The Easter Bunny did a piss poor job of hiding her Easter basket…that should really only take her a few minutes to find.
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Ahh, you gotta love the southern belle festivity. The ” sunday” hats are great! !
April 24th, 2011
Oh look…it’s a big chick that just hatched and still has the cracked egg shell on its head.
Who wants to give her the Golden Goose?
I love how the older generation still dresses up for the holidays! Happy Easter….maybe us younger generation should learn something.
Heading for the scooter, I see…
Thanks, P o W! And a Happy Kiester to you, too! . . . I mean, Happy Easter!
What a relief! For a second, I thought that was my neighbor’s cat! Guess, we’ll have to keep looking…
Who writes these captions??? They’re as good or sometimes better than the pics!!!
You can’t tell me she’s never had a 40 of malt liquor resting on that shelf.
Give her a break. She has just come from church with her church hat.
She needs to go bathe in some colored water. Her egg shell clothes are still white!
I love that she’s dressed up too….. but I also see that she’s heading for the scooter instead of walking off that shelf of her’s. Someone who’s really disabled won’t have anything to ride now.
What fun! Good for her!
Looks like she’s already go the Easter hams!
missourra “show me your hat state” , also considering the all the yellow, she looks like a grown up “tweety bird”
oh, yea, umm,, that’s alot of matching shades of “yeller”.
Big Mama’s got her thing going on; she’s cool.
Son of Sam's Club
April 25th, 2011
This website’s easter contributions SUCKED. Hell, most of your articles didnt get over 40 posts.
Stop picking on little old ladies and find something POWM worthy!
hey kermy i found your rubber duckie trying to find its way home from the ham aisle
The scooter wishes it could run away !
looks like the basket got a little heavy and fell to her middle
grossssssss a black chick god damn moon crickets
Looks like someone threw up their Easter basket on her head.
“Honey, does this hat make my ass look smaller?”
Sad thing is, thats NOT a HAT…that’s REALLY her HAIR !!!!!!
That thing fried up real good……..
I think you all should know- some people are able to walk, but are in a lot of pain. Some people are under doctor’s orders not to walk any more than they have to. I am in that category. You wouldn’t know it to look at me, but due to a childhood injury, I hurt with every step I take. So please don’t be so judgmental!! And I think this lady looks great.
I’ve got the hat, now which way to the Royal wedding?
This woman is like this store’s version of Willie the Pimp, sans pimp juice. She’s ALWAYS in there wearing all sorts of crazy hats. I shop there quite frequently and I see her quite a bit. For Christmas she favors a festive hat complete with blinking lights. Her hats ALWAYS matches her wardrobe and it doesn’t have to be a Sunday for her to be out and about, complete with her crazy, festive hats.
April 26th, 2011
She is dressed up nice for church I think.
NOT the shit bitch
WOW!!! Looks like she had a run in with some insulation and the insulation won…
Her fuzzy nest brings all the boys to the yard.
April 27th, 2011
At least she is decent. Give her credit for that.
The yellow outfit will do, but that hat looks like it came from the Easter ‘bad-sket’
April 28th, 2011
And she’s going for the electric cart just like the rest of those lazy bastards.
April 29th, 2011
no he did a great job hiding it because she never comb her hair no damn way that would be the last place she looked
May 2nd, 2011
Sunday/Easter hat or not, she looks like a giant Marshmallow Peep.
May 5th, 2011
Did she was in the wedding of Prince Will and Kate!!!???
May 8th, 2011
Wild-Eyed Southern Boy
Yeah, dat be shore one fine Easter Bonnet there Ma’am, you sure will be looking fine riding your fat ass on the motorized cart your heading for. It’ll be like your in the Easter Parade!!!
Looks like this ol’ gal had a mass Peep suicide on her head…..
June 20th, 2011
You should see where the chocolate bunny got hid!
June 28th, 2011
At least she’s proving that being a big woman, doesn’t mean there isn’t something stylish, comfortable and appropriate to wear.
Sometimes I wonder at people who could otherwise be well put together, but do something that throws the whole thing off.
And yeah, it looks like she’s heading for the cart. I had to use those things for a month after some serious surgery on my legs. And I’m very trim. I’m not sure what I might have done if I saw someone with two good legs taking the cart just because they were too heavy set to be bothered to walk any further than from their car.
But then, I always shop VERY early at Target, so maybe that’s why it wasn’t an issue at the time.
October 16th, 2011