Nice Day For A Walmart Wedding



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We’ve had some glorious days recently here at PoWM. First we crown a National Champion then we have two deciding they can’t find anyone better and time is ticking….I mean, in love.

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Nice Day For A Walmart Wedding, 6.7 out of 10 based on 27 ratings

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  1. linda

    are they trying to get a refund? LOL

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  2. Vibes

    I have to admit that my hubby and I went to walmart on our wedding night. And we ate at Beefs. But I was in street clothes. Its like they couldnt wait.

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  3. JerZeeGrl

    They getting prescription for the Morning After Pill ’cause that’s not the groom-it’s the best man

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  4. Cristina

    Maybe they are sending a money order to pay the preacher?

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  5. Mama

    Now, who hasn’t woke up on their wedding day and realized they NEEDED to do a quick return…surely this happens to everyone.

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  6. Wal-Mart: One-stop shopping for wedding registrations, vaccinations and hysterectomies/vasectomies… Or so we hope.

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  7. PPLWATCHER

    Looks like he’s returning the bride to me…

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  8. Missyof3

    This is horrible…walmart would be the last place I would want to be on my day.

    Maybe he kept the ring a surprise and after the ceremony she made him return for another one from a real jewelry store? LoL

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  9. April

    Wow Walmart really DOES do everything!!!! Well I know where my wedding will be hahahaha…

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  10. DfromVA

    They are trying to cash those wedding presents so they can go on a shopping spree

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  11. Jersey

    Though I definately would change…maybe something happened like they are getting a money gram sent so they can pay for the wedding, reception, Marriage License???

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  12. Jack Moore

    He was returning her because he found out on their wedding night that “the seal had been broken”.

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  13. Aubrey

    Hmm I didnt know Walmart did quickie divorces.

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  14. “I’d like to exchange my husband. The one I got doesn’t fit right.”

    “Take a look at our wide selection, ma’am. We have fat and lazy as well as nice and dumb. Also, on sale, we have What-The-Hell-Was-I-Thinkin’?!”

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  15. lrstyle

    I seen this episode of Redneck Bridezilla’s. This is the one where she didn’t like the wedding ring he bought her so she’s returning it for the one she really had her eye on.

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  16. Dont do it!

    Man if you put a ring on that finger and say I doyou have completed the cycle……engagement ring..wedding ring..and suffering!

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  17. i

    …since they probably forgot to book a church..they are probably asking customer service if they can have the ceremony at there favorite store!

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  18. celtic1888

    ‘You really put Clorox bleach on our gift registry?’

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  19. Justine

    I weep for humanity.

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  20. Liljo

    You really can get everything at Walmart. Even a husband!!

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  21. jerm

    Well, he obviously had the wedding ring on layaway…

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  22. Syko

    “Oh crap! We didn’t do a wedding registry!” I admit, my husband and I bought our original silver wedding bands from Walmart (back when they were only $5 each), and we did go there after the wedding, but NOT LIKE THAT! Nothing could be so important to chance ruining a several-hundred dollar dress. …That’s what bridesmaids are for lol

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  23. sharky1998

    Every little girl dreams of having her fourth wedding at Walmart.

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  24. Squall

    Guess walmart slaves are literally married to their jobs

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  25. christie

    Pictures… the only reason I could see people going to walmart in wedding attire…

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  26. Son of Sam's Club

    Roll down wedding

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  27. Snapple D. Snap

    I hope she doesn’t think that she’s Natalie Portman (played as Novalee Nation) on Where the heart is…………remember her bf deserted her @ Wal-Mart 7 months preggo!

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  28. dave

    Looks as if he’s wearing his burger king work shoes
    (Degreased of course). This might be a step up for them. You know, sumthin reel fancy like.

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  29. Mr Walmart

    I’d like to return this Bride… the package had already been opened and some one has already used it.

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  30. prometheamoth

    They won’t take him back…I tried.

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  31. DEAP45

    I need exchange these condoms for the Magnums; in Black please!

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  32. Daneen

    “I’m telling you hun, if we return Aunt Martha’s blender and the microwave from cousin sally, we can definitely afford a wedding night at the Super 8!”

