I think you are wearing an afghan that my great grandmother knitted for me 25 years ago. I would ask for it back, but it just looks that good on you.
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Oh wow! She has a doily on her butt!
April 9th, 2011
I’d wear that – I’d be taking off the doily of my ass, tho….lol
The top part doesn’t look too bad…maybe more like a tablecloth. Just not sure what’s up with the doily on the ass?
Looks like the beavers tail!
spiderweb butt flap…. could come in handy, maybe?!?!?
Every tea party she went to, was missing a DOILLY lol
Pass the eye bleach please
Built in toilet seat cover for the nasty wally world toilets?
The Ass-Doily is the older generation’s version of the Tramp Stamp.
Maybe she’s wearing it upside down and the doily is supposed to go on her head?
When good doilies go bad – Next on the Fox Network!
The doily on the ass ismeant to be a target for the morons who decide they want to hit it.
The doily on the ass is meant to be a target for the morons who decide they want to hit it.
Thats just bizarre. I think I will sew one of my cloth napkins onto my sweatshirt. Anyone can try to start a trend. Lol
My Grandma had these on her tables and she would give me windmill cookies too.
I have seen homeless people dress better !
Cut a hole in the center of that butt-doily (boily) and you wouldn’t have to use those paper ass gaskets they have in the stalls.
@ johnboy. Ass gaskets. Ha! I love it.
Is that a dreamcatcher on her ass?
Looks more like someone “repurposed” granny’s tablecloth!
I’ve heard of dream catchers but never a turd catcher…
Hello Doily, well hello Doily .. it’s so nice to have you back where you ..wait… don’t you belong on the end table at my gramma’s house?
Isn’t that a dream catcher behind her butt? Dream big!
Ass gasket/mud flap
Hahaha it’s a work in progress shes giving it a test drive.
Ok, who shot the tablecloth?
She sewed her grandma’s antimacassars together to make a vest. The extra doily on her ass is to make sure no ass-crack shows when she bends over.
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The doily on the bottom looks kinda like a dream catcher, maybe it’s a fart catcher
Grammas gonna be PISSED when she finds out her table cloth is missing!!!
Toilet paper hanging out of your pants is bad enough,
But how the hell do you walk off with the whole Table Cozy ?
Imagine her trying to use a Walmart bathroom in that getup. And then probably using it on her table for Thanksgiving dinner.
I’m with Linda. I would wear that, but WITHOUT the ass-doily. LOL
I’ve been looking everywhere for 3 of my table doilies…..someone sewed them together and are wearing them as a shirt.
it’s crocheted…wtf’s with the comment about knitting…I hate how everyone writes them off as the same thing…one uses needles one uses a hook…DX
To captioner: the object being worn is in fact crocheted, not knitted.
It’s a built-in “wipe” in case she goes in a stall that’s out of T.P.
Damn, thats what happened to my grandmas table cloth, that bitch stole it
Grandma took all the doilies off the furniture and made a sweater vest! !!
April 10th, 2011
Geezzz folks..it’s a Gas Leak Early Warning System…it flutters, you run before the smell hits!
The crochet is actually quite lovely, but the execution of putting together a shawl of doilies is horrible.
Looks like she went to Grandma’s estate sale, bought a box of crocheted doilies for $5, then pieced them together. At least she’s not displaying a fupa, gunt, or tramp stamp.
jennie in michigan
the butt doily is to keep flys away
April 11th, 2011
at least she had on clothes UNDERNEATH IT!! LOL
I'm not crazy just 'unwell'
I thought I was at people of walmart .com …
somehow I ended up on what not to crochet . word press . com
at least she is wearing a shirt underneath her finely made doily.
April 12th, 2011
No, dudes – that’s a bunch of doilies sewn together!
April 16th, 2011
Um… by ‘afghan’, did you, perchance, mean ‘kaftan’? LOL
April 18th, 2011
Wow – thats where my mums table cloth went. No wonder we couldnt find it for Sunday dinners.
April 22nd, 2011
how your sure a table cloth does not double at a shirt!
May 13th, 2011
Grandma’s looking for her table cloth.
May 17th, 2011
My nipples could cut glass, better put on this doily to stay warm.
May 25th, 2011