April 3rd, 2011
Final Four: #1 Front To Back Vs. #3 On A Sesame Seed Bun
For a shot at the title!!! Will our top seed move forward or will the Hamburglar manage to steal away two big mounds of meat?
Please cast your vote in the comments!
Final Four: #1 Front To Back Vs. #3 On A Sesame Seed Bun,





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#1
April 3rd, 2011
1 1 1 1 1 1
April 3rd, 2011
front to back by far!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 Vote
April 3rd, 2011
1
April 3rd, 2011
Tired of this chick’s back boobs. Dressing like the Hambergler at MikeyDees is funny. So, #3 it is.
April 3rd, 2011
simply NASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY….YUCK
April 3rd, 2011
2! #1 makes me want to retch. ::(
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1
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1
April 3rd, 2011
VOTING 1 AND LOOKING AWAY!
April 3rd, 2011
1!!!! Damn, wish my back t*tt*es were that awesome!
April 3rd, 2011
1 is the greatest of all time.
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
Number 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s a mighty meaty view!!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1….oh god the humanity…
April 3rd, 2011
EEEEWW! #1 , definitely….
April 3rd, 2011
Best back rack ever. Number one. Now I am going to go throw up.
April 3rd, 2011
Oh, yea back boobs has definitely got this one. #1 for sure
April 3rd, 2011
#1 wins by a hell of a margin!!!!
? or maybe i should say loses???? BLECH!
April 3rd, 2011
#1…for sure!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
1
April 3rd, 2011
Number 1… that other lady looks like she may have been trying to pose for that. ha
April 3rd, 2011
#1 you just can’t beat walcreature perfection.
April 3rd, 2011
#1
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1
April 3rd, 2011
#1 def. That’s great.
April 3rd, 2011
I’m tired of the back boobs too! #3!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
definitely #1 front to back. EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
The hamburgler is funny & back titties r just effing gross
April 3rd, 2011
#1 vs #7 for the title. Just sayin’.
#1 by far wins this round.
April 3rd, 2011
#1 – nasty
April 3rd, 2011
Still no contest. #1.
April 3rd, 2011
#3
the white fanny pack was my deciding vote
April 3rd, 2011
flashing the back boob is always a win
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1 back boobs WINNER… LOL
April 3rd, 2011
#1 for sure !!!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 takes the cake. And she obviously ate the whole thing.
April 3rd, 2011
#1 i love boobs without nipples
April 3rd, 2011
#1
Nothing says Walmart more that back tits.
April 3rd, 2011
No contest here, #1 for the win!!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 is likely to be People of Wallmart’s #1 of all time!
April 3rd, 2011
Dear God none of these people have friends. Cover that sh** up! (vomits in mouth a little)
April 3rd, 2011
1111111111111111 Definitely!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
Back boobs #1 all the way…. it’s just so tragic.
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1 for the win!
April 3rd, 2011
no.1 I could nut between those and not have to look at her ugly face.
April 3rd, 2011
Voting for #1, someone had to tie that, and they let her go out in public like that?? So gross!! Never seen anything like that before. Thanks Walmart.
April 3rd, 2011
I’m asking who would let her out of the house looking like that and someone must of helped her tie those straps. Proves # 1 to me that she has no friends
April 3rd, 2011
#1…Its sad that her back titties are bigger than some women’s….
April 3rd, 2011
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April 3rd, 2011
Does anyone else find the back boob pic suspicious? If the picture is correct, her jeans come up almost to her armpit. I’m no expert, but common sense tells me humans are not built with their crotch where a belly button is usually located…
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1 with the bodacious bovine back udders takes it for the win.
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
Looks like 1 will win it, but I gotta vote for the Hamburgler. I would love to see what was in her closet that she DIDN”T choose.
April 3rd, 2011
Vote #1… Im speechless!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 !!!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 is making me want to barf…voting for the back boobs
April 3rd, 2011
#1!!!! lol
April 3rd, 2011
WTF. You have to be kidding
April 3rd, 2011
# 1. I still say she’d be great in a threesome !
April 3rd, 2011
Gotta go with the Hamburglar. Love it!
