April 6th, 2011
Nice Day For A Walmart Wedding
We’ve had some glorious days recently here at PoWM. First we crown a National Champion then we have two deciding they can’t find anyone better and time is ticking….I mean, in love.
South Carolina
Nice Day For A Walmart Wedding,
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are they trying to get a refund? LOL
April 6th, 2011
I have to admit that my hubby and I went to walmart on our wedding night. And we ate at Beefs. But I was in street clothes. Its like they couldnt wait.
April 6th, 2011
They getting prescription for the Morning After Pill ’cause that’s not the groom-it’s the best man
April 6th, 2011
Maybe they are sending a money order to pay the preacher?
April 6th, 2011
Now, who hasn’t woke up on their wedding day and realized they NEEDED to do a quick return…surely this happens to everyone.
April 6th, 2011
Wal-Mart: One-stop shopping for wedding registrations, vaccinations and hysterectomies/vasectomies… Or so we hope.
April 6th, 2011
Looks like he’s returning the bride to me…
April 6th, 2011
This is horrible…walmart would be the last place I would want to be on my day.
Maybe he kept the ring a surprise and after the ceremony she made him return for another one from a real jewelry store? LoL
April 6th, 2011
Wow Walmart really DOES do everything!!!! Well I know where my wedding will be hahahaha…
April 6th, 2011
They are trying to cash those wedding presents so they can go on a shopping spree
April 6th, 2011
Though I definately would change…maybe something happened like they are getting a money gram sent so they can pay for the wedding, reception, Marriage License???
April 6th, 2011
He was returning her because he found out on their wedding night that “the seal had been broken”.
April 6th, 2011
Hmm I didnt know Walmart did quickie divorces.
April 6th, 2011
“I’d like to exchange my husband. The one I got doesn’t fit right.”
“Take a look at our wide selection, ma’am. We have fat and lazy as well as nice and dumb. Also, on sale, we have What-The-Hell-Was-I-Thinkin’?!”
April 6th, 2011
I seen this episode of Redneck Bridezilla’s. This is the one where she didn’t like the wedding ring he bought her so she’s returning it for the one she really had her eye on.
April 6th, 2011
Man if you put a ring on that finger and say I doyou have completed the cycle……engagement ring..wedding ring..and suffering!
April 6th, 2011
…since they probably forgot to book a church..they are probably asking customer service if they can have the ceremony at there favorite store!
April 6th, 2011
‘You really put Clorox bleach on our gift registry?’
April 6th, 2011
I weep for humanity.
April 6th, 2011
You really can get everything at Walmart. Even a husband!!
April 6th, 2011
Well, he obviously had the wedding ring on layaway…
April 6th, 2011
“Oh crap! We didn’t do a wedding registry!” I admit, my husband and I bought our original silver wedding bands from Walmart (back when they were only $5 each), and we did go there after the wedding, but NOT LIKE THAT! Nothing could be so important to chance ruining a several-hundred dollar dress. …That’s what bridesmaids are for lol
April 6th, 2011
Every little girl dreams of having her fourth wedding at Walmart.
April 6th, 2011
Guess walmart slaves are literally married to their jobs
April 6th, 2011
Pictures… the only reason I could see people going to walmart in wedding attire…
April 6th, 2011
Roll down wedding
April 6th, 2011
I hope she doesn’t think that she’s Natalie Portman (played as Novalee Nation) on Where the heart is…………remember her bf deserted her @ Wal-Mart 7 months preggo!
April 6th, 2011
Looks as if he’s wearing his burger king work shoes
(Degreased of course). This might be a step up for them. You know, sumthin reel fancy like.
April 6th, 2011
I’d like to return this Bride… the package had already been opened and some one has already used it.
April 6th, 2011
They won’t take him back…I tried.
April 6th, 2011
I need exchange these condoms for the Magnums; in Black please!
April 6th, 2011
“I’m telling you hun, if we return Aunt Martha’s blender and the microwave from cousin sally, we can definitely afford a wedding night at the Super 8!”
