September 30th, 2009
TIGHTER!!!
I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is tight and snug….come to think of it, this guy kind of looks like a big condom but I don’t have the balls to tell him that.
Georgia
I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is tight and snug….come to think of it, this guy kind of looks like a big condom but I don’t have the balls to tell him that.
Georgia
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I’m pretty sure that’s a condom on his head!
September 30th, 2009
OMG!!!
September 30th, 2009
I think that’s a condom on his head…
September 30th, 2009
oh man! those more two words, and i looked away for a little bit.
September 30th, 2009
That’s just gross! Your in public! Nobody wants to see that.
September 30th, 2009
OMG! WHY?! I mean, at least he looks a little toned, it doesn’t help that he looks like a sausage, but it lessens the grossness, no? No, probably not.
September 30th, 2009
He looks like a packed sausage. WOW.
September 30th, 2009
How long did it take him to squeeze into that?
September 30th, 2009
He’s actually a superhero………..Walmart Man !!! He’s shopping for a shower curtain to finish the outfit !
September 30th, 2009
Everything is packed tight. he’s either got a thong or a jockstrap under that sausage casing.
September 30th, 2009
It could be worse, there could have been both front and rear angle photos.
September 30th, 2009
He’s tall enough to see over the shelves to the next aisle to see who’s snickering at him
September 30th, 2009
dude is he for real?
September 30th, 2009
question of the day!… sheep skin or latex?
September 30th, 2009
Do you think he’s in the soap isle to find some lubby soap so he can wear this outfit again tomorrow?
September 30th, 2009
He’s actually a Community Theatre member……….he’s taking a break from the grueling rehearsals for – Shaft, The Ballet……
September 30th, 2009
I wonder what it looks like from the front?
September 30th, 2009
Is that what they mean when Brotha’s, Rice Boys and White Boy Wannbees say “Yo, that shit is tight!”
September 30th, 2009
From the waist down he is actually white and got a bad sunburn.
September 30th, 2009
Richard Simmons called for his outfit back……
September 30th, 2009
“Honey, I think my ass looks big, but if I could borrow your pink leotard no one will notice. Oh, and I need to run to Wal-Mart for some body wash too”
September 30th, 2009
Can you imagine the view from the front ? GOOD LORD……..”Bobby, it’s time to tell you about the birds and the bees………”
September 30th, 2009
Good……god…..
why???
September 30th, 2009
It’s Pepto-Bismol Man!
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
September 30th, 2009
i think he’s a dancer… but DANGGG! eww
September 30th, 2009
It’s Pepto-Bismol Man!
http://www.RumorRat.com
September 30th, 2009
magnum sized!
September 30th, 2009
And we’re sure it’s not a she? I think I see a sports bra or something..and..if it IS a guy..I am VERY glad this shot was taken from behind *shivers* at the thought of mooseknuckle.
September 30th, 2009
Speaking of packed sausage, I’ll bet the front is mighty interesting to behold.
September 30th, 2009
Getting hat that looks like a condom. . . . . . . $10
Finding gay pink pants that almost fit . . . . . . . . .$20
Gym membership to look tough and not have folks call me gay . . . . . .$100
Finding enough crisco in the cupboard to slip into that outfit . . . Priceless
September 30th, 2009
When I saw the thumbnail, I didn’t think he was wearing any pants…
September 30th, 2009
Not sure , but that looks a lot like Serena Williams. Just saying.
September 30th, 2009
Holy Schnikies!
September 30th, 2009
He’s completely aerodynamic. I admit I’d kinda like to see it from the front.. : 0
September 30th, 2009
Not sure, but that looks a lot lke Serena Williams. Just saying.
September 30th, 2009
Does he not think he is going to be stared at???
September 30th, 2009
why oh why do people not look in the mirror before they leave the house.? and if they do why do they think this looks good?
that’s just NASTY. *shudders*
September 30th, 2009
I wonder what he looks like out of the packaging?
September 30th, 2009
Buster gets the prize for best comments in this thread !
September 30th, 2009
a tutu would complete that outfit.
September 30th, 2009
GTFO
September 30th, 2009
Black Mr. Slim Goodbody!
September 30th, 2009
stretchy pants!!!
September 30th, 2009
“Make fun of my tutu and i’m finna pop a cap in yo’ ass!”
