September 30th, 2009
Everything Is More Fabulous In Texas
Hell no we ain’t got no gays down here in Texas!…..Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself. Looks good don’t it?
Texas
Hell no we ain’t got no gays down here in Texas!…..Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself. Looks good don’t it?
Texas
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This guy has every “Walker: Texas Ranger” episode ever made recorded on VHS.
September 30th, 2009
he’s got to be a cheerleader for the prison rodeo
September 30th, 2009
He’ll let you see his longhorn if you ask him nicely…
September 30th, 2009
The bigger the belt buckle, the smaller the………..?
September 30th, 2009
I thought the Village People broke up
September 30th, 2009
Flaming
September 30th, 2009
Maybe not gay, but I’m sure at least a few of them are moderately happy!
September 30th, 2009
I wonder if EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas? I’m not gay. Really. Just bi-curious. Isn’t everyone?
September 30th, 2009
My buckle is bigger than your buckle!!! wink, wink…
September 30th, 2009
that is so damn tacky.
September 30th, 2009
texas is nothing like that.
at all.
i’m ashamed that i’m from the same state as him.
he is the kind of person that makes everyone think texas is that gross.
i’m sure everyone else in walmart that day were just as ashamed.
September 30th, 2009
[Insert joke about Brokeback Mountain here.]
September 30th, 2009
Could be a Puerto Rican flag.
September 30th, 2009
Brokeback Walmart
September 30th, 2009
My wife made me wear this. Really.
September 30th, 2009
To other guy in pic:
“Back bathroom, 2nd stall in 5 minutes.”
Other guy:
“Men’s or women’s? I’m always confused on which one to use.”
September 30th, 2009
wellcome to marlboro’s world.
September 30th, 2009
“Funny you should mention that. I DID like “Brokeback Mountain”. “
September 30th, 2009
Come on sing it……..Y.M.C.A…….
September 30th, 2009
Tony Romo’s new hottie, since he left Jessica.
September 30th, 2009
He is a Texass.
September 30th, 2009
Looks like a star on his pants too.
Wonder how he earned that one.
September 30th, 2009
… and he doesn’t look like much of a steer to me!
September 30th, 2009
Talk about desecrating a flag.
And is he also wearing a beeper? I guess he needs to be ready for the call from the escort service at all times.
September 30th, 2009
Only two things come from Texas, and he doesn’t look like much of a steer to me!
September 30th, 2009
Save a Horse ride a Cowboy!
Looks like he is working on it.
September 30th, 2009
It’s George Not Strait
September 30th, 2009
He is pretty hot, and if worse came to worst, he could always outrun the “I hate queers” motorized rascal guy.
September 30th, 2009
Looks like Jeb and George W.
September 30th, 2009
This is either the Bush brother that no one talks about, or George Strait raided Martina McBrides dressing room..
September 30th, 2009
This is exactly why people who are not from Texas hate those that are!
September 30th, 2009
These two guys are obviously just talking about the embarrassment of wearing matching hats.
September 30th, 2009
Cashier: “Y’noe, it takes a hetero to make a homo.”
Mr. Texas: “Nuh uh, sweetie. This one was made with pure fairy dust!” *snap snap*
September 30th, 2009
Ever since the big break up, he’s had to bear the embarrassment of being ………..wait for it……………..
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The Village Person
September 30th, 2009
“What you been up to Whitey ?
“Oh, not much, fixin’ on inseminatin’ my cows”
“You ain’t got no bulls, you doin’ it artificially ?”
“No, the old fashioned way…..I came to Walmart to pick up some scented candles, a Johnny Mathis Sings Songs for Lovers CD, and some Viagra”
September 30th, 2009
Steers and Queers…..
September 30th, 2009
I hate when honkys wear this crap, he is not ever going to be a real cowboy. I’ve grown up around ranches my entire life and the cowboys I know would beat the crap out of this guy.
September 30th, 2009
He’ sheaded over to Gilley’s to meet up with Sissy and Bud!!!
September 30th, 2009
You know what they say about guys with big hats right? They have big belt buckles.
September 30th, 2009
Broke back mountian
September 30th, 2009
Wal-Mart, I don’t know how to quit you!
September 30th, 2009
“I’m from Texas, and I like wearin’ my red, white, and — oo, is that a star? “
September 30th, 2009
“Say, have you seen my buddies in here? They’re dressed like a construction worker, a native American, a cop, a biker, and . .. oh! Hey, no worries, I think I just spotted them over in the housewares dept. Oh fellas, yoohoo! I’m coming!”
September 30th, 2009
From what I have seen they don’t use the word gay in texas… those are queers they have there.
September 30th, 2009
“all my ex’s live in Texas”
September 30th, 2009
I bet the other dude is asking him where he got his vest, proudly made in the united state of Texas! “you don’t find these in your local Cavender’s”
September 30th, 2009
Damn, who leaked the new footage of project runway? Heidi is going to have someone’s nut sack for this…..after all Mr Texas won.
