I personally have never forgotten to put a shirt on before I went to Walmart to pick out a home phone or anything for that matter, but then again I’m weird.
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If you’re going to pick your nose, at least put a shirt on first!
May 25th, 2011
At least she has her Fit Flops on. I bet she has a strong core.
How in the world do you make it past the greeter dressed (undressed) like that?
haha reminds me of that Seinfeld episode!
Lets see if I get the 9Mhz with two handsets me and Bubba Earl can both talk to the psychic hotline at the same time, but reception isnt worth shit in the trailer.
The new model for “wonderbull” bras.
Dang it dad, I told you not to let mom out of the house.
Clearly she is just stopping in at Walmart for a few things after a hardcore cross training session at Bob’s Big Boy…
Wow. So I guess that dream in which you are naked in public really happens to some people.
Is the belt really necessary? Where the F do ppl get their confidence from???
Sadly that looks like my neighbor….
She hasn’t seen her own dick in years…
You need more than fit flops! How about taking your beach ball over to womens and seeing about a shirt? You don’t have to buy it, you can borrow it and leave it at the door on your way out…
Stay classy, America, stay classy
Now I think that I’ve seen it all. She’s got to be mental…
At least sh
thats just sick
it’s kinda sad, SOMEONE told her she looked sexy *shudders*
I Don’t think those shape up sandals are working for her!
Bob – my *greeter* could make it on POWM. I really should have just blatantly took a pic that day. Curse me and my sense of… I don’t know what.
seriously? don’t people walk past any mirrors or see their reflections anymore?
be very glad she decided to wear that belt, or we would be seeing so much more
She must have spent all her money on the fit flops and couldn’t afford a shirt. Sad really….
WTF Just when you thought you have seen it all, unlike in earlier pic of women with underwear and highheels and comments as to if it really was underwear this DEFINETLY is just a bra. To bad she is not built like underwear girl!!!!
Staged!!! It has to be – there is no other reasonable explanation for this!!! It’s wrong, soooooo wrong!!!!
If you mix this lady with the one right before this.. you would have a fully clothed walcreature.
She must be wearing the wrong glasses since clearly she should be broswing the poncho section in sporting goods to cover her “lady HUMP”.
Rodney Carrington is psychic or there are more woman than this one that walk around with their boobs out…….. “Mama’s Got Her Boobs Out” Rodney Carrington
She needs a gutsserie more than the braserrie.
Just happened to be standing by the “play with friends” sign. This must be a BEFORE playing with friends shot?
Hey Lady (if I can call you that) you need to look for a shirt to cover your bra before you be buying anything else!!!! ewww nasty- too bad I had already eaten my breakfast when I saw this- cause it didnt want to stay down!!!
It’s not a flattering picture-but soo what-what if it was a bikini top? it would be the same thing-everyone freaks out because it’s a BRA soo what.
Thankfully she took a minute to put the bra on before she ran out to do her shopping!
Too bad the location of this photo is unknown…so that I know where to NEVER go to.
And to top it off… I think she’s picking her nose! Double eww.
How in the world did she get in the store?? Must be lazy horny Greeters
Suzie Q. Wacvet
This site is beginning to make me think that there are people, or groups of people, who go shopping at Walmart dressed like this, or UNdressed like this, just to see what they can get away with.
I, too, want to know how you get past the greeter like this. Blind greeters?
How can anyone think this is appropriate attire for going out in public? They may allow you to dress this way in your trailer park but anything outside of there, put a friggin shirt on!
Im fat, but at least I cover my blubber. Disgusting pigosaurus.
Looks like the can of biscuits I just popped open.
This will be Britney in about 20 years.
Awww..c’mon folks! Giv’er a li’l credit. Her shirts a couple of aisles over in one of the driers. Clearly she spilled a li’l Big Gulp on her and just needed to “Fluff and Freshen” it back up!
that captions is just soooo perfect…. i couldnt say it any better…
Sir, we’re going to have to ask you to leave. OH SHIT! Sorry
I now offically have a boner
Walmart Shirt Aisle
Holy crap! I can’t believe you picked that out! I had to look them up to be sure, but you are right! That is most certainly a topless oompa loompa wearing fit flops. That is Awesome!
no no no no no no noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! This is the only thing my brain can think right now! NO! N – O spells NO!
Yet another reason why Walmart Greeters should be armed with tasers. She would be taken out before she ever got through the automatic sliding door.
M De Vido
Ur a “big girl”—get some self pride,and please cover up!!