October 1st, 2009
Thanks Shmukette
I’m “Buster” as a bow to my hero Buster Keaton. I even named my Shih Tzu Buster Keaton…….he’s lying here by my feet 
October 1st, 2009
Curing breast cancer one fashion nightmare at a time.
October 1st, 2009
Wow, I am waiting for the next picture where the cast of What Not To Wear come running in to save him from himself.
October 1st, 2009
He has pantylines!!!
October 1st, 2009
He looks like a plastic action figure. Wonder if that means he just has a shapeless bulge in the front…
October 1st, 2009
Condom, condom, condom…Ni**a stole my condom!
October 1st, 2009
Where does he keep his change????????
October 1st, 2009
At first I thought maybe he’s not gay but the spandex made it a dead give away! God Bless Black Gays!
October 1st, 2009
OMG…..Dayum!!! Nice shoulders! I’m not sure if I’m disappointed or relieved that we don’t see the view from the front!
I am Curious, Pink.
October 1st, 2009
I agree with More Oil thats true and very funny and fitting. I dont think it could get any tighter.I would hate to see him bend over might rip out or off. OMG look in a mirror people walmart has them up all over the place
October 1st, 2009
at least he’s buying soap….
October 1st, 2009
HOLD THE PHONE! Did anyone notice he has on a FREAKING WHITE G-STRING under his pretty red tights? I need some brain bleach now.
October 1st, 2009
Its just Da Hood comin’ at ya!
October 1st, 2009
I think he must have lost a bet…
October 1st, 2009
That’s either pink pantyhose, or it’s spray paint. In either case, it shouldn’t oughta be, for shame. I’m blushing.
October 1st, 2009
I didn’t realise OJ was out on parole.
October 1st, 2009
So that’s where my pink pants went….I want those back please!
October 1st, 2009
It would be Really hard to shoplift in this outfit……
October 1st, 2009
“I don’t have a 16 ounce bottle of Irish Spring Liquid soap in my pants !”
“Sir…..your pants are so tight I can read the ingredients label…….”
October 1st, 2009
Looks like Fagman left his superhero cape at home.
October 1st, 2009
Those aren’t pants! He has the same skin rash that turned Michael Jackson’s so pale. It just started with his legs and hasn’t migrated anywhere else!
October 1st, 2009
P.S. It’s times like this when I can’t help but wonder if these freaks aren’t trying to get themselves put on this website???
October 1st, 2009
I wonder if what we’re seeing here is the slow, but incessant process of a once rock hard muscle body slowly turning to fat.
That outfit used to hang loose on him.
October 1st, 2009
$25MM contract to play in the NFL for two years. I am proud to wear my football pants in public.
October 1st, 2009
oooh my god… What in god’s name possessed him to .. I don’t even wanna say go out in that.. what the hell made him buy it? Wait I know.. his teenage daughter was the only one with clean clothes for him to borrow.. right?
October 1st, 2009
Does this make my ass look big? GOOD, suckaz
October 1st, 2009
I think a tub of vaseline and a shoe horn was required to get into that outfit
October 1st, 2009
Anyone else hearing the “Sausage factory” music Kramer was playing right now?
October 1st, 2009
All I can think is if that guy had turned to see you taking his picture, he so would have kicked your ass.
October 1st, 2009
Why?!
October 1st, 2009
I didn’t even know they made hot pink pantyhose in that size….. I mean I didn’t even know they made hot pink pantyhose period. lol!
October 1st, 2009
Anoyone else notice that he’s looking at the girly soaps and not the Right Guard/AXE, etc???
October 1st, 2009
His alter-ego is Latex Man
October 1st, 2009
And since when did hot pink pantyhose qualify as a stand-alone outfit?!?! LOL
October 1st, 2009
Put this guy with the Purple people eater, the lemon & lime guys, the blue tattoed lady and BAM!! we have our own Rainbow Coalition. Rev Jesse will be proud.
October 1st, 2009
don’t hate, he’s just bringin’ sexy back
October 1st, 2009
I could show him some moves to reduce the appearance of his saddlebags, i got nothing but respect for a man that can rock out in pink tight britches with socks. you go ernie, you sweet little bitch
October 1st, 2009
This is by far the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seem
October 1st, 2009
Federal prisons across the USA introduce a new law forcing inmates to wear skin tight attire in order to allow guards to see any hidden contraband under their clothing.