April 3rd, 2011
I’m voting for #3, but alas, I think she’s going down this round.
Who can compete against back boobs?
April 3rd, 2011
#1.
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#1
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#1
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1
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#1
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#1 all the way!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
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#1 !!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 is the clear winner woohoo back titties
April 3rd, 2011
Definitely #1.
April 3rd, 2011
Tho her back wobble wobbles, I’m a have to go for the Robble Robble. Hamburglar all da way! #3
April 3rd, 2011
#1, the chicken nuggets (no chicken breasts)…..
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
If #1 doesn’t get called for double dribble on the back boobs she will win in a runaway
April 3rd, 2011
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 That is the grossest thing I have ever seen!!
April 3rd, 2011
3 Is the penny on the train tracks that cause the train wreck of number 1…
#1 gets the vote for sure…
April 3rd, 2011
I gotta vote for #3 since it looks like #1 is gonna win anyway!
April 3rd, 2011
There is no other choice….#1….so gross. How can someone be so fat to have back boobs.
April 3rd, 2011
Hamburglar has come as far as she can. Back boobs wins this one.
April 3rd, 2011
hamburglar
April 3rd, 2011
Wow…
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1!! The hamburgler is kinda endearing, in a way.
April 3rd, 2011
#1 back boobs!! The only way she can lose is if the final matchup is her versus Willy The Pimp. No one can beat The Legend.
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1. Epic boobs, front or back.
April 3rd, 2011
#1 all the way!!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1. They put the boo in boobies.
April 3rd, 2011
#1may be Mayor McCheese, but I still cast my lot with the Hamburglar.
Rupple, rupple.
April 3rd, 2011
#1… I mean, honestly. Is there even a comparison? I am a fat chick and it’s just… Wow. No.
April 3rd, 2011
Definitely voting for #1… oh, that is just sad!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 – there is no question…
April 3rd, 2011
Back Boobs Back Boobs…..I said it before, I will say it again….
BACK BOOBS……as if there needed to a contest anyway!
April 3rd, 2011
1 omg
April 3rd, 2011
#1!!!!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
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#1
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1
April 3rd, 2011
#3-Major fashion faux-pas unless you are working at McD’s. Poor taste all the way.
#1–Crime against the eyes, nose (such folds must be hard to keep clean well, don’t you think?), and stomach (makes me laugh so hard I threw up a little in my mouth).
Not even close #1!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 is worse.
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1. Thanks. I threw up on my keyboard.
April 3rd, 2011
Back boobs FTW
April 3rd, 2011
#1 by a handful of votes! handsful
April 3rd, 2011
#1 for sure.
April 3rd, 2011
1 .. there are no words to truly describe the worst case of back boobs..
April 3rd, 2011
Back boobs for the WIN.
April 3rd, 2011
Anyone can dress crazy, it takes determination to grow a set of additional boobs bigger than Heidi Montage’s. #1′s got my vote!
April 3rd, 2011
DEFINITELY #1!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 by far…. omg.
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
although i love the Hamburglar back fat titties has to win
April 3rd, 2011
#1 quad boobs all the way!
April 3rd, 2011
#1…now wheres the Scope cause I just threw up in my mouth!!!
April 3rd, 2011
Back Boobs wins allll the way!
April 3rd, 2011
I love the hamburglar but sadly she didn’t stand a chance against back boobs.
Definitely Back Boobs vs. Super Fupa for the title. Which abnormally located, flabby part of the female anatomy will win it all?
April 3rd, 2011
I vote for #1. It is the scariest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
April 3rd, 2011
Hamburglar
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#3
April 3rd, 2011
Back boobs for sure.
April 3rd, 2011
Gonna have to go with the back boobs. That’s just hideous. You notice she had to tie together the halter straps with another string of some kind…..and what’s up with those jeans???? Does she not have a waist???