A brasserie is a cafe, not a bra…
The $30 off sign does not mean that your clothes should be 30% off also.
but yet, it could be worse. If her jeans were riding low, you wouldnt see the belt, as there would be a massive case of FUPA
I’m starting to think this site is a fake. I just can’t believe someone would go to a store in their bra. This stuff must be scripted.
Sadly enough, I think this is my sister. Oh My
needs a bra for that gut
Belly up to the bargains!
when i first looked at this picture i didnt realize she didnt have a shirt on. damn stomache is the same color as the bra. somebody needs some sun.
A fat chick who looks like she is missing teeth and is a victim of forced incestuous sex standing in Walmart in nothing but a bra and jorts. Is there any chance that this picture wasn’t taken in gainesville. I guess she couldn’t decide between the wife beater and the stay cool tee. Thanks teebus. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!?!?
So they do redneck d
Rebecca black in 20 years… which one should I take???
Oh HELL no! Whatever happened to ‘no shirt, no service?’. Lets send a couple of these shirtless, pantless, boob-showing, ass-bearing pics to Walmart Corporation site and ask…HOW THE HELL DO THESE PEOPLE GET PAST THE FRONT DOOR!”
I’ll be they never answer the question!
Fake or not, all I can say is that my dick is raw from rubbing one out over and over to this pic.
They may want to think about putting a warning label on those fit flops. WARNING: This product may cause overwhelming confidence. Please consult your mirror, or better yet your friends mirror before leaving the house without your clothes on…
damn your fat
Now I understand the 7-11 slogan, ‘I got hot!’
Dang… now what did I come in here for.
Where was the door greeter? Aren’t shirt and shoes required. I know they don’t tell you have to wear pants, but come on!!! They do say you must wear a shirt.
Pass the eye bleach please
What?! She didn’t have a pair of leggings to wear so she could gross us out even more??
Where are the store managers?! Why aren’t they kicking these freaks the f*ck OUT OF THE STORE?
Where are all the “I’d hit it” guys? Sean B? No?
The Walmart execs prolly check the site daily for a good laugh.
My grandfather wants his shorts back lady
It’s the Gatsby Swing Top!
Correct me if I’m wrong… don’t the pants AND belt look like she took them off BillyBob to run into the sto right quick..maybe she doesn’t OWN clothes for herself..obviously the shirt BillyBob was wearing he wasn’t wiling to give up. There might be a nekkid bottom half BillyBob wandering around another part of the store ACK!
hmm..this is not women’s wear.
PUT A SHIRT ON!
YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!
Ok, no one goes to the store dressed like this, this was staged. There are enough trashy people in Walmart we don’t need staged pictures…gezzzzz
Not that this couldn’t be staged, but seriously? “Okay, honey, we’ll go to Walmart, you’ll take off your shirt and pick at your nose and I’ll take your picture for POWM. Make sure your stomach is sticking out as far as possible now.” Really? That desperate for 10 seconds of fame?
So many options but a shirt ain’t one….lol
@Zelda & Karen: I’m with you. How do these people get past the greeters with their personals all hanging out?
Is that Sue Ellen Mischke the Oh Henry Heiress 15 years later?
Elaines Lex Luthor
She’s the heiress to the O’Henry! candy bar fortune.
I don’t know what the big deal is. She tucked in her girth. She knows how to dress
She seems to be looking at cordless home phones. She probably went without a shirt hoping they would have display models so she could see which phone fit best in her clevage.
I’ll bet it wasn’t a biblical calculation but rather looking at this site for a few days was what made those idiots think the world was coming to an end last weekend.
I’ve never seen a broken Wonder Bra(r).
I’m too sexy for my shirt!!!!! NOT.
Son of Sam's Club
Okay, maybe if she were marooned on a desserted island, but definitely in any civilized country, or outside a trailer park zone.
2. This is clearly at Sam’s, not Walmart.
3. LOL@wearing a belt (which few bother to do) but not a shirt.
Probably a dyke- by the looks of the shorts and belt. She probably put the bra on as to not “offend” anyone. At least she’s not blowing a snot rocket!
She’s too sexy for her shirt, too sexy for her shirt…….;NOT
She’s too sexy for her shirt, too sexy for her shirt…..NOT!
I get the feeling that uncle wally is hiring the visually impaired as greeters.
THATS WAHT I CALL A REAL DISGUSTING PIG
What happen to not allowing people into a store without a shirt on? Oh thats right we’re talking about Walmart here.
either she’s not mental or she hasn’t been affected by today’s fashion dependency
Seriously, you people are seriously asking how some of these people are getting past the greeters? Have you seen the old, fat, slightly retarded greeters every walmart has?