October 1st, 2009
Ok, so there have been a few ‘White Knight’ sightings…I guess this guy saw them?
October 1st, 2009
Trojan Man!
October 1st, 2009
Is that a bra under that shirt????? C’MON!
October 1st, 2009
Is that a bra under that shirt? C’MON!!!
October 1st, 2009
He really got off to a bad start with the guys from Queer Eye…
October 1st, 2009
NICE ASS..I BET HE WORKS OUT NO HOMO
October 1st, 2009
Looks times are still tuff for Michael Vick, must not have been able to afford the green and silver.
October 1st, 2009
White Stocking Cap…..$4.00
Tight White Shirt………..$6.00
Pink Tights………………..$7.00
Wearing this out in public……..Priceless!!!!
October 1st, 2009
Don’t know what’s under that skull cap and I ain’t findin’ out.
October 1st, 2009
Ok, this is what happens when you have to do the walk of shame from a chick’s house and can’t find your real clothes in the morning. She was awful nice to lend him her favorite tights though. When she gains weight from the pregnancy because he put the condom on the wrong end, she’ll have at least one outfit she can wear since it’s been properly stretched out now.
October 1st, 2009
looks like he’s wearing a sports bra under that shirt. ………. maybe it’s caster semenya
October 1st, 2009
I think one day he realized just how intimidating he was and thought. ” I bet if I dress like this not only will nobody say anything, But they won’t even snicker.
October 1st, 2009
OK. It’s a tradition on the site and someone has to say it.
“I’d tag it.”
There I said and no I don’t feel any better.
October 1st, 2009
I think I can see some sort of bra strap. What’s that about?
October 1st, 2009
NEVER dare someone to fit their entire body into a single surgical glove..
…………Never !!!!
October 1st, 2009
I think he gets clothing tips from the old white guy with the see-through pants and fancy undies.
October 1st, 2009
He is wearing his white socks are over his pink tights. Nice.
October 1st, 2009
Left speechless again!
October 1st, 2009
I have a nightmare that starts like this
October 1st, 2009
Looks like Bobby is falling apart without Whitney…at least he’s clean!
October 1st, 2009
it is body painting, not clothing. the perfect thing for pre-operative trannys.
or maybe he has a micro-dick and is proud to display it as a counter-stereotype.
October 1st, 2009
He spent 40 minutes deciding what body wash to purchase. He spent double that debating to rock the spandex over or under the socks.
October 1st, 2009
I bet he has on a leotard that snaps in the crotch
October 1st, 2009
I think we found the missing link of sausage.
October 1st, 2009
Someone once told him when he word tight pants it made his package look bigger. He took it to the extreme
October 1st, 2009
It’s not too often you find the loosest item of clothing someone wears is the shoes.
October 1st, 2009
I really hope he didn’t need to buy anything off the bottom chelves…..
October 1st, 2009
He’s probably a football player that just came from ballet lessons you jackasses! Sure, it wasn’t too smart to wear this to walmart, but at least he has the body to pull it off!
October 1st, 2009
I’m not sure if he is wearing an athletic supporter or an old fashioned menstrual pad belt.
I’m scared.
October 1st, 2009
Hmmmm. Prima Ballerina?
October 1st, 2009
LIKE SOMEONE SAID ” O M G “
October 1st, 2009
he’s secretly hoping to have his picture posted on the people of walmart! i can not come up with any other reason why someone would dress this way?? really.. seriously.. come on..
October 1st, 2009
People at Wal•Mart are so poor they can’t afford new, bigger clothes after spending months working out at the gym instead of working.
October 1st, 2009
Do these tights( and sanitary belt) make my ass look big?
Does the colander make my head look big?
October 1st, 2009
Now this is what peopleofwalmart.com is all about!!! Love it!
October 1st, 2009
“…hmmm, I really like the smell of the Neutrogena Grapefruit and Pomegranate body wash, but should then again, the Body Essence body wash contains vanilla cream, which makes my skin rich and soothing. Such a hard choice, *sigh*…”
October 1st, 2009
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty…..”
October 1st, 2009
“…hmmm, I really love the smell of the Neutrogena Grapefruit and Pomegranate body wash, but then again, the Body Essence is infused with vanilla cream, which makes my skin rich and soothing; such a hard choice, *sigh*…”
October 1st, 2009
Holy crap there’s a lot going on there – thank God it’s just the back!
