May 23rd, 2011
Paint It Black
I like to start my Mondays off right with a woman that could scare my wiener off!
Illinois
Paint It Black,
I like to start my Mondays off right with a woman that could scare my wiener off!
Illinois
Paint It Black,
76 Comments, Comment or Ping
I’m guessing she’s still upset about Macho Man Randy Savage’s death.
May 23rd, 2011
Sorry, but that is one ugly woman. I would not want to have to wake up next to her every day.
May 23rd, 2011
Daaang!! Joan Jett has let herself go!!!
May 23rd, 2011
What’s wrong with a little bla- OH GOD!!!
May 23rd, 2011
I don’t know what is more disturbing: The hair, tassells, and stretchy pants or that she might be pregnant.
May 23rd, 2011
At least Joey Belladonna can take some time off from touring with Anthrax to go pick out some nail polish at Wal-Mart.
May 23rd, 2011
I hope she picks a nice girly nail polish color to go with her outfit.
May 23rd, 2011
Poor thing looks sad…must not be any black nail polish in that rack. Check the automotive paint aisle.
May 23rd, 2011
Kudos to the photographer who was brave enough to take her picture! She looks like someone I don’t wanna mess with.
May 23rd, 2011
wow, even Pat Benatar shops at Walmart.
May 23rd, 2011
Well at least she has good fashion sense, the finge is of course for hiding any unsightly muffin top. I wonder what color nail polish shes going to pick to go with her outfit?
May 23rd, 2011
WELL hell at least My furry purse matches my socks so what color nails should I get today HMMM??? B*$%h does it matter I mean really look at your self in the mirror like the color of your nails is really gonna make a difference
May 23rd, 2011
Is this even at a Walmart? Looks like a nail salon to me…. But either way… she’s a keeper! Haha!
May 23rd, 2011
Does anyone else find it somewhat of an oxymoron that she is in a nail salon?
May 23rd, 2011
Only Kat Von D can pull off that shirt. Urg
May 23rd, 2011
More like “Fat Bottomed Girls” or “Whole Lotta Rosie”
May 23rd, 2011
whoa…that is hard core…yikes! Is she looking for some nail polish to lighten herself up some…maybe feminize herself a little???…lol
May 23rd, 2011
That’s a woman?
May 23rd, 2011
She needs to find the rest of her shirt and sew it back on for Gods sake!
May 23rd, 2011
I didn’t know Wal-Mart /had/ a nail salon. =/
May 23rd, 2011
That doesn’t look like Wal Mart. We need to see creatures in their natural habitat.
May 23rd, 2011
Business in the fr….. Let me start that over. Party in the front and horse ass in the back. What I’m trying to say is that her hair is sexy.
May 23rd, 2011
I’d like to submit this as evidence A on why Hot Topic should not make a plus size line.
May 23rd, 2011
Does she have a house arrest ankle bracelet on? Lol!
May 23rd, 2011
She looks mad. Those little Korean ladies better be careful when painting her nails…
May 23rd, 2011
Someone should submit this to Girls in Yoga Pants. A sure winner here.
May 23rd, 2011
I’d bang her so effin hard No Problem!!!!
May 23rd, 2011
That’s a girl that could make a guy’s weiner shoot back up into his butt crack…now you know you are ugly if a guy is pooping out his own weiner.
May 23rd, 2011
um, since when does walmart have carpet?
May 23rd, 2011
Im sure Keith Richards is rolling over in his grave. Im pretty sure this isnt what the song was about
May 23rd, 2011
She was TRYING to hold on to her youth, but I think it slipped out of her hands!
May 23rd, 2011
Took a lot of welfare dollar$ to build a gut that big!
May 23rd, 2011
Really are you people that sheltered… not to realize that half the WalMarts in the country have nail salons in them… hence the carpet and “that doesn’t look like WalMart”
May 23rd, 2011
ROFLMAO at the caption!
May 23rd, 2011
Mom?!
May 23rd, 2011
For the love of God! I don’t think anything in that salon could fix that outfit!
