I’m sure that’s exactly the ass Dale Jr. pictured when he decided to lend his name in endorsement.
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10 years ago when he lent his name to those short
The ass was a few sizes smaller.
April 10th, 2011
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There is nothing good between the L and the E!!
It kinda looks like the E was an afterthought.
Isn’t “Dal e Jr” French for “Stupid white trash”?
Quite a distance between the “l” and the “e”..but,” Minneapolis, Minnesota “would have fit nicely!
Sometimes girls have words on their butts. I have not seen boys with words on their butts.
Nix on the Minneapolis –
How about this one?
Stanislaus’ Discount Furniture — Saskatoon Saskatchewan
that space is in the stretch zone…Like Sea said the shorts were probably a few sizes smaller in their prime….
I’m pretty sure she could’ve fit the whole thing on one side… that’s just me though. Then a life-size picture of his car on the other.
Redneck in red shorts… Wonder if she made those herself? I can’t help ‘butt’ notice that the letter “e” is floating around like it wants to escape…
that looks like a yeast infection going on there.
She should have some lettering acrossed her back breats!
NASCAR—- I thought it meant Not A Sport, Centered Around Rednecks, but here it means Not Always Skinny, Can’t Always Read
That e needs to be a little to the left to make it right.
This is a typical Dale Jr fan, been there seen them.
All the letters used to be connected.
I wonder if the front says……Kyle “Busch”
junior was lookin for that car cover too
how do you get pass the smell?
to think at one point way back in time these started off as pants but her ass just didn’t quit increasing in size. Kept on chewing them pants until they became a pair of shorts.
Who is Dal’o'e Jr ?
She has enough room to be a Brad Keselowski fan
OK. What’s that thing on her leg? Tattooed varicose veins?
Marcia J Quast
Do ya think that the L and the E were together prior to donning this?
Holey crap……take this picture down now. If Jr ever sees this you know he will drive straight into a wall!!!! LOL!!!!!!
The last time I saw an ass this BIG it had a trunk on the other end!!!
So that is what happens when you have names on your ass, you “PASS GAS” and it spreads the letter apart right where the exit is. Now it makes TOTAL sense to me.
Who the hell is Dal E. Jr???? LOLOLOLOL!!!
No.. even better one.. I don’t know who this Dal E. Jr is, but I bet by the advertising, he’s a real a@@hole!!
Oh, come on. That was not an endorsement for Dale Earnheardt, Jr. upon those overstretched ridiculous looking shorts, that was an endorsement for Dal e Jr. Maybe Dal e Jr. lives in China, who knows?
Must have been one hell of a fart to separate the “e” from the “Dal”
Love how the guy in front of her doesn’t seem surprised someone’s taking a picture of her.
Ok, youve all got it wrong, it is not an endorsement for Dale Jr, it is for his lesser known middle eastern counter part, Dal E Jr. he races in NOSCAR. evern little guys needs advertisement, and they spend the entire budget on that ass, it was the largest thing they found
Them shorts were factory seconds.
it looks like she made those herself!
The e is running away. It wants nothing to do with that starfish stench!
don’t think dale jr. would be wantin to draft off her big ass…
I’m sure that’s exactly the ass Dale Jr. pictured that made him decide life just wasn’t worth living anymore.
Looks to me like her ass is eating those shorts!
Just a large racecar SPOILER. lol
Theres enuf room there to say welcome to the redneck capitol of the United States of America.
Can NASCAR really think this is a good way to promote their “sport” ?
Poor Junior: His dad was “The Intimidator”, that ass is intimidating; Junior himself, not so much.
i don’t know about dale jr , but i would stick it.
I’m with you Tombo. I’d hit it, and so would almost everyone else, cept the fags.
…talk about an END-orsement. I’m not buying whatever she’s selling ….
LMAO at the ‘e’!
Its obvious she got these shorts on the IRREGULAR rack, any how I like her stance, however it odes seem bad for her knees
The team wants that car cover back
And just like at the speedway, people are racing away from her and those shorts.
I’m amazed that the “back boobs” were not mentioned.
Considering that they are NOT knock-offs, then Dal e Jr. could care less when the royalty check comes!
You could fit all of Junior’s endorsements on that ass.
April 11th, 2011
It is a nice rear end. But since I despise NecksCAR and its fans, i wouldn’t hit it.
Guy up ahead of her lookin back………Good Lord, is he thinkin about it ?
When she turns around and she only has four teeth- she couuld be poster child for nascar
—and they say NASCAR is a redneck sport….how’d that stereotype ever happen?
Guess I haven’t watched Nascar in a while – I didn’t realize there was a race-car driver named “Dal Crack E. Jr.”
Boy, it ain’t no joke: I always heard that Junior was freakin’ HUGE in Alabama!
I met Dale Jr once when I was a bartender at a club in panama city, fl. The first words out of his mouth were “I dont want any fat chicks bothering me’ Cmon bro…that is your fan base right there!!
I had to read the comment to interpret wtf the shorts said…
PS – surprised no one has mentioned the tat…what is it?
Love how the ‘e’ is just kinda falling off…almost as if it’s trying to escape..
She needs an extra vowel to cover her bowel.
Ever noticed in the old cartoons how anyone named “junior” tended to be way bigger than the father? Somehow the same principle applies here.
There is a space between the L and the E to allow her farts to escape.
But this is apparently someone named ” Dal E Jr “
April 12th, 2011
looks like there is room for me in between L&E
April 13th, 2011
It said “DaleJr” in the store.
April 14th, 2011
It used to be Dale Jr ,now after a few big macs and fries its Dal e Jr
The space between the l and e is to compensate for when the shorts make their inevitable journey into her crack. Or else, they would say “Dal Jr”, or more likely, “Da Jr”.
seems that the “e” is gettin’ a bit adventurous!
also I guess you could say she thought she was Carl Edwards
“Oh Great, I’ve got Dale Jr on my ass!”
Im in the car industry, and one of our truckers has known Dale Jr since Jr was a little kid. Says Jr has a ‘no fat chicks’ mentality. So I imagine Jr would have a conniption if he knew ‘his’ shorts were in sizes over L.
April 15th, 2011
I see that they left a space between the ” L ” and the ” E ” so that she doesn’t blow any letters off.
April 17th, 2011
it should have said DANGER
April 18th, 2011
The “E” is trying to get the hell out of there before she finds another twinkie
April 24th, 2011
there is noting JR about that ass
May 28th, 2011
Looks like the “e” broke away from the pack coming out of turn 4 to get away from the crack in her track
June 3rd, 2011
Wow, I bet Little E would be proud of that. NOT
June 16th, 2011
Who’s DalOe Jr?
July 5th, 2011
Well, at least its bigger than most billboards.
August 28th, 2011
Well, at least its bigger than most billboards. lol
there is such a huge gap from one ass cheek to the other that the “e” got stretched away its eather that or the stench commming outta that ass is so bad it scared th E away
September 29th, 2011
It is sad when big people dont dress appropriate. If they got someone that loves them for them and is attracted to them, then revealing anything should be saved for the bedroom or around the house. sheesh
April 18th, 2012