May 19th, 2011
Poem Contest!
This isn’t your normal caption contest, because this isn’t my normal request. I want to see how creative you guys are so please write your best “Ode to John Deere” poem that this woman likely has on her back. I was going to give you my poetic rendition but I don’t know the difference between a haiku and and cat poo.
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Poem Contest!,
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She’s not the first (if ou can believe it) and certainly won’t be the last.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=19682
May 19th, 2011
Oh my dear Deere, I love thee so,
Without you, I’d have no where to go.
You take me to Wally World at first crank,
I wired up the radio so we can listen to Hank.
I like your vibrations I get from your seat,
I just don’t get why I never hear from the boys I meet……
May 19th, 2011
Is her patch of grass that thick she needs a Deere to trim it?? Damn…
May 19th, 2011
When we first met, my dearest Cletus,
I was already heavy with my cousin’s fetus.
You lifted me up when I was low
and treated me like I wasn’t a ho.
The power of love for you in my heart
rumbles as loudly as when your John Deere does start.
May 19th, 2011
U think my tractor looks mean….well, I do bleed John Deere Green…….U think my tractor’s sexy and ya wanna ride………Well, u can ride here with me and show yer John Deere Pride….ya bring my lunch to the field…along with sweet tea….and u ride on the seat of my tractor with me…
May 19th, 2011
My son works at John Deere, and I like to think I can write a little,(“Pecadillos and stilettoes”) but I can’t top Beth.
Bravo.
May 19th, 2011
Is it bad that I actually know what that says? It is one of my favorite Dr. Seuss quotes.
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love
May 19th, 2011
Wow..another john deere tattoo…white trash at its finest
May 19th, 2011
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Noone wants to see
Your ugly tattoo
May 19th, 2011
With the John Deere logo staring you in the face it’s got to be hard to think of anything other than “BackHo.”
May 19th, 2011
At first I thought it was jagermeister and thought that was stupid. But John Deer that’s even more idiotic. Unless however she is the heiress to the john deer fortune.
May 19th, 2011
it says:
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
May 19th, 2011
Dear John dear john
how I love to sit on
your seat of yellow and green
Dear john dear john
no job seems too big
no yard seems too small
you can handle it all
Dear John dear john
your vibrations I love
when I sit on your seat
of yellow and green
May 19th, 2011
I guess if you get stuck behind her in line at Walmart at least you have something to read besides the rag mags!
May 19th, 2011
john deere, john deere, so glad to see ya,
form your seat i got gonorrhea,
my boyfriends dad had told me so,
now my boyfiends up and go,
just how far is a big factor,
because he done burned the tractor…
May 19th, 2011
Is that a Deere on your Vagina?
Or are you just happy to see me?
May 19th, 2011
John Deere is to lawns
What Dear John is to break-ups
They both seek greener grass
May 19th, 2011
Drive my Deere,
out of the sticks,
Goin’ to Wally World,
Douche on sale,
two pack for $1.86!
May 19th, 2011
I shudder to think where her International Harverster tatt is located.
May 19th, 2011
Deere John, Please mow my lawn
Please pull my plow from dusk till dawn.
I’ll change your oil, I’ll do ya right
if you’ll pull me home a date tonight
I know gas is high, but your worth my bills
Cuz I love you more than my crazy pills
May 19th, 2011
O John Dear
I love you so
With your riding mower
My lawn I do mow
You take me places
When my car don’t wanna
You cause that cut grass smells
almost as good as marijuana
Your yeller and green colors
are so beautiful to me
Another brand of tractor
An owner I will never be
You also make
My awesome hay baler
I use it to to harvest
The weed behind my trailer
O Sweet John Deer
Your so close to my heart
I love you almost
As my local Wal-Mart
May 19th, 2011
Tractor, tractor
Neverthless the factor
of John Deere makes me a shiver
My heart to quiver
Redneck is no longer a color
But the sign in which i “foller”
So call me hillbilly and strum a banjo
Squeal like a pig, make a wrong turn for you…
I’m Wal-Mart bound in my canoe….
May 19th, 2011
I think it says:
We’re all a little weird.
Life is weird. When you
find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with yours
you join in combined weirdness
and call it Love.
May 19th, 2011
Drove my John Deere
To the store
With my boobies saggin
To the floor
In my reflection on the tv,
I saw
I left home again without
A bra
That’s ok, I have
No fear
Cause nothin runs like a Deere!
