I like to start my Mondays off right with a woman that could scare my wiener off!
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I’m guessing she’s still upset about Macho Man Randy Savage’s death.
May 23rd, 2011
Sorry, but that is one ugly woman. I would not want to have to wake up next to her every day.
Daaang!! Joan Jett has let herself go!!!
Paint It Black Indeed.
What’s wrong with a little bla- OH GOD!!!
I don’t know what is more disturbing: The hair, tassells, and stretchy pants or that she might be pregnant.
At least Joey Belladonna can take some time off from touring with Anthrax to go pick out some nail polish at Wal-Mart.
I hope she picks a nice girly nail polish color to go with her outfit.
Poor thing looks sad…must not be any black nail polish in that rack. Check the automotive paint aisle.
Kudos to the photographer who was brave enough to take her picture! She looks like someone I don’t wanna mess with.
wow, even Pat Benatar shops at Walmart.
Well at least she has good fashion sense, the finge is of course for hiding any unsightly muffin top. I wonder what color nail polish shes going to pick to go with her outfit?
WELL hell at least My furry purse matches my socks so what color nails should I get today HMMM??? B*$%h does it matter I mean really look at your self in the mirror like the color of your nails is really gonna make a difference
Is this even at a Walmart? Looks like a nail salon to me…. But either way… she’s a keeper! Haha!
Does anyone else find it somewhat of an oxymoron that she is in a nail salon?
Only Kat Von D can pull off that shirt. Urg
More like “Fat Bottomed Girls” or “Whole Lotta Rosie”
whoa…that is hard core…yikes! Is she looking for some nail polish to lighten herself up some…maybe feminize herself a little???…lol
That’s a woman?
She needs to find the rest of her shirt and sew it back on for Gods sake!
I didn’t know Wal-Mart /had/ a nail salon. =/
That doesn’t look like Wal Mart. We need to see creatures in their natural habitat.
Business in the fr….. Let me start that over. Party in the front and horse ass in the back. What I’m trying to say is that her hair is sexy.
I’d like to submit this as evidence A on why Hot Topic should not make a plus size line.
Does she have a house arrest ankle bracelet on? Lol!
She looks mad. Those little Korean ladies better be careful when painting her nails…
Someone should submit this to Girls in Yoga Pants. A sure winner here.
I’d bang her so effin hard No Problem!!!!
That’s a girl that could make a guy’s weiner shoot back up into his butt crack…now you know you are ugly if a guy is pooping out his own weiner.
um, since when does walmart have carpet?
Im sure Keith Richards is rolling over in his grave. Im pretty sure this isnt what the song was about
She was TRYING to hold on to her youth, but I think it slipped out of her hands!
Took a lot of welfare dollar$ to build a gut that big!
Really are you people that sheltered… not to realize that half the WalMarts in the country have nail salons in them… hence the carpet and “that doesn’t look like WalMart”
ROFLMAO at the caption!
For the love of God! I don’t think anything in that salon could fix that outfit!
Even I wouldn’t tap that. And I have extremely low standards.
I feel kind of sorry for her. Obviously she thinks it’s still 1987 and she’s been wearing the same clothes since then.
ROCK ON lady,,,,,no i mean ,rock on your damn head, hopefully it `ll knock some sence into you,and learn to ty your own damn shoes
Walmart uses OPI Polish?
The winner from the first season of “Rock of Love.”
That is scary, why dress like that?
@ JEN LFMAO Nice!!
I’m not going to say a word. Anyone brave enough to wear that shirt in 2011 could probably kick my ass.
Scare your weiner off? I think she’d RIP it off…and then prbably eat it….with relish.
After a couple 40′s, she’d be more fun than a barrel of monkeys……
Isn’t she lovely. . .
Thats Roseanne Barr in her bike attire !! She will be choosing the red, white, and blue, polish, because she will be singing the national anthem again soon.
I truly believe that there should be an application you have to fill out to wear some of these clothes…not that this is an outfit any one I know would wear…but seriously….I’m just saying!!!
Former Whitesnake roadie.
Sorry lady (I use that term loosely) having your nails will NOT make you beautiful.
looks like roseann barr really got nastier
She would ruin the nails after she rebuilt the next engine anyway.Maybe she’s waiting for her girlfriend to get done.She should go out in the parking lot and rev up her Harley.
Holy crap! I wouldn’t do her with YOUR wiener!
Fly on the wall
Paint it black? Please paint my eyeballs black!
May 24th, 2011
A woman that could scare my weiner off? Hahahahaha!! I love it!
“I see my toe nails and I want to paint them black!”(singing)
Meet Elvira’s less attractive sister, Spare-tire-a.
I didn’t realize Blackie Lawless was “transitioning”….
How would you like to return something to a store for a refund and see that standing behind the counter… ?
May 25th, 2011
Anybody else notice that ISN’T at a walmart, that’s a nail salon
May 26th, 2011
I think i seen her before
I think some people need to feel some sort of embarrassment. I am all for loving yourself and being able to express yourself but lady. This isn’t expression. It’s lazy. And quite frightening to little children.
It’s got some Roseanne similarity.. On drugs..
May 28th, 2011
Ah, another Republican voter !
May 29th, 2011
Hey guys, I know this lady. i worked with her about 7 years ago in IL. She lost her son in a tragic accident and has never really gotten over it. This is who she is, and she’s a really sweet person. Please remove this picture, I beg you.
She appears angry, but it is really sadness….I promise.
May 30th, 2011
i want to know why you are in a nail salon bro
Sweetheart, I’m sorry she lost her child. :O(
I love this website but I agree with Tiffany, could you cut this woman a little slack?
If you see her Tiffany, please convey to her my condolences for the loss of her child.
June 1st, 2011
ok for real she needs some sort of professional help i hope she gets it…maybe shes been huffing the nail polish…the world may never know
June 8th, 2011
buck aka kevin
can i get her phone number
June 12th, 2011
Those frills really accentuate her softer side.
It is at a Walmart. In the nail salon. I was there when this was taken
July 13th, 2012