Do we have a major upset on our hands? Or are our hands just full of titties when we give her a hug?
Please cast your vote in the comments!
221 Comments | In: Featured Creature, March Madness, Walmart Fashion
March 28th, 2011
I just puked in my mouth.. and then did a double take!! OMG!! wow
Mom I told you before about this
Back Boob is #1 allllllll the way. Ugh! That is just disgusting!
#1 Quad Boobs for sure. It had me in the longer “WTF” gaze.
I’m tired of voting for the most disturbing pictures. #9 gets my vote today. Back/front woman is mindblowing-ly awful. And, honestly, I love #9′s beard so much. I want to see him head to head with Willy the Pimp.
Back boobs for sure!
#9 dude’s a beast.
Is this the best of both worlds, missionary style or doggie style? Sick 8?)
# dude’s a beast.
#1- she is a bigger boob than Dick Vitale.
Dave the Pear
Backup Boobies… in case something were to happen to the front ones.
Back Boobs. Seriously how does she not take the whole competition?
No. 1 wins. The sparkly man is no match for the world’s saggiest back tits.
#1 all the way!!! four boobs for the price of two!! Come on, we can win this!
I’m glad her back nipples aren’t showing !!
if just had back nipples…….Captain Morgan has really let himself go,so my vote go to ” Boobieback”
#1-the more boobs the better!!!
Wow…you could get to second base just giving her a hug!
All she’s missing are nipple tattoos… she wins against the cross-dressing redneck. Doesn’t it initially look like her head is facing the wrong direction?!
I would rather look at #9……
I’d like to see #9 motorboat #1′s back.
OMG… if I ever get those boobs.. please.. KILL ME!!!!
Gots to go with #9 Blue, I’ve seen enough boobs at Wal-mart.
back boobs are just wrong on so many levels that it makes my head hurt
beard. Cant look at back boobs any more. #9 gets my vote
back boobs wins, tits down! The stylish pirate is just too good looking
It’s gotta be Miss Back Tits …. You have to appreciate a woman who lets you get to second base with just a hug.
#1. Back boobs!
Upset!?. Babckboobs should go all the way. (Um… Ewww.)
I guarantee these were taken at the same Walmart…… Wow I cant believe her boyfriend didn’t tell her that she was popping out! Didn’t that old man play in Pirates of the Caribbean? Im pretty sure he was the guy with the parrot on his shoulder. My vote goes to #9 just cause Im jealous cause my girl don’t have 2 sets of tits I can suck on.
I never thought it could happen she sprouted wings but doubt they wilol get her off the ground
I like Blue….so Old School
#1 definitely get the vote! the ‘back boobs’ are…..well there are no words…..
Crazy is as Crazy does
Although I am impressed by the string she tied across her back to create such an awesome display … I have to go with #9 redneck cross dresser pirate guy… he doesn’t gross me out, in fact, he may be fun to have a drink with.
1 for sure
#1 Back Boobs FTW!!!
It’s scary-ass number one, always, always.
#1 Back Boobs! lol
Back titties all the way!!! That’s gotta be the most disturbing picture on this website!!!!
#1–cant top this one
Back Titties!!! OMG didn’t anyone tell her that maybe she shouldn’t wear her daughter’s clothes???
#1 Front to back
This is the third time I’ve seen her and it still made me throw up a little in my mouth. I vote super-sized heffer for the win!!
Ew.. back bewbs all the way!
#1 is #1…. back booby lady wins, boobs down (lol)
#1. No contest.
#1 you know if you smack her anywhere the rest of her probably jiggles for a half hour…
#1 back boobies are bigger then my front boobies
Captain Jack Sparrow’s 3rd mate is cool, but who can beat 4 squishy boobs? No seriously, who can beat them? #1 gets my vote.
What more could an evil superhero like myself ask for??? #1 fo(u)r sure!!
I thought Red Bull gave you wings….those don’t look like wings….#1 gets my vote…she helped me not eat my whole breakfast…
“Hunreds of new back rolls everyday at Wal*Mart ” and here’s just 2 of them! Bahaha! #1#1#1!!!!!
#1 of course.
The pirate dude looks like he finally opened the treasure chest.. Back boobs, well that’s one treasure that should have reamined sunken! Argghhhh #1 gets my vote matey!
GOTTA BE THE BACK BOOBS….THEY’RE BIGGER THAN MY FRONT ONES!
#1 gives a whole new meaning to baby got back!!!!!!
#1 has to be the favorite to win it all, that just boggles the mind
Your’e my boy blue #9
#1 with an easy win.
#1, and I hope people take a lesson that you really are too big to wear certain things certain ways.
#1 looks like a multitasking nightmare…
that is disgusting..does she not own a mirror or can she not feel that??? im gonna go throw up now!!!
#1 She has no clue she is so gross. #9 worked @ it… actually looks rather charming.
#1 back boobie girl!!!!!