May 19th, 2011
Yellow and green with a deer!
I think I shall tattoo you here,
They say I am trashy I know that I’m white
But dammit I love riding that tractor every night
That sexy rumble between my thighs
As me and Bubba say our goodbyes
There are no worries, there is no strife
You don’t know what you’re missin’
If you don’t live a John Deere life!
May 19th, 2011
that`s not a poem, it`s instructions on how she want`s to be rode
May 19th, 2011
Cool. Something to read while banging her. How thoughtful.
May 19th, 2011
Why it’s not good to ask for a tattoo that will entertain a hot redneck, and then pass out on the table.
May 19th, 2011
I’d really like a close up of the poem on her back….Love to know what it says
May 19th, 2011
I can’t poetize to save my life, but I CAN read tiny blurry print. It says:
“We’re all a little weird. Life is weird. When you find someone who’s weirdness is compatible with yours, you join in combined weirdness and call it Love.”
I wonder if she found her compatible weird..
May 19th, 2011
We’re all a little weird
Life is weird
When you find someone whose weirdness
Is compatible with your own
You join in mutual weirdness
And call it love
This is actually the tattoo on her back, give or take. I’ve always liked the poem, originally from Dr. Seuss I believe? That is, I’ve always liked it until now. Even though the tattoo is, in itself, a proclamation of the poem’s fundemental meaning, now I’m just more fearful for the future of humanity
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May 19th, 2011
Dear John Deere you rock my (wally) world
I’d rather ride you then be somebody’s girl
My cousin might be taken
But my loins are still achin’
So I’m countin’ on you to make my toes curl
May 19th, 2011
Herpes are itchy
Herpes are painful
The burning I fear came from my John Deere
At least that’s what i hear
from my boyfriend…
May 19th, 2011
The Epic Tragedy of Laurie
_________________________________
Listen up kids and I’ll tell you a tale that will surely strike you with fear
It’s the legend of Laurie
This sad little story
About how she can run like a Deere
Born on a farm in ’89, Laurie emerged from the womb
The doc slapped her mother
And then ran for cover
Sure that his eyes had been ruined
Then one tragic day in 2009 she learned of something quite scary
Her dad died from the Gout
And her mom told her about
How they thought there were having a Larry
Emotionally scarred and crying like mad she did the only thing she could think:
She ran to the harbor
Found a tattoo parlor
And tried to get manly via ink
She found a tat artist who would try his hardest
To draw the manliest thing he could find
When she looked in the mirror ‘twas apparently clear
That a yellow deer came to his mind
This tacky tattoo cost her more than was due, a $600 mistake
But just look from behind because trust me, you’ll find
It’s a much sweeter sight than her face
True is the story of poor little Laurie who was meant to be Larry, at first
But ask no more questions
And do learn a lesson
John Deere tattoos look stupid on anyone. Please put a better shirt on.
May 19th, 2011
DEAR JOHN, i`m leaving you in your john deere in the hopes that the only thing you fear are the lonly nites you`ll spend without us near so while you sit alone and cry as to how you want us near remember i have your beloved john deere
May 19th, 2011
OH MY SWEET JOHN DEERE
YOU ARE BETTER THEN ANY CHEAP BEER
YOU MOW AND HALL
BETTER THEN ANY OF YOU ALL
IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
I WANT TO RIDE YOU ALL NIGHT
EVERY TIME I SHARPEN YOUR BLADES
REMINDS ME OF COUSIN SADES……..
THE REASON I NOW HAVE A.I.D.S.
May 19th, 2011
Spring, Summer, Winter or Fall,
I come-a ridin’ right past the mall,
to my most favorite place in the whole wide world,
the place of mullets, naked chicks and fat girls,
I would never get there if weren’t for you, John,
your tractor has kept me movin’ along,
though i don’t use you for your original duty,
I can ride to Walmart while I show a little booty:)
May 19th, 2011
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
May 19th, 2011
O John Deere
I love you so
With your riding mower
My lawn I do mow
You take me places
When my car don’t wanna
You cause that cut grass smells
almost as good as marijuana
Your yeller and green colors
are so beautiful to me
Another brand of tractor
An owner I will never be
You also make
My awesome hay baler
I use it to to harvest
The weed behind my trailer
O Sweet John Deere
Your so close to my heart
I love you almost
As my local Wal-Mart
May 19th, 2011
My girl drives a tractor
And lives in a trailer,
When we get to trucking,
You know that I rail her,
She humms like a Gator,
When I turn her on,
When we get to shucking,
She butters my corn,
She’s a strait up rear loader,
Don’t call her that though,
Cause like Gwen Stefani,
She ain’t no holla backhoe.
