Paint It Black



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I like to start my Mondays off right with a woman that could scare my wiener off!

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Paint It Black, 8.4 out of 10 based on 18 ratings

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  1. Rob

    I’m guessing she’s still upset about Macho Man Randy Savage’s death.

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    May 23rd, 2011

  2. MajorTrouble

    Sorry, but that is one ugly woman. I would not want to have to wake up next to her every day.

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  3. April

    Daaang!! Joan Jett has let herself go!!!

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    May 23rd, 2011

  4. What’s wrong with a little bla- OH GOD!!!

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    May 23rd, 2011

  5. Bored@work

    I don’t know what is more disturbing: The hair, tassells, and stretchy pants or that she might be pregnant.

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    May 23rd, 2011

  6. Eric

    At least Joey Belladonna can take some time off from touring with Anthrax to go pick out some nail polish at Wal-Mart.

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  7. rogldr5

    I hope she picks a nice girly nail polish color to go with her outfit.

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  8. JimInCal

    Poor thing looks sad…must not be any black nail polish in that rack. Check the automotive paint aisle.

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    May 23rd, 2011

  9. makksk

    Kudos to the photographer who was brave enough to take her picture! She looks like someone I don’t wanna mess with.

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    May 23rd, 2011

  10. Jon1139

    wow, even Pat Benatar shops at Walmart.

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  11. kris

    Well at least she has good fashion sense, the finge is of course for hiding any unsightly muffin top. I wonder what color nail polish shes going to pick to go with her outfit?

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    May 23rd, 2011

  12. johnnnie

    WELL hell at least My furry purse matches my socks so what color nails should I get today HMMM??? B*$%h does it matter I mean really look at your self in the mirror like the color of your nails is really gonna make a difference

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    May 23rd, 2011

  13. Cgus

    Is this even at a Walmart? Looks like a nail salon to me…. But either way… she’s a keeper! Haha!

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    May 23rd, 2011

  14. Kimberly

    Does anyone else find it somewhat of an oxymoron that she is in a nail salon?

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    May 23rd, 2011

  15. modbodmum

    Only Kat Von D can pull off that shirt. Urg

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    May 23rd, 2011

  16. Wes

    More like “Fat Bottomed Girls” or “Whole Lotta Rosie”

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    May 23rd, 2011

  17. doubleu

    whoa…that is hard core…yikes! Is she looking for some nail polish to lighten herself up some…maybe feminize herself a little???…lol

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  18. Ted

    That’s a woman?

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    May 23rd, 2011

  19. geminijen

    She needs to find the rest of her shirt and sew it back on for Gods sake!

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    May 23rd, 2011

  20. Mimi

    I didn’t know Wal-Mart /had/ a nail salon. =/

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  21. Wraub

    That doesn’t look like Wal Mart. We need to see creatures in their natural habitat.

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  22. Sheana

    Business in the fr….. Let me start that over. Party in the front and horse ass in the back. What I’m trying to say is that her hair is sexy.

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  23. N

    I’d like to submit this as evidence A on why Hot Topic should not make a plus size line.

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  24. Aly

    Does she have a house arrest ankle bracelet on? Lol!

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  25. Kevin

    She looks mad. Those little Korean ladies better be careful when painting her nails…

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  26. RAYKILL

    Someone should submit this to Girls in Yoga Pants. A sure winner here.

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  27. Big Daddy

    I’d bang her so effin hard No Problem!!!!

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    May 23rd, 2011

  28. tkdmom35

    That’s a girl that could make a guy’s weiner shoot back up into his butt crack…now you know you are ugly if a guy is pooping out his own weiner.

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  29. d

    um, since when does walmart have carpet?

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  30. Mr.Dastardly

    Im sure Keith Richards is rolling over in his grave. Im pretty sure this isnt what the song was about :)

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  31. Janice

    She was TRYING to hold on to her youth, but I think it slipped out of her hands!

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  32. Buddy Pupalowski

    Took a lot of welfare dollar$ to build a gut that big!

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  33. Danielle

    Really are you people that sheltered… not to realize that half the WalMarts in the country have nail salons in them… hence the carpet and “that doesn’t look like WalMart”

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  34. Lost Soul

    ROFLMAO at the caption!

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  35. K-Dog

    Mom?!