#1 Back Boobies (I just want to draw nipples on them so bad!)
My votes for #1!!
#1. First, because it also looks like there is a back ass hiding under those back boobs, and it looks like those little straps on her shirt could have snapped at any second.
#9 gets my vote! Just becuase he’s totally the type of old man I want to party with!!!! Now wheres the rum???
#1 in a complete shutout
Mmmkay. Compared to #1, #2 is actually kinda hot. And that’s really saying something.
#1 isn’t that uncommon, I don’t see a #9 everyday. #9!
Heck! Back boobs are indeed unbeatable!!!
My vote is for the enormous back boobies. It’s kinda impressive.
back titties clear winner. eww.
GRODY!! Back tits. deff the vote there! I think I jus threw up in my mouth a lil
Backboobs #1 for sure. I have this overwhelming impulse to squeeze them/
question for you all—I have started to enjoy Jimmy Buffet and I know that people dress up as pirates to his shows. Would #9 constitute such a pirate outfit? Please help me out.
FWIW, I already voted, so admin, dont include this comment as a “vote”
Not exactly how I had angels pictured, maybe don’t want one on my tombstone after all…..
But #9 gets my vote.
Def #1, wow that’s gross!
Uh #1- sorry to say. She’s just …. Walmart.
#1 for the win….her outfit accents her “back rack”
Both are good, but 1 better captures the essence of PoW.
i word “damn”
#1. She’s the top seed for a reason. *shudders*
1 is just nasty
I would take #9 out to dinner if it meant I don’t have to look at #1 EVER AGAIN! Thank you for showing me the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life…
backboobs for the win!.. she is a real walcreature with those big back jugs…
It’s getting so difficult to decide! I gotta go with #1.
My vote goes to backboobs… but I think #9 seems like a pretty cool guy and he deserves a plaque or a t shirt or something. Maybe a bedazzled t shirt?
OooooMG – is there any chance that the pirate and old man boobs are the same guy??? Look at the nose, the ears, the eyes, the beard, what do you think? Possible?
1 OMG 1
#1 If that woman put a pair of glasses on the back of her head, you wouldn’t know if she was coming or going!
Cooly dre… #9 fa shuh!!!
#9, because I don’t want to see those extra tits again. Ever.
Put some areolae on back boobs, and she’d look like Cousin It
#1 Just nasty.
Back boobs…great for slow dancing
She needs a bra for her back boobs (she has my vote). yuck
#1 GETS MY VOTE. DEAR LORD, LET ME NEVER SEE THE LIKES AGAIN!!!
Not sure what the tensile strength of those straps is, but going with #1.
Egad! HOW does that happen?! (The back boobs, not the shiny disco pirate)
OMG #1 gets my vote,She was able to turn her head all the way around and look backwards….
show yer tits…..
i vote number, not for the woman but for that blue and white string. Imagine the tension its holding, probably made by NASA
Back boobs has been the winner and all time champion of this entire site ever since she was first posted!
I will repeat what I said in the last Blue match-up… it would be different if he took the time, effort and money to actually get the implants. Perhaps we can do a boob transplant? My vote is for #1. Freakier = WINNING!
No upset here. Back boobs will always win in my book.
While #1 is sure to win, #9 is someone I & my friends have all seen strutting around Naples, FL., so #9 gets my hometown vote. Sorry B. B.
Biscuits N Gravy
Just add a tiny nipple to each side and she’d be in jail. Ironic, huh?
Now her man has something to hold on to no matter what side she’s on.
If big boobs hurt your back, does big back boobs hurt your stomach?
I’ve never seen anything quite like those back boobs before – so I’m going with #1
Gotta be #1
#1…cover those things up please, only if she had some pasties.
#9! come on ppl. shes fat and that is funny but look at the guy!!! he should totally win
i just puked!! ughhhhhhhhhhhh
No #1 is going to win the real Big Dance, but they deserve to win this one. I vote #1 all the way.
#1 for sure, thats one of the most disgusting things i’ve seen
Absolutely #1. I would actually think it would be funny to be photographed with a pirate.
#1 all the way!
I vote #1: Back Rack. ‘Nuff said.
1. Oh God, that’s gross.
Ugh, Debbie Doubletits FTW!! And someone PLEASE, bring the eye bleach STAT!!
#1 back boobs. If I wore that top I’m sure I’d have back boob too.
This is easy…..#1 NO DOUBT!!! That’s just nasty
Mama Bear B
Back Boobs by a nipple!
#1 of course!
YOUR MY BOY BLUE!!!!
Back titties ram a lam.
gotta go with #1 for the vomit factor. The pirate is pretty cute though.
Ooo, tough one. I’m still going with “back tits” for the win in this matchup. Sorry pirate guy, your eccentricity just can’t compare with large amounts of back fat… Ewwwww.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BACK BOOBS!!!
#9 gets my vote, even if he does look like “The World’s Most Interesting Man” on heroin
#1. The oldest Bee Gee doesn’t stand a chance against the back boobs from hell!