May 19th, 2011
O John Deere
I love you so
With your riding mower
My lawn I do mow
You take me places
When my car don’t wanna
You cause that cut grass that smells
almost as good as marijuana
Your yeller and green colors
are so beautiful to me
Another brand of tractor
An owner I will never be
You also make
My awesome hay baler
I use it to to harvest
The weed behind my trailer
O Sweet John Deere
Your so close to my heart
I love you almost
As my local Wal-Mart
May 19th, 2011
John Deere, John Deere
I will forever keep you near
Without this tattoo
Hubby would ne’er look at my rear
All 12 Children, from Cletus to Clem
Were brought to this world
on our green and yellow gem
Don’t Blame me, he thinks it’s hot
When our John Deere hauls me
across our 20×20 Trailer Park Lot
I always wonder what more I could do
to prove my undying tractor love
on top of getting this prison tattoo
Want to see love straight from the heart?
Come see me and Ol Johnny Boy,
We Live right by Walmart
May 19th, 2011
hey everyone wants to ride a deere
May 19th, 2011
what it really says is
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
this makes it even weirder tho because she is in love with a tractor…
May 19th, 2011
We met at the tractor pull.
He asked for a dip of my Skoal.
And over our shared spit cup,
my broke heart got all whole.
When folks say nothing runs like a Deere,
let me tell ya’ll, that shore is so.
They farm the crops that make my dip
and fetched my true love, Jimmy Joe!
May 19th, 2011
J is for the jimson weed.. you mow down in my yard
O is for the octane.. I purchase on Mom’s card
H is for the happiness.. I get from riding you
N is for my neighbors.. who like to ride you too
D is for debatable.. regarding this tattoo
E is for efficient.. the kind of job you do
E is for the ecstasy.. I ate before we met
R is for regrettable.. you know? Regret
The other E is extra.. I don’t know why it’s there
But even when I’m sixty-three.. my Deere will still be there
May 19th, 2011
You think I’m trashy, I think I’m flashy
With John Deere on the back, and you can’t see the rack
flack, tact, ya’ll are whack
leave me be, you just don’t see
I give chubs to your hubs while i’m buyin my grubs
they want to leer,
and get a tear,
when they look at my Deere
May 19th, 2011
There once was a tractor named Deere,
That ran just on wisky and beer.
It would cut my grass
And it held my big ass
That men liked to take from the rear.
May 19th, 2011
Oh the days can be long when running a tractor
The weather outside always plays a factor
Whether it be barley, oats, or wheat
A good harvest is really hard to beat
My favorite thing in the world is my John Deere
Followed closely by drinking a can of ice cold beer
May 19th, 2011
Once upon a time in a far away land
A redneck girl came upon a creature so grand
She scrunched her eyebrow, and said, “What’s that yonder?”
And with her few brain cells, began to ponder
What was this thing that she had never seen
With “big o’ circle legs” and a color of green?
Along came a farmer, he knew what it was
He tried to explain, but her brain was afuzz
The farmer gave up, and mounted the beast
With the speed set on “turtle” he began to head east
He rode away slowly, so the redneck would hear
“Just remember one thing! Nothin’ runs like a Deere!”
The redneck girl began to head home
Driving away in her truck of red and chrome
“Dad gum!” she exclaimed, “that thing sure was purty,
Even iffin’ it was jest a l’il bit dirty.”
So proud she discovered something so new
She decided to get herself a tattoo
“Jus’ ‘tween my fat shoulders, ther’s plenty o’ room!”
So off to the parlor she started to zoom
As she bared the needle of the artist named Tom,
She said, “Bet this’ll get me on peopleofwalmart.com!”
May 19th, 2011
Tractor seat I be sitting
Green green paint I love
Chewing juice I be spitting.
Haiku 7-5-7
May 19th, 2011
John Deere on my back
Last time I shall make a bet
While drunk on Zima Gold
May 19th, 2011
There once wsa a mower – John Deere
I could easily manouver and steer
So proudly I sat
And unveiled my tat
And washed down a 12 pack of beer.
