The Shizzle



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Ya bitch, get your shit together and recognize! They don’t just hand those types of pants out to anybody!

Virginia

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The Shizzle, 4.9 out of 10 based on 14 ratings

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  1. Dave

    Shaaa Zaaam!

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  2. yaboi_d

    yep! you are are shit bitch….lol….

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  3. Chris

    “The Shit Bitch”. Is that like the Poop Queen or the Duke of Doo Doo?

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  4. Wes

    I’m guessing the job interview for Greeter at WalMart didn’t go well with her wearing this.

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  5. bella

    Her mirror broke again

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  6. Matt

    Where’s the “Piss Bitch”?

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  7. Matthew M. Smith

    Shit bitch? We call it the poop fairy.

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  8. Cynthia

    and she’s returning her green wig. guess it didn’t go with the pants like she thought.

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    April 26th, 2011

  9. linda

    Why commas are important!

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  10. Snap N. McGarrett

    wondering if she left out the comma intentionally…

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  11. that is a heck of a shirt, the pants are just ridiculous.

    SO , when are we going to make a website making fun of the kids with their pants down and a skid mark or sweaty spot showing ?

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    April 26th, 2011

  12. Oh_No_You_Didnt!

    Hahaha! I think that was supposed to read, “I’m she shit, bitch” Instead, she’s telling the world she’s “the shit bitch”. Proper grammar, folks. One comma can make all the difference.

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  13. Tiffy

    Is she also not wearing socks?

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  14. Not that unusual.

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    April 26th, 2011

  15. Travers36

    I’d never call myself or anytone else a shit bitch. Well, unless they were, in fact, covered in shit and a bitch

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    April 26th, 2011

  16. Michelle

    Well yes you are my Dear>>The Shit Bitch

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    April 26th, 2011

  17. Kat

    Is the “shit bitch” like the tooth fairy?

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  18. Matthew M. Smith

    And a bag of chips!

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  19. gina

    Oh yeah, great shoes to complete the outfit!

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    April 26th, 2011

  20. DRAGPIPE

    Looks like those spots have sttrreettcchheedd just a bit!

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  21. racrenlew

    Honestly, I wouldn’t brag…

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  22. della

    Anyone happen to notice what she’s purchacing to complete this look? Check out what’s behind the ruffles she’s carrying…that’s a bright green wig in her hands.

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  23. Beth

    ….waiting for Popanator to jump all over this one…

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  24. xantxco51

    those spots are supposed to be corn and nuts.. remember? she’s the shit….

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  25. ConsoleCowboy

    Would be better with a brown stain on the pants!

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    April 26th, 2011

  26. Jersey

    Anybody else notice she’s headed for the customer service desk with chips and a green wig?

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  27. me

    A.K.A. “proud smelly nag”

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  28. noah

    nice Daisy dookes shes wearing

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  29. Slate

    David Lee Roth called…he wants his pants back.

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    April 26th, 2011

  30. JennA

    Wow. What a difference a comma would make! Not that anyone would notice, because your pants are just the shit, Bitch!

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  31. Sugar

    @matthew m. smith

    Good one!

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    April 26th, 2011

  32. “I’m the Shit Bitch”

    Is that like the ghetto version of Bigfoot or something?

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  33. the mexican

    If you can attract attention and look for trouble/offend decent folks at the same time it elevates your status in the ‘hood.

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    April 26th, 2011

  34. JOHN JERMEY

    All you wouldn’t be saying that if she was sitting on your face making you fight for air. It would be more like…..MMMMMMMMFFFFFF MMMFFFFFFFMMMM AAAMMMMMMMFFFFFMFMFMMFFF MMMMMMMFFFFFFFFMM RRRRRRRRMMMMMFFFFFFTTTMMMMFMF!!! F.L.M.A.O. then pick up my as$ and laugh some more…

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  35. Solana

    It would be great if the makers of this shirt left out the comma on purpose just so the people who wore it would look even dumber than they already do.

    But I’m probably giving them too much credit.

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  36. energizer

    She’s gotta stake her claim in the hood somehow.

