June 3rd, 2011
They Plump When You Cook ‘Em!
Nothing says summer like an all beef hot dog with ketchup and mustard.
Texas
They Plump When You Cook 'Em!,
Nothing says summer like an all beef hot dog with ketchup and mustard.
Texas
They Plump When You Cook 'Em!,
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I’m still flabbergasted that people go into Walmart with NO shoes on!
June 3rd, 2011
Those clothes fit when she put them on. She later swelled from 8,000 bee stings.
June 3rd, 2011
They say everythings bigger in Texas…guess that doesnt go for the clothes.
June 3rd, 2011
Looking at the t-shirt and thinking…”I support the right to bear arms and everything else for that matter” Also, what is on her ankle? Is she bleeding blue?
June 3rd, 2011
Apparently, she supports the right to bare everything…at least the shirt she’s holding would cover her rolls better…
June 3rd, 2011
Lady’s got skills. Simply attempting to put those short shorts on is not for the feint of heart. Bravo!
June 3rd, 2011
check out her ankle. Is that body paint?
June 3rd, 2011
Same reason condoms don’t work…
June 3rd, 2011
…A PRIME CANDIDATE FOR “PAJAMA JEANS” & “MIRACLE BRA”!…I’M THINKIN’ BOTH ARE A MUST HAVE!!!…
June 3rd, 2011
It looks like she just stomped a smurf. Everyone knows you do that bare-footed.
June 3rd, 2011
Her clothes might fit better if she’d stop shopping in her little brother’s department.
June 3rd, 2011
And look….she even has relish on her ankle.
June 3rd, 2011
That shirt is rather large for her. I hope the have a smaller size.
June 3rd, 2011
should be shopping for bra’s, not t-shirts…
June 3rd, 2011
One can only hope that she’s looking to buy a bigger size shirt. Thank god the view was only from the back!
June 3rd, 2011
A couple more inches and her boobage would come out the bottom of the shirt
June 3rd, 2011
and SHE has the right to BEAR MORE CLOTHING.
June 3rd, 2011
what dose that shirt that she looking at say? “I like it when my ass eats my shorts because they are two sized too small”? Perfect.
June 3rd, 2011
Please tell me that ain’t her tits right above her belly button!!! And no shoes??? That’s nasty!!
June 3rd, 2011
Hulk is that you?
June 3rd, 2011
I can’t tell where her boobs end and her belly begins
June 3rd, 2011
The shirt must be for her boyfriend. Just kidding, she obiously doesn’t have a boyfriend.
June 3rd, 2011
So much to say with so little time. first …those shirts prolly fit in 6th grade…not anymore honey……ahhhhh. Why dont you go to the shoe dept and find some of those “cheap flipflops”. we have no idea where your feet have been.
I wonder who told her that she looked good. had tobe billybob her husband. and yes i am from the south so I can make southern comments.
June 3rd, 2011
Everything is disgusting about this picture…clothes that dont fit, no bra when you obviously need one, NO SHOES??? REALLY??? and did an alpaca spit on her ankle? Cuz thats what it looks like to me! LOL
June 3rd, 2011
Just because a person can squeeze into it… get it buttoned or zipped…. DOES NOT MEAN IT FITS OR WORKS FOR YOU!!!! where are the highly over paid Walmart managers ? Dont anyof the employees say anything? This just irritates me!!!
June 3rd, 2011
You know these people never leave the house except to shop at Walmart, which usually only happens the first of the month anyway.
June 3rd, 2011
just because it can be done, does not mean that it should be!
June 3rd, 2011
Seriously I didnt see this many hippos when I was at the zoo
June 3rd, 2011
im still surprised that people dont understand the fact that “if it feels tight/you cant fit them up past your hips” take the shorts off and try another pair, you dont continue to squeeze into them….. but maybe im just crazy
June 3rd, 2011
WTF ever happened to “NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE?
This is why I dont go there…. nasty ass people.
June 3rd, 2011
No shoes, paint splatter, too short shorts, too short shirt, no bra, too much fat and red and yellow don’t go together … It’s like a double decker hat-trick for wal-creature feature.
