May 2nd, 2011
America!
Ladies & gentlemen, in the past I’ve given people some shit for rocking the Rex Kwon-do America pants but I want everyone to bust those bad boys out and rock them proud today. I can only hope one of the soldiers had the good sense to go all Calvin on Osama and piss on his face.
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America!,
43 Comments, Comment or Ping
I’m sure they were thinking James Brown’s “Living in America” but ended up with Weird Al’s spoof “Living with a hernia!”
May 2nd, 2011
Uh…Joey Buttofucco called, he wants his outfit back!
May 2nd, 2011
God Bless the USA! I’m proud to be an American….but I have never, and will never own, pants or shorts like that!
May 2nd, 2011
GOD BLESS THE USA, AND THESE MEN FOR HAVING THE GUTS TO WEAR THESE PANTS! NO HATE ONLY LOVE!
May 2nd, 2011
Is ripping the flag illegal? If so these guys may not want to bend over
May 2nd, 2011
Dont they know MC Hammer pants went OUT a LONG TIME AGO?? LOL
May 2nd, 2011
These colors don’t run, they walk – to housewares.
May 2nd, 2011
Should have slapped those pair of pants on Osama bin Laden and buried him at sea with those on.
May 2nd, 2011
post 9-11 ‘murriaca fags.
May 2nd, 2011
My mother always said not to go out in public in socks that don’t match ( the guy on the left )
May 2nd, 2011
@ Bella – Maybe he thinks the socks match the pants?
May 2nd, 2011
IT LOOKS LIKE THE BOBSY TWINS
May 2nd, 2011
I find it interesting/amusing that Americans don’t find it offensive for their flag to be made into fat people pants.
May 2nd, 2011
The American Flag does not belong on anyone’s ass…its downright trashy and disrespectful to wear it like that….just sayin
May 2nd, 2011
From the look of the people wearing them, it’s quite obvious that these colors don’t run.
May 2nd, 2011
I can think of nothing more patriotic than to use The Flag to cover one’s butt…
Sorry – but it is a flag – I did not like it when Abbie Hoffman made a shirt of it, I don’t like it when folks make pants out of it. And there is something particularly disgusting when folks like these two wear it into a store that blared “MADE IN AMERICA” for years when 80-80% of their crap was made outside of the U.S.
May 2nd, 2011
“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” – Samuel Langhorne Clemens.
May 2nd, 2011
LOl. I would never wear these pants due to the disrepect to the flag every time you sit down.
BUT
I still feel a bit patriotic when I see them.
Go figure.
May 2nd, 2011
I’ll just piss in the ocean today and call it close enough.
May 2nd, 2011
@ lady anne- good point, but the sock is more a brown than white. . . Either way. Gross
May 2nd, 2011
I can see celebrating Osama Bin Laden being dead, but my daddy wore shorts like that in 1981 when I was born. Damn straight These colors don’t run. This is not a flag made into pants or shorts it is simply material not an actual flag that is why most Americans have no issue with it. I am sure if a supermodel or a porn star had an American flag bikini on nobody would care.
May 2nd, 2011
‘Merica…lan’ o’ de free and home of the Goodwill 99 cent rack.
May 2nd, 2011
There is no better way to express your patriotism then 80′s MC hammer balloon pants. “What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming..”
May 2nd, 2011
I see hot chicks wearing flag bikinis over at Beach Creeps occasionally, no one seems offended at that, just sayin’….
May 2nd, 2011
Well, the caption writer is an idiot.
Calvin NEVER pissed on things. Pissing on things is for morons, and Calvin is a very clever person.
The “Calvin pisses on things” meme was invented by someone who is quite stupid and has no understanding of Calvin at all. People who displayed the erroneous Calvin pissing stickers on their vehicles are equally clueless.
May 2nd, 2011
I’m sure it will be a while before they actually bury Bin Hidin’ but I hope they add a pig carcass to the casket. That way he won’t be allowed into Paradise.
There will be flowers laid at the Twin Towers site today I’m sure, with notes saying, “We Got “Er Done, sorry it took awhile”
May 2nd, 2011
I love the flag, but I’m not saluting to that guy’s ass.
May 2nd, 2011
The Flag in 3 X
May 2nd, 2011
*lol*
May 2nd, 2011
We get it, you are proud of America. Show it off with an American flag on your shirt, a bumper sticker, or a tattoo. It seems more like you are showing off your love for Napoleon Dynamite.
May 2nd, 2011
What, nobody said it? I will:
“think anybody would want a piece of me wearin’ these bad boys?!”
May 2nd, 2011
“Napoleon Dynamite” was the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic on the right, Toregar! You at least got one “like” from me.
May 2nd, 2011
Atleast the guy on the right was trying to be formal by tucking his shirt in. As well as his pants into his boots. lol.
May 2nd, 2011
Proper etiquette dictates that it is downright disprespectful to wear anything that resembles the flag. No neckties, no bandanas, no pants, no beach towels, etc. The only way to respect the flag is to hang her high and may she forever wave. (not trying to be a dickhead but I’m just stating fact).
May 2nd, 2011
if these were taken today then im thinking they also fell for the we killed osama SCAM wheres the body show me the body and even if they do ill still say its a scamm rofl.
May 2nd, 2011
The body was buried at sea to prevent the Taliban, et al, from making it a shrine. I’m sure The Donald will also claim it’s a scam, just like the moon landing and the President’s birth certificate.
As for wearing the flag – that is illegal. Wearing red and white stripes is not. Only red necks make bikinis out of their country’s flag – or tattoo it on their backsides.
May 2nd, 2011
ARE YOU PEOPLE STUPID?? IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO WEAR A REAL FLAG AS CLOTHING. It is legal to wear clothes made out of material that has the flag colors–red,white & blue. So knock off all the chatter about some guy wearing pants that resembles a real flag. Besides,that is what the flag is all about. FREEDOM.
May 2nd, 2011
It is disrespectful to wear the American Flag as clothing.
May 3rd, 2011
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May 4th, 2011
CALL THE FASHION BURN SQUAD NOW!!
May 24th, 2011
U PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS ITS MEAN!!! Y WOULD U DO THIS DONT HUMILIATE PEOPLE THATS MEAN OK!!!!!
May 31st, 2011
Rex Kwan Do!!!! Just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist and walk away.
June 4th, 2011
2nd pic is actually from Central, NJ. I demand we get credit for our awesome fashion sense.
July 16th, 2011
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