Who’s got two thumbs and loves summer? This guy!
136 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Illinois, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
Your caption is a little confusing. Trying to figure out what the guy in the pic is doing with his…….oh, you meant yourself.
May 18th, 2011
I LOVE this picture. LOVE it !!! thank you POWM. I know there are many that will agree.
I’d tap that.
Oh yeah, I would!
Dude…you are so right…the girl in the bluejeans is hot !!!!!
There is beachwear and there is streetwear. They are rarely the same. That is a fine looking butt though…
That is one hot sexy woman right there!!!!
All of a sudden it seems like only yesterday…… when everything SNAPPED into place!
Sometimes a guy just has to go it alone and make the sacrifice… kinda like a random act of kindness.
I like how the bag matches her ass.
The fashionable Wal-Mart shopper always coordinates her bad with her panties.
While I would feel naked going into a store dressed like that, she at least has the body for it.
She is even hotter given some of the more resent walcreatures we have seen.
For the first time ever… I now want to go to WalMart
Her probable sexual reasons for dressing like that aside, if I was that sunburnt on my legs I wouldn’t want to wear pants either.
it's a guy
her? it’s a guy..
That, there is one horrendously bad spray-tan job.
I’ve been to a walmart in Illinois… but obviously the wrong one.
Son of Sam's Club
Stone her!!! Oh wait, we’re not in Iran or Saudi Arabia. Then just get her stoned!
BE STILL MY HEART!! That looks truly truly pinchable.
Gets some darned pants on, Woman. I am a woman and I DON’T want to look at your stupid butt – cheeks !!!
That is one nice butt!!!
This could have NOT be taken at Walmart!
Wait a minute. A normal female? In walmart? This must b a trick or somethin.
BOBBY TEXAS SUX
Where are all those people that said the nudy pic was trashy?
You do know some women have a fantastic butts…Then they turn around and your like damnnn she b ugly in the face….LOL
When you finally find a bag to match your undapants, it must be shown in tandem
Nice accessorizing though.
Is that what they are callin’ a Tiger bum-oops Mom
Guess what folks… IT’S A DUDE. (every guy on here just felt dirty :P)
TT in OV
id tap that ass with my tongue!!!!
ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…Sorry but that is so trashy. But least she matches
I love how all is forgiven when they are skinny and cute. You all know this is not what you wear to the store.
I’ve never seen anything that looks this good in my hometown WalMart!
Before food became so cheap and plentiful that is what all women looked like. Can you imagine ? Sure, we were probably a little hungry all the time but this is what we had to come home to.
If that girl were 50 pounds heavier everyone would be criticizing her (except for the chubby chasers). An ass shouldn’t be hanging out in public not matter how big or small.
She pulls it off MUCH better than most others I see in that outfit at Wal-Mart…
Ahh, the infamous cheeto skinned females are making their yearly rounds. Welcome Summer!
After I read all the positive comments about how sweet her ass is, I started laughing at the vision of all the guys’ faces if she turned around and it turned out her ass was better looking than her face…ahahahahahaha!!!
this is the first near naked chick on this site who we don’t mind seeing that way. finding a non-fat chick in her underwear at wallmart is like finding a needle in a hay stack.
A girl this good in a Walmart? You sure this isn’t Targe’??
She doesn’t have very well defined hips. Most trannys don’t though.
Anybody want to brake me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar?
Well, at least she has the body for it and does not weight 300 lbs. That is something I don’t want to see!! LOL!
Looks like she got sunburnt to a crisp and cannot wear anything besides what she had on then—-the color of her “tan” is odd. I wish I had her figure, but I would dress appropriately for where I was….this goes to the lake or beach, shorts pulled on before you go shopping….I mean really…..
They were so mesmerized by the zebra print, they forgot their pants!
Did anyone else (other than me) notice that she doesn’t appear to have any tan lines? (Burnt lines in her case, but you get the idea.) Not on any of the edges, either. Hmmmm. Owww. Owwwwieeee.
Let me tell ya
Very nice. I work at wal marts across the country. Some stores have tons of hot girls. Others you never see even one. I’m gonna start posting pics from stores for everyone. I’ll try to get some hot girls wearing crazy sexy stuff.