June 3rd, 2011
Um, can someone pass the eye bleach please? *gags*
June 3rd, 2011
thank got they took this one from behind!!!! could you imagine the front?!
June 3rd, 2011
There is just some things over weight people shouldn’t wear. That is just trashy. And who runs around without shoes especially in a store!!!
June 3rd, 2011
I really hope she buys that shirt because her current shirt is way too small.
June 3rd, 2011
Looks like she is wearing children’s clothing. Seriously the idiots shopping like this need a fashion intervention ASAP. She looks like an over sized hotdog lacking extra mustard LOL.
June 3rd, 2011
Can I squeeze the buns on that hot dog? Lol
June 3rd, 2011
I want to know… HOW did she get them on?! Did anyone lose an eye when the button popped off those shorts? How many fire/rescue personnel did it take to get them off? Were the jaws-of-life required?
June 3rd, 2011
Do people actually think it is attractive to look like a slob. She probably needed a shoe horn to get those shorts on….
June 3rd, 2011
Just upchucked my breakfast!
June 3rd, 2011
O wow! LMAO! who in the HELL told her she looks good!!! Its great shes got so much self esteem but put some god dam clothes on! EWWWWLLL!!!
June 3rd, 2011
You just need to give your lil sister her clothes back…
June 3rd, 2011
Could we see the video of that??
June 3rd, 2011
I’m thankful that the photographer didnt take a front or side shot of this but that caption is just friggin hilarious! Wearing those clothes with no shoes? I think she should’ve just left the house naked and it wouldn’t make much difference… Not that I’m saying I’d prefer that! Ugh…
June 3rd, 2011
@MistressT – very good! I hadn’t even read the t-shirt she’s holding until I read your comment.
I know color blocking is THE fashion statement of the summer, but I don’t think this look is what the designers had in mind….
June 3rd, 2011
hulk hogan’s daughter has really let herself go lately
June 3rd, 2011
There’s no beef in that – it’s all gristle.
June 3rd, 2011
did she lather up in crisco to get them on?
June 3rd, 2011
So they plump when you cook them!! well she looks plump and juicy just like I like them so I’ll be glad to eat her!! She is a nice looking young lady!! I’ve seen a lot worse looking bag of bones on this site
June 3rd, 2011
Gross! How long did it take her to squeeze into those shorts? And why do all lardass Texans wear their old kindergarden clothes?
June 3rd, 2011
The shirt that she’s looking at… I think it says `The right to bare your big fat ass;…..
June 3rd, 2011
WOW,
And I bet she feels sexy. Actually, you know she’s banging someone. And while I love a barefoot women, it needs to be left at home. How hard is it to put on flip flops? Everything about this woman says lathargic..
June 3rd, 2011
I just wanna know how the heck she got the shorts on cause they look super tight and like they are cutting off her circulation! She had to really want to wear them shorts today, unless shes allergic to shell fish and just came from red lobster!
June 3rd, 2011
Where the hell are your shoes?
June 3rd, 2011
Tittie placement is very very important.
June 3rd, 2011
I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact her clothes don’t fit, or the fact that you can tell she is wearing a thong because those shorts are sucked in so tight around her hips. You’ve really have to feel sorry for those clothes, as well as her apparent lack of hygiene.
how hard is it to wear flip flops, or make sure the ink on your tattoo isn’t running? I’ve just seen every man’s nightmare, and I don’t think even the most honorable man could stand by this.
June 3rd, 2011
bubba`s probly drunk an told her,,,hunny let`s go down to walmart cause you look like that Mc ronald guy
June 3rd, 2011
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should!
June 3rd, 2011
as long as she feels comfortable no one else should care! No wonder we all feel so bad about our self, we are judged all the time,Shame On All Of You PERFECT people! worry about yourself!
June 3rd, 2011
After seeing this pic and laughing at all of those comments only 1 thing comes to mind…. “God bless Texas”…
June 3rd, 2011
How could she walk across a hot parking lot in Texas with no shoes on? Then again, from the looks of her ankles, it looks like she waded through a raspberry slurpee.
June 3rd, 2011
Okay, I just about quit commenting on some of these since they are so common but I love the caption on this one. Way to start the day with a laugh.
