Learn How To Crochet



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I think you are wearing an afghan that my great grandmother knitted for me 25 years ago. I would ask for it back, but it just looks that good on you.

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Learn How To Crochet, 5.7 out of 10 based on 12 ratings

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  1. Amanda

    Oh wow! She has a doily on her butt!

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  2. Linda

    I’d wear that – I’d be taking off the doily of my ass, tho….lol

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  3. Billyfan1

    The top part doesn’t look too bad…maybe more like a tablecloth. Just not sure what’s up with the doily on the ass?

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  4. NicNac13c

    Ass-Doilly.

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  5. nonnabusiness

    Looks like the beavers tail!

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  6. jujumomma

    spiderweb butt flap…. could come in handy, maybe?!?!?

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  7. Ron Zasadny

    Every tea party she went to, was missing a DOILLY lol

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  8. Pass the eye bleach please

    Built in toilet seat cover for the nasty wally world toilets?

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  9. Gwen

    The Ass-Doily is the older generation’s version of the Tramp Stamp.

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  10. Shwarawker

    Maybe she’s wearing it upside down and the doily is supposed to go on her head?

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  11. Mrs S

    When good doilies go bad – Next on the Fox Network!

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  12. Amy

    The doily on the ass ismeant to be a target for the morons who decide they want to hit it.

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  13. Amy

    The doily on the ass is meant to be a target for the morons who decide they want to hit it.

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  14. Mo

    Thats just bizarre. I think I will sew one of my cloth napkins onto my sweatshirt. Anyone can try to start a trend. Lol

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  15. popanator

    My Grandma had these on her tables and she would give me windmill cookies too.

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  16. I have seen homeless people dress better !

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  17. johnboy

    Cut a hole in the center of that butt-doily (boily) and you wouldn’t have to use those paper ass gaskets they have in the stalls.

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  18. dave

    @ johnboy. Ass gaskets. Ha! I love it.

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  19. jb

    Is that a dreamcatcher on her ass?

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  20. Shedragon61

    Looks more like someone “repurposed” granny’s tablecloth!

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  21. bobo

    I’ve heard of dream catchers but never a turd catcher…

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  22. Teeko

    Hello Doily, well hello Doily .. it’s so nice to have you back where you ..wait… don’t you belong on the end table at my gramma’s house?

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  23. Tom Kirwin

    Isn’t that a dream catcher behind her butt? Dream big!

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  24. bo peep

    Ass gasket/mud flap

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  25. 1freewish

    Hahaha it’s a work in progress shes giving it a test drive.

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  26. rnjane

    Ok, who shot the tablecloth?

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  27. Edge

    She sewed her grandma’s antimacassars together to make a vest. The extra doily on her ass is to make sure no ass-crack shows when she bends over.

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  28. Poet

    Upgrade, now with MUDFLAP! :)

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  29. Mr. Sister

    The doily on the bottom looks kinda like a dream catcher, maybe it’s a fart catcher

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  30. geminijen

    Grammas gonna be PISSED when she finds out her table cloth is missing!!!

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  31. SEA

    Toilet paper hanging out of your pants is bad enough,

    But how the hell do you walk off with the whole Table Cozy ?

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  32. sasha

    Imagine her trying to use a Walmart bathroom in that getup. And then probably using it on her table for Thanksgiving dinner.

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  33. Emma

    I’m with Linda. I would wear that, but WITHOUT the ass-doily. LOL

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  34. Jen

    I’ve been looking everywhere for 3 of my table doilies…..someone sewed them together and are wearing them as a shirt.

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  35. Melissa

    Doily FAIL

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  36. acrazyKNITTER

    it’s crocheted…wtf’s with the comment about knitting…I hate how everyone writes them off as the same thing…one uses needles one uses a hook…DX

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  37. Seanette

    To captioner: the object being worn is in fact crocheted, not knitted.

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  38. K-dog

    It’s a built-in “wipe” in case she goes in a stall that’s out of T.P.

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  39. Damn, thats what happened to my grandmas table cloth, that bitch stole it

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  40. OhLady

    Grandma took all the doilies off the furniture and made a sweater vest! !!

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  41. Geezzz folks..it’s a Gas Leak Early Warning System…it flutters, you run before the smell hits!

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  42. LT

    The crochet is actually quite lovely, but the execution of putting together a shawl of doilies is horrible.

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  43. PPLWATCHER

    Looks like she went to Grandma’s estate sale, bought a box of crocheted doilies for $5, then pieced them together. At least she’s not displaying a fupa, gunt, or tramp stamp.

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  44. jennie in michigan

    the butt doily is to keep flys away

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  45. aks

    at least she had on clothes UNDERNEATH IT!! LOL

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  46. I'm not crazy just 'unwell'

    I thought I was at people of walmart .com …
    somehow I ended up on what not to crochet . word press . com

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  47. sstevens

    at least she is wearing a shirt underneath her finely made doily.

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  48. janey

    No, dudes – that’s a bunch of doilies sewn together!

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  49. Alex

    Um… by ‘afghan’, did you, perchance, mean ‘kaftan’? LOL ;)

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    April 18th, 2011

  50. Catatonic

    Wow – thats where my mums table cloth went. No wonder we couldnt find it for Sunday dinners.

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  51. Lisa

    how your sure a table cloth does not double at a shirt!

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  52. Denise

    Grandma’s looking for her table cloth.

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  53. stephanie

    My nipples could cut glass, better put on this doily to stay warm.

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