It’s almost bikini season ladies!!! Which reminds me, please consult a mirror to see if you qualify to participate prior to the season.
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Why the huge Tshirt, I think she could actually be one of the few walcreatures that could pull off a bikini
April 25th, 2011
Damn, granny looks like she actually might be rockin a body similar to what’s on the shirt!
No, THAT’S me when you’re pissed off.
if you’re trying to make me pay… it’s working.
wow for a second I thought it was real!
omg i didnt notice the t shirt at first i thought it was real. lol! :0
She can pull of the bikini (oversized T-shirt or not)
Her husband is in the hardware aisle…..wearing the t-shirt with the tuxedo printed on it.
The ones that CAN wear it wont and all the bloated whales who shouldnt do…
Ah, thus is the world of Walmart.
Aunt Lois? Who let you out of your cage, again???
Her cups runneth over!! I want one of those shirts. LUVIT
And, she doesn’t look like she needs it.
She’s uber cute.
Her tans don’t match though.
would love to be around for the unveiling… and see where it goes from there.
Oh, look at her face. She thinks she’s so cute and clever. bleegh
Maybe a tease for what’s UNDER the shirt?
I love older women with a sense of humor! She’s too much! lol
This is kind of weak for a Creature. You can see this t-shirt at any beach shop. Unless the wearer was 600 pounds with a femullet and hooker shoes this doesn’t qualify as a POWM.
She can’t figure out why people don’t take her serious when she’s wearing this shirt.
looks as happy in her own skin as I would be… i’m sure
ahhhh, this one isn’t so painful! She has nice legs and she takes care of herself…look, she even has a pedicure!
oh she qualifies, all right, she definitely qualifies
Folks, I guess this is how you can still show too much skin and still be adequately clothed.
How sad!! She thinks it’s fun to be a “pin-up” girl for People of Walmart”.
Go back to the trailer park.
Looks exactly the same under there. So….where might you go with it???
i dont understand the ‘granny’ and ‘older women’ comments – she looks to be 30ish, is 30 the new 80?
April 26th, 2011
I have a Spiderman T shirt and a Batman T shirt.
I promise you this – You will SCREAM my name and feel NO PAIN… meet me at the airport cell lot after work. Lots of people and security cameras catching it all. You know how we both love an audience…
OK OK I’ll say it bc I don’t think anyone else has yet…… I’d do it!
Juan Moore Beer
Is that a female “treasure trail” below the belly button?
Odd choice for the shirt makers.
I would actually kill for her legs!! Dammit!
Can we charge admission??
You know, my mom had a shirt like that years ago. This isn’t that bad, just a woman with a sense of humor.
I'm 40 something
Her legs are great, probably from a lifetime of staying in shape, but neck skin doesn’t lie. She’s definitely in her 50s.
always the practical one…
April 27th, 2011
i’d never get any work done.
Right on both counts
At any age, she sure looks great!!!
April 28th, 2011
I have to start shopping at Walmart. Sexxxxxy
Looking good. I wanna see more pictures like this. She can do my shopping anytime.
April 29th, 2011
Aw, come on. This does not fit in with people wearing mesh shirts and speedos and funky hair and butt cleavage showing or tats creeping out of their shorts and whantot. This is just a cute/funny beach cover-up. Why’d this even get sent to this site???
May 5th, 2011
is it sad my grandma has this shirt…? i kinda feel like its realllly sad hahha.
May 7th, 2011
Eye candy, compared to most of the others. How refreshing to see cute and funny.
June 24th, 2011
somebody with a bald head and a beer in his hand has a boner, THIS GUY!!
September 11th, 2011
Not bad, actually great.
December 12th, 2011