Purse matches undies, carpet matches drapes. You rock girl
Either she’s been using some sort of weird spray tan or she is really sunburnt. It looks like somebody’s been roasting her over a grill.
Dat ass is so red, i wanna dip it butter and squeez my lemon juice all over it and om nom nom!!!!
So which beach in Illinois did she come in from?
Is this Walmart’s new strategy to fire more cashiers, create longer lines and have nobody seem to notice???
Umm, that’s a guy you’re oodling there folks.
captain obvious says
Holy crap ice $1.38 a bag!
Looks like an Umpa Lumpa got caught in the taffy puller
I need to start shopping at a different walmart. I never see things like this at mine.
I do believe that bikini bottom is at least one size too small for her. Nice job coordinating it with the purse, though. That’s classy.
someone that doesn't matter
break me off piece of that kit kat bar
I’m surprised nobody has declared that this is photoshopped. There’s no way in hell such a thing exists in Wal-Mart, right?
Just what is the OP doing with two thumbs again? If I’m going to do that sort of thing I’d at least need my full hand.
She’s obviously on her way to/from the beach and didn’t feel like pulling her shorts on over her bikini bottoms while she ran into the store for some tanning lotion.
She must be auditioning for Jersey Shore.
since i`m a ” CHEAT “a,,,,,,,,think i`ll eat that zebra,,,,,,,,slowly
The only beach around Ill. is Lake Michigan and she ain’t been there. She’s one of those “look at me” “I never got enough enough attention when I was a child” “it’s ALL about me” type of shallow person.
No class act would be caught dead wearing this at Wallyworld. A woman with a great body saves it for someone who appreciates it and is as classy as they are. This person is only looking for attrention in all the wrong places. She’s just showing the world how cheap she is. Sad really.
id laugh if she turned around and shes UGLY. lol
This is definitely a nice change of pace from the normal Wal*Creatures!!!
would not be surprised if that were a dude.
Am I crazy, or does it seem that the comments made by women are not as nice as the comments from guys.
How many seconds did it take to get started
Yum, Yum, Give me some!!!
WELL SAID!!! – AS ALWAYS!
POWM mentioned at Dlisted! LOL
This is the type of female that gets made when you stare at her. Com’on… isn’t that why you wore that outfit!?! …bitch
May 19th, 2011
for you…… 1 nano.
I'D HIT THAT
That’s a man, baby!!!!
The funny thing is I know this girl personalyy. Bahahaha
Its funny reading the comments. It seems that the the negative ones are coming from ppl who have something to lose (if you know what I mean). Give the girl props, awesome body and not afraid to show it off. I can’t help it if all you girls don’t look like her. It’s called “Hand to mouth disease!”
I’d TAKE-5 and stick my WHATCHAMECALLIT all up in that KIT-KAT while gripping those REASES CUPS that would be a real ALMOUND JOY to CARIMELLE all over those MOUNDS who cares if her face may be a ZERO for I would still call her my BABE RUTH.
At least her purse matches her outfit…
Two thumbs up!
I recall there being a beach at Fox Lake.
I’ll let the other readers run with this.
I don’t know what the hell you people are talking about. Those blue pants totally make her ass look big.
I never did like Bleu Cheese.
Do you have any idea how much I appreciate that……..
where am I… ?
I’d liked to bronski her ass
In Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary, she is probably what is termed an “assinine”
“I’ll give her face a 2 and her ass a 9.”
For all of you who think Illinois doesn’t have any beaches… try looking at a map. Illinois is not just Chicago and I can think of at least 4 lakes with beaches that I can get to (in Southern Illinois) in about 30 minutes. That being said, she does have a damn nice body but I think the bottoms could stand to go up a size – I bet she has to pick her wedgie every 5 steps.
You again?? With the amoeba avatar??
who could blame a guy for wanting to go back…
Given where this is and the height of this person, I can’t shake wondering if the front of those panties looks as good as the back. I mean, some trannies can look pretty good.
Well, she certainly has the figure for an outfit like that. If she were two hundred pounds heavier, it’d be a different story, of course, but as it is… I’d hit that.
“Orange you” glad you wore a bikini to show off that “tan”?
Looks like she has a pretty bad sunburn (on my monitor, she looks more red than orange). Looks painful.
