The Grass Guzzler



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I was gonna have a laugh at the good ol’ boy who drives this tractor around, but then I just remembered how much it cost me to fill up my gas tank the other day so now I’m starting to think he might be laughing at me.

Oklahoma

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The Grass Guzzler, 8.9 out of 10 based on 25 ratings

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  1. Murdock

    She look like B.A. Balackass

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  2. yaboi_d

    guess, its better on gas…..lol

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    May 12th, 2011

  3. Russ

    I don’t see a blade deck, could that be one of them souped up racing mowers?

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  4. popan@tor

    It would be a fun way to take a ride.

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  5. captain obvious says

    Its probably a old fat guy with no shirt driving it too.

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  6. Matthew M. Smith

    Muskogee minivan.

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    May 12th, 2011

  7. Jtrier1

    “Bobby Boucier (booshay) had ta do some shoppin at da local walmawt befo playin da foozeball.”

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  8. adam

    change a couple pulleys on that bad boy and he’s got himself a racecar, easily do 40 to 50mph with pulley swaps, seems a hell of a lot cheaper than gas to fill up my car……hmmm, I c a project coming….lol

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  9. Mkb

    Ok that’s a lawn mower not a tractor

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  10. Princess J

    I think the owner is inside buying pulley swaps (whatever they are) because he already has the custom paint job. Repost when he shows up with the matching, custom trailer.

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    May 12th, 2011

  11. madz1962

    All that AND patriotic as well. Forever may she wave.

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  12. *lol*

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    May 12th, 2011

  13. Sir Hates Alot

    A true creature of Wal-Mart would have their 2 kids riding in the cart.

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    May 12th, 2011

  14. LizziBordon

    It’s the guy from Vince Gill’s song “Give Me One More Last Chance” –

    First she hid my glasses
    ‘Cause she knows that I can’t see
    She said you ain’t goin’ nowhere boy
    ‘Til you spend a little time with me
    Then the boys called from the honky tonk
    Said there’s a party goin’ on down here
    Well she might’ve took my car keys
    But she forgot about my old John Deere

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    May 12th, 2011

  15. Linda

    this guy is brilliant ! Save money, ride a mower !

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  16. Jen

    He ripped off one of the mowers on display in front of Wal-mart, and he’s been driving it around town ever since.

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  17. dave

    His pet goat rides in the trailer. Goggles and scarf.

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  18. Brian

    Maybe this guy is a big fan of “The Straight Story”. Wonder where he keeps his “grabber”.

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  19. Ethan

    LOL, I guess he got an electric cart in the store, and this out here – he’s all set. Prolly souped it up too!

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  20. truely

    hey, it’s gottta trunk so, he (or she) can shop for the week. just surprised it’s not in a handicapped space

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  21. akajopndoe

    The guy that drives this thing is like ” F That they can’t give me another DWI if going to Walmart on my Murry lawn mower”

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  22. Redneck sportscar, one seater, 2011 model. Only thing missing is the optional cup holder. Good for picking up farm girls.

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  23. Elizadeath

    You have a point. It costs me $50 to fill up my Subaru Outback, which gets good mileage, every week and 1/2. And, I don’t really do that much driving around, although I do live 10 minutes away from town, and 30 minutes or more from the city, in the rural area. Still, a tractor seems a bit extreme.

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  24. Beth

    At least there’s no bumper stickers…. I can only imagine what they’d say…

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  25. Sammie Presley

    That wasn’t George Jones was it?

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  26. cory

    rockin’ the stars and bars ever so proudly

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  27. Wayne

    You might be a redneck if your daily driver is a small tractor with the “stars and bars” flag waving proudly in the wind.

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  28. jpark

    Gee….how many DUI’s does it take to be reduced to driving a lawnmower ?

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  29. beezy

    im pretty sure that is a lawn mower ….not a tractor…. XD

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  30. she thinks my mowers sexy

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  31. Mike

    Owner must be a Sooner fan!

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  32. Public Enema

    It’s a Hillbilly hearse.

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  33. Public Enema

    Somtimes it is hard to know if you are taking out the trash or the trash is taking you out.

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  34. The Mexican

    I could be wrong but that box looks purpose-built for carrying beer. Just saying.

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  35. Michelle

    Mex if it is, then I say it’s a pretty clever invention!

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  36. trkrmtt

    purpose built yes…1 large garbage bag+1 keg+ice= 1 way to start a rolling party

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  37. mike

    nice Peregrine mags tho

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  38. mcahoe

    Ok true story and old neighbor of mine used to drive around the town we lived in with his lawn mower. His girl friend would ride in the trailer they had attached to it. Better part her ex husband would ride with them too. I loved pulling into a parking lot and seeing their mower parked. Bring on the crazy! They also drove a van that they spray painted to look like the A team van. Too bad they spelled A team, A tem. Good times, good times

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    May 14th, 2011

  39. Terrye Newkirk

    Actually, this guy lost his license due to too many DUI’s. This is his solution.

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    May 16th, 2011

  40. oneinch

    How is this fail? This is drunk redneck win.

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  41. Wendy

    @ Russ, I don’t think this is his racing mower, more like this might be the sunday driver vehicle.. :)

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  42. i bet grandma rode in the back

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  43. Heywood

    It may be cheaper to fill, but not in the long run. That doesn’t get gas mileage anywhere near a car. In a week, you will spend more in gas to drive that around town than you will your car.

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    May 18th, 2011

  44. Guess them Duke boys finally sold the General Lee : /

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  45. dick tater

    He either had a DUI or he’s makin sure he doesn’t get one.

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  46. bill

    Wait until gas is 10.00 a gallon, we’ll all be driving one of these.

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    May 23rd, 2011

  47. Sputz

    @ madz1962: He’s sporting BOTH of our flags, he just has them reversed in importance.
    Also, Probably has racked up enough DWIs, DUIs or DWDs to be reduced to this transport mode.

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  48. Jeff

    “George Jones shops for booze here!”

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  49. Jeff

    George Jones shops here.

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    May 26th, 2011

  50. Ann

    As soon as I saw this picture it made me think of my neighbor who drives around town on his mower. Then I saw that it was taken in Oklahoma… It actually might be my neighbor!

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  51. Nate

    I about pissed myself when I saw this picture. I’ve seen these dudes out on the town before. The old man that drives it around pulls some tard in the cart. Only in Oklahoma!

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    May 30th, 2011

  52. Bruce Merrill

    All I can say is Bobby Bushe from WATER BOY lol

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  53. JEN

    REDNECK HO HEE HO

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  54. JEN

    Nasty Redneck ho hee ho

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  55. lil loulou

    after he made his proposal in front of the beautiful view of twix and kitkats he carried his bride to his red and shiny transportation plopped her in her wooden seat and towed her away for all to see

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    June 3rd, 2011

  56. Cindi

    Hahahaha, that is typical Oklahoma!! I have a pic of a John Deere tractor parked in front of Wal-Mart!!!

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    June 8th, 2011

  57. brian

    they see me rolling

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    June 8th, 2011

  58. Melissa

    I see somebody still thinks the Confederates won…

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    June 15th, 2011

  59. kim

    beavis and butt-head, eat your heart out.

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  60. siren619

    Yes…I admit—I know the guy that rides that mower. He lives in the same town as I do—and that walmart is about 15 miles away from where we live. The mower has headlights, turn signals, and a horn. He drives it all over the place—and he hauls PEOPLE in that trailer!!!!

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    June 26th, 2011

  61. Maxwell

    Alvin, did you ride that thing all the way out here to see me?
    I did, Lyle.

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