The one with the back boobs…makes me wish I had a brown marker. Pirate guy needs to go to Disneyland.
This is probably the only circumstance in which I can say “Back boobs FTW!!!” and not get looked at strangely.
Back Boobs wins by a boob!!
#1 cause you can play with her titties while you do her doggy style and you don’t even have to reach around!!!
No contest. #9 might have on an “interesting” outfit, but #1 is just so much worse. That’s mesmerizing–it’s hard to look away, it’s so disturbing.
Backboobs all the way.
Back boobs all the way!!!
BACK BOOBS for the win! Shall I make posters?
#9 is bad, but I’ve seen worse at a Renaissance fair. I’d have to vote for the twin titty, #1. Though I don’t know if anyone would want to seed this #1.
#1, Back Rack advances!
#1! Back boobs rock!
#1 is the bomb
#1 – Back Boobs!!!!
This is a tougher one, but I’d have to go with #1.
Alas, the mistaken result from one too many listens to Justin Timberlake’s Sexy Back.
#1 More girls should also come with back boobs. Just makes sense……
NUMBER 1!! Back BOOBS.
If it were me and I knew I had back tits, i’d soooo tattoo nipples on those puppies……
#1 for sure. She should have those things removed and donated to some unfortunate flat-chested girl.
Back boobs all the way.
March 29th, 2011
Back Boobs for sure!!!
back boobs may deserve to win it all
Does the slim bearded guy #9 have back boobs that are out of view of the camera?
if you breast fed from those boobs we would have a nation wide fammon, wait it may be the new thing for loosing weight.
Back boobs baby!
OH DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!! Yuck Yuck Yuck.
Her back boobs look so firm and ample….lol Dog the Bounty Hunters DAD!!!!
#1! Back titties ROCK!
Oh Gwad back boobbies. The guy thinks the fashionble pirate of the caribbean??
•♫♪•♫♪ BABY GOT BACK! and I cannot lie.. you otha bruthas can’t deny..•♫♪•♫♪ that that’s just plain wrong on sooooooo many levels.
Backboobs for sure…..not much to look at but fun to dance with!
#1, just nasty. Pirate dood has it goin’ on lol.
She should have put a bra on those things….My vote is for #9. I think he’s accessorized himself quite nicely. My only complaint is that he should have thrown a cute little sequin tank top under that sweater/blouse set…to cover the chest hair that is.
OH GAWD! I don’t know if #1 will ever lose her crown! BLEEEEEECK!!! And the fact that she accentuated them so much!
Down the road how is she going to fit into her……..
Gotta go with the backboobs. I have seen them on many late-night shows. This #1 seed is going all the way!
#1 is #1!!!!
1. wtf is that?
#1 – that took years to create. The pirate definiately deserved to be here, but he’s no match for those babies!
The pirate might have an excuse – on the way to a costume party? disney greeter?
#1 wins – no possible excuse for this
How many people did it take to tie that string together!!! Grody!!!!
#1 is #1
I can’t believe that is even possible!!
I see back boobs going all the way baby!
OMG! I have never seen back boobs like this before!!! You definately get my vote!
March 30th, 2011
# 1, dang that is the upmost ugly i have ever seen in my lifetime, and i’ll be 52 soon yteks?
number 1 has been my alltime fav ever since i started going on this site.
While I think he might be fun to talk to, gotta go with back boobs
OMG…..Is her head on backwards or does she have another pair of jugs on the front for balance! #1 hands down….no…really…hands down no one needs to touch that!
Heffalump vrs Woozle
replusive? or merely gawk worthy.
#1 AGAIN.. Those chunks just seem to blow themselves when she’s around.
As far as #9 goes, for a transvestite he seems to be pretty well pulled together (although for his sake I hope that with all the gold lurex, and gold and black sequins, it’s after 6PM, or else we’ll have to dock him style points for wearing evening wear before “evening”
April 1st, 2011
EWWW!!!!! searciouly shes too FAT!
Number 9 being so slim, is probably versatile in bed, can do anything.
April 4th, 2011
April 15th, 2011
oh my lord, shes reversed!
April 19th, 2011
the pirate because i think mrs. back-boobs here made me loose a little bit of my dinner.
Anyone ever watch the movie Labyrinth that came out in ’86? It’s Didymus!!
April 26th, 2011
DOESN’T ANYONE TELL THESE PEOPLE THAT THEY LOOK RETARTED…. I MEAN COME ON! I GO WHITH 1. !:D
May 2nd, 2011
bree gamboa (A.R.G.)
man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1dont you think 1. needs a bigger shirt to cover that thumbs up if so!
That guy is the drag version of Johnny Depp in pirates of the caribbean
May 6th, 2011
that guy is the drag version of Johnny Depp frpom pirates of the caribbean
I was feeling fat today…then I saw this picture……
August 3rd, 2011