I love a woman who is proud of her womanhood and loves to show off her physical assets. Thanks
Aside from being in WalMart with no pants, she really doesn’t look that bad. However, what ass are you all talking about? I thought I had a small one, but she doesn’t even have any over hang!
This is actually an optical illusion. If you stare at the picture long enough and kindof let your eyes unfocus, you will notice that a Wal-mart starts to appear around the girl in the underpants.
Hot or not, you don’t go into Wallyworld in your undies. We don’t know what her ass smells like, but I bet anyone who got close enough in line did. Not Cool. Besides, where in the hell was it this warm in IL to be running around like this in the first place? I call Attention Whore.
@JPARK, that lady is not wearing blue jeans. it’s medical scrubs, dumbass.
Illinois does not have beaches.
I 100% love the ladies but the fact is that I don’t want to see a strangers gootch hanging out in public, inches from where I place my food and goods. I don’t know if this ‘female’ has more herpes or more crabs, and I don’t want to know. I bet she is a butter-face. A chick w/ a face of 7 or higher would not be seen like this, for fear of being hit on by every creep out there. I agree that she planed this and just wants the attention but she knows her face is keeping her back. What if this person turned around and it was a dude? All the guys who said they’d hit that would be pissed! The door greeter should have turned this person away. But then they would have probably gotten fired. Sad.
PS- A lake is not a beach. A beach has waves. She looks like she fell asleep pool side.
May 20th, 2011
“This guy” does not refer to the poster, it refers to the “girl” you are all lusting over. It, well she, is a transgender woman (MTF) and yes she has an amazing body and legs, but a lot of them do. Look at the shoulders- seriously. I don’t think that changes how bangable she is to all you guys, you probably might though…Good luck to her.
more likely her boyfriend dressed her than mother…
i wanna pull out n squirt it on her bikini!!!!!!!
Wow all I ever see is a bunch of land whales at Wal-Mart
I would laugh my ass off to all the guys saying they’d “tap that” if that butt belonged to a dude!
May 22nd, 2011
She looks kinda overly burnt !
May 23rd, 2011
Wow… some of these Walmarts are way more lax about attire! Around here most of these people wouldn’t make it past the greeter lol.
She does have a rockin’ backside though
May 25th, 2011
I’m not really into hunting, but damn, I could hunt that for days…..
well at least the bottoms and the purse match
May 27th, 2011
I saw this yesterday and had a dream about banging her. Now I can’t stop thinking about getting inside her.
since when did Snooki shop at walmart?
May 31st, 2011
Ok..not to be a party pooper but, come on..she has more flab on her butt cheeks then a sumo wrestler.
What’s Black, White and Red ALL over?!? That is one painful looking burn. I bet it still hurts.
June 2nd, 2011
I can’t help but notice the person taking this picture seem’s to have a baby in the cart. REALLY people?!
Seems like she sold all her pants in prepareation for the rapture…..hope she gets a refund shes gonna need that $$$
June 3rd, 2011
you folks sure thats a girl??
and ew…Id not want to buy any food that had been near.
June 4th, 2011
And to say I live in this state..
June 5th, 2011
Mommy to three
I think it is disgusting how all of you guys are drooling over her, if it had been a woman with ACTUAL CURVES it would be disgusting. VERY inappropriate. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.
After knowing this girl you would not think this person of walmart was hott.. Unless you like herpes with a side of no job single mom high school dropout. I forgot to add who hasn’t tapped that hahah very classy your 10 yr old son would be so proud of you deadbeat
June 6th, 2011
Greenville, Ohio transvestite does it better!!!!
June 11th, 2011
I agree with you, if this was some fat woman, everyone would be making fun of her with hateful anti-fat biased comments, yet because she is a skinny they have no problems because she is HAWT! Lol, I think this site is just an anti-fat site as all it is fat people being made fun of. Particularly women.
June 13th, 2011
What’s black and white, and red all over???
Are you thas not just Sammie looking for a stripper pole for Snookie? ‘Cause Snookie wants smush, smush. lmfao
June 23rd, 2011
She’s not that great. She has ugly calves and fat thighs!
June 25th, 2011
I’d eat that zebra cake XP
July 8th, 2011
I’d eat that zebra cake XP Nummmy!