April 6th, 2011
Testing His Boob Pressure
Why roll up your sleeves? Another way to check your blood pressure is by clamping the testing device on your left nipple. See, you learn something new every day.
South Dakota
Testing His Boob Pressure,
Why roll up your sleeves? Another way to check your blood pressure is by clamping the testing device on your left nipple. See, you learn something new every day.
South Dakota
Testing His Boob Pressure,
88 Comments, Comment or Ping
“No sir, this is not a breast milking machine. Now please get your tit out of our blood pressure monitor.”
April 6th, 2011
… i wonder what his BP is hahaha.
April 6th, 2011
I didn’t know WalMart had Mammogram stations now
April 6th, 2011
I’m pretty sure his boob is ready to explode, just like the rest of him!!
April 6th, 2011
“Dry Mouth?” Is it cause you’re HIGH?
WTF. Just go home already.
April 6th, 2011
Ew. One more reason to always carry sanitizer wipes. You never know WHAT those machines have touched. Makes me wonder….
April 6th, 2011
Maybe he thought it was he was getting a mamogram?
April 6th, 2011
He actually thought it was a video game.
“Look at this, Maude!! I gots the high score!!”.
April 6th, 2011
Even men worry about breast cancer.
April 6th, 2011
And now you want me to use that where??? after its been attached to his boob… I don’t think so
April 6th, 2011
He thought he was getting a Mammogram!
April 6th, 2011
I’m pretty sure that he thinks he is on a webcam.
April 6th, 2011
Normally I would laugh with you, but he is actually doing it right.
He has on a long sleeve shirt. He has pulled his arm out of his sleeve and his shirt is draped over his shoulder.
Guess he could have just taken his entire shirt off.
April 6th, 2011
This one is boring… he’s wearing a long sleeve shirt and couldn’t roll up his sleeve to take his BP. So he slipped his arm out of the shirt….
No Wal-creature here…. move along…
April 6th, 2011
Well, he IS wearing pink tennis shoes….
April 6th, 2011
When did Nick Nolte move to South Dakota?
April 6th, 2011
Oh wow!! This is disturbing on a whole new level. First of all, ewww.. Secondly, wtf??? This guys tits are bigger then mine and I am a woman. Third of all where did this guy escape from? Clearly some place where they have not taught him the right way to take blood pressure.
April 6th, 2011
By the looks of it, this guy should defenitily be worried about his blood pressure! Now, if he could just learn how to work that machine….
April 6th, 2011
Next it’s off to automotive to rotate his manberries……
April 6th, 2011
I wonst got my looie caugh rit the sqweeesee thing.
April 6th, 2011
“How does this dang this work? I can’t fit my moob into this tube thing.”
April 6th, 2011
“I’m pretty sure the PSI rating for these bad boys is 3.4″
April 6th, 2011
Lol, he thought BP stood for breast pump!
April 6th, 2011
Bet he has a collection of nipple clips a home!
April 6th, 2011
Correction, Big K, he thought he was getting
a MAN-ogram…..
April 6th, 2011
Obviously he is using his arm to test his blood pressure. The pic is taken from an angle and it only LOOKS like he is sticking his man boob in the machine. I am all for making fun of the creeps on here, but lets not knock someone for trying to keep a check on his health.
April 6th, 2011
ummmmmmm ewwwww now i know i won’t use those machines ever ever again…..sssscccrrreeeaaaammm!!
April 6th, 2011
I am trying really REALLY hard to come up with something for this but I can’t stop staring at his gut long enough to initiate my thought process!
April 6th, 2011
Bob thought it would be good to test out the new mammogram machine in the local Walmart… confused by the numbers, he figured it best to try another Walmart…
April 6th, 2011
a) this picture is from the future.
b) that’s not a blood pressure machine, it’s a phone booth with video chat.
c) in 10 years, Brett Farve will finally retire and move to South Dakota.
April 6th, 2011
You mean this isn’t a lactation device??? Dern.
April 6th, 2011
He’s tuning into Tokoyo, guys, leave him alone….
April 6th, 2011
Just wait…pretty soon they will have a free prostate check machine
April 6th, 2011
I know this looks like he is testing his boob, but seriously, I know you can tell that he has his shirt pulled up so get his arm out to test. He probably couldn’t get his sleeve pulled all the way up.
April 6th, 2011
Is he gonna go for the mammogram next??
April 6th, 2011
WOW! just WOW lol
April 6th, 2011
The guy wants to check his BP and instead of getting an inaccurate reading with his long sleeve shirt on, he decided to pull his arm out to get a more appropriate reading. Funny, how people without the right knowledge can make fun of someone who KNOWS what he’s doing.
April 6th, 2011
Sir, you are wasting you time. That gut you have is a good indication of your blood pressure.
April 6th, 2011
Oh My God! I think it found a lump!
April 6th, 2011
Oh lord…..and breast feedin in public all over the news in a negative way but yet it’s okay for him to show it all to test his blood pressure in public…..only in America……lol
April 6th, 2011
It’s a “Man-o-Gram” !
April 6th, 2011
Ok I know some of these pictures are funny, I always usually laugh at the one that dont show people faces but this is a little much. No one knows what people are going through and for all you know he may have medical issues and may not be mentally all there(not being mean about it)
I just wish people wouldn’t be so quick to judge the unknown. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT SOMEONE IS GOING THROUGH.
April 6th, 2011
He also has to hang a cheek while sitting there…
April 6th, 2011
To quote Avril Lavigne “What The Hell”?
April 6th, 2011
You do realize that his boob isn’t actually anywhere near the machine, right? He couldn’t roll up his sleeve enough, so he got his ARM out from under it and put his ARM through the pressure sleeve.