October 1st, 2009
boy that doesn’t leave much to the imagination…glad we got the rearview and not the front!
October 1st, 2009
my goodness I love this site. Oh MY!!!
October 1st, 2009
where does he put his wallet?
October 1st, 2009
Tyrone tried to camouflage himself as a pencil and ink eraser hoping unsuspecting back-to-school shoppers might use him for a rub.
October 1st, 2009
After a disappointing So You Think You Can Dance Audition, Jamarious cheers himself up with a trip to Wal Mart for make over supplies and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Chubby Hubby.
October 1st, 2009
Seriously? Did he lose a bet or something? I don’t know any man in his right mind that would go to a public place wearing nothing but spandex oh and a white cotton t-shirt size X small!! And is that a training bra underneath???
October 1st, 2009
“Son, you got a panty on your head.”
October 1st, 2009
Whoa! Sheer pink chiffon delight!!
October 1st, 2009
apparently his mask, cape and boots are at the cleaners. Superheroes have laundry day too!
October 1st, 2009
That’s his extra-smeeeedium outfit!!!
October 1st, 2009
I feel like I need soap after seeing this!
October 1st, 2009
oh hell where is the astro-glide? damn they always move it in this store, i need it to get into my black outfit tomorrow!!!
October 1st, 2009
Seriously……..I am just speechless although maniacal laughter is playing in my head.
October 1st, 2009
no way that is real… Some people have to be dressing up and getting their picture taken with buddies and then emailing this site for a laugh.
October 1st, 2009
no way this is real.. People have to be doing this on purpose for the site.
October 1st, 2009
Is that Kimbo Slice!?
October 1st, 2009
At least he is clean he is getting soap or maybe he is using the soap as lub to get out of those clothes
October 1st, 2009
I think that this is about the best one yet!! God I love this website ….
October 1st, 2009
For real… I think I know this brother. Ewwww he’s gonna kick your a** when he finds out about this.
October 1st, 2009
And nobody even noticed the shoes!
October 1st, 2009
Buddy Love in Latex….
October 1st, 2009
Mr T got a job. Swan lake. And nut cracker. No not ballet. Just some thing called that???? Who am I to question Mr T. And yes he is missing his tu tu. Please understand a man can not walk around in a tu tu it looks silly.
Although this look is not so fab either.
October 1st, 2009
my, my, my, what have we here? Is my african american friend starved for attention? Does he want people to notice him? Who woulda thunk it?
October 1st, 2009
lol as if the pink tights arent funny enough, if you look at the outline under his shirt he’s wearing a leotard. XD
October 1st, 2009
He probably dresses like this so people snicker at him then he has an excuse to kick their A$$!!!!
October 1st, 2009
Dog-gone-it, he’s been listening to that presidential speech again, talking about us needin’ a change, i’m not sure he got the message though…we do need change…..no doubt about it
October 1st, 2009
come on guys men can wear pink too…hahah and apparently tights as pants…
October 1st, 2009
I knew Donovan McNabb was gay…I knew it
October 1st, 2009
Look at that leotard underneeth his t-shirt and tights..
Ha Ha, Yep he is a dancer, and I would love to see him from the front!!
I think men should stick to the black tights though.. it’s more manly!!
October 1st, 2009
Ohgawd. Why do people dress like that???!!! dO THEY NOT LOOK AT THEMSEVES! And where does he keep his money for buying his soap???? In a murse?!
October 1st, 2009
At least he is reservoir tipped for our protection!!!
October 1st, 2009
Oh, my! I sure hope he doesn’t, um, “respond” to some of those body wash fragrances! If the shopping cart starts moving, I guess he’ll have picked a winner!
October 1st, 2009
Serena Williams doesn’t strike me as a pink tights sort of gal…
October 1st, 2009
I really wish you had taken this photo from the front… Unbelievable.
October 1st, 2009
IF THIS GUY FARTED AND SNEEZED AT THE SAME TIME HE’D END UP ON THE CIELING LIKE A HELIUM BALLOON.
October 1st, 2009
Hello, Sweetcheeks!
Tell me, honeybuns – do you shave or wax those legs?
Glad it wasn’t a frontal shot, or the caption would be, ‘ …and the South will Rise AGAIN!!!’
LOL!!
October 1st, 2009
Thank you, thank you, thank you for not taking this pic from the front.
