Thanks for sharing your egg rolls with us.
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Matthew M. Smith
Me rub you rong time.
May 5th, 2011
Buddha had a sex change?
What goes better with Budweiser than pickles??
YUCK! And you can bet, she thinks she’s hot. Double yuck!!!!!
IDK…maybe its just me…but I find her somewhat attractive???
Free rolls with purchase.
More like Japanese fallout. Perpetual tsunami. Butcher-tied rolled roast.
ROFLMAO!!! THAT is the PERFECT tag on this photo…I’m still laughing!
Thank God we are spared the dubious treat of seeing the front.
Translation of her tat:
Me VERY skanky. Love you LONG time.
Lmao… I would never eat chinese again if she was the spokesperson!
That woman has all kinds of rolls- must be those new CHINEESE EGG ROLLS- ewwwww I need to go get some eye bleach!!!!
Can anyone make out the tramp stamp?
I’m with you G$. I’d hit it.
I knew there was a reason why I hate chineese food
i’d do her…
She gives Spring Rolls a new meaning
No happy ending here.
I have $20 says she isnt wearing anything under that skirt. Well a man can dream !!! haha
Id tap it!
It;s the ULTIMATE tramp stamp!
Ok, she may be a little to big for that but compared to the other stuff we see on here, she looks normal.
Hmmm. Is it me, or is there nothing wrong with her? Sure she’s skimpily dressed, but her small fat rolls are something most women have…
I’m also willing to bet that all the straight men here claiming she’s nasty looking would be following her around the store tryna sneak another peek.
Hey honey==the ROLLS are found two isles over…
Is that a CHILD hiding behind the cart!?!?!?!
Hey, Chunks, when your bikini top requires an auxiliary tie-off, it might be time to rethink your diet and exercise paradigm.
Some black guy would hit it.
@ trophyguy I was thinking it said:
$5.00 sucky F*&^y you number one
Chinese take it back…
captain obvious says
That’s one hot muffin top!
And you know she looked in the mirror this morning and said “Damn, I look hot!”.
BTW, I think those characters down her back are a shout out to the menu she needs to stop ordering from.
I don’t really care for the ink, other than that she is a very beautiful woman. She really is not that big and if she would come home with me she would forget all about those pickles!!
Wonder how much MSG is in that…
I’d like combonation plate #1 Almond Boneless Chicken with fried rice and can I get an extra egg ROLL?
And like most white people who get those Chinese symbol tattoos, they’re just doing it to be trendy and don’t even know what the symbol means.
The artist could have tattooed “I’m a fat bitch” on her back and she’d be all clueless walking around thinking she’s hot shit.
@ j I’m not black and i would eat it then hit it so hard you would feel it next week!!
Egg Foo YUCK!
I’ll take an order of Yung Poon Tang to go…
I hope the little girl, way in front of her, with the blue T-shirt doesn’t turn around…the poor thing will get nightmares.
Ha, her top needs a helper strap! It looks like the levy is about to break!
No mo soup fo you!!!!!
Eeeyooo the front has da dimsum 2 match prob.
Got more chins than a Chinese phone book……do Chinese people get English tatoos on their backs ????
Ok, she probably is picking up some grub on her way to the boat. She should of threw a shirt on, but hey, at least she put on a skirt!
i think shes really pretty.
Even her knees n elbows have fat rolls…holy shit
but it’s BABY WEIGHT!!!!!!!
stop eating please.
I’m gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she’s worked hard to loose weight and is proud she has. She may still be a little overweight and I find those tattoos tacky, but I’ve seen soooo much worse. I would never wear this outfit, but sometimes a *little self confidence in a woman is a good thing.
Well either way, that is one badass tat
Jerome Jafarock Regalado
OMG one of the nastiest fatties I’ve seen here in a while she looks like the cooch is super stanky she would need that beer to get some bum drunk if she wants to get laid what a disgusting fat trashy skank I know some dirt bags that would laugh at this before tapping it lol this bit h is all about FAIL
Maybe she should switch to Bud Light…
$2.00 x-tra shrimp please.
I think she’s sexy, maybe bad shirt choice though.
Kevin Lee Smith
The Michelin Man tatted and in drag!
Ahh Phat Rowllss
An hour later she’s fat again!
I bet her stage name in that Guns N Roses cover band she’s in is “Axl Rolls.”
Come on Guys, Matthew M Smith’s comment was funny!
“Hey, Chunks, when your bikini top requires an auxiliary tie-off, it might be time to rethink your diet and exercise paradigm.”
Were there too many big words or something? That was DAMN funny to me!
me rikey chinee food!
I’m all for self confidence but damn she needs a reality check.
She’s hoping to meet sum yung guy.
How much was the postage on that tramp stamp?!
fourtune cookie say: turn and run away
I had sex with a chinese girl once, and a half an hour later, I was horny again.
This reminded me of that.
The tattoo means “Beef with Broccoli” ! I can read Mandarin.
My sister got these good kind of tattoos that wash off with water and they do not hurt.
Snap N. McGarrett
*Raff Out Roud.
You can bang her and order dinner at the same time.
@Beth: You’re very optimistic and kind. But deep down you know this is just the beginning. In ten years or less she’ll be riding a scooter through Walmart, wearing the same outfit, dragging along four or five chubby little brats.
Looks like calligraphy to me, not Chinese characters. Possibly spelling “Cesar” in the vertical letters (unsure about the 4th letter whether it’s an ‘a’).
