September 30th, 2009
Does Your Sweater Come In A V-Neck?
Remember, back hair counts as a shirt when paired with custom made jean shorts and boots. But remember, if the Jorts aren’t custom made this would be inappropriate.
Florida
Remember, back hair counts as a shirt when paired with custom made jean shorts and boots. But remember, if the Jorts aren’t custom made this would be inappropriate.
Florida
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The Yeti of Walmart….
September 30th, 2009
He’s too sexy for his shirt.
Actually, his shirt is too sexy for him.
September 30th, 2009
Poor Chewbacca is losing his hair in patches
September 30th, 2009
He’s bringing sexy back.
September 30th, 2009
No shoes, no shirt…..big problem!
September 30th, 2009
poster child for mangroomer.com
September 30th, 2009
If you look closely, there’s a ‘thumbs down’ shaved into the hair on his right shoulder.
I wasn’t looking closely though, my ahh, friend was looking closely and umm, told me about it.
September 30th, 2009
He’s doing his part to be healthy and save the earth. This sweater is 100% organic… no synthetic fibers for this guy!
September 30th, 2009
From the ankles down he’s dressed just fine.
September 30th, 2009
One word……..
NAIR
WAX
SHAVE
Paleeeezzzee!!
September 30th, 2009
This must be a bitch to wax. “KELLY CLARKSON!!!!”
September 30th, 2009
Doesn’t Walmart sell the “Backhair brush?”
September 30th, 2009
What did I come in here for? Let me doublecheck the shopping list in my back pocket. Oh, that’s right… shirts….
September 30th, 2009
There not jean shorts those are JORTS!
September 30th, 2009
This fellow resides in Belwood, NC, but roams out of his territory to participate in Bull Milking contests. He is wearing the traditional Bull Milking costume of Belwood.
September 30th, 2009
Who the hell goes to a store shirtless?
September 30th, 2009
What? No tattoo? No chain wallet? No mullet? What KIND of a redneck are you?
I bet your pickup truck is even in good running condition and no mud on the tires…
September 30th, 2009
It IS Michael J. Fox this time.
September 30th, 2009
Capri jorts.
The rest is just too easy for a man of my talents…….
September 30th, 2009
Gorillas are the largest of the living primates. They are ground-dwelling and predominantly herbivorous. They inhabit the forests of central Africa and can sometimes be spotted wondering about Walmart
September 30th, 2009
JOHN-BOY:
Bigoted response. Can you imagine if someone ‘dared’ to say the same and put ‘n’ word instead of ‘r’ word in that sentence.
It’s amazing in this day and age this is ‘allowed’.
September 30th, 2009
Shopping at Walmart is so easy a caveman can do it!
September 30th, 2009
Definitely a Gators fan!
September 30th, 2009
Somewhere out there is a woman who lovingly combs his back each morning.
September 30th, 2009
If that was Donald Trump he’d comb that beautiful back hair Up and Over the top of his head !
September 30th, 2009
Hopefully he’s planning to purchase industrial strength Nair.
September 30th, 2009
I hope for his sake that PETA isn’t around to throw red paint on his fur coat.
September 30th, 2009
Wow, it’s a rare glimpse of the hill billy during mating season. The clincher for him will be when his prospective mate lays her eyes upon the tattoo of calvin pissing on a ford emblem on his chest in the frozen food aisle.
September 30th, 2009
He is explaining to everyone the reason that he is shopping at Walmart: To purchase razors to shave off all that back hair.
September 30th, 2009
By the patch it looks like he ended his Brazilian wax treatment early…..hard to sit still when you have a hankerin’ for pork rinds, malt liquor, and the new directors cut of Joe Dirt………..
September 30th, 2009
The only difference between this guy and a chimpanzee is……………..
………………….I can’t think of any difference.
September 30th, 2009
Do I have to explain everything.
Michael J. Fox………………………….Teen Wolf.
Get with it folks
September 30th, 2009
What’s up with the shirtless people in Wal-Mart? I’ve never seen anyone shirtless in a Wal-Mart. I don’t think it’s just my town, I’ve been in plenty of Wal-Marts. Plenty of other stores–shirtless yes, but I just think if anyone walked into Wal-Mart here with no shirt, they would be asked to leave. Or else everyone here is buffaloed into thinking that’s what would happen, so they don’t attempt it. Is this common? Why can’t I ever witness this variety of Wal-Creature firsthand?
September 30th, 2009
Some green dye…….a snowman applique………….he’s got a Xmas sweater………
September 30th, 2009
Maybe he heard that Nair was on sale and was in a hurry?
September 30th, 2009
EWWW…i’m just glad he didn’t wear the matching pants!
September 30th, 2009
Repenting his sins in a hair wifebeater.
September 30th, 2009
I’m happy to see that Captain Caveman is back on T.V.
September 30th, 2009
Lesser evolved and proud of it.
