October 1st, 2009
Full Magazine
Say something bad about Bingo. I dare you. Go ahead, crack a joke funny man. Grandma got a full magazine and won’t hesitate to empty it on you!
Georgia
Say something bad about Bingo. I dare you. Go ahead, crack a joke funny man. Grandma got a full magazine and won’t hesitate to empty it on you!
Georgia
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Oldest living member of the Georgia Militia.
October 1st, 2009
All the help was busy in the gun section, so granny decided to peruse Guns & Ammo while she waited…
October 1st, 2009
Sorry grandma – going half-camo in the wilds of Wally World just doesn’t cut it.
October 1st, 2009
2-1 odds she leafing through Soldier of Fortune Magazine…..
October 1st, 2009
haha. wow.
October 1st, 2009
Waist up says “Nice, sweet Grandma”.
Waist down says “I’ll wipe the floor with your ass. After hunting season ends, of course.”
October 1st, 2009
Halloween is just around the corner….$20 says she’s going as the Crypt Keeper from Tales From the Crypt!
October 1st, 2009
Last time someone in Walmart asked her about ‘Nam she had a flashback and barackaded herself in aisle 13 with a weeks supply of Paint Ball ammo and tiolet paper…….
October 1st, 2009
Forget Grandma. Who’s the Amazon behind and to the right of her?
October 1st, 2009
Forget grandma is that a fucking giant behind her?!?!
October 1st, 2009
Forget Grandma, is that a fucking giant behind her?
October 1st, 2009
Hope someone has the sense to hide that pony…..in less you want her to field dress it in front of hoardes of horrifed 6 year olds…….
October 1st, 2009
Stop making fun of my grandma!
October 1st, 2009
Guys you r missing the point did u see that hotte in the background!!!
October 1st, 2009
Guys did u see the hottie in the background Now that’s what i am talkin bout
October 1st, 2009
Are we sure it’s female? The baldness makes me think old tranny, not granny, who no longer cares.
October 1st, 2009
this grandma did not get run over by a reindeer. probably killed cleaned and had it for new years dinner
October 1st, 2009
Sadly, Demi Moore has aged too much so star in GI Jane II…….
October 1st, 2009
Nice tit’s behind her. Maybe a tall glass of water, but still nice tits!!
October 1st, 2009
awww come on! it’s just an old lady in camo pants leafing through a magazine. this is lame.
NEXT!
October 1st, 2009
It’s combat Nana, and we wouldn’t recommend pissing her off.
October 1st, 2009
What about the lady in pink the background.
She looks like she could be featured on peopleofwalmart.com , too. ha
October 1st, 2009
Holy shit, is that an AR-15 in her buggy??
October 1st, 2009
lol I love the pants
October 1st, 2009
Just a li’l tweak of the meds and she’ll be back in polyester- waist down
October 1st, 2009
Your momma wears combat boots
October 1st, 2009
Full Metal Granny says–”GET SOME!!! GET SOME!!!
October 1st, 2009
Oh how they CLASH, oh dear! That top just DOES NOT WORK, no no no, not at all! Not the cut, not the color, not the print – it’s all wrong! Get her an appt with Queer Eye ASAP! No, sooner!
October 1st, 2009
Folks, it’s GrandPA not GrandMA, with the lever action 45, some targets, and a box of rounds in the cart, looking at a Playboy Mag, not Soldier of Fortune!
Also, GrandPA is a cross dresser! See him in drag on Page 22 (NANA)!
October 1st, 2009
Folks, this is GrandPA not GrandMA. He’s a cross dresser too….see NANA on Page 22…..
October 1st, 2009
The depth of her insanity is possibly best evidenced by how she seems to think these trousers are the ideal shoplifting attire. With the big side pockets she can carry a lot of stuff ( they look full) and being camo its likely no one will even see her anyway.
October 1st, 2009
How perfect a bliss is America. What other country has a store where someone can buy a gun, box fan, and magazine for that all-night neighborhood watch for zombies.
October 1st, 2009
Oh look, they have the latest issue of “I’m gonna kick your pussy ass all the way to Sporting Goods if you don’t get that camera out of my face!” magazine. The grandkids will be so excited.
October 2nd, 2009
Probably the oldest woman on the FBI terror watch list.
October 2nd, 2009
Grambo?
October 2nd, 2009
Dude, I totally want to be her when I grow up!! She looks like she doesn’t take sh!t from anybody!
October 2nd, 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, Grambo!
October 2nd, 2009
Tall person is talllll.
October 2nd, 2009
I think that’s Leather Fishing Wadders Goth Girl lurking up behind her….
……now THAT would be a rumble !!!