October 1st, 2009
I kinda want to see the front…is that weird?
October 1st, 2009
How did he get into those pants?!
October 1st, 2009
The third Williams sister.
October 1st, 2009
Maybe I don’t want to know…..but where does he keep his wallet??
October 1st, 2009
Looks like Lafayette from True Blood was out and about!
October 1st, 2009
He IS the Superhero MAGNUM MAN!
October 1st, 2009
Why do blacks dress so funny…
October 1st, 2009
This guy is beggin for and olive oil rubdown
October 1st, 2009
EWWW! Now I know what hotdogs are made of. One of the world’s greatest mysteries – solved!
Let’s see, we obviously have buns, but we are out of mustard – better pick some up on asile 5 .
October 1st, 2009
Good thing he’s in GA. He’d be freezing his… ummmmmm…. elastic up here in the north!
October 1st, 2009
is that a onesie underneath as well… gosh! at least he matched the shoes with the pants
October 1st, 2009
“soap-on-a-rope”
October 1st, 2009
Maybe he is looking for a soap-on-a-rope refill!!!
October 1st, 2009
I like that he’s shopping for woman’s body wash so he can smell as pretty as he thinks he looks.
October 1st, 2009
He looks like a dirty tampon.
October 1st, 2009
gawd that’s funny
October 1st, 2009
Mawahahahahahaaaaa and that’s all I have to say.
October 1st, 2009
Why does a guy named “Doug the Bug” wonder what he looks like from the front?
October 1st, 2009
If you’re into ballet or any form of dance, that’s fine and dandy. But for the love of god, at least put on some wind pants before stepping into Wal-Mart on your way home!
October 1st, 2009
Thanks for not submitting a frontal pic
October 1st, 2009
I betcha’ you could bounce a quarter off it!
October 1st, 2009
Michelle Obama’s ass looks pretty good there.
October 1st, 2009
Sighhhhhhhhh. No Gunt,……..No She Wolf ……..at least he’s not hanging a rat.
October 1st, 2009
DAT ASS
October 1st, 2009
hahahahah(:
I dont know why but out of all of them, he’s my favorite!
I bet he’s gay!
October 1st, 2009
What the hell is he wearing a thong underneath that??
October 1st, 2009
Looks like a Jazzercize dancer on roids
October 1st, 2009
What is that pink thing? Tights or maybe it’s sprayed on. Don’t know. Kind of afraid to know.
October 1st, 2009
He’s starting a gay football league. That’s the uniform!
October 1st, 2009
I pity the fool…..that don’t like pink tights !!! Just Mr. T trying to change his image.
October 1st, 2009
I know its so wrong, but I wonder what the front view is like!!! I am so ashamed!!!
October 2nd, 2009
Ummmm……. I think this is what my bofriend said I choked up last night….. Can someone do a taste test and tell me if ittastes like latex!
October 2nd, 2009
Due to the recent photo of one of the American Ballet Theatres leading dancers shopping at Walmart……..Miss Shontella Washington………there will now be mandatory steroid testing starting this fall season……
October 2nd, 2009
I swear this guy looks like Micheal Vick. I guess prison did change him….
October 2nd, 2009
I swear this looks like Michael Vick. I guess prison did change him….
October 2nd, 2009
that booty just too fine!!!!!
October 2nd, 2009
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter than my Dereon jeans
All my single ladies throw your hands in the air
All my single ladies throw your hands in the air
Maybe IT’S waiting for the ring, or we’ll see IT’S version on youtube.
October 2nd, 2009
It’s a woman. She’s wearing a bra. But…I guess breasts don’t make him a her….remember the old guy with the big boobs>
October 2nd, 2009
Another thanks for not submiting a frontal.
October 2nd, 2009
Soo, I generally LOVE anything pink, it’s safe to say I’m even addicted to the color but this may be the one exception to the rule. It’s burning my retinas….on another note…I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
October 2nd, 2009
THIS is exactly why I love visiting Georgia!
October 2nd, 2009
Famous last words:
“Nobody will notice me if…”
October 2nd, 2009
looks like a powder puff football star… on crack.
October 2nd, 2009
whoever post these pictures always has the most hilarious comments!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2009
See, they fit.
October 2nd, 2009
That is too funny!!! He looks like a condom himself!! Im totally grossed out.