September 30th, 2009
What an amazing shirt choice! I just wish I could have worn that in Walmart.
September 30th, 2009
Off in to the wilderness, my lover and I will hide,
Broke back Mountain is where we shall ride.
Some Viagra from the Wal-mart Pharmacy,
My thorny yellow rose of Texas, is very prick-a-lee.
September 30th, 2009
Hmmm…I thought gay men had more style than this!
September 30th, 2009
He looks like Chuckie Pancamo from Oz. I wonder who made him their prag.
October 1st, 2009
No respectable gay man would be caught wearing that outfit.
October 1st, 2009
well..come on…now he might not suck a dick but I bet he’ll hold it in his mouth till the swelling goes down… wait…speaking of mouth…are those stretch marks around his?
October 1st, 2009
Make sure to keep a look out for those Project Runway auditions. I’m sure Tim would love to meet this guy.
October 1st, 2009
I guarantee he’s packin’ heat in his pants…and I’m not talkin’ ’bout a gun, folks. Bah dah dah dum!
October 1st, 2009
Walmart “May I Help You” vest………Texas style….
October 1st, 2009
@ Lauren: If you’re that ashamed, then GTFO my beloved Texas.
“Texas is nothing like that.” Sorry, darlin’, but look up ‘TGRA’ on Google. We’re everywhere, including farms and ranches.
@ Sue: We reserve the right to dress just as tacky as heterosexuals
October 1st, 2009
that pisses me off, desecrating our flag like that !
October 1st, 2009
he should get his arse kicked for desecrating the flag!
October 1st, 2009
He’s not a native Texan, it’s a disguise to try and fit in, he obviously moved here from Yankee Land i.e New York. Look how he’s standing in the “Just Arrested” positions which is common to northerners.
October 1st, 2009
that dude makes my butt water! he is so hot.
October 1st, 2009
the dude is so hot he makes my butthole water!
October 1st, 2009
No, you can’t be a Cowboys cheerleader, and NO!, we don’t want to see your “Tight End”
October 1st, 2009
Fuck yall people!!!! This kind of guy gives texas a bad name. I have never seen anybody wear something so stupid in my life. I am from texas and have lived here my whole life. Its a shame
October 1st, 2009
Hell no, I’m not saying that wearing that vest makes you gay. What I said was performing oral sex on men in the Walmart bathroom makes you gay!!!
October 2nd, 2009
Yes Texans do not hold the Texan flag in high regard
October 2nd, 2009
Don’t Mess With…Oh, what am I saying? You can mess all you want with Texas, big boy!
October 2nd, 2009
You can mess with Texas all you want, big boy!
October 2nd, 2009
OMG – I think that’s my daughter’s EX-Hubby!!
October 3rd, 2009
That is sad. i from texas nd i neva seen anyone wear that junk!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH FUN STUFF
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October 4th, 2009
Think he won that buckle for bull milkin?
October 4th, 2009
Kinda looks like a ghetto Garth Brooks.Sorry, Garth…I got nothin’ but love for ya.
October 6th, 2009
Ain’t nothin but steers and this guy in Texas.
October 6th, 2009
Must be from the Dallas Gayborhood! At least, unlike most people on this website, he’s hot looking! Yum! Yum!
October 6th, 2009
I have actually seen this guy around town. He thinks he is hot Sh*t!!
October 9th, 2009
the stars at night are big and bright…..deep in the heart of texas!
October 10th, 2009
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww…. Bob & Weave have matchin Sombreros… How Cute! ROFLMAO-WTF!
October 10th, 2009
the only thing that comes out of texas is steers and queers and i dont see and steers around here…. maybe mexicans too
October 10th, 2009
You think I m cute, You oughta see My boyfreind on page 6, He s the one bent over the counter
October 12th, 2009
hey buddy texas called they want their flag back
October 12th, 2009
Village People reject.
October 12th, 2009
You get the feeling they’ll be pitching a tent together, in a jagged, craggy,
rocky locale, yea, like a mountain, or something like that.
October 18th, 2009
nothin but steers and queers in Texas……….
October 18th, 2009
This is not okay…This will NEVER be okay…
October 27th, 2009
STEERS AND QUEERS!!!!
November 6th, 2009
haha… it’s too big. It was probably the only one left and he just had to get it
November 6th, 2009
Surely that is TONY DANZA!!!
November 7th, 2009
And they say Texas is intolerant of gays!
November 7th, 2009
This is so disturbing If I saw someone looking like that where I live I would walk up to them and say PUT A REGULAR SHIRT ON!!
November 17th, 2009
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November 17th, 2009
i imagine that they are saying something along the lines of:
“hey nice hat”
“right back at ya cowboy”
“wanna get together sometime?”
“shop for hats?”
“hell ya!!”
November 24th, 2009
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