Ohhh what fancy black roses! Your attire definitely doesn’t scream “I eat a bowl of depression every morning for breakfast.”
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great…now she’s gonna see this and go home to cut herself lol
June 6th, 2011
What’s that hanging out her butt??? Just sayin!
SERIOUSLY!!?? Why in the WORLD would you dress like that and go shopping?? Holy crap!! That is just embarassing!!
Is that toilet paper hanging out?
Some random jerk
Toilet paper is so goth!!!
This WAS taken on October 31st RIGHT?
:-\ umm looks like she didnt notice the toilet paper stuck to her behind.. popping out of her hot pink leopard undies
What’s with the ribbon tail?
She looks like trash…Is that T.P. hanging out of her underwear?
Fishnet stockings, grandma shoes and lets not forget the dangling toilet paper look such fashion
that is soooooooooo classy…….some John taking his hooker to Wal-Mart. Man-o-man he has to be the last of the big spenders!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
OMG – I actually like those. Curse you, People of Walmart…I need an intervention.
Lady Gaga in sensible shoes! Who knew
And her bag matches her ensemble so nicely. Oh and in my opinion, she could be a he….. Just saying…..
The f-ed up thing is, you know her boyfriend had to see the toilet paper hanging, but hasn’t told her lol
They’re signing up for the wedding registry. Fancy under clothes: check.
Flowers: check. Arm length gloves (sort of): check.
First thing on the wish list?: The wedding dress.
Who knew there were goth hillbillies?
You know, this is going to get me shit on, but I’ve said it before on Armed Forces Day and the like…really…you women/girls/morons should be really glad we live here in America. Because anywhere else you’d be stoned to death or something. I’m glad we have freedom of basically everything, but I really have to wonder about the sanity in this country every time I get on this site. Freedom of expression or expressing yourself or whatever is one thing…but really? And why does everyone always go to Walmart? I just don’t get it. I’m not even that old!
Why is she standing like that, adds insult to injury.
What bag??? Oh god I just saw it…nice…a sensible khaki bag with her ensemble…
Amy N. Withers
Love the stretchy black grandma shoes! Oh and a pink leopard behind! It really makes the white ribbon/toilet paper work!
NOW ON ROLLBACK AT WALMART – BURLESQUE SHOWS! CLOTHES WERE ALREADY HALF OFF! LOOK AT HOW MUCH HE SAVED ON HER AT THE REGISTER!!
The tights wouldnt be so damn bad if she had on a nice skirt and wasnt wearing grandma shoes.Looks like she forgot her pants. And yeah, whats up with the tp hanging from the back?
Wow, Christina Aguilera really fell on bad times after ‘Burlesque’ bombed.
Without that garter, the outfit would have looked ridiculous!!! WHEW! Close one…
The screen says they’re waiting for a sanity check.
But it STILL smells of ass! *laughter*
no secret which one is the breadwinner…
Has she got the face to wear this or is she trying to draw attention away from her face?
black rose lace stockings, black shirt, black and red panties… and a white ribbon hanging off her butt? yeah that just pulls the whole ensemble together doesn’t it?
Signing up for the wedding registry
fancy underwear: check
arm length gloves: check
first item on wish list: the wedding dress
I thought it was a guy
Does she have the face to wear this or is she trying to draw attention away from the face?
Who’ll take the girl with the skinny legs? LeRoy! you got her!
I may as well be the one to say it… I’d hit it.
If you’re going to dress like a hooker, you need to go all out with 6″ stilettos.
wtf?! She has no pants on! I don’t understand how the “greeters” of these WalMarts allow these people to walk in their stores undressed! PS-Those shoes are hideous. At least she has a nice body but doesn’t mean you need to show almost every inch of it. Retard.
I believe the “tail” she is sporting in the apron ties from her “Fifi the French Maid” outfit. I think they were in a hurry to get to Walmart to print out their photos of the whole Fifi encounter so they could go home and relive it’s gloriousness. However, I have no explanation for the hideous shoes…
Teen-aged goth-girl is thinking, “Dad, those baggy-assed pants make you look so goofy. I’m glad none of my friends are around. I’d be SOO embarrassed!:
Klassy with a “K”
I have said it before, and I will say it again. You may not agree with her choice of outfits, but at least she has the body for it. Much rather see a skinny girl in an outfit like this than some 300 pound woman who thinks she is sexy with back boobs and cottage cheese thighs hanging out.