October 2nd, 2009
GOT THE FULL BODY CONDOM, JUST IN CASE I FALL IN – GETTING READY FOR SOME “BIG GIRL LOVIN” TONIGHT – JUST NEED A “BIG GIRL LOVING CLEANUP/DOUCHE” FOR AFTERWARDS.
October 2nd, 2009
@ BINGO: He keeps his change in his fanny pack, of course. But since it isn’t skin tight it doesn’t match his outfit, and its on the child seat in his cart.
October 2nd, 2009
Wow! I’m loving the socks over the tights–you don’t think these tights are the stirrup kind do you?! HAHAHAHAHA What’s up with his “sports bra” riding low? What’s causing it to do that?! Maybe it’s best we don’t know! Hilarious!
October 2nd, 2009
Just dont show him from the front… PLEASE!
October 2nd, 2009
Is he trying to look muscular? The chub under his ass kinda ruins that… haha maybe he is wearing super-tight underwear so that the skin underneath all bunches out. Imagine what his package must look like. Ah, sorry, you probably did not want the mental image.
October 2nd, 2009
Yes, his VPL — visible panty line — is horrendous. But wait, why is a guy wearing clothing so tight he has a VPL issue?
October 2nd, 2009
Looks like someone lost a bet!!!!
October 2nd, 2009
Looks like someone lost a bet!!!
October 2nd, 2009
Maybe people who dress like this do not DESERVE ridicule; but they should at least expect it! Well, maybe not those who can snap critics like twigs…
October 2nd, 2009
People who dress like this may not DESERVE ridicule; but they should at least expect it!
October 2nd, 2009
I’m thinking he must have lost a bet and that was his punishment!
October 2nd, 2009
Wow, I am completely speechless!
October 2nd, 2009
I think he had some errands to run after Jazzercise class!
October 2nd, 2009
guess they make body size condoms for extra extra protection now.
October 3rd, 2009
hes ethier a very gay very buuf black dude or his buddies payed him to do it knowing no bodys gonna sat shit to a big black dude in his little sisters pants
October 3rd, 2009
guess they make body size condoms for extra extra protection nowadays.
October 3rd, 2009
I’m fairly certain he lost a bet..
October 3rd, 2009
So that is either a woman body builder, or a dude with a humongous package. How else could you be confident enough to strut that in public?
October 3rd, 2009
“Paper, plastic ……………….orrrrrrrrrrr…………a……….latex ?”
October 3rd, 2009
Or an escappe from the medium security prison…..what a taker
October 3rd, 2009
I bet he’ll honk a bo-bo
October 3rd, 2009
If he farts, his shoes will fly off.
October 3rd, 2009
boy you just tyold him and the whole world that he indeed dose look like a big pink rubber lmaoooooooooooo
October 3rd, 2009
hey ladies, dont worry I got cha covered
October 3rd, 2009
Oh no, oh NO…. I think I know this guy! I haven’t seen him in over a year, and it looks like he has taken his love of tight athletic wear to another level…….
October 3rd, 2009
Wow. I wonder what he wears for Halloween?
Add me as another one who would like to see his ‘change purse’
October 3rd, 2009
I actually know this guy, he’s a captain in the Army and is a donor at the plasma center off post. That’s where I’ve seen him. And yes, he’s straight.
October 3rd, 2009
heartburn…nausea…indigestion….upset stomach…diarrhea….
October 3rd, 2009
Looks like someone lost a bet!!
October 4th, 2009
OMG…….sir, fire extinguishers are in hardware. You might need one because you are a “Flamer”. It is so sad when you can tell sexual orienation from the back in a still shot.
October 4th, 2009
where does he keep his wallet thats what i wanna know….
October 4th, 2009
That is not a dude!!! That is totally a woman/tranny. You can see the bra
October 4th, 2009
You know you’d want to laugh but you’d be soooo scared you’d get your ass beat by someone in pink tights..
October 4th, 2009
is it just me, or is he wearing a bra & a thong under that?
October 4th, 2009
Thats NOT a bra under the shirt it looks like it is a one piece leotard like you would wear to ballet…why its pink however is totally inexplicable…
October 4th, 2009
Not a sports bra. That’s a unitard. kinda loks like winter cycling gear, but he doesn’t look like any cyclist I’ve ever seen. Must be wearing it for comfort!
