April 1st, 2011
Elite Eight: Southeast #7 That’s A First Vs. #12 The Real Joe Dirt
We are down to the nitty gritty of the Elite 8! Finally a match-up that will answer the world’s question of which is worse, hair or hips?
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Elite Eight: Southeast #7 That's A First Vs. #12 The Real Joe Dirt,
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It’s like all she has to do is pull down that skirt just a little. Just a little, and she would regain, like 67.3% of her dignity. Joe on the other hand could regain 97.1% of his dignity with a good haircut. Thus, I vote for #7, who has the least likelihood of ever looking normal.
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
Wow this one’s tough. I have to go with Joe Dirt. I think the chick is just oblivious. That guy took time and effort to get his hair in that particularly rats nesty shape.
April 1st, 2011
Going with #7, if she wasn’t 300 lbs I might have thought she just got off work at the truck stop strip bar.
April 1st, 2011
Is that baby going to be born with lacy fishnet markings???
#7 gotta win
April 1st, 2011
I was hoping the this VS that was gone……..
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
#7. I’m thinking she could break into song, singing “Baby I was born this way…”
April 1st, 2011
Unlucky #7 – hands & blubber down!
April 1st, 2011
#7 Grimace and bare it.
April 1st, 2011
#7. Because she thinks she’s sexy. Still looks more like an elephant foot than a camel toe…
April 1st, 2011
#12
April 1st, 2011
Aww, crap, here we go again…….
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
these two are both pretty weak for the Elite 8, and I dont think either one will win next round. But, I like #7 to prevail to the FINAL FOUR. Thats alot of FUPA on her. blech!
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
#7… she’s putting up with a lot of discomfort to look that good.
April 1st, 2011
This is hardly a contest. #7 all the way!
April 1st, 2011
Definitely Dirt!!!!
April 1st, 2011
#12, just rooting for the underdog
April 1st, 2011
oh my! #7 for sure! looks like she has on a pair of pampers under her skirt….something about her outfit should have her arrested!
April 1st, 2011
#7…Terrible beyond words!
April 1st, 2011
JOE DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 1st, 2011
12! Joe Dirt Joe Dirt Joe Dirt
April 1st, 2011
#7 – would like to see the winner strut their stuff with their trophy
April 1st, 2011
#7 and without undies.. Shiver!
April 1st, 2011
#7, Joe just doesn’t have the “make me want to change my sexual orientation” factor…
April 1st, 2011
#7, I feel bad for the person who took that photo. Had to of buned their eyes!
April 1st, 2011
#7 for me. Fishnets and sneakers.
April 1st, 2011
#12 this time, he took effort to look that stupid. I see fat people with fat capes all the time.
April 1st, 2011
And can you believe it’s people like #7 who’s throwing a fit about sex-ed being taught in schools? But they don’t mind going out in public with their garbage pussies hanging out for
April 1st, 2011
(cont.) for everyone to see.
April 1st, 2011
who gives a $h!t ?
April 1st, 2011
#12 but only because #7 doesn’t appear to be at a walmart… So she’s disqualified!
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
#7… and I want to know where she got the industrial-strength fishnets that are trying so hard to contain all that!
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
#7, you can always fix hair…
April 1st, 2011
#7
And proud of it.
April 1st, 2011
#7 should be in the finals. If she DOESN’T get her panties in a wad, she could lose it though.
April 1st, 2011
#7 by a belly!
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
#7, isn’t that center seam on her nets just killing her belly?
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
Definitely #7: Ms. Gunt.
April 1st, 2011
Still gotta go with the belly hanging out under the skirt. #7. It’s just so disgusting.
April 1st, 2011
#7
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#7
April 1st, 2011
The gunt FTW
April 1st, 2011
Joe Dirt
April 1st, 2011
7
April 1st, 2011
Joe Dirt
April 1st, 2011
7
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
#7 although I’m surprised Joe Dirt made it this far.
April 1st, 2011
7. I saw that one when it first got on here, and it’s one of the most disgusting ones I’ve seen.
April 1st, 2011
7! No contest!
April 1st, 2011
Women that are that big have no business wearing short skirts like that. Joe Dirt gets my vote
April 1st, 2011
Oh man, Joe Dirt’s the man and all – but that woman’s gunt is beyond compare. So #7 wins.
April 1st, 2011
#7. Hangy (thing?) beats gnarly hair.
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
# 7 is the pic that my friend sent me that got me hooked on this sight. I there have been worse but this one seems to have burned its self into my memory
so i have to say 7 all the way
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 1st, 2011
#7. Front butt beats mullet.
April 1st, 2011
And here I thought Joe Dirt Sr was going to wind up 2nd to Front To Back in the finals. Anyway, for the underdog…#12
April 1st, 2011
Going with the dirt . Fat ladies with bellies hanging below their dresses a dime a dozen at wallyworld . Dirt is unique.
April 1st, 2011
God I’m getting dizzy from these freaks!~ Have to go with #7, she just PHAT baby.
April 1st, 2011
#7
April 2nd, 2011
… I’m sorry to say but I gotta go w/ #7. I love Joe Dirt but competition is just too … uh, sloppy.
Oh and PS- Poopanator needs to choke on a turd and die.
April 2nd, 2011
#7. I feel a little sorry for Joe Dirt. He looks like a pathetic old alcoholic who is barely coping. Whereas #7 appears to be clean and has done her hair – but then has made some utterly disastrous fashion choices!
April 2nd, 2011
That’s a First!
April 2nd, 2011
I want the Fat Chick!!!! Vote for the FAT CHICK!
April 2nd, 2011
#7.
I have never thought anything special about Joe Dirt’s dad…
April 2nd, 2011
getting tired of disgusting over exposed bellies so i’m gonna go with #12 the real joe dirt
April 2nd, 2011
He certainly puts the “dirt” in Joe Dirt. I’m going to vote for #12.
April 2nd, 2011
Joe Dirt!
April 2nd, 2011
Peek-A-Boo Patty wins this round! #7 to win.
April 2nd, 2011
#7!! She’s going all the way, baby!! All. The. Way. And why not? Her belly is ALREADY all the way OUT!!
April 2nd, 2011
#7!!!!!
April 2nd, 2011
Holy Mary mother in the manger … № 7 without a doubt. Bless her heart and whatever else that is there.
April 2nd, 2011
#7. She’s quite the contender.
April 3rd, 2011
#7
April 3rd, 2011
EW EW EW EW…. #7
April 3rd, 2011
#12
April 3rd, 2011
If pooping your pants is cool, you can call me Miles Davis
April 8th, 2011
Look !! It’s Joe Dirts Dad !!!!
April 11th, 2011
#7
April 15th, 2011
At least he didn’t have to murder a racoon in order to look like Davey Crockett – he just grew his own coonskin cap!
April 27th, 2011
Oh my gosh! That guys hair is a cross between willie nelson and donald trump!!!
May 6th, 2011
wow. I mean, wow. Has to be #7 because your brain forces your eyes to keep looking at it while the brain tries to process it:
“itmustbesomethingelsebutitcan’tbewhatelsewoulditbenonoitreallyis”
and then you hear that airplane-taking-off sound like when the harddrive starts cranking something fierce.
She knows her legs are her good features. Oh god, does she.
May 18th, 2011
We all know the right picture is ‘Joe Dirt’ in his 50′s….
June 16th, 2011
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