Sorry witch lady, I don’t think Walmart carries the eyes of a newt or tongue of dragon. You might have some luck with the testicles of a bull, but I doubt it.
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Gotta get some junk food to fatten up Hansel and Gretel
May 9th, 2011
What a horrible place to make a Polyjuice Potion!
You might turn into a man with a skullet or someone missing their pants!
Lets hope a house falls on this one…
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Y’know…. Hair and bad outfit aside… I really love those boots!
You Suck at Kijiji
I hope the guy trapped in her basement at least got to request what kind of snacks she was bringing home.
Pass the eye bleach please
By the pricking of my thumb…something hideous this way comes lol
She might have some luck with good ol’ 69 boy in front of her.
I’ll get you my pretty! Haha, yeah…how bout, no.
Matthew M. Smith
She turned me into a newt…………….I got better.
Sir Hates Alot
I use to think Stevie Nicks was hot.
What a great country when you can walk around in public in whatever you want.
She’s been following the guy in the 69 shirt for the last 11 miles thinking it was an invitation.
I love that this post is about a fully covered woman (in an albeit silly outfit) with nothing offensive on her, when there’s a guy with a 69 jersey right in front of her. Now THAT’S class!
come on people give someone a break there is absolutely NOTHING wrong wiht her outfit, she is fully clothed, with nothing bad looking on her. THIS IS AMERICA we r allowed to this should we choose and like the song says, if you dont like it……. well, you know extrapolate the rest.
I get so damn sick and tired of having to deal with such creatures as though they were just as normal as the rest of us!!!
“These darn Wal-Mart wands don’t last for crap, sure are cheap though”
And yeah, she isn’t really that abnormal, must have been a slow submission streak
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack.
All dressed in black, black, black.
Wait…no crude comments about the guy wearing the 69 shirt??!!
One time for Halloween I dressed as a vampire and went to Wendys. I ordered a chocolate shake and they were sure surprised. This reminded me of that.
looks like a former land lady,lol
where are you nay sayers while YOU shop in china town, er I mean wally world??? I bet you’re probably Christians that go home after church and talk smack about each other, huh!? Quit all this judgement BS and live and let live!!!
I’ll bet the yellow Monte Carlo with Count Chocula on it is hers!
I’ll get u my pretty & ur little dog too..
Wait a minute !
There isn’t a Walmart any where near Forks Washington !
Actually, I like her outfit.
Exactly, Dynomoose & Suzy8track.
How do we even know the focus of this picture *wasn’t* the guy in the 69 jersey? Why’s everyone picking on the woman behind him who has nothing crude or offensive on her clothing???
Hey, times are rough. Witches need discounts too.
I Womder she bought her self a boom yet ???
true ozzy fan,,,,,,,,she thinks,,,,aaaahhhh the queen of darkness
May 10th, 2011
This is EXACTLY why I love the Pacific Northwest. I will take witches over redneck degenerates any day of the week.
madame ran out of condoms at the ranch
Look, it’s Cousin It!!
“I wonder if the Wizard would give ME a brain?”
I like the lively hair and black clothing.
“Testicles of a bull”–probably not, but
Tongue of bovine–right there on the far end of the meat cooler, next to the fresh tripe.
May 11th, 2011
very Gaga, nice!
May 12th, 2011
this was from the richland walfart, it was a contestant at one of the local swinger parties…..
She put a spell on that guy who budged in front of her….and now he’s pretty well screwed.
am i the only one whos eyes went straight to 69?
May 16th, 2011
I have to say one thing, this costume looks pretty cool. She even has the witches boots on and the hair is perfect. I bet she is a cool granny going with the grand babies trick or treating. I sure hope it’s taking the grandkids out trick or treating and not coming from a swingers party. LOL!!
This ladie heard the had a sale on love potion #9 and figured it was her only chance.
May 18th, 2011
Does anyone notice ’69′ on that guys jersey hahaha
May 21st, 2011
i wonder if theres a broomstick in the parkinglot
May 27th, 2011
Del The Funky Homosapien
haha the guy with the 69 shirt
June 15th, 2011
If this was taken on or about Oct. 31 it could simply be a hallowe’en costume.
August 7th, 2011
I swear this is my Ex Sister In Law. Someone shoot it, quick!
October 19th, 2011
lol that dudes shirt says 69 ;]
November 5th, 2011