October 4th, 2009
I don’t wanna know how it looks from the front. And it’s a dude. Thats not a bra and the shape is very masculine too
October 4th, 2009
I’ve tried, but I can no longer keep my thoughts to myself on this one. If this was not a poised photo shot or (as many others have mentioned) a bet gone bad, then I just want to shake this gentleman’s hand to have the balls to wear this in public.
October 5th, 2009
Nutcacker sweet ..anyone? Where are his ballet slippers?!?!?!?
October 5th, 2009
notice how he just passed right on by the manly smelling body washes and was scoping out the fem scents! LOL
October 5th, 2009
This Man is soooo damn sexy, and don’t even know it…You go Girl,Guy, Etc…Etc…I really dont quite know…
October 5th, 2009
What would posses a man to dress like this then go shopping? This is such a classic, I love it! If you have a bad day go to this website so you can smile again.. LOL!!!
October 5th, 2009
I am laughing SO FREAKING HARD right now!!!
October 6th, 2009
this is the aisle I approach because I need something, stop, look, act like I didn’t make eye contact but was looking at something over his shoulder with a hard squint and slight push forward of the head, then come back later for what I actually needed because I am not getting the shit kicked out of me for looking at Goliath with a condom for a hat and women’s underwear the wrong way
October 6th, 2009
Seeing as he’s in the shampoo and soaps aisle, my guess is that he was showering after a sweaty round at the gym, realized that he was out of body wash, threw on his sweaty under armor and in his haste forgot he still had his shower cap on. Either that or he grew up isolated from society and never learned what normal people wear outdoors.
October 6th, 2009
Thank god he’s not fat or girl!!
October 6th, 2009
Wow…..The Lady Chablis has been working out!
October 7th, 2009
You know, he may have been trying to get in a fight….He looks like he’s out for some trouble….
October 7th, 2009
Is that a pink unitard with bikini underwear underneath?? At least he sort of covered it up with the skin tight white t shirt. I would hate to see the front view. If you are going to go to the store after ballet practice in your pink tights at least have the decency to put on a pair of shorts over it!
October 7th, 2009
“Can you see my panty line?”
(Oh, and that’s totaaallly a dude, no woman would have shoulders like a proud that he’s fit gay man)
October 7th, 2009
Too bad he wasn’t next to the condoms?
October 7th, 2009
Neopolitan
October 8th, 2009
He looks like a big gay Superman!
October 8th, 2009
I think that’s lafayette from true blood
October 9th, 2009
OMG! Its black Dake Ken
October 9th, 2009
isnt that a condom on his head?
October 9th, 2009
is he a dancer, freek,, or just waiting for halloween
October 9th, 2009
Some people just don’t have mirrors, but I think it’s almost worse that this guy has to have done the whole thing on purpose KNOWING what it looks like.
October 10th, 2009
And in our Planned Parenthood aisle you can meet Trojan Man, the poster child for birth control.
October 10th, 2009
I CAN’T TAKE IT!! I CAN’T TAKE IT!! TEARS ARE POURING OUT OF MY EYES!!! AFTER THE CAR-BOAT & HIKE-EM UP! I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT. I AM CRYING!!! CRYING!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA The captions are priceless.
October 10th, 2009
Where did he just come from? Or where is he going to? Why does a guy need to dress like that?
October 12th, 2009
I think his head is the only place he’ll be wearing a condom dressed like that.
October 12th, 2009
Unforunately, this guy doesn’t need a condom seeing as when he’s wearing this outfit, thats all the protection he needs.
October 13th, 2009
He was in Georgia?? where was I when he showed up?? I would’ve totally gotten a picture with him!!
October 13th, 2009
It’s FROZONE!
October 15th, 2009
SSSSSuper , Thanksssss for asking!!
October 16th, 2009
LOL. when i look close do i see a man thong???
October 16th, 2009
Every last one of you know you would take a gander at the front. Lol, who could help it. They need a hidden video of people’s eyes that are in front of him. At the same time, it’s freakin scarry ! Imagine him pulling up to your bbq unannounced and climbing out of his ford pinto and walking straight up to you with an angry look on his face after catching you goober gazing his junk in Walmart. You should be ashamed…. I hope he catches you,LOL.
October 17th, 2009
props 2 tha guy for supporting breast cancer month, complete with the safe sex advertisment on his head
October 18th, 2009
Suspicions confirmed! Tightswads do shop at Wal-Mart …
October 18th, 2009
Oh come on…this is completely acceptable…he’s wearing a singlet as an undergarment.
