April 5th, 2011
The First Ever Wal-Madness Champion!
It was a close one, but That’s A First prevailed to take home the title! We would like to thank everyone for voting.
The First Ever Wal-Madness Champion!,
It was a close one, but That’s A First prevailed to take home the title! We would like to thank everyone for voting.
The First Ever Wal-Madness Champion!,
90 Comments, Comment or Ping
Congratulations to the lucky winner.
April 5th, 2011
Really? Back boobs maggie didnt finish on top?
April 5th, 2011
O…………………M………..G!!! I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth?????
April 5th, 2011
OMG what is it some sort of walrus-whale cross that can’t figure out what it is or how to dress
April 5th, 2011
A good one but I was sure the one with the back-titties should win. It’s not a pretty one this either.
I have never been to Wal-Mart because, well I never been to USA but this pictures don’t make me want to go there either. Or wait a minute, of course I want to go there, this could not be true, this pictures is staged. Please tell me they are staged!!!
April 5th, 2011
That is particularly nasty and should come with a warning or a blindfold.
April 5th, 2011
lol,,thats McAwesome!!
April 5th, 2011
I really wanted back boobies to win.
April 5th, 2011
Looks like her bucket…er, fish nets, are overflowing with this honor.
April 5th, 2011
The sad thing is that no one in the world would be able to convince this diva that she’s not the hottest woman in the world. LET THAT FUPA HANG OUT GIRL AND BE PROUD OF IT!!!!
April 5th, 2011
POW, where everyone still lost.
April 5th, 2011
How did this win over back boobs?
April 5th, 2011
My sympathy t the back boobs.
April 5th, 2011
I hope like hell for first place she gets a longer skirt!
April 5th, 2011
Tell us what she’s won, Johnny!
April 5th, 2011
I just hope that should I EVER have that look going on, someone please LOCK ME IN THE HOUSE!
April 5th, 2011
Congrats to the FUPA-Troopa on a battle well fought and won!
April 5th, 2011
So what did we learn during this “tournament”? I think we learned that votes did not matter. We learned that the Wal-creature that won each contest was the Wal-creature that the admins and owners of POWM wanted to win, and not that one that got the most votes. If you don’t believe me, go back and count them yourself. If votes mattered, Willy The Pimp would have at the very least made it into the final four.
Back Boobs was robbed!
April 5th, 2011
I just hope they don’t cut down the nets like they do in the NCAA Tournament
April 5th, 2011
Back boobs is the Jake LaMotta of Walmart. Even though she knocked out the competition, she still lost to an overweight “teenie bopper.” Backboobs should appeal.
April 5th, 2011
ratchet, we here in good ole mizzou see the back boobies at lake of the ozarks all the time but we rarely see someones junk hanging out below the skirt and fish nets to boot. i think you also forgot to count the likes and dislikes in your vote tally
April 5th, 2011
Yeah, yeah – she’s a true champion. Let’s move along.
April 5th, 2011
Can’t believe this beat Back Boobs, last I counted Back Boobs had the most votes..
April 5th, 2011
“That’s a first”…. COME ON DOWN!! You’re the next contes…..Oh never mind, you are already down. Seriously, if you were any more down, you’d have a rash between your knees. Im gonna go puke now.
April 5th, 2011
Back Boobs woman was completely robbed. The disappointment must weigh heavy on her back. Certainly not as heavy as her shoulder jugs, but really heavy nonetheless.
April 5th, 2011
I find it soo hard to believe this is the very best of POW has to offer.. I am kinda disapointed
April 5th, 2011
Back boobs was better. This shit was rigged.
April 5th, 2011
I think what we learned from this is these people either don’t own a mirror or do not look in one before they leave the house! Who thinks any of the rest of the population who is going about their business wants to see that much of her business? When it looks like you have a second ass in front you really need to cover up and not show that much of yourself. You just make the rest of the world want to throw up.
April 5th, 2011
Are people really arguing over which of these 2 “contestants” is the winner? These horrible mental images that will stay with us forever will be the winners here.
April 5th, 2011
There she is, Miss POWM
There she is, your ideal shopper
With her ground-dragging coochie under a tiny black skirt
And her big ol’ sagging titties flopping in her purple shirt.
April 5th, 2011
How can she not see that her gunt is hanging out under her skirt? Can you imagine the tuna sweat in that fat fold?? Ewwww
April 5th, 2011
Is it wrong that back boobs turned me on???!!!!1
April 5th, 2011
That is what the one-legged lamp from the Christmas Story grew up to be…
I always wondered…
April 5th, 2011
I counted too. Back Boobs definitely won this. What’s up?
