When the moon hits your eye from a big creepy guy that’s amore a-nasty.
46 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
I hope there’s a belt in that cart.
May 27th, 2011
Sir Hates Alot
Thank God he’s not wearing a G-String.
Hey, if I was married to this plumber I could afford to be sitting under a palm tree with a margarita instead of at work and screwing around on here.
But I would miss you all.
(I especially like the dripping wet part)
Price check on the burnt buns!
why when someone is standing up is a shirt unable to cover the pants? Is his stomach that big that the shirt hikes up on the backside?
This might be the other end of sunburnt Bubba a few pics back
Oh Sheesh !!!!
WHY ……PLEASE TELL ME…..ALL OF THESE FAT ASS PEOPLE THAT WE HAVE TO SEE THEIR ASS CRACKS KNOW ENOUGH TO EITHER PULL UP THEIR PANTS OR COVER THEM WITH A SIRT ???
I KNOW SOME OF THEM PLEASURE THEMSELVES SHOWING IT OFF.
IF IT’S A THIN GUY OR GIRL, IT’S ALMOST…..NOW I SAID ALMOST EXCEPTABLE BUT THESE FAT SLOBS MAKE ME PUWWWK !!!!
Damn, wonder if he keeps his wallet in there? That would give a entirely new definition to “fanny pack.”
got a few plumbing skills of my own i’d love to share with you…
I got a birds-eye view of the Grand Canyon…
Attention Walmart Shoppers
Fat Bastard, please meet your party at checkout lane 7
Son of Sam's Club
Goes to show, you can’t retrain an old dog old tricks
Maybe this was what the throw down was over a couple of posts back.
He needs to go back to hardware and get some crack spackle
got a few plumbing skills of my own i’d like to share with you…
Cover it up big boy, no one wants to see your ass.
Uranus is nearing the black hole
I know that guy, he either fixed the leak under my sink or installed my cable. I can’t remember which right now
They need a new website: nasty commando.com
I’ve said before and i’ll say it again. My Kingdom for pee shooter.
Nope – not a belt in that cart either.
May 28th, 2011
sometimes you wish you can walk around wally with a can of whip cream, and when you see something like this,,just walk up to them and squirt some of that shit right in that crack to teach them a lesson,,,,but remember to run
time to ‘accidentally’ spill my waterbottle
“Yes, sir, I’m at Wal-Mart, and this guy’s got crack.”
“Do you mean he’s selling crack?”
“No, I mean he’s showing crack.”
“Showing crack? Do you mean he’s displaying it for distribution?”
“No, I think it’s distributed it enough.”
“We’ll send a police officer to investigate the situation.”
“Thanks, you also might want to tell him to bring some butt spackle, a belt, a lamp and a feather.”
“Because if the first two don’t work, we may as well have some fun with the last two.”
Pass the eye bleach please
Is he smuggling a couple of hams?
That’s a plumber’s business card.
Good Lord, doesn’t he feel the breeze? I mean he has to know his ass is showing since he’s obviously not wearing underwear.
Are we talking pipe here??
something smells in here!
May 29th, 2011
i don’t think i’ll be the one who tells him he looks like a fool
… Cast from “Red Hot” molten steel.
It is obvious the war on Crack is a losing effort…
Aha. Expected nothing less. How scary are the dimensions??
wolframalpha.com running the numbers since christmas… still waiting.
“Hurry it up ASSWIPE!”
OK, made me look. And laugh.
Crack is WACK!
May 30th, 2011
No thanks I just got rid of my junk…NOW COVER UP BEFORE U GET BUSTED!!
May 31st, 2011
When that stank of gas just came from his ass dats amore
June 3rd, 2011
June 5th, 2011
CRaCk iS wAcK
June 7th, 2011
I wish I knew where this pic was taken. There is no state listed. I honestly think that is my soon to be ex husband. I am dying to know.
June 8th, 2011
where is this from????
June 15th, 2011
hmmm. what we got here is…….uh……i think we need a basketball to see if micheal jordan will pop out and my dreams would come true
June 21st, 2011