April 6th, 2011
just be thankful that’s all he is sticking in there
April 6th, 2011
As a nurse … let me assure you, it’s not necessary to bare yourself in public, or hell even pull up your sleeve to take your blood pressure … still wishing I hadn’t looked at this one, it takes stupidity to a whole new level
April 6th, 2011
ahhh no don’t put your man boob in there. You might get syphilis. Oo well too late, get to the cheapest doctor in town while you’re at it. That’s also at Wal-Mart
April 6th, 2011
Man boobs… EWWWWW
April 6th, 2011
Who needs Viagra?
April 6th, 2011
Forget the manboobs, this guy thinks he’s sitting on the john.
April 6th, 2011
Flashing your titties to get a job only works if you’re a woman.
April 6th, 2011
AT LEAST HE WASNT CHECKING FOR TESTICULAR CANCER OR AS TO WHY HE HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!!! HOW NASTY WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN?!?!?!
April 6th, 2011
is he TITTING me?! thats some MAJOR BOOBAGE!
“no sir, please dont put your NIPPLES in that MACHINE!” XD
April 6th, 2011
Yeah, although its not appealing to the eye he is doing this right. He took his arm out of his sleeve to get an accurate reading. Its important to know what your bp is and most people don’t get to check it without a trip to the dr or one of these machines…….
April 6th, 2011
Dude is obviously into the healthy living / lifestyle thing .
April 6th, 2011
I am not flat chested but will I ever reach the point where I stop resenting men with bigger boobs than me?
April 6th, 2011
Hey Maw, this thing sez I need a size 38B.
April 6th, 2011
You People that give the poor ratings, SUCK!
April 6th, 2011
OMMF GAWD!!! I use those machines about once a week to check my BP. I didnt even think about who might have used tit before me!
Ive got to carry around some hand sanitizer and wipe down everything. I swear if I keep seeing pics like this im going to end up like Howard Hughes.
… used tit…. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Im not even gonna fix that typo
April 6th, 2011
Get it right ppl its a MANogram
April 6th, 2011
He may be checking his blood pressure, but he might wanna check the pressure his gut is putting on those jeans….
April 6th, 2011
This dude needs a bro–if you haven’t watched Seinfeld, it’s a man bra. Oh wait, in addition to a Man-o-gram machine, Wal-Mart now has a mens’ lingerie department.
April 6th, 2011
Even if he was pulling up his shirt and what not to test his BP…everyone can see his ugly fat gut and what not and nobody wants to see that!
April 6th, 2011
Is there any way to un-see this?!?! Oh God, it’s burned into my eyes…
April 6th, 2011
Sometimes you do this and it tells you how good your heart is I think.
April 6th, 2011
When I tried that they threw me out!
April 6th, 2011
I’m sure half you people commenting on here, prob dont look much better… He is just checking his blood pressure like he should…
April 6th, 2011
Go ahead and check your BP. Wonder what mine shoots up to when I am forced to look at that gut !
April 6th, 2011
Bobcat Goldthwait is looking rough these days.
April 6th, 2011
“So this is what women go through when they get their mammogram.”
April 6th, 2011
Funny as hell from this angle. And for all the losers who say “it’s obvious he is taking his blood pressure and nothing funny blah blah blah”, jeez, this site is for funny pics, and it sure as hell looks like he is checking his boob pressure.
April 6th, 2011
Some of you are taking this way too seriously! Of course the guy isn’t sticking his man boob in there! The whole point of the picure is what it LOOKS like he is doing! Geez!
April 7th, 2011
Another way to check that I found very useful is to stick your 3rd. leg into the sleeve. but is sorta hard to sit still once the sleeve starts to clamp down but really get the blood pumping. lol
April 7th, 2011
Do-It-Yourself mammograms while you wait for your prescription to be filled. Just another service we offer at your local Wal-Mart!
April 7th, 2011
If you think that’s bad you should have seen what he stuck in the machine the first time.
April 7th, 2011
If you think that’s bad you should have seen what he stuck in there first.
April 7th, 2011
Destiny,
There is a huge difference between a woman’s boob hanging out and a man bare-chested.
Sirenda,
As a medical student, let me say: if you are taking patients’ blood pressures over their clothing, you are not getting an accurate reading. You could be putting them in danger. If you are afraid to touch other people, you are in the wrong profession.
April 8th, 2011
umm okay sir , you don’t have to take your arm out of your shirt to read your blood pressure , Dumb A
April 8th, 2011
His sleeve won’t shove far enough up his arm to allow the cuff to work, so instead of abandoning the idea and waiting til he’s wearing short sleeves on a future trip… he just takes his shirt half off. Nasty ass people.
I’m thinking of creating a sister-site called the people of Valley College.
April 8th, 2011
If the machine is going to be out in the open I think I will pass on the free mammograms at WM!
April 10th, 2011
You and your man tits. Go play some shitty music on that shitty fretless bass of yours as it digs into your right tit some more. You suck and should be shot. Oh wait, wrong person. Close enough, hard to tell with the size of those man tits.
April 10th, 2011
No – its one of those ‘Love Tester’ machines. I bet he got a high score = HOT STUFF lol
April 11th, 2011
Have you looked at this guy? High blood pressure is the least of his problems!!
April 12th, 2011
Maybe lifting his shirt makes him “FEEL” healthier…………….
April 13th, 2011
Just think of the unknowing next person who used that…
April 14th, 2011
BP was 800/600
May 4th, 2011
Vince and Alphafemale are both right. It looks weird, but he’s not doing what it looks like he’s doing.
He’s got his ARM in there, not his man-boob, people. ‘Course he could have waited until he was wearing short sleeves or a shirt with sleeves he could roll up easily.
May 5th, 2011
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