June 3rd, 2011
Just because you “can” wear them, doesn’t mean you should.
June 3rd, 2011
I’m rather fascinated by the blue-green paint on her ankle…
June 3rd, 2011
everything IS bigger in Texas !!!!
June 3rd, 2011
I think she just split her casing.
June 3rd, 2011
My God! Her body parts are trying to escape! Her ass is eating its way out of her shorts while her boobs dive out the bottom of her shirt!
June 3rd, 2011
LADIES: It’s okay to admit you’ve gotten a little fat in the ass since high school.
It’s NOT okay to stuff your size 14 ass into some size 10 pants.
This goes for men too, actually.
June 3rd, 2011
Bet that shirt will be too small…just a hunch..,.
June 3rd, 2011
She isn’t wearing shoes because after squeezing herself into those shorts, she couldn’t bend down to put the shoes on.
June 3rd, 2011
Holy shit that’s me! …Oh wait, Texas…
June 3rd, 2011
WTF! First of all, why would you wear those colors together? Second, if when you raise your arms your titties are almost out the bottom you either need a bra, a bigger size shirt, or both. Number 3 WHAT is on her leg? She clearly has 0 friends.
June 3rd, 2011
I don’t think that’s kosher.
June 3rd, 2011
Her legs are bowing outward under the weight- might want to have Bob Vila reinforce em before it’s too late
June 3rd, 2011
“See, I told you I could still fit in size 6 pants!”
June 3rd, 2011
She has slipper shoes on ; probably the only thing that fits.
June 3rd, 2011
is that Paint on her foot?
June 3rd, 2011
Okay, I am bothered by the no shoe thing too, but the no
bra thing is much worse! Her boobs are resting on her
six pack (of doughnuts)
June 3rd, 2011
I guess when she’s on all fours, the view ain’t too bad!
June 3rd, 2011
Now, all she needs are shoes the color of horseradish.
June 3rd, 2011
She is the female Hulk….she just expanded in her clothes suddenly
June 3rd, 2011
Now there is a hot dog that would make any wiener go soft!!!
June 3rd, 2011
BAHAHAHA I’M CRACKING UP! I Can’t Believe People actually dress like this…
Mirrors are Great things…
Lawd have Mercy!!
- from South Carolina
June 3rd, 2011
You know eventually she is going to see this picture and she will be PROUD that her picture will be all over the internet!!!
June 3rd, 2011
Unless she is mentally handicapped, she should be shot!! Come on you had to know when you forgot to throw on a bra and squeezed into those shorts that you were doomed!! BTW what is on her ankle?
June 3rd, 2011
I’m trying to figure out how the hell she got those shorts on in the first place, and how is she going to get out of them?
June 3rd, 2011
Eww I see somebody barefooting in a public place and I just think of a quote from a friend of mine who was an obstetrics nurse, “And they come in here without even washing the chicken-hockey out from between their nasty-ass toes.”
June 3rd, 2011
There’s no way those shorts can be comfortable. I know some ladies sacrifice comfort for style, but that sure as hell isn’t the case here!
June 3rd, 2011
Wow. No shoes, paint? on feet plus, well the clothes.
Cherry on top? Buying a Right to Bear Arms t=Shirt. Hope she isn’t planning on carrying a CONCEALED weapon LOL.
June 3rd, 2011
Seriously, how MANY times do I have to say it:
Stuffing your size 18 ass into a pair of size 9 lowrise pants will NOT make it look good!
June 4th, 2011
She REALLY should be shopping in the bra and girdle depatment. A quick run through in the shoe department might not be a bad idea either! What are these people thinking?
June 4th, 2011
I’m not going to mention where the sauerkraut is on this hot dog LOL
June 4th, 2011
i just noticed where her boobs are
June 4th, 2011
What’s that running down her right leg? Relish?!?!?
June 4th, 2011
@Meresa…You are so right. Also, just because something might come in your size, doesn’t mean you should wear it!!
June 4th, 2011
I hope she’ll pick out one of those shirts that says, “100% All-American Beef”!
ALSO….some SHOES.
June 4th, 2011
She wants to be an Oscar Meyer weiner AND have one too
June 4th, 2011
Are those pants 2 tite or what !!!!!!!!!!!!