May 19th, 2011
Deere John Deere:
Imma cewt gurl frum Adlanna Gorga
Yer lowgo maks mi a hora
Wen I sea thos guyz riden yer trakter
Tha wauter bilds apon tha snaper.
I plays yer lowgo wif pried en ma bak
fer thos sam guyz two sea, raylin mi frum beehind en tha sak.
Luv Lucia Jean
May 19th, 2011
Nothing runs like a deer . I really do love the way it stick steers . I just get on and start off real slow . Then step on the gas off to walmart I’ll go. At walmat I never feel out of place when I;m parking my mower in a handiecapped space. Then I go in and get on a motorized cart its not like my deer but it dose it;s part. I gather my goodies then back on my deer . Its a good thing my baby put on a luggage here . Then its back home I’ll go and one is clear its true what they say nothing runs like a deer !
May 19th, 2011
this is JOhn Deere, I love him, so, HE makes me happy when I”m feeling low.he cuts the grass he spanks my ass, I fill him up when he is out of gas, he never talks back, as long as I give him long grass. I had the ride of my life,and I never felt like this before I swear this is true and I owe it all to my DEERE.
May 19th, 2011
HAD MY FIRST THRILL
WITH A MAN LEER
HE LAID ME BACK
ON HIS JOHN DEER
THE ENGINE WAS REV’N
WE WERE A LOVIN’
YEAH THOSE WERE THE DAYS
A PUSHIN’ AND A SHOVIN’
May 19th, 2011
I know this person and her tat, the words are about love; and who is to say you cant love your john deer.
May 19th, 2011
Looks like a john
smells like a john
must be a john
May 19th, 2011
Once upon a time in a far away land
A redneck girl came upon a creature so grand
She scrunched her eyebrow, and said, “What’s that yonder?”
And with her few brain cells, began to ponder
What was this thing that she had never seen
With “big o’ circle legs” and a color of green?
Along came a farmer, he knew what it was
He tried to explain, but her brain was afuzz
The farmer gave up, and mounted the beast
With the speed set on “turtle” he began to head east
He rode away slowly, so the redneck would hear
“Just remember one thing! Nothin’ runs like a Deere!”
The redneck girl began to head home
Driving away in her truck of red and chrome
“Dad gum!” she exclaimed, “that thing sure was purty,
Even iffin’ it was jest a l’il bit dirty.”
So proud she discovered something so new
She decided to get herself a tattoo
“Jus’ ‘tween my fat shoulders, ther’s plenty o’ room!”
So off to the parlor she started to zoom
As she bared the needle of the artist named Tom,
She said, “Bet this’ll get me on peopleofwalmart.com!”
(The rest is just history…that I would most likely not want to hear.)
May 19th, 2011
I wanted a logo of the famous John Deere
Tattoo’d all over my fat ol’ rear
But alas and alack, my friends all told me
That to see MY rear there must be a fee
So I put it on my back, after I had another beer
May 19th, 2011
Oh Deere Oh Deere
The place I was conceived
The place I was born
How I learned to drive
How I got to prom
You finally left this world
Now running on premium gas in tractor heaven
May 19th, 2011
I love my John Deere, it runs like a champ, its easy to steer.
With plumber crack out, I crank up and shout, “Get me a Natty, pass me a fatty!”
It’s off to Wal-Mart to fill up my cart with Hot Rod and gun mags, and for the Missus some shop rags.
I get back on ole’ yellow and green, what a damn fine machine.
With everyone lookin, I know what they are thinkin, “I gotta get me one of those.”
To finish this off I say to John Deere, this is my ode.
May 19th, 2011
My truck has curtains, my tractor has slats
My back has boobs, my neck has tats.
Don’t come a knocking if my trailer is rocking.
And don’t come to plow, if you don’t know how.
Double wide in the countryside—
Daisy dukes and skinny jeans
Dollar General and Walmart dreams
John Deer– found not here
Sears mower, weed grower.
May 19th, 2011
With this Deere, I the Wed
Witnessed by Uncle Fester and Uncle Ned,
My dad see’s him as a little horney,
And says this tattoo’s a little corny.
All I know is there is no glory,
Until you reach around and see I’m a Cory!
May 19th, 2011
Is that? It may be the pledge to Dwayne The Rock Johnson Team BRING IT……….
