September 30th, 2009
I Guess Mommy Got The Truck
Unfortunately they don’t make a decal of the skank in the trailer next door who broke up the family, so mommy had to get creative. They all seem so happy!
Nebraska
Unfortunately they don’t make a decal of the skank in the trailer next door who broke up the family, so mommy had to get creative. They all seem so happy!
Nebraska
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So if I am reading this right, Mom got the thedaughter, the car, and the mutant goat/dog?
September 30th, 2009
At least it is politically correct!!!!
September 30th, 2009
Can you imagine the ‘horror’ if a guy crossed out the Mom?
September 30th, 2009
I think thats a bunny.
September 30th, 2009
Wait a minute here. On second glance………..
I think Mom came out of the closet.
September 30th, 2009
I wonder if dad is still making the payments on that truck too.
September 30th, 2009
WTF is that thing on the far right?
September 30th, 2009
That’s actually kind of sad.
September 30th, 2009
It’s not a wife and daughter. It’s the wife leaving the husband for a smaller lesbian lover.
September 30th, 2009
I like how the mom’s just waving the dad goodbye with a big ol’ smile on her face. Classy.
September 30th, 2009
That’s her ‘ex’.
September 30th, 2009
Actually, it means the mom is dead, the kids disowned the dad and got the truck. Nebraska’s like that.
September 30th, 2009
okay who cares about the crossed out hubby… why is there an upside down baby on the far right…sorta scary…maybe its just me
September 30th, 2009
look at the reflexion of the crazy lady on the left side of the truck
September 30th, 2009
I first saw these in Southern California around 2002-2005 primarily with the Latino population. I wondered even then how long it would take for this to spread across the US. These have hit the Southeastern US in the last couple of years.
That thing on the end is supposed to be a cat.
I loved this picture since I hate those f-in’ “family decals”. These people are often the same people who have no lives outside of the swirling vortex-like black-hole of child worship. Be an adult, have a life outside of all your children’s activities, and let your children be children by digging up worms or making mudpies in the back yard versus intensely scheduling activities for them which requires you to shuttle them everwhere in your minivan/suv with the family decal.
I have also wanted to do the psycho version with maybe two lesbians, one with the children hitting eachother and pulling the dogs tail, or the crazy cat lady with 50 of the cat decals, etc
September 30th, 2009
Not only did she cross out the hubby – she did it with dismembered legs of other “people” stickers! EEEK!!!
September 30th, 2009
Not only did she cross out the hubby – she did it with the dismembered legs of other “people” stickers! EEEK!!!
September 30th, 2009
Not only did she cross out the hubby – she did it with the dismembered arms and legs of other “people”! EEEK!!!
September 30th, 2009
Not only did she cross out the hubby – but she did it with the dismembered arms and legs of other “people”! EEEK!!!
September 30th, 2009
The chick in the reflection to the left of the rear window taking the picture is HOT
September 30th, 2009
Mommy might have gotten the truck, but it appears she also got stuck with custody of the family rabbit.
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
September 30th, 2009
Maybe the poor guy died!!
September 30th, 2009
Good catch Bob on the reflection. It looks like the daughter is there with her. You can see the arm of a shorter female.
September 30th, 2009
The best part is that it appears to be home-made. Creativity in the wal-mart!
With that stated, i’ve never seen a single person in the crafts dept at Wal-mart unless they are there buying ceramic crosses.
September 30th, 2009
C’mon guys! She’s lettin’ the men of the world know she’s back on the market. I know I’m in a hurry to meet her.
September 30th, 2009
The smile on dad’s face would indicate that he’s also not that busted up in anguish over their leaving.
September 30th, 2009
Funny thing is I recognized this as Nebraska before I scroled down to the caption.
September 30th, 2009
what a classy gal. a guy would be torn apart for something like this.
September 30th, 2009
Actually looks like the family found religion and dad is carrying the ole cross…..
September 30th, 2009
Black folks dedicate their cars “In Loving Memory of…”… White trash just marks out the folks as they die…
September 30th, 2009
or… White Trash VooDoo Doll…
September 30th, 2009
The instant I saw this, I knew it had to be Nebraska…and I was right!
September 30th, 2009
Q : What did the wife do when she heard her husband moaning in agony outside the kitchen window ?
A She went out and shot him again .
Ahh well.some days your the dog…somedays your the hydrant
September 30th, 2009
poor guy probably didnt pass the DNA test, so she booted him to the curb,, that is why he is smiling so much. yeeehaaa, no child support payments!!!
September 30th, 2009
OR mommy is now dating a midget who owns a bunny.
September 30th, 2009
What? Who you callin’ bitter and vengeful? It’s not my fault I had the rifle at an angle so the scope crosshairs came out tilted!
September 30th, 2009
Wave good-bye to daddy sweetie; now let’s go cash this alimony check at Walmart and buy some crap!!!
September 30th, 2009
Haaha, I guess it’s kinda funny…
September 30th, 2009
Can we please stop this foolishness of putting retarded family cartoons on the back of our cars? This one is obviously meant as satire, but I see some SUV’s and mini vans with a whole frickin’ family tree on the back. PLEASE STOP!! The rest of us don’t give a damn about your family members. If we wanted to get to know you, we would strike up a conversation with you at Wal Mart, for God sakes.
September 30th, 2009
Is that a pet rabbit?