Lookin like a busted can of biscuits….get it girl!!!!
incase no one noticed but that`s old english script,,, not chinese,,,,,,and she`s not that bad, just bad choice in tops
you all do know that the writing on her back, is not chinese, nor asian, for that matter. its old english style writing. if you look close enough you can see an “E” and an “S”. just to let you all know.
incase you all haven’t realized, this is not chinese, its old english style writing. you can make out an “E” and an “S”.
i would probably do her. she dont look to bad. i bet her face is cute.
I think she’s really sexy!! More girls her size should dress like that.
I’d hit it…
She is really not bad, you would see this any place though, not just at Wal Mart. I dont agree with what she is wearing, but she dont look back, I would have to see the front though too. I hate when people say the skinny skeleton looking women are hot. That is gross, who wants to see bones sticking out and no figure to them, with no tits lol.
a back six pack!
@ Rufus… you’re probably right. I was feeling more optimistic than usual, but now you’ve brought me back down to reality where there is almost no hope left for our society… There comes a point (weight and age) when clothes like this should be thrown out of the closet. The sad thing is most people never do.
@Against the Crowd: I know, some of the funniest comments are blocked due to “low rating”. WTF?
Looks like this eggroll is more done on one side than the other.
With two strings to tie in the back, makes you wonder if her front “rolls” are rockin a “Quad-Kini”!
Hey…you could always deciefer the marking on her back while you are hittin it and find out where Nicholas Cage hide the National Treasure ! ! !
people get over yourself, she’s not that bad, I’m sick of looking at stick figures walking around, alittle meat and potato’s are a good thing
I’d take her home, roll her in teriyaki sauce, and eat her.
I think the tat says CESER in old English?? Hard to tell, but its not Chinese…POW Fail!
So she is not a skinny stick, does not make her nasty. She is a “normal” sized woman with curves. I prefer for my woman to have some meat on her bones, skinny women hurt!!!
It probably look good 20lbs ago
Yeah, I would get up in that.
hmmmm…………. looks like the government found out about me
Son of Sam's Club
you gotta read between the lines, er uh, fat rolls.
Look at those arms! There is even elbow fat!
I'D HIT THAT
All the Chinese menu item puns here & no-one came up with Mooooooooooo goo gai pan?!?
PS…. I’d still hit it like the fist of an angry god!
thats what you call the beijing shuffle….move your hip this way move your hips that way spin around do the beijing shuffle.
She is Hellas fine I wanna see the front she need to Holla at me
May 6th, 2011
I’m no detective but that looks more like English than Chinese. Possibly says CESAR or something like that.
CTRL+ is your friend.
Since I can’t read Chinese, I’ll assume it’s something very profound. Either that or she stood too near a Chinese guy who needed to write something down in a hurry
Just because you think you can wear it, doesn’t mean you should! Seriously, speaking as a BBW myself, even I know only skinny bitches can wear this shit…you’re brave but oh so dumb!
I’m in agreement with the guys above that say she’s not that bad looking. She’s a decently attractive woman, could be a lot worse! Then again, she could always have a super gut like the “Star Power” girl a few pics back. But that’s worst case scenario.
The tattoos and the tanned complexion really work and add sex appeal. Just sayin.
I think she looks really cute, from what we can see of her face. I dig her and would love to see more of her.
Egg Foo Yuk
I love chunky girls! I really, really, really do! But what is it about being a cute, chunky woman that makes sooo many of them unable to pick out clothes that are correct for their body type? The two things that look great on a body like that are: (a) the right clothes or (b) nothing at all. Personally, I vote ‘b’.
Do we REALLY want to know what she intends to do with those pickels?
That sushi is rotten.
all you a holes that want eye bleach, i would be happy to splash your face with bleach.
I think I’ll skip reading my fortune this time….
something tells me she has a lot of miles on her (in her) 6 -8 inches at a time. just sayin. i don’t think i could do her . sorry
hey funkymonkey in regards to your comment, this site is like funniest home vids, the worst ones always make through,,LOL
May 7th, 2011
but i would still hit that
Bet there has been miles of black cock to pass through that thing.
Hey i was just curious what wal-mart was this taken at!
It’s pictures like this that make me glad I live somewhere that’s cold all the time.
May 9th, 2011
Id throw that dog a bone
The strings going across it remind me of when you cook something or a looks like a row of flat tires down the side.
Remimber the good old days when I store would tell you to LEAVE
May 10th, 2011
lots of pork in that egg roll! and maybe some fromunda cabbage!
yum now lets see the other side
May 12th, 2011
roll her in bag of flour and hope you get the right wet spot.
Roll her in bag of flour and hope you get the right wet spot
May 16th, 2011
I wonder if one of those is the chinese symbol for grenade?
May 17th, 2011
Snooky just wants her pickles!
May 18th, 2011
i want it!
May 24th, 2011
I’ll take the combo platter…
May 25th, 2011
I’d hit that
May 26th, 2011
Not quite appropriate for any place other than Wal-Mart. Are you busy Saturday???
May 31st, 2011
So, I see two bikini straps tied behind her back… Am I to assume she wears a top on her top boobs and one over the fat-rolls under the boobs? Creative!
June 4th, 2011
Is she gonna put a pickle in her bun, or just relish the thought?
June 27th, 2011
if she is hungry. i would let her chew on my neck and leave a few reminders
August 15th, 2011
she could be my babies momma. yummy
August 25th, 2011
she can be my babies momma , yummy
Seriously?? She may as well have just went walmart naked…
February 19th, 2012