May 19th, 2011
roses are red ,john deeres are green i stepped in shit while iwas getting mine clean.walked too the barn, too get my shoes clean i caught my wife with charlie sheen.
May 19th, 2011
Beth is def. the winner. You go girl!
May 19th, 2011
rode it hard
busted it wide open
left smelling of grass
nothing runs like a deer
May 19th, 2011
@Beth, MasterKaters, Cooney, and Brandi K.
All of you guys are great. Laughed my ass off. Lots of talent there. I can do a lot of things, but write poetry isn’t one of them. Kudos.
May 19th, 2011
I won’t try to guess what the words are although maybe she had a boyfriend in the Army and was trying to express a Dear John letter in a perverted kind of way. More than likely she is thinking, “Where in the hell is that Tylenol? I can’t believe I got so drunk with that tractor salesman last night at the pool hall. Hey! Why is my back itchin so much?
May 19th, 2011
she needs to shave her neck
May 19th, 2011
I’m sure it’s just the lyrics to Freebird.
May 19th, 2011
Well, I sent my dear lady up to wally world,
To brave through hordes of scantily dressed girl,
I sent that there lady to fetch me some beer,
That there lady with the mark of John Deere.
Hope she gets back soon, before my show starts,
And brings some febreze, ’cause I got the farts.
The dog, he needs walking,
And the kids be a’squawking
So that lady better get on her mower,
Unless they did tow her,
My dear lady with the mark of John Deere.
May 19th, 2011
No poem, just a comment: Friends don’t let friends ride on red tractors. I guess that would go for cooters too!
May 19th, 2011
If you are reading this from my rear,
and you climax is coming near.
Please don’t run like a Deere.
Stay with me here.
Be my dear.
May 19th, 2011
Man, what a website… even got Simon Cowell to come over.
May 19th, 2011
I think that I shall never se… ok, wait… wait… I thought that i would…. aww, fckit
May 19th, 2011
Whoever unleashed all this will be held responsible…….
May 19th, 2011
Do people read any of the posts before posting their own? I get it, it is a Dr. Suess quote.
May 19th, 2011
“Nothing runs like a deere”…..and that deere wishes it could run away from this bad tattoo.
May 19th, 2011
Got a tractor so greene and a man who’s not,
love to ride them both, it gets me so hot.
Their both one in a million both got that charm,
my John Deere tractor, and my man at the farm.
May 19th, 2011
Roses are red,
John Deeres are green,
And I am the trailer park
Thrashin’ machine.
May 19th, 2011
Dear John Deere
I miss having you near
But my addiction to crack
requires funds which I lack
and I can’t smoke the one in my rear
May 19th, 2011
Run John Deere Tractor, Run
————————————-
My John Deere tractor
has always been a factor
in everything I do all day
I just love the Green
Of that farm machine
cause……. it helps the bills get paid!
Whether tilling the soil
or changing the oil
you will always see my smiling face
morning till night
John Deere makes things right
and keeps me out of that City Rat Race
Run tractor run
Run tractor run
Mornin’ till night
John Deere makes things right
Run Tractor Run, Run, Run.
I got John Deere gloves
I got a J.D. cap
got it made don’t have any cares
I go to sleep at Night
feeling oh so right…………….
wearin’ John Deere underwear!
Run tractor run
Run tractor run
Mornin’ till night
John Deere makes things right
Run Tractor Run
There are several more verses.
Yes, I wrote it.
J.A.S.
May 20th, 2011
There had to be a lot of alchohol involved in the decision to get a tractor logo permanently etched on her body.
May 20th, 2011
I came to get beer
Nothing runs like a John Deere
So place your ad here
May 20th, 2011
There once was a woman in Wal-Mart
Had some poetry tattooed as her back-Art.
John Deere logo intact, she took all the flack
from the comments at People Of Wal-Mart.
May 20th, 2011
WTF is with this shit? FIX YOUR UPLOAD COMPRESSION ALGORITHM! I can’t see shit.
May 20th, 2011
Roses are red, ivy is green.
I get my kicks from the washing machine.
Roses are red and loom larged the the ant.
We nested our trailer near the waste treatment plant.
Roses are red then they turn brown.
I once got felt up by a rodeo clown.
Roses are red and smell like perfume.
My uterus resembles the temple of doom.
Rosers arr read and rotten wons stunk.
I rote this here poem welst I wuz drunk.
Roses are red and my Deere is green.
