Why are skullets so awesome? Because not only do they tell the world that you are a badass that won’t take no sh*t, but they also distract us from that girl’s custom jorts!
29 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Kansas, Mullets/Tails, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
the least he could do is have the line cut straight across the back of his head.
nice butt in them jorts!!!!!!
April 2nd, 2011
Kevin Lee Smith
Lemme guess. He’s there buying razors and hair brushes?
He looks like a white supremacist
It looks like someone started cutting and he said NO NO STOP!
They didn’t distract me. I saw the shorts first, then the skullet.
That is a good looking butt.
Obviously their daughter. Obviously underage.
Fine line between “jorts” and cut-offs. These are obviously cut-offs and acceptable.
I took this pic! lol. I’m guessing the chick wearing the jorts is his daughter, she had a pretty wicked mullet but I couldn’t get a good pic of her. I was overly excited to finally snap a pic worthy of peopleofwalmart.com!
i’m guessing he thinks his skullet looks super awesome………. looks like shit…lol….
i like how his skullet’s merging gracefully with his beard.
all party on the bottom.
Actually the jorts were just about the first thing I noticed…
My friend Scott comes into McDonalds and he looks like this when he takes his hat off. I don’t make fun of him cause he is my friend.
Looks like he couldnt afford a whole haircut.
Its really amazing how distracting a fine looking booty can be – as others have mentioned it took awhile before I even noticed the dorks haircut.
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I suspect that there isn’t a toothbrush on the belt either….
Are you sure that this is Kansas and not Arkansas????
Trust me, there is a BIG difference….
In fact, someone needs to call Arkansas and tell them that at least one, and maybe alot more, has escaped their state…..
At least the jorts are where they belong, and that is on young people….
2:00 am and who gives a $h!t ?
April 3rd, 2011
How about a game of f*ck kill marry?
A tail of all tails? I choose door number 2? or skulleton?
who would you f*ck who’d you kill and which one would you marry?
hang on partner…..Google is on the way.
Friend, let me break this to you as gently as I can…. You’re ugly as homemade horseshit.
I think he looks more classical than country…
noticed there’s not a whole hell of a lot going on around here at 4:00am…
He can have long hair yet not have to worry about it falling into his eyes.
Tell the skullet to move out of the way; I’d rather see the cutoffs/jorts/whatever.
April 4th, 2011
Other then the fact this is in Kansas and the guy is skinny and has a little less hair, this guy looks like my dad!!
He is a former Hair Club customer letting his system cut grow out.
April 11th, 2011
Ha. I know this guy!
May 24th, 2011
and people talk smack about west virginia im just sayin’
July 10th, 2011
It’s really funny actually because I know who those people are. The girl is a freshman at my school, and if you saw her face you would puke. She never takes showers either, there are literally piles of dandruff on her head
January 2nd, 2012
LMAO. This chick sits in front of me in history.. She rocks the highwaters everyday and runs everywhere she goes. Her name is Sierra.
March 9th, 2012