June 4th, 2011
No shoes, no class, no service.
June 5th, 2011
She’s just using the male rule of thumb when putting on pants. If you can get it to button under your gut, then it fits!
June 5th, 2011
somebody go to her house and shutdown the damn crisco factory
June 5th, 2011
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June 5th, 2011
i would prefer to see a Wal-martian in jammie bottoms and fuzzy slippers than this getup.
June 5th, 2011
Ba da ba ba baaa, I’m lovin’ it.
June 5th, 2011
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS! Holy gaucamole!
June 5th, 2011
This woman is showing more than the woman Breastfeeding. Were is the enforcement of health & safety. No Shoes is a Violation. Write up the Greeter & Manager!!
June 5th, 2011
HULKAMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
June 6th, 2011
Its a shame that even her family let her go out in public and let the world see what no person should see except her husband and or her boyfriend. Or maybe someone said she looks great !! Not that I think so. But you never never go out in public with out being properly dressed !! Some one please explain to this girl this is not Proper !! PLEASE
June 6th, 2011
PLEASE DON’T WARE CHILDRENS CLOTHINGS!!!!!!!
June 6th, 2011
We don’t need to see this any where !!!
June 6th, 2011
Just when I start to feel a little bummed about the pounds gained since high school, or self conscious because I can’t afford to shop for new clothes… People of Walmart makes it all better!!!
June 6th, 2011
Holy shit, her gut ate her tits! How can she breathe with them smashing her diaphragm like that?!?
June 6th, 2011
Is this Man-Fae?
June 6th, 2011
It’s Hulk Hogan’s twin sister!
June 6th, 2011
My eyeballs are sweating! What has been seen cannot be unseen!
June 6th, 2011
She was helping her sister, who lives 5 hours away, do some painting. Light blue paint. She was climbing the ladder to do the trim near the ceiling and the entire can spilled all over her clothes and shoes. She didn’t bring an extra outfit, so she borrowed an outfit from her 15 year old niece to put on while she quickly ran out to Walmart to buy something else to wear while her clothes were in the wash. Makes perfect sense!!
June 6th, 2011
pass the relish!
June 6th, 2011
what the hell is that green shit going up her leg??
June 7th, 2011
How the hell did she get those shorts on? And I’m goD to see she found a shirt that actually covered her top…well almost.
June 7th, 2011
If that shirt supports the right to bear arms, it would be appropriate. After all, those weapons certainly aren’t concealed.
June 7th, 2011
The shirt says “I Support the Right to Bare Feet”.
June 7th, 2011
She seems pretty young, so why are her tits so saggy? This disturbs me as much as it makes me want to go buy this poor girl a bra.
June 7th, 2011
lol somewhere there is a naked disgruntled hot dog on a stick employee…
June 8th, 2011
How the H#LL did she even get into those things? More importantly,,, WHO is gonna cut them off?
June 8th, 2011
instead of shopping for shirts she should be browsing for shorts that fit her
June 8th, 2011
Her gut isn’t the only thing hanging out. check it out, i don’t think she is wearing a bra.
June 9th, 2011
omg why do women go out like that? i keep myself covered up cuz i got respect for myself obviously she doesnt …. gross
June 10th, 2011
PUKEAMANIA’S RUNNIN’ WILD BROTHER!
June 17th, 2011
WOW! A guy was kicked off an airplane for not pulling his pants up over his boxers that was showing BUT THIS can walk around Walmarts and/or where ever with NO ONE ever saying a word to her. Why? I’m sure the plane ticket costed more than she could spend at Walmarts. Also you want to take God out of everything because it is offensive to some but you LET THIS walk around and offend MANY!! Some things just don’t make sense.
June 22nd, 2011
Dear Lord what possesses people to walk out the door looking like that?! I am ashamed FOR them.
June 23rd, 2011
if you put them on and hear ripping, that’s a sign that they don’t fit.
June 30th, 2011
Yall know yall want some of that hot dog lmao
July 6th, 2011
i like how she is bare foot too
July 31st, 2011
ok right b4 her stomach there’s a bump is that her boobs sagging that bad? i cant tell :/
August 1st, 2011
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