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  33. Spuckine

    “Dang it Jimbob, it’s the wrong gravy boat. I gotta change it now!”

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  34. Draggie

    That poor bride is stuck with that guy….

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  35. choirgirl

    i thought you had to go to men’s wearhouse to get husbands. maybe they are on discount at wally world.

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  36. Landi

    Please tell me she just needed some eyeliner !!!!

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  37. SSK

    No people they are returning a few gifts to get some kinky sex toys…the 24 hour sex shop is across the street…duh

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  38. A.J.

    You all got it all wrong they had to come by and pick up their wedding cake and decorartions off of layaway!!

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  39. Public Enema

    Ok we got the hint. We know you love your job but this takes brown nosing to a whole new level.

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  40. madz1962

    “By the power invested in me, I now pronounc you man and wife. You may now kiss the Rollback.”

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  41. countrygal877

    This is what happens when nobody shows up to the wedding…..The bride and Groom go to WalMart to order some guests. “Look here dear, we can get these guests on roll back and look at all the fancy clothes they have on….now where in tarnation did that cashier lady get to?”

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  42. patti

    Ewwww her dress has been dragged all over the floor at WalMart! She will have to burn it instead of passing it down to her daughter.

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  43. “Um, yes……we’d like to return this Sam’s Choice marriage”.

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  44. Jen

    I always get emotional at weddings when the bride walks down the aisle – the can-goods aisle that is.

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  45. noah

    Nice way to return the unwanted gifts…have the reception at Walmart

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  46. Johnna

    I suggested my dtr and her now ex husband get married at Target. They were working there when they met.

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  47. Michelle

    Dear God…I hope they are buying condoms so they don’t procreate!

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  48. Jess

    The bright side is that its a lot easier to return the gifts.

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  49. Josh

    must be picking up the rings from lay away

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  50. popanator

    This one time I went to a party after a wedding and we danced in a circle and had dinner and it was fun! if you get to go to a wedding you should go.

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  51. Mike

    Yeah, we need exchange this ring for the bigger one!

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  52. look, if we return the matching cowboy hats, and the bronco billy belt buckles, we can get a case of bud and a roll of skoal, and maybe a little somefin for you pettunia.

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  53. Jen

    Customer Service now sells pre-nups. It states, “Each party gets to keep everything from Wal-mart that they brought into the marriage.”

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  54. Josh

    obviously they at Wally World after the wedding.
    they are NOT being wed at customer service.
    Next.

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  55. cher

    All of a sudden I don’t feel so bad about the wedding I had.

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  56. bleached_hair

    Some people don’t have luck finding someone to marry, and USUALLY GIVE UP by time they are 40 years old. So a solution would be to go to walmart and buy a husband or bride.

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  57. Monglorp

    Maybe this is the honeymoon

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  58. patty

    I must remember this next time I ever want to get married. Go to walmart!
    husband ..check
    wedding registery..check
    wedding bands..check
    getting busted by the people of walmart..priceless!!!

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  59. patty

    I must remember if i ever want to get married ..Go to Walmart
    husband..check
    registry..check
    wedding bands..check
    getting busted by the people of walmart…priceless!!

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  60. Big Shmooey

    So – is Lay-A-Way when your girlfriend lives out of town?

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  61. Christine

    um.. aren’t you supposed to register BEFORE the wedding?

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  62. Scott

    Is he taking her back to get a refund already… He should have gone for the delux model.

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  63. Cri

    May they got smart and decided to return the rings

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  64. Dubliner

    Walmart is the best place to get your “white goods”, including the bride.

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  65. Nice

    Only there to return all the gifts they received to pay for the divorce.

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  66. Hester

    My very best friend–could not have happened to a nicer couple!

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  67. earlymusicus

    They’re cashing in all those Walmart gift cards they were given for their wedding!

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  68. Its a greaat dayy for a white (walmart) weddinggg. They were gettin pics taken i assume..expect the unexpected though when it comes to wally-world!

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  69. HE who shall not be named

    I gone to wal-mart on my wedding day, need slippers for the hall but i had the hole gang and not just the best man lol

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