April 3rd, 2011
#1 BACK BOOBS FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 Babys got back………boobs!
April 3rd, 2011
1111111111111111
April 3rd, 2011
#1 Back Boobs still has it. Nothing could be more disgusting than that.
April 3rd, 2011
I think Hamburglar is adorable but if we are voting for what we DON’T think looks good then it has to be back tits!
April 3rd, 2011
#1, the back rack beats the hamburglar by a long boob.
April 3rd, 2011
#1 in a landslide.
or aback slide. or somethin.
April 3rd, 2011
1
April 3rd, 2011
#1!!!!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
Back boobies….back boobies…..back boobies!
April 3rd, 2011
Sorry Hamburglar you are no match for #1 and the extra titties!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1
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1
April 3rd, 2011
Front to Back all the way! Unbeatable! Funniest ever! Legendary!
April 3rd, 2011
Mooooooove over Hamburglar – #1 is #1
Gee, I wonder if she has seen herself on POW????
April 3rd, 2011
#1 hands down! #3 is just bad taste, but #1 is truly horrific!
April 3rd, 2011
1, 1, 1, it’s always going to be 1.
April 3rd, 2011
Ok someone needs to develop a back bra, because #1 is definitely #1!!!!!!
April 3rd, 2011
Back Boobs all the way!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1 Who would deprive all the infants at Walmart the fantasy to nurse on those babies.
April 3rd, 2011
Definitely # 1 – front to back!
April 3rd, 2011
Honestly, before I clicked to open the picture, I thought it was a hamburger bun with sections molded in it. Ow my eyes! #1 for the win. Maybe the worst of all time.
April 3rd, 2011
WOW! I just realized…what’s up with #1′s hair, and she does have a man(!!!?????!!) with her. And, the Hamburglar isn’t wearing a costume…it’s an OUTFIT…>->
April 3rd, 2011
Sorry Hamburglar. Back Boobs takes it all.
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1. She is a threesome!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1 id do the back boobs, but not the front, even with the light switch OFF
April 3rd, 2011
#1 11111
April 3rd, 2011
Tits on the back!!!
April 3rd, 2011
I’m gonna keep voting for #1 until she says I can’t slow dance with her anymore!
April 3rd, 2011
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April 3rd, 2011
Back boobies FTW!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
I haved loved the Hamburglar since this tournament started and I’m still going to giver her my bote.
It looks, however, like Back Boobs is going to the final round. A well-deserved win and “Thanks for the mammaries”
April 3rd, 2011
#1 for sure.
April 3rd, 2011
OMG! #1
April 3rd, 2011
#1 Front to Back
April 3rd, 2011
Number 1 is #1. Back boobs ftw.
April 3rd, 2011
1
April 3rd, 2011
1 all the way
April 3rd, 2011
If there is ever anything more gross than those back titties, I surely do not want to see it.
Has to be one of the most visually offensive humans on the planet, and that’s just from the back!
If I pour straight bleach into my eyes, will this image go away?
Remember kiddies, you can’t wash where you can’t reach!
#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1-#1
April 3rd, 2011
i gotta vote for Hamburglar…
April 3rd, 2011
#1 brought me to POWM. …. my loyalty is with her.
April 3rd, 2011
#1 all the way!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
Gotta go w/ 1.
April 3rd, 2011
Front to Back can’t be beat!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1 dont even bother with the finals, just hand her the trophy.
April 3rd, 2011
#1.
Her back boobs are twice the size of my front boobs.
April 3rd, 2011
#1 those back boobs are epic!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#3
April 3rd, 2011
# 1 is totally POW material.
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1. At least Hamburglar displays some taste; poor taste, but nonetheless taste.
April 3rd, 2011
# 1 definitely!! What is she thinking?
April 3rd, 2011
#1 is like my most FAVORITE PoWM picture EVER. Srsly
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1.
April 3rd, 2011
#1 – no contest!