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  37. NOT the shit bitch

    Looks like THAT 5th grade drop out should have sat through those classes after all…ya think?

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  38. madz1962

    (sigh) Such a classy young lady.

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  39. bleu

    Beth – I think that shirt probably threw him into a seizure…..

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  40. Suzy8track

    Does being the Shit Bitch qualify her for a discount on toilet paper?

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  41. MajorTrouble30

    At least she has the ass and body to be wearing those pants. Better than seeing some 500 pound fattey with a cottage cheese ass being stuffed into them.

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  42. Jen

    Just make sure you read a shirt before you buy it – it could be one with a manufacturing defect, labeled “I’ve got to shit, Bitch.”

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  43. popanator

    I would have a shirt that says “I am not Batman” but I really would be and fight bad guys.

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  44. badkat

    “shit bitch” go back to the ghetto

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  45. MAC

    I bet this country’s Founding Fathers are turning over in the grave at the sight of what passes for free speech now.

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  46. Sean

    Is that like being the “Rose Queen”? She’s trained long and hard to be the Queen of someone’s Shit.

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  47. Viper

    No, no, no…She’s the shit bitch, that means that if someone needs shit, she’s the bitch that brings it to them. Kinda’ like the paperboy, only with shit.

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  48. MRCAB

    Needs punctuation, bitch.

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  49. bunni

    ….well who am I to argue with a T-shirt?

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  50. Mercike

    I think it was misspelled. It’s missing a “y” at the end as in. I’m the “shity” bitch. Makes more sense that way to me. Don’t you just love ghetto fabulous avant-garde style?

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  51. To Be Me

    Truth in advertising???

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  52. Public Enema

    Yes and the bathroom sink will never be the same.

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  53. Jessabug

    You’ve heard of underoos? This chick has Under-Ooze.

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  54. oone

    The high speed whirring sound you hear is Dr. King turning over in his grave – I’m all for freedom of speech, but was this one of his aims? For a young woman like her to degrade herself in public with dirty language?

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  55. Jessi

    I like those LEGGINGS – you’re not supposed to wear them like pants, but I guess her skills in choosing appropriate attire are lacking.

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  56. Mike

    Aerosmith just called…Steven Tyler wants his pants back!

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  57. lordofthegadflies

    Despite her lack of grammatical sense, I just love the look of that ass. Black women rule!

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  58. RamessesII

    Yo sho iz….

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  59. PPLWATCHER

    in addition to omitting a comma, she’s also omitted an apostrophe (I’m – not Im).

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  60. energizer

    Fo rizzle.

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  61. Marv

    Cottage Knees

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  62. Grumpy

    It looks like the “Pooper Drooper” to me.

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  63. PLEASE send an email to info@people of walmart.com and complain about popanator.

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  64. Nexus

    She looks like the type that would beat the shit out of someone at the local McDonalds!

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  65. suspect_device

    …and WHAT exactly are the duties of a “Shit Bitch”?

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  66. mike

    Her motto is “I’ll beat you down and shit in yo face.”

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  67. Its called the GUNT

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    April 30th, 2011

  68. Dawn

    I thought it said “IN the shit bitch”. Either way she looks stupid

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    May 1st, 2011

  69. bb

    A little punctuation would do a lot of good in this situation.

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  70. Kaye

    Really? She’s proud of being a shit bitch? What exactly does a shit bitch do?

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  71. ReginaPhalange

    Yeah, she needs to read “Eats Shoots & Leaves” to learn how a comma can change the meaning of a t-shirt.

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  72. boomsquirt

    once again we see the value of education and punctuation.

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  73. Erin

    * shit, bitch
    Or at least I hope that’s what you meant.

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  74. Victoria

    Boring. So her leggings are a little weird.

    Also, somehow the shirt being all in caps makes me care less that there is no comma. Probably because if you’re yelling something, there’s less of a pause between words.

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  75. J

    damn grrrrrrl nice ass

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  76. Mister Zero

    You can have your snooty title of “SHIT BITCH”!

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