She’s signing up for the wedding registry.
got the fancy underwear: check
arm length gloves: check
first item on wish list: the wedding dress
Geez get a tan.
Ain’t enough meat on her to make a shiskabob with a toothpick.
So my guess is that she has a bustier on, hence the ribbon hanging out the back. So she tried to be decent and throw on a black tank before they left for Wal-Mart, however she should have tried a little bit harder…
ADAMS familys lost child
This looks like a young boy to me but whatever the case it’s just too dressy for WalMart. ***rolling eyes***
I wish my lawn was emo like she is. That way it would cut itself.
actually cutting is nothing to laff about but oh well.
What is that? A tail?
youre all retarded
are you all fat single sweaty insecure a-holes? cuz its not youre style you say its trash? well hey id probably sleep with her before any of you!!! id rather get with a tight little ass than eat cottage cheese! im sorry i cant figure out where to buy clothes like my grand parents…
Well at least she’s wearing sensible shoes
Tp tail tp tail bitch has got a tp tail. Butt at least it am cleeeeen.
Hey, I wear army boots with my fishnets.
I’m just so confused when I look at this picture…
“Oh come on Dad, I’m already for the Spring Fling. I have to come to Wal-Mart Now for my formal black nail polish and razor blades.”
I wonder if this falls under the “Rocky Horror Exemption Code: T23.5″ which reads: “Fishnets and exposed body parts are allowable in public if one is on their way to see RHPS, but must be purchasing something for the show such as props, condoms, or cigarettes”
I wish my lawn was emo like her. That way it would cut itself.
Light that thing hanging down and watch her do the dance of the flaming asshole!
Everyone has a nightmare where they leave the house without their skirt. It has become a reality for this girl.
That’s a VERY confused 13 year old boy.
I know our businesses are similar, but “Losers R us” is next door……
It’s a fashion faux pas to wear a white garter belt with all that black…just sayin’
Did she have to tie her ass up to keep the clap from creeping out?
I love that tail..
When you throw this boy up in the air, he pulls the white ripcord out his butt and opens his parachute, too simple
I’ve checked out this site long enough to know that this kind of getup when worn in public is usually on a guy. And his/her build is doing anything to help me make up my mind.
Fly on the Wall
Actually, those are some very nice stockings. The rest of the outfit, though…
Never in my fourteen years have I seen an emo hooker.
Son of Sam's Club
Goth whore, not to be confused with a golfer.
LOL I really think this looks FUN!!! There was a time when I would have worn it.
Short or very young drag queen. The shoulders on that are too broad and the legs too thin . Wonder where he got those cool hose though.
After your bondage sessions, please don’t announce to the world that you just got your ass smacked and your hair pulled. Be classy about it.
June 7th, 2011
meh…not good but better then a fat chick
Something old: her grandmother’s lingerie
Something new: the WalMart thong she’s buying
Something borrowed: her grandfather’s shoes
Something blue: her soul
Bonus points if that is a tran
That’s a man, man!
I think it a young girl, what father would let his kid go out like that.
Those hideous sensible shoes! WHy? WhY?
June 8th, 2011
YAY for no humanity!!!
Those shoes do NOT go with the rest of the outfit!!
@BatSchizzleCrazy … Damn man! That was a great quote!!
@WHYNOT – You suck! Please consider NOT adding to the gene pool!!
@Everyone else – That looks like a guy in drag (notice the shoulders). If it’s a lady, I’d eat that ass like R. Kelly (no minors tho! )
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And what’s with those ugly-ass shoes?!?!
June 9th, 2011
What the hell is the ribbon like thing hanging out from underneath her dress? I can tell it isn’t toilet paper, but wtf?
June 10th, 2011
This looks like “John” had to get some rubbers at Walmart before he could get what he was paying for..
June 11th, 2011
It appears Tim Burton’s personal whore has gone out to buy some cereal. How delightful.
That is slit-my-wrists fancy.
June 12th, 2011
I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania!!!!!!
Pretty sure that is a dude.
June 15th, 2011
@ Son Of Sam’s Club: Goth whore is a redundancy. All goths are whores.
June 20th, 2011
Someone has the Herps!!!
June 23rd, 2011
dude…u guys are rude.notging wrong with the way she dresses
June 28th, 2011
Not sure why the comment is about the roses considering she has her under wear hanging out and toilet paper hanging out of those
June 30th, 2011
My question is why didnt she take the T.P out of her butt when she came out of the bathroom.
July 31st, 2011