April 6th, 2011
“Dang it Jimbob, it’s the wrong gravy boat. I gotta change it now!”
April 6th, 2011
That poor bride is stuck with that guy….
April 6th, 2011
i thought you had to go to men’s wearhouse to get husbands. maybe they are on discount at wally world.
April 6th, 2011
Please tell me she just needed some eyeliner !!!!
April 6th, 2011
No people they are returning a few gifts to get some kinky sex toys…the 24 hour sex shop is across the street…duh
April 6th, 2011
You all got it all wrong they had to come by and pick up their wedding cake and decorartions off of layaway!!
April 6th, 2011
Ok we got the hint. We know you love your job but this takes brown nosing to a whole new level.
April 6th, 2011
“By the power invested in me, I now pronounc you man and wife. You may now kiss the Rollback.”
April 6th, 2011
This is what happens when nobody shows up to the wedding…..The bride and Groom go to WalMart to order some guests. “Look here dear, we can get these guests on roll back and look at all the fancy clothes they have on….now where in tarnation did that cashier lady get to?”
April 6th, 2011
Ewwww her dress has been dragged all over the floor at WalMart! She will have to burn it instead of passing it down to her daughter.
April 6th, 2011
“Um, yes……we’d like to return this Sam’s Choice marriage”.
April 6th, 2011
I always get emotional at weddings when the bride walks down the aisle – the can-goods aisle that is.
April 6th, 2011
Nice way to return the unwanted gifts…have the reception at Walmart
April 6th, 2011
I suggested my dtr and her now ex husband get married at Target. They were working there when they met.
April 6th, 2011
Dear God…I hope they are buying condoms so they don’t procreate!
April 6th, 2011
The bright side is that its a lot easier to return the gifts.
April 6th, 2011
must be picking up the rings from lay away
April 6th, 2011
This one time I went to a party after a wedding and we danced in a circle and had dinner and it was fun! if you get to go to a wedding you should go.
April 6th, 2011
Yeah, we need exchange this ring for the bigger one!
April 6th, 2011
look, if we return the matching cowboy hats, and the bronco billy belt buckles, we can get a case of bud and a roll of skoal, and maybe a little somefin for you pettunia.
April 6th, 2011
Customer Service now sells pre-nups. It states, “Each party gets to keep everything from Wal-mart that they brought into the marriage.”
April 6th, 2011
obviously they at Wally World after the wedding.
they are NOT being wed at customer service.
Next.
April 7th, 2011
All of a sudden I don’t feel so bad about the wedding I had.
April 7th, 2011
Some people don’t have luck finding someone to marry, and USUALLY GIVE UP by time they are 40 years old. So a solution would be to go to walmart and buy a husband or bride.
April 7th, 2011
Maybe this is the honeymoon
April 7th, 2011
I must remember this next time I ever want to get married. Go to walmart!
husband ..check
wedding registery..check
wedding bands..check
getting busted by the people of walmart..priceless!!!
April 7th, 2011
I must remember if i ever want to get married ..Go to Walmart
husband..check
registry..check
wedding bands..check
getting busted by the people of walmart…priceless!!
April 7th, 2011
So – is Lay-A-Way when your girlfriend lives out of town?
April 7th, 2011
um.. aren’t you supposed to register BEFORE the wedding?
April 7th, 2011
Is he taking her back to get a refund already… He should have gone for the delux model.
April 7th, 2011
May they got smart and decided to return the rings
April 10th, 2011
Walmart is the best place to get your “white goods”, including the bride.
April 18th, 2011
Only there to return all the gifts they received to pay for the divorce.
April 21st, 2011
My very best friend–could not have happened to a nicer couple!
April 26th, 2011
They’re cashing in all those Walmart gift cards they were given for their wedding!
April 27th, 2011
Its a greaat dayy for a white (walmart) weddinggg. They were gettin pics taken i assume..expect the unexpected though when it comes to wally-world!
May 7th, 2011
I gone to wal-mart on my wedding day, need slippers for the hall but i had the hole gang and not just the best man lol
May 23rd, 2011
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