April 5th, 2011
RECOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
April 5th, 2011
@ Ratchet–I think the votes might be off because the voting was cut-off at a certain time and people voted after the cut-off.
I would like next year to have a PDF bracket.
Admin, thanks for the tourny!
April 5th, 2011
“The Real Joe Dirt” deserved to win. That guy was awesome.
April 5th, 2011
Congratulations, guthangskirt. You truly deserve it. Backboobs was disgusting, but nothing could possibly top your udder-like belly, covered in fishnets, hanging below that miniskirt.
I wish we knew who she was so that we could send her a plaque and a burka.
April 5th, 2011
Things you CAN’T unsee……eeeewwww
April 5th, 2011
First and hopefully last unless they make a separate tab for voting so they can keep new pictures posted daily.
April 5th, 2011
She’s gotta be hot,cause she doesn’t look cool to me!!!!!
April 5th, 2011
I just puked a little bit. She earned the crown.
April 5th, 2011
Who the hell toted up the votes? While Contestant #7′s epic gunt is one for the records, I’ve never seen back boobs like our POW Back Boobs out and on display for all to marvel at.
April 5th, 2011
YUCK! When the tummy hangs lower that the vagina, it’s called a “vajummy!”
April 5th, 2011
@Betty..it’s not just the US. I moved to Canada from Louisiana and I see just as scary things on a daily basis. Don’t think that your country is better just because these pictures are horrendous.
April 5th, 2011
AMAZING that it wasn’t “BACK BOOBS” or “FLESH FANNY PACK”….that’s crazy! This is pretty lame and tame in comparison I think…..
April 5th, 2011
Wow suprised she was the winner out of all these Disgusting looking people. I would be horrified if i visited this site and saw myself the winner of POW championship. Just Horrified!!!
April 5th, 2011
I was so hoping the bare back titties would win. …..Jackie (above) Vajummy — hilarious. Made my day better.
April 5th, 2011
Does anyone remember where this was taken. I swear she looks like my neighbor!!
April 5th, 2011
Lame! There were so much better contestans. This sucks!
April 5th, 2011
I didn’t get here in time to vote for the finals, but yeah, back boobs was my pick to win it. I figured she’d be the UConn to the Butler.
April 5th, 2011
What happens when she sits down? She has got to know that FUPA is hanging out.
April 5th, 2011
It feels wrong to say “congrats” to the winner in this case, even though she was who I voted for. Now I hope she gets herself a new LONG skirt on her next trip to Walmart!!
April 5th, 2011
Back Boobs was robbed!
Back Boobs was robbed!
Back Boobs was robbed!
Back Boobs was robbed!
Back Boobs was robbed!
April 5th, 2011
Congrats, Breaker of Fish Nets! It was a hard battle but I think the fact that Back Boobs wasn’t in a Walmart really pushed you over the edge. You’re going to have to train hard for next year!
April 5th, 2011
The minute I saw her in the competition I knew she would win. NOTHING can top that.
April 5th, 2011
I guess Guntsaga beat the Uconn Lady Husky?
April 5th, 2011
Guntsaga beat the Uconn Lady Husky.
April 5th, 2011
This one should’ve won because I can’t get the image out of my head!
April 5th, 2011
I have to protest! Come on, she’s walking on the outside with no evidence of Walmart.This is just as bad as the Butler/UConn game.
April 5th, 2011
I wander if anybody called her an told her she won. If they did, is she proud?
April 5th, 2011
Back Boobs was robbed—Robbed, I tell you!
April 5th, 2011
I don’t know about others, but I never saw a playoff. As of late last night, we were still dealing with the final 4 on the website. This woman certainly isn’t bad, but had you had a final competition between her and Back Boobs, I’m pretty sure Back Boobs would have won!
April 5th, 2011
@Scott-Love your song.
April 5th, 2011
I think fishnet fuppa deserved to win. Backboobs didn’t leave anything to the imagination. Those backboobs were just hanging out there for everyone to see. But we just get a peak at fishnet fuppa’s gunt. So you do a double take and say “what the HELL is hanging out under her skirt? So there is a bit of intriguing mystery.
April 5th, 2011
I wonder how those legs hold all that ugly up or those legs must be transplanted somehow.
April 6th, 2011
oh fer eff’s sake. STFU about back boobs and just enjoy the entertainment of watching the parade of clueless POWM…. It’s not the flipping president, or anything other than a silly site, to make us laugh.