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    May 23rd, 2011

  36. Elaine

    For the love of God! I don’t think anything in that salon could fix that outfit!

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  37. johnboy

    Even I wouldn’t tap that. And I have extremely low standards.

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  38. Bobert

    I feel kind of sorry for her. Obviously she thinks it’s still 1987 and she’s been wearing the same clothes since then.

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  39. wille t

    ROCK ON lady,,,,,no i mean ,rock on your damn head, hopefully it `ll knock some sence into you,and learn to ty your own damn shoes

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  40. Basta

    Walmart uses OPI Polish?

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  41. Jen

    The winner from the first season of “Rock of Love.”

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  42. concerned

    That is scary, why dress like that?

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  43. Jon1139

    @ JEN LFMAO Nice!!

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  44. Tia

    I’m not going to say a word. Anyone brave enough to wear that shirt in 2011 could probably kick my ass.

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  45. JOHN

    Scare your weiner off? I think she’d RIP it off…and then prbably eat it….with relish.

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  46. fishbreath

    After a couple 40′s, she’d be more fun than a barrel of monkeys……

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  47. rufus

    Isn’t she lovely. . .

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  48. LuvBigGirlz

    Thats Roseanne Barr in her bike attire !! She will be choosing the red, white, and blue, polish, because she will be singing the national anthem again soon.

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  49. JK

    I truly believe that there should be an application you have to fill out to wear some of these clothes…not that this is an outfit any one I know would wear…but seriously….I’m just saying!!!

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  50. Former Whitesnake roadie.

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  51. Falconv6

    Sorry lady (I use that term loosely) having your nails will NOT make you beautiful.

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  52. gary g

    looks like roseann barr really got nastier

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  53. JIMMY

    She would ruin the nails after she rebuilt the next engine anyway.Maybe she’s waiting for her girlfriend to get done.She should go out in the parking lot and rev up her Harley.

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  54. Spanky McStupid

    Holy crap! I wouldn’t do her with YOUR wiener!

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  55. Fly on the wall

    Paint it black? Please paint my eyeballs black!

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    May 24th, 2011

  56. Josh

    A woman that could scare my weiner off? Hahahahaha!! I love it!

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    May 24th, 2011

  57. Candi

    “I see my toe nails and I want to paint them black!”(singing)

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  58. Beth

    holy shit……….

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  59. energizer

    Scooter trash.

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  60. jm

    Meet Elvira’s less attractive sister, Spare-tire-a.

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  61. Lola

    I didn’t realize Blackie Lawless was “transitioning”….

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  62. Black Beauty

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    May 24th, 2011

  63. notalenthack

    How would you like to return something to a store for a refund and see that standing behind the counter… ?

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  64. Blrgrl

    Anybody else notice that ISN’T at a walmart, that’s a nail salon

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  65. brandi_22_us

    I think i seen her before

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    May 26th, 2011

  66. whateversclever

    I think some people need to feel some sort of embarrassment. I am all for loving yourself and being able to express yourself but lady. This isn’t expression. It’s lazy. And quite frightening to little children.

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  67. crystal

    It’s got some Roseanne similarity.. On drugs..

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  68. Harry Beanbag

    OZZY???

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    May 28th, 2011

  69. Ah, another Republican voter !

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    May 29th, 2011

  70. Tiffany

    Hey guys, I know this lady. i worked with her about 7 years ago in IL. She lost her son in a tragic accident and has never really gotten over it. This is who she is, and she’s a really sweet person. Please remove this picture, I beg you. :(

    She appears angry, but it is really sadness….I promise.

    Tiffany

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  71. Chelle

    i want to know why you are in a nail salon bro

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    May 30th, 2011

  72. Julia

    @ Tiffany,

    Sweetheart, I’m sorry she lost her child. :O(
    I love this website but I agree with Tiffany, could you cut this woman a little slack?
    If you see her Tiffany, please convey to her my condolences for the loss of her child.

    Julia

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    June 1st, 2011

  73. sally

    ok for real she needs some sort of professional help i hope she gets it…maybe shes been huffing the nail polish…the world may never know

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  74. buck aka kevin

    can i get her phone number

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    June 12th, 2011

  75. wth

    Those frills really accentuate her softer side.

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    June 12th, 2011

  76. Hms

    It is at a Walmart. In the nail salon. I was there when this was taken

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    July 13th, 2012

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