September 30th, 2009
He’s shirtless because his shopping list is tattooed on his chest.
September 30th, 2009
Is this the guy who did all those big foot videos????
September 30th, 2009
it kind of looks like he attempted to shave part of it and gave up when he couldn’t reach
September 30th, 2009
who wears short shorts? Nair wears short shorts……
September 30th, 2009
Why would anyone think it would be appropriate to go into a store with no shirt? Seriously?
September 30th, 2009
I predict that he bought…beef jerky, 2 for 1 meatball hot pockets, a package of socks, a radiator cap, a can of skoal, and a case of Natty Light
September 30th, 2009
Guess who got the lead for Harry and the Hendersons II?
September 30th, 2009
Why would a store, especially one that sells food, even allow someone to shop with no shirt on?
September 30th, 2009
This is gross!
September 30th, 2009
OH MY!! CHECK OUT THE WOOL COAT!!!
September 30th, 2009
No shirt, no shoes, no problem- it’s WalMart.
September 30th, 2009
Wow! That guy’s so hairy he looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.
September 30th, 2009
oh no its the man-bear-pig !!
September 30th, 2009
Is there such a thing as male pattern baldness of the back?
September 30th, 2009
Now what did I come in here for? Let me check the shopping list in my back pocket. Oh that’s right… shirts….
September 30th, 2009
Now what did I come in here for? Let me check the shopping list in my back pocket. Oh, that’s right… shirts….
September 30th, 2009
“Cha….cha….cha……cha…………Chia !!!!!!!!!!!”
September 30th, 2009
‘No shirt, No Shoes, No dice!”
“Learn it, know it, live it”
September 30th, 2009
Its all funny until its the store you shop in
No, its still funny.
September 30th, 2009
Actually I have read and reread the sign in the front of the store. Yes! He is inappropriately attired by not wearing a shirt. Now if he were to enter the store with a shirt and boots, sans pants, according to the sign he would be appropriately attired. The sign says “No shoes, No shirt, No service.” I have yet to see any sign of this nature that mentions “Pants!”
September 30th, 2009
GUARANTEED that this is in Gainesville. Have you ever been there? If not; don’t go. This is why. Only GATORS wear JORTS. Thanks.
September 30th, 2009
Shirts at Wal-Mart at to “spensive”….he’s saving up for a tobacco stained Nascar shirt at the trailer park yard sale.
September 30th, 2009
He has simply gone full circle, when he was a baby at Wal Mart he was shirtless and in the cart, now he’s all growed up and can push that cart!
September 30th, 2009
It’s MANtastic!
September 30th, 2009
wtf? does wal mart have no standards? i’ve seen the posts from people who work there who say they can’t say anything about anyone inappropriately attired, but this is just disgusting….don’t most walmart’s sell food? i can’t believe that someone woudn’t ask him to put on a shirt or he would have to go……..this is why i don’t shop at wal-mart. he would never make it in the door at target, hell even k-mart has higher standards….
September 30th, 2009
Mr Studly himself
September 30th, 2009
At least he won’t have to worry about covering up when it gets cold
October 1st, 2009
I think it’s HOT!! Nothing better than a fuzzy guy walking around without a shirt on. Ok, my penis is drooling now…
October 1st, 2009
I got to stop checking this web site out while eating breakfast
October 1st, 2009
THAT”S NOTHING!!!! In Brazil, we saw this guy… so hairy you genuinely couldn’t tell it wasn’t a shirt until really close up. Dude had a freaking pelt. I kept poking my friend trying to get her to subtly look… she kept looking and going yeah so.. finally I realized that she didn’t get it… so I whispered “Dude… it’s not a shirt” At which point she screamed… lol so much for subtle
October 1st, 2009
People, compared to other examples, he does not look bad at all and actually, the lack of a belt, the lack of underwear and low jorts make him look quite sexy with that hairy back. After seeing the hanky on the right back pocket, he is for me. Or I am for him…
October 1st, 2009
Replace the cart with one made of stone and wood………….it’s 200 BC…
October 2nd, 2009
I prefer chimps when they’re wearing a plaid sports coat and smoking a cigar……..
October 2nd, 2009
“Can you tell me what aisle the back hair grooming products are ?”
October 2nd, 2009
He’s sporting the all-weather sweater nicely.
October 3rd, 2009
New Eminem protege……….Chimp Man Z. !!!
October 3rd, 2009
Who ever comments on these initially is pretty damn funny! I love this stuff.
October 6th, 2009
lets stick him on a velcro wall
October 8th, 2009
He is wearing a mohair T-shirt.
October 16th, 2009
Trashy… then again it’s walmart
November 6th, 2009
If he ain’t livin’ the high life, I dunno who is.
November 7th, 2009
I assume he’s here to buy combs, brushes and flea dip for his hairy torso.
December 3rd, 2009
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