October 2nd, 2009
It would take Pink Tights Macho Man to break it up…..
October 2nd, 2009
G. I. JOE’s recruiting practices have come under some close scrutiny when it was discovered their newest bazooka trainee was actually IN the first world war…
October 2nd, 2009
“I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea… use ya for sand bags.”
October 2nd, 2009
This is Ga., she is running for state senate
October 2nd, 2009
DAT OLD ASS GAG WONT DO NUTTIN WEN DA STEEL IN HER GRILL…WOW LEMME GET A CRACK AT HER WHATS HE ADDRESS
October 2nd, 2009
Yeaahhhh BAD SASS Grandma love it!
October 2nd, 2009
DID I SAY YOU COULD HAVE A PIECE OF CANDY YOU MAGGOT?
DROP AND GIVE ME I-20… NOW G-49…
October 2nd, 2009
That’s can’t be a real gun because Wal-Mart makes an employee walk it out to your car when you buy one.
October 2nd, 2009
Granny at least has a little style, even if it is misplaced. My granny wears the poly elasticized pastel pants with the tacky sweatshirts or funky button downs. This granny says, “I’m old, but I don’t have to dress like every day is a nursing home fashion show. And I like guns.”
October 2nd, 2009
Did anyone notice grandma’s backup in the pink? It’s a raptor tech. you look at the one in the pink the grandma in her camo hits you with the full mag. Great pic keep it up!
October 2nd, 2009
I bet that old woman could and probably would stomp the guts out of a full grown man and never think twice about it…woooo stay outa her way junior. She had nails for breakfast and will be crappin’ sparks later for grandpa…
October 2nd, 2009
Who need a super-nanny if you can have a super-granny?
I wonder how the whole family looks like?
October 2nd, 2009
Who need a super-nanny if you can hav a super-granny?
I wonder how the whole family will look like.
October 2nd, 2009
Grandma? Looks more like GrandPA with breasts.
October 2nd, 2009
lol, now im scared of grandma XD
October 2nd, 2009
Didn’t know the snack isle came with directions.
October 2nd, 2009
Granny in camo pants? Looks like granny ready to go bangin’!
October 2nd, 2009
Remeniscing on World War 1
October 2nd, 2009
Walmart catalogue:
NEW! The Medal of Honor: Live out your Nam fantasies with this stylish accessory! (Free M79 grenade launcher with every purchase. While stocks last)
October 2nd, 2009
DJ Granny Gran Gonna spin some Sinatra
October 2nd, 2009
Watch out, Mr. Drysdale. Maybe you should have approved Granny’s loan after all.
October 3rd, 2009
& then she went back to the double-wide, to fry what she’d just shot.
October 3rd, 2009
This woman rocks! I want her as my friend!
October 3rd, 2009
Stylish grandma got stylish necklace.
October 3rd, 2009
She is the inspiration for Aerosmith’s new single “Granny’s Got A Gun”
October 3rd, 2009
I hate to spoil the fun — but that looks like an umbrella in her cart — not a gun. Secondly, what is really bugging me here is the perfect demonstration of what pisses me off about shopping at walmart: one person taking up the entire width of the isle, completely oblivious to the fact that other people besides them shop at walmart. I bet if this “amazon” politely tries to squeeze by her, granny will give her a dirty look and move her cart over a couple of inches all the while muttering how RUDE some people are.
October 4th, 2009
Granny Get Your Gun?
Granny Clampett gets a makeover!
October 4th, 2009
She looks like she has ‘camel toe’; or should it be ‘camo toe’ lol wtf
October 5th, 2009
Looks like camo Grandma has some pipes on her. If you tap her on the shoulder wrong, you’ll find your butt on the floor with her boot on your neck.
October 5th, 2009
It’s Sara Conner the golden years this must mean we beat the machines..
Thank you Sara …Thank you
October 7th, 2009
I think Grandma shot er up some reindeer………. go granny !! It’s Mrs Senior Arkansas 2009………….
October 7th, 2009
Granny Tranny…pissed off that her S.S. check isn’t enough to pay for her snippy op.
October 9th, 2009
Is that a giant in the back with a pink shirt on?
October 12th, 2009
Holy Crap! I want to be just like her when I’m older!! That is one badass Grandma!
October 13th, 2009
Sarah Palin’s mom buying her grand daughter a book on safe sex
October 14th, 2009
So that’s what happens when biker chicks grow old.
October 17th, 2009
Gunny Hartmann’s wife.
October 24th, 2009
She knows 512 ways to kill you with that umbrella in her cart.
November 7th, 2009
I wish my grandma was this cool!
November 29th, 2009
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