March 30th, 2011
Sweet Sixteen: East #3 No Tan Line Vs. #7 Put It Back
We’ve got ourselves a hairy one here folks! It’s like the Wolfman and his weird creepy grandpa.
Please cast your vote in the comments!
Sweet Sixteen: East #3 No Tan Line Vs. #7 Put It Back,
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Hmm. Bigfoot vs. Mufasa. the Lion King wins. Sir, you will not need those condoms.
March 30th, 2011
#3. He clearly has no sense of style judging by the saggy jeans. Other than that I would say he’s got it going on.
March 30th, 2011
#3- didn’t know a guy could have a fupa…. cute though.
March 30th, 2011
Let the Wookiee win!
#7
March 30th, 2011
#7 all the way. At least he is using protection. Do you really want his offspring running around?
March 30th, 2011
two more steps and the pants are on the ground.
#3!
March 30th, 2011
#7 all the way to the final 4. Maybe I’m just getting old. Maybe I’m just one of those “Get a haircut, you darn hippie” old foggies who doesn’t understand “kids these days” with their hiphop and pants hanging down to their knees. But I seriously just don’t get this guy and don’t quite understand where else he would fit in – only Walmart. Like, he lives in his mom’s basement, right? #3 is bad. REAL bad. That’s the only way he could make it this far in the competition. But, at least he’d fit in at a redneck picnic or something. #7 would stick out no matter where he went.
March 30th, 2011
#3 walks away with it.
March 30th, 2011
#3 The Crack of Doom even if it means having to bleach my brain one more time after seeing that…
March 30th, 2011
I vomit as I say it…#3
March 30th, 2011
#3
March 30th, 2011
#3. overly tan, saggy with a pale flat ass. and of course the gross greasy hair
March 30th, 2011
As I said in a previous post, It’s too bad that #3 isn’t a video clip, cause no doubt his pants were slipping as the pic was taken and the next frame would be of him laying on the ground face first.
My vote is for #3 causeI don’t think it’s cool to mess with Sasquatch.
March 30th, 2011
#7
March 30th, 2011
i like bigfoot (#3)
March 30th, 2011
This is a tough one, but I have to vote for #3. I don’t want to know what he looks like from the front because his polla is probably exposed.
March 30th, 2011
#7. Crack dude looks like there may be some mental illness going on.
March 30th, 2011
7
March 30th, 2011
I gotta go with #3. There’s still a will they or won’t they factor there. No matter how many times you see it, you wonder if the pants will finally fall down completely or he pulls them up. Besides, I’m getting kinda used to #7 lion mane hair-do. He just doesn’t turn my stomach like #3 does.
March 30th, 2011
…I’m kinda sick of these versus pics. Bring us some new stuff…
March 30th, 2011
the guy on the right seems to think he’ll be needing those trojens haha i think not!
March 30th, 2011
beehive vs behind…
The butts have it…
March 30th, 2011
#3
No contest.
March 30th, 2011
Aaaaagggghhhhh. Two favorites.
Gotta go with Sas Q.
# 3
March 30th, 2011
# 7 has my weird-loving heart. He could win.
March 30th, 2011
#3 all the way
7 seems to be having a bad hair day, while 3 is living a lifestyle.
March 30th, 2011
I wonder if part of Sasquatch’s shadow is exactly what we have been thinking might be casting one.
March 30th, 2011
I don’t have my glasses on….is the guy with the monk/wolf hair buying condoms? For me this really sets the scene. My vote goes to him.
March 30th, 2011
#3 all the way
March 30th, 2011
#7… for some reason it creeps me out more.
Plus I think we already have enough inappropriate body parts hanging out of clothing going into the top
Let’s give it some variety.
March 30th, 2011
#3 That’s…impressive…
March 30th, 2011
#7, and that’s all I’m going to say.
March 30th, 2011
#3
March 30th, 2011
never thought i could be so in love…
March 30th, 2011
I gotta go with Creepy Grandpa on this one. Only because the other guy did that hair on purpose.
March 30th, 2011
Lion King
March 30th, 2011
Sorry – I meant #3
March 30th, 2011
Who’s the lucky……
March 30th, 2011
Gotta go with the Creature From the Black Lagoon, #3.
March 30th, 2011
You could manscape 3 all day..and it’s still just NASTY! #3.
March 30th, 2011
#7!!
I love the hair. heh heh
March 30th, 2011
#7 but the condoms are a waste unless he’s using them on…never mind I don’t want to think about it.
#3 should be kept at least 500 yards from any school or playground.
March 30th, 2011
#7. What makes it so much better with #7 is the fact he’s looking at those condoms. Who are you kidding?
March 30th, 2011
I gotta vote for Chewbacca on this one. #3
March 30th, 2011
Nasty #3
March 30th, 2011
you have to ask ?
March 30th, 2011
#3 for the win.
March 30th, 2011
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! That is NOT your hair…take that shit off your head! You go too far with the comedy, man….xD
As horrortastic as the Bigfoot is, I’m casting my vote for The Condomly Lion there…#7, FTW!!!! LMAO
March 30th, 2011
#3, No Tan Line
Theiving isn’t an uncommon occurance at WM
March 30th, 2011
…
March 30th, 2011
I’ve gotta give it to #7… if you put a belt and shirt on #3, you’d never see his freak flag, but you can’t cover up #7′s glorious mane… he’s just letting that freak flag fly regardless!