October 18th, 2009
AHHHH! This is not okay! Stop the madness!
October 19th, 2009
shaayyyyyy…. dees tings fit shweellllll………..
October 21st, 2009
if he pooted…. bubblicious……
October 21st, 2009
W…T….F….!
October 23rd, 2009
Gay as hell!
October 23rd, 2009
OMG!!! This guy needs a full length mirror at his door so he can see what he looks like before he heads out! LMAO
October 24th, 2009
Okay, This is far as I could make it … up to page 22 something? I don’t know. I’m light headed and I can taste metal in my mouth. I can’t take it. Maybe someday I’ll come back when I feel better…………..
October 25th, 2009
1: His leggings are pink
2: I laughed till I cried when I read the first sentence of the comment. I still have to finish reading the rest of it because I had to say SOMETHING for a comment.
3: That thing on his head and even his socks are tight.
“I bet he’s wearing a condom right now so everything is snug and tight”!
October 27th, 2009
nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
October 28th, 2009
i swear he’s wearing a thong
October 29th, 2009
Probably shopping for lotion to wear his next outfit !!!
November 6th, 2009
I don’t think male ballerinas wear clothing that tight
November 6th, 2009
best picture yet!!! maybe he’s getting ready for the Gay Pride parade in Atlanta! what black man has the nerve/gall/whatever to wear skintight pink tights in public! (tho yes he could kick all of our asses)
“reservoir tip” – hysterical!
November 7th, 2009
wait, did anyone mention that the condom hat might be what a drag queen wears under his wigs? honey, *snaps*, that just might be a fierce drag queen! he just came from a dance rehearsal!
November 7th, 2009
Oh no! An Under Armor manequin escaped!
November 7th, 2009
I’ve got 4 to 1 odds he reaches for a bottle of Mango-Kiwi Shower Gel.
November 11th, 2009
Why? Just…why? What grown man wakes up and says: “I think I’ll put on my pink 99 cent store tights and baby tee then go down to Wal-Mart for a little body wash?”
I’m speechless in a bad way…
November 18th, 2009
That’s what she said.
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November 19th, 2009
I have a confession. This guy attends college night classes with me and Folks this is no joke, He LITERALLY dresses like this EVERY DAY to class. We do everything we can do to keep from laughing in class. I discovered this picture and flipped out when I recognized him on here. my fellow class members will be notified of these finding at once. what a joke
December 5th, 2009
Are you sure that those pants aren’t just spray painted on?
January 1st, 2011
He’s a maniac…….maniac!
January 15th, 2012
Someone must have lost a bet and had to wear their girlfriend’s clothes shopping LOL!
January 15th, 2012
He’s a maniac…..maniac!
January 15th, 2012
Well, at least it’s better than a fat chick with a short top, showing all the tattoo’s and tramp stamp.
January 15th, 2012
He ain’t trickin cuz he got it, what u askin LOL
January 15th, 2012
I think he is Pretty in Pink.
January 15th, 2012
Image.. wont .. Delete… from.. brain!
January 15th, 2012
We come to F*&^ you hard. My name is Cinnamon and I am from cell block 3 and you sure are pretty
January 15th, 2012
He finally made that kick a$$ slip n slide he just needs some slippery soap so he can go faster in that body condom
January 15th, 2012
A little ‘Irish Spring’ should take care of that!
January 15th, 2012
A guy that goes out in public dressed like that can surely kick Superman’s ass.
January 15th, 2012
My daughter used to date one of those
January 15th, 2012
Look up there in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s SUPER*WAL*MART*MAN!!!
January 15th, 2012
can anyone say SEXY OOPS I MEANT puck
January 15th, 2012
If I recall correctly, he successfully “came” first competing with a few fat white chicks in last year’s tournament. But then, most guys usually win. Go POWM!
January 15th, 2012
Neopolitan ice cream!
January 15th, 2012
I FEEL PRETTY OH SO PRETTY,I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND BRIGHT!!!
January 15th, 2012
Damn, what a sissy boy nigga all done up for the MLK parade!
January 15th, 2012
Just got done sweating to the oldies
January 15th, 2012
He looks like one of those mexican marshmellows….
January 16th, 2012
I wonder if some of these are real outfits or if they are posing for People of Walmart?
June 1st, 2012
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