April 3rd, 2011
gotta go with the back boobs #1
April 3rd, 2011
#1 Twin titties – w/o a doubt
April 3rd, 2011
A valliant effort put forth by the Hamburglar, but in the end, the back boobs offense was just overpowering. #1 wins it all!
April 3rd, 2011
#1 by far the most disturbing!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
God. These people don’t think before going in public.
April 3rd, 2011
Back Boobs!
April 3rd, 2011
front to back
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1 by a long shot.
April 3rd, 2011
#1 all the way
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
I’ll vote for #1 if you’ll STOP making us look at it!!!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1.
April 3rd, 2011
#1. Backboobs win, no contest. It’s going to end up being back boobs vs. condom man!
April 3rd, 2011
#1
April 3rd, 2011
#1 back titties all the way!
April 4th, 2011
I “Grimace” at #1, and beside I’d do the FemFatal Hamburgular…she’s kinda hawt.
#3 ftw.
April 4th, 2011
Number 1 all the way
April 4th, 2011
Front to back for the win!!!!
April 4th, 2011
#1 Gotta love the classics.
April 4th, 2011
Front-to-Back!!!
April 4th, 2011
Number 1 by far!
I mean number 2 is just funny because it’s conveniently shot in front of the Mc Donald’s sign but she’s really just some old woman with no style. It’s not that great.
Number 1′s boyfriend should have reminded her about putting on her back bra before they left the house because that’s just sick.
April 4th, 2011
#3. By the way, she should be on the left pic, so it ca be a before-after a Big Mac supersized dinner
April 4th, 2011
Gotta be Back Boobs!
I think this is the next step in human evolution. Women, so tired of men looking at their breasts when men talk to them, will gradually begin to grow boobs on their backs so that men aren’t distracted any longer…
April 4th, 2011
#3 the gramburglar, the planets were just lined up perfectly for that shot
sorry backboobs
April 4th, 2011
#1 all the way!!
April 4th, 2011
#1…no question.
April 4th, 2011
#1.
April 4th, 2011
Back Boobs Baby, man I would love to play with them.
April 4th, 2011
Back-Boobs all the way!!
April 4th, 2011
1
April 4th, 2011
#1.
April 4th, 2011
1
April 4th, 2011
double decker beats quarter-pounder hands down – that is a real couple of ponds of pre-ground beef!
April 4th, 2011
Definitely #1
April 4th, 2011
#1.
April 4th, 2011
Front to Back FTW
April 4th, 2011
I vote for # ??? – 404error, the Hamburglar and Big Mac ad, because McDonald’s stock is a good investment.
April 4th, 2011
Gotta go with the reverse knockers…
#1
April 4th, 2011
No contest – #1 has it in the bag (what hasn’t already overflowed, that is)
April 4th, 2011
#1
April 4th, 2011
1
April 4th, 2011
@YOU. I am so glad to see someone else thinks #1 is suspicious. I’ve thought it was photo shopped since the first time I saw it. I just don’t think it’s possible that it could be real.
April 4th, 2011
#1. Back Tit-tays going all the way.
April 4th, 2011
#1 – first pic I ever saw on this website & I have never been the same since
April 4th, 2011
looking back at Hamburglers elite 8 ‘game’
April 4th, 2011
#1
April 4th, 2011
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
because it’s just NASTY. Hamburglar can get away with just a fashion ticket.
April 4th, 2011
1
April 4th, 2011
Good Lord, I’ll be glad when this stupid tournament is over and we can get back to some NEW pics!!
April 4th, 2011
I vote for #3. i am totally sick of seeing the back boobs all the time. they’re a good competitor but I much rather prefer the hamburglar were to go on to the finals.
April 4th, 2011
#1
April 4th, 2011
#1!!!
April 4th, 2011
#1. This is the most creative use of extra fat on the body I’ve seen in a long time. Who needs plastic surgery to make extra titties. Just rope it off and Voila! Back titties!!
April 4th, 2011
1 All the way.
April 4th, 2011
#1 without a doubt!!
April 4th, 2011
#1
April 4th, 2011
#1, Back Fat…
April 4th, 2011
FRONT TO BACK!!!!