May 23rd, 2011
Even I wouldn’t tap that. And I have extremely low standards.
May 23rd, 2011
I feel kind of sorry for her. Obviously she thinks it’s still 1987 and she’s been wearing the same clothes since then.
May 23rd, 2011
ROCK ON lady,,,,,no i mean ,rock on your damn head, hopefully it `ll knock some sence into you,and learn to ty your own damn shoes
May 23rd, 2011
Walmart uses OPI Polish?
May 23rd, 2011
The winner from the first season of “Rock of Love.”
May 23rd, 2011
That is scary, why dress like that?
May 23rd, 2011
@ JEN LFMAO Nice!!
May 23rd, 2011
I’m not going to say a word. Anyone brave enough to wear that shirt in 2011 could probably kick my ass.
May 23rd, 2011
Scare your weiner off? I think she’d RIP it off…and then prbably eat it….with relish.
May 23rd, 2011
After a couple 40′s, she’d be more fun than a barrel of monkeys……
May 23rd, 2011
Isn’t she lovely. . .
May 23rd, 2011
Thats Roseanne Barr in her bike attire !! She will be choosing the red, white, and blue, polish, because she will be singing the national anthem again soon.
May 23rd, 2011
I truly believe that there should be an application you have to fill out to wear some of these clothes…not that this is an outfit any one I know would wear…but seriously….I’m just saying!!!
May 23rd, 2011
Former Whitesnake roadie.
May 23rd, 2011
Sorry lady (I use that term loosely) having your nails will NOT make you beautiful.
May 23rd, 2011
looks like roseann barr really got nastier
May 23rd, 2011
She would ruin the nails after she rebuilt the next engine anyway.Maybe she’s waiting for her girlfriend to get done.She should go out in the parking lot and rev up her Harley.
May 23rd, 2011
Holy crap! I wouldn’t do her with YOUR wiener!
May 23rd, 2011
Paint it black? Please paint my eyeballs black!
May 24th, 2011
A woman that could scare my weiner off? Hahahahaha!! I love it!
May 24th, 2011
“I see my toe nails and I want to paint them black!”(singing)
May 24th, 2011
holy shit……….
May 24th, 2011
Scooter trash.
May 24th, 2011
Meet Elvira’s less attractive sister, Spare-tire-a.
May 24th, 2011
I didn’t realize Blackie Lawless was “transitioning”….
May 24th, 2011
Black Beauty
May 24th, 2011
How would you like to return something to a store for a refund and see that standing behind the counter… ?
May 25th, 2011
Anybody else notice that ISN’T at a walmart, that’s a nail salon
May 26th, 2011
I think i seen her before
May 26th, 2011
I think some people need to feel some sort of embarrassment. I am all for loving yourself and being able to express yourself but lady. This isn’t expression. It’s lazy. And quite frightening to little children.
May 26th, 2011
It’s got some Roseanne similarity.. On drugs..
May 26th, 2011
OZZY???
May 28th, 2011
Ah, another Republican voter !
May 29th, 2011
Hey guys, I know this lady. i worked with her about 7 years ago in IL. She lost her son in a tragic accident and has never really gotten over it. This is who she is, and she’s a really sweet person. Please remove this picture, I beg you.
She appears angry, but it is really sadness….I promise.
Tiffany
May 30th, 2011
i want to know why you are in a nail salon bro
May 30th, 2011
@ Tiffany,
Sweetheart, I’m sorry she lost her child. :O(
I love this website but I agree with Tiffany, could you cut this woman a little slack?
If you see her Tiffany, please convey to her my condolences for the loss of her child.
Julia
June 1st, 2011
ok for real she needs some sort of professional help i hope she gets it…maybe shes been huffing the nail polish…the world may never know
June 8th, 2011
can i get her phone number
June 12th, 2011
Those frills really accentuate her softer side.
June 12th, 2011
It is at a Walmart. In the nail salon. I was there when this was taken
July 13th, 2012
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