Don’t talk no shit or I’ll has to get mean…
May 20th, 2011
Green is the color of John Deere…
Having a a tattoo of it is queer…
Her parents are sibings I fear…
If she was in my way toward her I would veer…
The world is better with out her it’s clear…
May 20th, 2011
Kricket,
you have a very nice John Deere tat on your back.
Thanks for sharing your quote with us at Wal-mart.
May 20th, 2011
Did anyone notice that her tattoo is misspelled???
The quote is:
We’re all a little weird. Life’s a little weird. When you find someone whose weirdness is compatible with yours, You join in combined weirdness and call it Love.
Her tattoo reads:
We’re all a little weird. Life’s a little weird When you find someone WHO’S weirdness is compatible with yours you join in combined weirdness and call it Love.
Bad paid for misspelled tattoos!!!!
May 20th, 2011
Ode To My Deere
My Grandpa’s lawn you do mow
The Fall Leaves you turn to mulch
Turning the ground for the crop of maters
Or helping our illegal brothers harvest the taters
Where ever I roam you are not far
John Deere is the make of my car
To you Deere John my heart I will owe
But by any other name, a hoe is a hoe
May 20th, 2011
There once was a John named Deere
Who banged a young lass in the rear
While he was there
he found her back bare
so he left this tattoo right here.
May 21st, 2011
I have the same dress as that chick.
I think I’m gonna burn it now.
May 22nd, 2011
John Deere’s are green
Catapillar’s are yellow.
I hope this tattoo gets me a fellow.
May 23rd, 2011
Pappy’s ol’ Bess was settin’ in th’ bog
My eyes bugged out like a stomped on toad frog
I ain’t seen her since th’ last hog tyin’
And I knowed she could be fix up right fine.
A little duct tape and she’s ready for haulin’ beer,
‘Cause my Billy Joe Bob loves see me on a John Deere.
May 24th, 2011
When high, life’s good
Life is hard when you
find yourself inked unflatteringly
by redneck iconoclastic images.
You’ve failed in artistic endeavors
and failed in life
May 24th, 2011
You may think its queer
how I love John Deer
but I got a tat
apond my back
after drinking too much beer!
May 24th, 2011
Not gonna lie some of these made me pee a little.
May 25th, 2011
Now wait a minute!!!! The poor lady probably thought it was her family crest
May 25th, 2011
There once was a girl
whose family was her whole world
her cousin joe she was banging
with her boobs a hanging
9 months later came baby
and she thought just maybe
could it be dad’s
or maybe uncle nad’s
oh well ill take me deere
and leave straight from here
and ride it for life
cause nothing runs like a deere…..
May 26th, 2011
John Deere, to me you are so dear.
With you, I never live in fear.
You make my grass look nice.
But that will not suffice.
I want to ride you all day long.
While wearing a John Deere thong.
If this is something you like,
then John Deere custom paint your bike.
May 26th, 2011
Deere John…
May 27th, 2011
oh my john deere i keep so near,
not to low or close to my rear,
the reason is when the boys come round,
is i dont lay on my back,
i set on my knees so the boys can hitch to my rear
May 27th, 2011
This just in: Britney Spears has a new man in her life! And she got a tattoo to celebrate the occasion.
May 31st, 2011
Weird for John Deere,
Had too much beer,
Exposed my rear,
Bent over that Deere,
Billy Ray says its fate,
Doc says I’m late,
Tat sounded great,
To comsumate.
June 7th, 2011
This stag is actually an SCA symbol for a group that she belongs to (or is from) called the Outlands. Its a history group. Maybe she shouldn’t be made fun of for it. Well, just a little.
June 11th, 2011
I went to high school with a girl that had song lyrics tatooed in GIANT letters across the center of her chest. Do people know tatoos don’t wash off?
June 20th, 2011
Daddy working late one day
Upon his John Deere tractor
And even though it’s true, they say
The beer was not a factor
He rolled across a gopher hole
Got tossed into the shredder
Now I can ride that green machine
So I guess it’s for the better
August 5th, 2011
I bet her boy friend payed for this one… She must think his tractor is sexy, and he he needed something to read while he Humped her fat a$$…
September 28th, 2011
I don’t see what’s so trashy about having a john deere tattoo.If she likes it enough to put it on her body perminitaly then it’s something she loves. hell, I’d do it. we are from the south and like to show to what we love.
December 23rd, 2011
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