“I’d give the shirt off my back for that camera.”
I simply can’t believe this is real. It has to be staged somehow, like a random act of “take your shirt off and I’ll snap a picture then we run like hell out of here!”
There can’t be any way she got past the front door greeters, past the employees, past the cashiers and stockers, past even the customers who could complain, WITHOUT ANYONE STOPPING HER!!!!
redneck bikini, bra and shorts
OMG!!!! Really LMAO
Looks like an ex’s mom…. Probably trying to score with the 18 yr old working in that department.
Which phone will be most comfortable for my latest phone sex operator job? And would it be tacky to stick a business card in each of these boxes?
Wow the woman from the ‘braless wonder’ episode of seinfeld has really let herself go.
Wow that woman the ‘braless wonder’ episode of seinfeld has really let herself go.
You know…I’m a plus size person. I TRY TO COVER IT UP…not flaunt it!!
May 26th, 2011
How… How… One, how the heck do you forget a shirt? If anything pants are easier to forget than a frickin’ shirt. Two, how in the hell did she get past the greeter, or anyone for that matter, in my Walmart electronics are in the back! That’s like the entire store you pass by the time you get there.
Children are now forever scared. ‘Mom why does that pregnant man have boobies?’
Wow ive never forgotten to put on a shirt before… Then again a thin girl in a bra and shorts would not have gotten as much negative attention.
Let me get this right… she took the time to put on a belt but didn’t feel a shirt was necessary?
May 27th, 2011
Maybe she has a see threw shirt on….haha…..lol
ok maybe it was Topless at Walmart at Mid night.. or maybe she was just sleep walking…and thought she was in the fridg..
I wonder where she’ll put the booger?
May 28th, 2011
Put on a shirt you fat hog!
Personally, I think bikinis are indecent exposure, so I won;t be a hypocrite for blaming this like those of you who dare go to the beach.
May 29th, 2011
Walmart attracts such a unique clientel.
Can’t believe what I’m missing by never crossing the threshold of one.
MAW MAW PUT ON A SHIRT AND QUIT PICKING YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!
May 31st, 2011
WTF!!! How did the wildebeast excape from the zoo, people like this white trash slob just make me sick.
she knows she wrong just trashy
June 1st, 2011
This is in Lutz, Fl, I have a picture of this exact lady in publix wearing the same exact thing
“First, I pretend like I’m in deep thought deciding on which one to buy while I pick a big, gooey booger out. Then, when no one’s looking, I’ll slip it in my mouth. Here we go…oh that’s a good one, yum. Hehe no one saw that!”
When you make a very large purchase like a phone you need to be free of all constraints, shirts included. Now get the Panasonic!
June 2nd, 2011
Ted, she’ll put the booger where she puts everything else–in her mouth!
June 3rd, 2011
Shopping with the emperor again = invisible shirt.
June 4th, 2011
Thank God they still make regular rise in those made in China shorts.
June 5th, 2011
Let’s see … I forgot my list, I forgot my phone … and I feel like I forgot something else …. maybe I can use one of THESE phones to call bubba and what I was supposed ta buy!
June 6th, 2011
I guess those shape up shoes haven’t kicked in yet.
June 8th, 2011
When you let a song by Right Said Fred dictate how you dress, you need to put down the Natty Ice and take a look in a mirror…no you are NOT too sexy for the shirt!!
June 9th, 2011
I would hate to have a manly body and a beer belly like that. gross.
June 10th, 2011
June 11th, 2011
that is no sports bra that is a full on regular bra!!
Yeah, the home phone ain’t the only thing she’s picking out!
June 30th, 2011
she broke her phone she uses for her home based sex company, Im guessing she was in mid-call when the malfunction occurred…..
July 18th, 2011
I think she works at Walmart and works the night shift. Think about it, why aren’t the TV’s on? She came out looking like this so a co-worker could snap the photo and pretend to be shopping without a blouse. Don’t fall for it. We are not guillible.
September 15th, 2011
guys, cut the woman some slack! she ate a blow up beach ball on a dare and now none of her shrits fit!
October 9th, 2011
October 11th, 2011
I wanna ask, are all these pictures real or a fake? Nobody canť be that stupid.
Send these picturec to some university, students of psychiatrie can make a doctor on them.
Btw, god thanks we don´t have wallmarts (I´m naive and hoping it doesn´t happend anywhere else)
November 3rd, 2011