April 4th, 2011
Back Tittieeeeeeeeees
April 4th, 2011
#1 gets my vote i wish my front boobs where at big as her back boobs LOL
April 4th, 2011
#2, being fat and nasty takes little to no effort, the Hamburglar Diva is still my favorite
April 4th, 2011
1 for sure! Babies everywhere are drooling!
April 4th, 2011
#1!!
April 4th, 2011
#1!
April 4th, 2011
#1 – back-boobs
April 4th, 2011
Front to back!!!
April 4th, 2011
#1
April 4th, 2011
#1. By. Far.
April 4th, 2011
# 1 ….hands down!
April 4th, 2011
#1 is going all the way… knew this from the beginning.
April 4th, 2011
Front to Back all the way!
April 4th, 2011
#1
April 4th, 2011
#3 – she’s the underdog, but I gotta vote for the Hamburgler
April 4th, 2011
I’m voting for Back boobies!!!! I just wanna motorboat those bad boys!
April 4th, 2011
#1
April 4th, 2011
#1
April 4th, 2011
#1
April 4th, 2011
#1 but #7 is still my all time fav. wallcreature
April 4th, 2011
My God!!!!! Don’t people look in the mirror anymore before they leave the house?????
April 4th, 2011
Hamburger!! Back boobs is just gross and I feel sorry for this person!
April 4th, 2011
Number One!
April 4th, 2011
Gotta stay with my girl and vote Back Boobs. Hamburglar is definitely a hot mess, but Walmart=Trailer Trash, and sorry, Ms. I-need-a-back-bra just screams Trailer Trash. She’s my pick all.the.way.
April 4th, 2011
#1
April 4th, 2011
#1 Back Boobs – The first pic I ever seen on this site and STILL the creme of the crop.
April 4th, 2011
Front to back
April 4th, 2011
#1 back boobs
April 4th, 2011
3 … HAMBURGLERRRRRR
April 4th, 2011
#1 is the winner~ made me vomit a little!
April 4th, 2011
#1 – so so wrong
April 4th, 2011
love my back titties all the way!
April 4th, 2011
#1. Hands down.
April 4th, 2011
I vote #1 ALL SHE NEEDS IS NIPPLES AND HE HAS A FREAK SHOW
April 4th, 2011
#1
All the way!
April 4th, 2011
#3 made me laugh, #1 made me cringe.
#3.
April 4th, 2011
#1
……. she should totally pierce that.
April 4th, 2011
BACK BOOBS!!!!!
#1!!!
They’re bigger and less flabby than some front boobs I have seen!!
April 4th, 2011
#1 – All the way!
April 4th, 2011
Numero uno!
April 4th, 2011
1
April 4th, 2011
#1
no doubt about it
April 4th, 2011
#1 , EGY, ONE, EIN, OGYIN, jeden, kun, iemand, Unul, etta,
in case you are wondering, all means the same just different language.
Back boobies for international championship. How about a POW Olympics? We have so many stores around the world…..
April 4th, 2011
#1 fo sho =P
April 4th, 2011
#1 all the way!
April 4th, 2011
#3…Isn’t that Hamburglar’s MOM???
My vote for #1!!
April 4th, 2011
No. 1 definitely if only for her educational value. Up till the time I saw her, I had no idea back boobs existed!
April 4th, 2011
#1 all the way! BTW, at McDonald’s, that’s a Big Mac meal. And if we think about it, we already have 3D TV available for the home, so why not go from 3D to 4T. . . HA!!!
April 6th, 2011
#1
My retinas are burning….
April 9th, 2011
#1
April 15th, 2011
I am choosing # 1 because it appears to me that she may have been going for the “back boob” look,notice the string tied to the bathing suit straps across the top of the back,she knew what she was doing…shute!!!
April 17th, 2011
Arrghhh my eyes.. #1 has scared me for life….
April 19th, 2011
where are the 101 spotted puppies?
April 22nd, 2011
111111111
May 12th, 2011
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