September 30th, 2009
The Mom: Now dear, Daddy decided to leave our family to “find himself” with his new lady friend from the methadon clinic and her crack-addicted newborn. It is our duty to let the world know about those facts.
September 30th, 2009
It’s Kate’s car from Jon and Kate Plus 8. Just need 7 more little rugrats…
September 30th, 2009
Daddy was impaled by two long poles
( poor daddy…. Oh well let’s go check out the clearance racks.
September 30th, 2009
Could the reflection on the far left be the person taking the pic??
September 30th, 2009
Is that at the new walmart location at 72nd?
October 1st, 2009
ECONOBIKER
“I loved this picture since I hate those f-in’ “family decals”.”
They are the same type of people who put ‘Jesus fish’ on the rear of their cars (especially Mom Vans and SUVs) that depict two large fish and one smaller fish for each hellspawn. Probably also the same type of people who will run a key down the side of someone else’s vehicle for having a Darwin fish (or similar) and/or tearing the Darwin fish off.
October 1st, 2009
Daddy is actually a superhero X man leaving for work.
October 1st, 2009
PWND!!!!
October 1st, 2009
I bet there is a stick picture of the back of the dad’s truck ass banging the stick wife. By the way, great way to bring up the kids “mom.”
October 1st, 2009
Actually, I think that looks like a single dad died, and now the two teens and pet are left fending for themselves x.x
October 1st, 2009
DA FUCK? I DONT GET DIS WACK SHIT TAKE DIS SHIT DOWN PUT ON SOME FUNNY SHIT I COME TO DIS SITE TO LAUGH NOT TO THINK BOUT DA FUCK DIS PICTURE LOOK LIKE
October 1st, 2009
I hate to say this. You don’t know how bad.
But JAMBY is actually starting to seem funny……………… in a strange way.
October 1st, 2009
I think it is Bellevue WalMart
October 1st, 2009
So what if Mommy was the skank next door? women do bad things just as much as men.
October 1st, 2009
How does this picture make it but they won’t post this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJgjaqTqAfg
It’s not spam. Watch it y’all. Funniest shit ever. Wal-Mart people perfection.
October 1st, 2009
This looks like Beatrice NE wallyworld
October 1st, 2009
i guess mine would nhave two kids two cats and the ol cheating wife X’ed out .
October 2nd, 2009
Dr. OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAARRRGG!!
October 2nd, 2009
Sadly…that’s my old walmart, and I know the ppl who own the truck…*sigh*
October 2nd, 2009
Kate, a cat, and one of the 8.Minus John
October 2nd, 2009
That’s Obama on the left; the US economy on the right
October 3rd, 2009
The chick who took the pic looks pretty hot
October 3rd, 2009
Bet she is still single.
October 3rd, 2009
to me looks like the wife is happy she got the truck and the x is saying see ya life is better with out you and i cut the brake lines
October 4th, 2009
Atleast the tracks aren’t running OVER dad. LOL
October 4th, 2009
Back in the 80s I had one of those suction cup signs in my back window which said “Ex-wife in trunk” with an arow pointing down. Got pulled over alot…LOL.
October 7th, 2009
Mom’s giving the Dad the middle stickfigure finger… I just know it.
October 8th, 2009
Not a goat/dog…. a cat/rabbit.
October 8th, 2009
I thought the dad was Dr Octangonapus for a second there.
October 9th, 2009
That’s a bunny rabbit. Also, I wonder if the dad did that. Instead of asking his wife for a divorce, he just x-ed himself out of the family. Either that or she’s crossing him off of her hit list.
October 12th, 2009
It’s sad that the mom would put her daughter through that humiliation. Just b/c you don’t get along with your Ex doesn’ t mean you have to ruin his relationship with his daughter. She’s just creating a future PoWM girl.
October 13th, 2009
well… for those people who think Nebraskans drive tractors or ride horses to public places… here’s proof that your wrong!
October 14th, 2009
close, but not quite. Mom got dad out of the way, had her underage teenage lesbian lover move in with her and let her bring the jackalope with her!
October 19th, 2009
lol i see dr. octopus doesn’t cut a fine father figure anymore
October 21st, 2009
I didn’t know Dr Octopus had two daughters and a pet bunny.
October 21st, 2009
this is retarded and not funny at all.
October 28th, 2009
this isn’t even funny at all
October 28th, 2009
I think it is great, I get sick of seeing all these family stickers..I am a mom raising my children because my ex sucks..so it is relieveing to see a woman taking charge and showing there isn’t always a dad around!
November 2nd, 2009
NEBRASKA! WOOT WOOT! way to represent!!
November 5th, 2009
I love it…wish I had been that creative…not sure there is enough room for the ex-hubby, the ex-babysitter and their new addition though.
BTW…it’s a bunny!
November 6th, 2009
The thing on the far right looks like a baby upside down…
November 7th, 2009
sadly enough that’s the truth whether the man was at fault or not.
November 12th, 2009
love the bunny…………
November 14th, 2009
thank you hot chick who took photo, btw its the reflection just left of the middle window bit
November 18th, 2009
I’d leave my husband for a dwarf lesbian with a magical rabbit too!
November 19th, 2009
my aunt owns this truck the picture is a little girl a bunny and her mom and the jerk who broke her heart..
December 8th, 2010
Trashy…
June 4th, 2011
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