March 30th, 2011
#3-cuz he was that way naturally. . . .
March 30th, 2011
#7. Number three just looks like he just got drunk and forgot his shirt and belt. As for seven, you can’t fix stupid. At least he’s adding chlorine to the gene pool by buying a condom.
March 30th, 2011
#7
March 30th, 2011
#7!!!!
Weep little lion man
You’re not as brave as you were at the start
Rate yourself and rape yourself
Take all the courage you have left
Wasted on fixing all the problems
That you made ON your own head
March 30th, 2011
gross #7
i vote for #7!
March 30th, 2011
#3 — nightmares!
March 30th, 2011
Number 3…at least condom man is preventing the perpetuation of his stupidity. So I vote #3!!!
March 30th, 2011
#7 for the reverse mullet gone horribley wrong.
March 30th, 2011
3
March 30th, 2011
3. That’s horrific… the other guy can shave the rest of his head and look normal, but I’m not sure anything about the Wolfman will ever be normal…
March 30th, 2011
#7 The Lion King
March 30th, 2011
Ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto……….did I miss anyone?
March 30th, 2011
#7, he’s super convinced he needs those. One day, lion, one day.
March 30th, 2011
#3
March 30th, 2011
it’s getting difficult. #7
March 30th, 2011
#3 because of the potential front visual
March 30th, 2011
ooo tough one! gonna have to go with #3
March 30th, 2011
Tough, but although the first guy might be drunk, #7 is doing it on purpose. #7FTW
March 30th, 2011
you married the wrong guy…
March 30th, 2011
#3
March 30th, 2011
gotta be
number 3
March 31st, 2011
#7
March 31st, 2011
#7 for sure. I wish we could see the prize he was planning to use those comdoms on. Who would screw this guy?
March 31st, 2011
Gotta stick with #3, he’s gonna be hard to take down….
March 31st, 2011
3
March 31st, 2011
#3
March 31st, 2011
#3 it looks like his ass migrated to his belly
March 31st, 2011
#3 Sasquatch still has too much going on.
March 31st, 2011
#3 – plain old nastiness wins over questionable style statement any day
March 31st, 2011
my vote is for #3
March 31st, 2011
Gotta go with #3. Cause it will always make you wonder what he looks like from the front.
March 31st, 2011
.. 7… dont forget the dvd’s so he can send his mom a copy of how to use protection..
March 31st, 2011
#7 As some others have said all sachq. needs is a shirt and he would blend right in. Lion head made himself look like a freak on purpose and then plants himself in the condom aisle. Really? What kind of girl goes for a lion boy.
March 31st, 2011
The MANE event moves on– maybe #3 can donate his back hair to #7 till the rest of his hair grows back out
March 31st, 2011
#3 – and I’m still greatful it’s from the back and not the front.
March 31st, 2011
It was so hard to choose…….we could move to Utah……
March 31st, 2011
3
March 31st, 2011
#3 he’s just freakishly abnormal and looks like the tried to put on pants to go to the Wally!
March 31st, 2011
#7 for originality #3 just ewwww…..but I feel bad for both because its obvious that they are both so poor…One can’t afford a belt or pants that fit and the other couldn’t afford a full haircut
March 31st, 2011
#3 – I mean really!
March 31st, 2011
#3 is just nasty, so he gets my vote in a close one.
March 31st, 2011
#7 because id prefer to be amused rather than disturbed.
March 31st, 2011
3
March 31st, 2011
The gang kids where there pants low and nobody says a thing!!!!
March 31st, 2011
7
March 31st, 2011
#3
March 31st, 2011
man this is a tough one… #3
March 31st, 2011
#7 stil makes me laugh
March 31st, 2011
seriously, the old mans wiener is probably hanging out! GROSS!
March 31st, 2011
clearly #3 wins this matchup – he needs to renamed sasquatch man, the lion kid is obviously just learning how to read
April 1st, 2011
#3
April 1st, 2011
Gag… #3
April 1st, 2011
chewbacca has some hair lose problems
April 1st, 2011
#7 for sure
April 1st, 2011
# 3 is my father!!!
April 5th, 2011
Ok…….I hope Mr. Hairy doesn’t think that’s a smart purchase. When will he seriously use them?
April 7th, 2011
#3
April 15th, 2011
uhm…can #7 even get laid with hait like that….ewwww
April 21st, 2011
I’m goin with the wolfman.
April 23rd, 2011
OMFG WHAT R PEOPLE THINKING??? I MEAN WOULDNT THEY FEEL A BREEZ OR SOMETHING???? AND THEY SHOULD REALLY PUT A CHOKING HAZARD FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ
May 1st, 2011
#7 is clearly the winner. So sad that the condoms are a generation 2 late. One can’t help but wonder…what does she look like? I believe I may need to sleep with the lights on for awhile.
May 4th, 2011
I’m just happy #7 is buying condoms.
May 30th, 2011
#7 for the win and no one ever mentions anything about the rope or ducttape.
December 24th, 2011
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