April 9th, 2011
Learn How To Crochet
I think you are wearing an afghan that my great grandmother knitted for me 25 years ago. I would ask for it back, but it just looks that good on you.
Louisiana
Learn How To Crochet,
I think you are wearing an afghan that my great grandmother knitted for me 25 years ago. I would ask for it back, but it just looks that good on you.
Louisiana
Learn How To Crochet,
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Oh wow! She has a doily on her butt!
April 9th, 2011
I’d wear that – I’d be taking off the doily of my ass, tho….lol
April 9th, 2011
The top part doesn’t look too bad…maybe more like a tablecloth. Just not sure what’s up with the doily on the ass?
April 9th, 2011
Ass-Doilly.
April 9th, 2011
Looks like the beavers tail!
April 9th, 2011
spiderweb butt flap…. could come in handy, maybe?!?!?
April 9th, 2011
Every tea party she went to, was missing a DOILLY lol
April 9th, 2011
Built in toilet seat cover for the nasty wally world toilets?
April 9th, 2011
The Ass-Doily is the older generation’s version of the Tramp Stamp.
April 9th, 2011
Maybe she’s wearing it upside down and the doily is supposed to go on her head?
April 9th, 2011
When good doilies go bad – Next on the Fox Network!
April 9th, 2011
The doily on the ass ismeant to be a target for the morons who decide they want to hit it.
April 9th, 2011
The doily on the ass is meant to be a target for the morons who decide they want to hit it.
April 9th, 2011
Thats just bizarre. I think I will sew one of my cloth napkins onto my sweatshirt. Anyone can try to start a trend. Lol
April 9th, 2011
My Grandma had these on her tables and she would give me windmill cookies too.
April 9th, 2011
I have seen homeless people dress better !
April 9th, 2011
Cut a hole in the center of that butt-doily (boily) and you wouldn’t have to use those paper ass gaskets they have in the stalls.
April 9th, 2011
@ johnboy. Ass gaskets. Ha! I love it.
April 9th, 2011
Is that a dreamcatcher on her ass?
April 9th, 2011
Looks more like someone “repurposed” granny’s tablecloth!
April 9th, 2011
I’ve heard of dream catchers but never a turd catcher…
April 9th, 2011
Hello Doily, well hello Doily .. it’s so nice to have you back where you ..wait… don’t you belong on the end table at my gramma’s house?
April 9th, 2011
Isn’t that a dream catcher behind her butt? Dream big!
April 9th, 2011
Ass gasket/mud flap
April 9th, 2011
Hahaha it’s a work in progress shes giving it a test drive.
April 9th, 2011
Ok, who shot the tablecloth?
April 9th, 2011
She sewed her grandma’s antimacassars together to make a vest. The extra doily on her ass is to make sure no ass-crack shows when she bends over.
April 9th, 2011
Upgrade, now with MUDFLAP!
April 9th, 2011
The doily on the bottom looks kinda like a dream catcher, maybe it’s a fart catcher
April 9th, 2011
Grammas gonna be PISSED when she finds out her table cloth is missing!!!
April 9th, 2011
Toilet paper hanging out of your pants is bad enough,
But how the hell do you walk off with the whole Table Cozy ?
April 9th, 2011
Imagine her trying to use a Walmart bathroom in that getup. And then probably using it on her table for Thanksgiving dinner.
April 9th, 2011
I’m with Linda. I would wear that, but WITHOUT the ass-doily. LOL
April 9th, 2011
I’ve been looking everywhere for 3 of my table doilies…..someone sewed them together and are wearing them as a shirt.
April 9th, 2011
Doily FAIL
April 9th, 2011
it’s crocheted…wtf’s with the comment about knitting…I hate how everyone writes them off as the same thing…one uses needles one uses a hook…DX
April 9th, 2011
To captioner: the object being worn is in fact crocheted, not knitted.
April 9th, 2011
It’s a built-in “wipe” in case she goes in a stall that’s out of T.P.
April 9th, 2011
Damn, thats what happened to my grandmas table cloth, that bitch stole it
April 9th, 2011
Grandma took all the doilies off the furniture and made a sweater vest! !!
April 10th, 2011
Geezzz folks..it’s a Gas Leak Early Warning System…it flutters, you run before the smell hits!
April 10th, 2011
The crochet is actually quite lovely, but the execution of putting together a shawl of doilies is horrible.
April 10th, 2011
Looks like she went to Grandma’s estate sale, bought a box of crocheted doilies for $5, then pieced them together. At least she’s not displaying a fupa, gunt, or tramp stamp.
April 10th, 2011
the butt doily is to keep flys away
April 11th, 2011
at least she had on clothes UNDERNEATH IT!! LOL
April 11th, 2011
I thought I was at people of walmart .com …
somehow I ended up on what not to crochet . word press . com
April 11th, 2011
at least she is wearing a shirt underneath her finely made doily.
April 12th, 2011
No, dudes – that’s a bunch of doilies sewn together!
April 16th, 2011
Um… by ‘afghan’, did you, perchance, mean ‘kaftan’? LOL
April 18th, 2011
Wow – thats where my mums table cloth went. No wonder we couldnt find it for Sunday dinners.
April 22nd, 2011
how your sure a table cloth does not double at a shirt!
May 13th, 2011
Grandma’s looking for her table cloth.
May 17th, 2011
My nipples could cut glass, better put on this doily to stay warm.
May 25th, 2011
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