I laughed, after my initial horror, at back boobs, and I think mostly my reaction to droopy frontjunk exposed was more horror than hilarity.
Overall my desire to continue seeing the human wreckage always wins, and I keep watching the train wreck go on and on…
Typically I can enjoy and chuckle to myself, but after seeing 20 emails whining vociferously about back boobs being “robbed”? Shut up shut UP…It’s supposed to be funny and entertaining, it’s not supposed to irritate the living snit out of me with the petty, completely unimportant “back boobs” should have won. She obviously has won in the hearts of all of you who can’t seem to enjoy the site, and stop taking a fake contest seriously…
Be joyful and content…You are all CORRECT. Backboobs was robbed, this woman is an imposter as #7. Now again STFU, and move on, you are boring me to tears with this non-issue. It’s not humor it’s “you’re wrong,”, “no, you’re wrong”, “no you’re wrong”. when it just does not matter.
April 6th, 2011
A fresh fold for every day of the week!
What’s first prize? A gallon of Mazola and a tarp?
And all you can scarf at Mickey D’s!
Enjoy!!
April 6th, 2011
pure and blithe beauty
I am delighted for the lovely lady and the win she earned.
Everything about her is worthy of this win. She realizes her legs are her best feature not as obese as her upper body so she likes to flaunt them. She brings added attention to them with fish net stockings, points there. Instead of being predictable and going with high heels she chooses comfort with a pair of white sneakers.
Waist up or shall I say pubic area (the line is blurred in this case) all focus is lost. the mini skirt she wears is inadequate to cover her ample gunt and so is her bra. to hold em up.
However her saving grace in this area is her black handbag so prominent and angular against her generally amusing amorphous silhouette.
Another important factor in her win is her “Every Woman” appeal, it is unclear what her race or ethnicity is, this allows all women to aspire to a Wally win without fear of any prejudices.
As far as “back boobs” is concerned, yes they are compelling that is why she achieved finalist status. However we do not get to see the whole package, she may be quite common in other areas. “thas a first” really is a rarity and the whole gestalt of her is a sure winner
April 6th, 2011
It’s pretty bad when someone can take an up-skirt shot without actually having to do it from underneath.
April 6th, 2011
It’s pretty bad when someone goes to take an up-skirt shot, and all her stuff just comes out from under her skirt and poses for the camera. Kinda takes the fun out of it.
April 6th, 2011
The producers of foods need to admit that sweeteners added to almost every food are addictive to some people. Addictive just like alcohol or cigarettes that kill millions of people.
April 7th, 2011
She’s the champ! I wish I could see someone with this kind of fashion style at the Walmart where I work!!!
April 7th, 2011
#1, back boobs, got screwed royally here! probably the same judges who let the pittsburgh penguins have 7 men on the ice against the red wings in the stanley cup finals a few yrs ago. you guys suck!!
April 7th, 2011
@ERIC, you lost me at gunt.
April 7th, 2011
So does this mean I need to return my black mini-skirt with built in belly apron?
April 8th, 2011
although I’m sure it was a “tight” finish and I like the stomach dropper a lot it should have been the back boobies…
April 8th, 2011
What’s her prize….a Wal-mart gift card so we can see what she wears the next time she shops?
April 9th, 2011
Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
April 9th, 2011
Could you imagine logging onto POW and seeing yourself as the first ever anything? Holy crap! This is very disturbing to me!
April 9th, 2011
If this is a fishnet it’s for fish the size of tuna.
) But it’s not as ….wait…..awesome as back boops. Back boops should rule the world.
April 12th, 2011
Now that’s a pooch!!!
April 14th, 2011
Now THAT is GUNT if I ever saw one!
April 16th, 2011
On the back boobs, well, im scared… on the other one, im afraid to ask whats hanging out of her skirt. yuck!
April 18th, 2011
wow that is unreal
April 24th, 2011
I live in kentucky in the USA, you can sit in you car in a walmart parking lot an be entertained every day
May 11th, 2011
Omg…Thats the grossest shit i’ve ever seen .
May 13th, 2011
Ummm….. Did she really walk in like that or is she stealing something and didn’t take that into account when she made her wardrobe decision for the day…. I would have stopped her and told her to put the turkey she’s smuggling out back.
June 6th, 2011
Is that her vagina hanging out down there or a second set of boobs….?
June 16th, 2011
Let’s give some credit where credit is due, she has some great legs.
June 8th, 2012
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