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Umm is that a dirty Walmart porno? I doubt you’ll find that in the $5 DVD bins that they have. Maybe we at PoWM should come out with our own porno with all the booby pics that get sent our way (even though they took our obvious title)! On second thought, I doubt people will want to pay money for a DVD full of gross, nasty, Walmartian titties.

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  1. Mike

    That’s just not right.

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  2. I hope the ones greeting the cameras arent the same ones greeting the
    customers.

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  3. Chris

    “Girls of Wal Mart” porno? That might be enough to put me off sex … permanently.

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  4. Eric

    Hopefully this one does the trick, CVS Sluts, Women Of Walgreens, and Target Trannies just didn’t do it for me.

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    June 6th, 2011

  5. Emma

    What?!

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    June 6th, 2011

  6. Erin O.

    LMFAO…Uh-uh no way….That is like going to a strip club an a Tuesday afternoon in the wrong side of town!! ……..But the thought that they are trying so hard…..makes me smile!!!

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  7. Buzz Kill

    50 minutes? Noooooooooooo!

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  8. mary

    LOVE Eric’s comment!!! LOL!

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    June 6th, 2011

  9. TxLeaguer

    And I guess you would have us believe that your satellite provider has the PPV porn right next to ESPN on the directory.

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  10. Meghan

    HHHHHHHA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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    June 6th, 2011

  11. mandyj212000

    I’m thinking that roll-back titties isn’t the theme that good ol’ Sam was looking for!

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    June 6th, 2011

  12. Knot Ewe

    Not as good as “Aceholes in Ace Hardware”.

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    June 6th, 2011

  13. Mike

    Girls of Walmart sequel to be released in two weeks.

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  14. Send those titty pics to me and i’ll put them on my tittybattles.com site! Who knows… some people might actually vote for nasty titties… everyone has their own taste!

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  15. Even if I were straight, Wal-Mart would be the last place I’d go to check out women.

    Couldn’t these perverts get in trouble for even suggesting this is filmed secretly in Wal-Mart? Some Chinese guy just got in trouble for doing the same thing in Starbucks. He’d go into the restroom every hour and upload the video in his car and bring the camera back into the restroom, same thing over and over all day.

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    June 6th, 2011

  16. rnjane

    Haahahah .Walmartian titties. Is that any thing like Neptunian titties?

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  17. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!

    Why on earth would anyone pay to see THAT??? Why would you even want to?

    The very thought gives me a quiver in the liver!

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  18. l

    Walmart has the monopoly on everything why not porn

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  19. KatT

    At this point, I would not be surprised if someone did pay for this stuff…most likely a fellow Walperson. Who we’ve seen on this site before.

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  20. stupidtalk

    finally comes a time of not knowing exactly what to say but knowing exactly what to do…

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  21. ds

    Don’t get why anyone would want to see Wal-martian boobs, unless they are into long, flat, wrinkly, bruised, cigarette burned, rash covered back boobies…

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  22. Chris

    Actually, as a “real man” I would like to see the walmartian tits. Any “real man” loves tits, regardless of size, shape, color, whatever. If there is a female, and I see a slight hint of tittyness, I will check it out. It’s in our DNA.

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  23. WhoCares

    Bhahaha Eeeww!!

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  24. Ben H.

    I think my mom is in this one.

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  25. Linda

    LMFAO @ Eric’s comment !!

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  26. wille t

    i say you make that porno and send one to all the powm haters, since they hate this site sooooo much but spend sooooo much time on it

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  27. signguy

    … and thanks to modern technology I no longer have to deal with burned out projector bulbs halfway through the performance at the really good part.

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  28. JMHodge320

    LMAO! Has anyone really looked at who greets us at Wally World?? I know the chick at ours has a beard and the other lady down at the other door is like 150 yrs old!!! Bow-chicka-wow-wow :)~

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  29. busted

    A wonderful thing about budgeting for a porn production is that costuming is always the first place they cut.

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  30. Poison Ivy

    How ironic that WM can’t even sell their porn in their own stores. It’s going to make it so much harder to match faces to titties. Sigh.

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  31. KatT

    @Busted. Yeah, right after “acting”.

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  32. Lame

    It is not porn! My ex-bf actually bought the disc a few years back and I still have it.
    It is a lame video of girls talking and slowly removing their clothes… nothing more.

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  33. Pass the eye bleach please

    Well “K-Mart Clitorises” left me dissapointed..maybe this will be more stimulating lol

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  34. Jamie

    The movie didn’t say it was specifically the greeters in this dumb porno… not everyone who does or has worked at Wal Mart is disgusting, although I don’t know about their titties. Some people only work there, because there is nothing else out there currently. Even though Wal Mart is like a communist nation, at least you can get a pay check. I, myself, dislike the Wal Mart cooperation, and yes SOME people that go in there are completly disgusting. I’m just saying that not everyone who WORKS there is gross, old, wrinkly, have cigarette burns , ect. I love this site though! :)

    * P.S. Those girls in the video don’t actually really work at a Wal Mart anyway.

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  35. Son of Sam's Club

    FREE ACCESS WITH YOUR WALMART CLUB CARD

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  36. Eddie E

    This is a real movie produced by “Play-Boy”. All I did was a Google search and this was the first link. It’s sold at Amazon.

    http://www.amazon.com/Playboy-Women-Wal-Mart-Suzan-Battaglia/dp/B0001906OK

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  37. Jen

    Girls Gone Wal-mart.

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  38. Stephen

    I find this difficult to…. well, you know.

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    June 7th, 2011

  39. JOHN JERMEY

    What better place to find discount dates?? WAL-MART Just picked up the Dolls & Bikes girl yesterday, now to get hold of that Electronics girl.. PPPPUUUUURRRRRRR!!!

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  40. Angelica

    That’s not right. That paragraph is too long to read for WalMart folk.

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  41. Leigh

    Oh I bet they would. JUst to buy it, take it home, and spend time going “ooohhh gross!!!! lets see the next one becau-ooohhhh eeewwwwww”…….yep. Americans are that far gone. lol

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  42. TrashBoy

    Don’t know if anyone knew t his or not.. but there actually was a Girls of Wal-Mart Playboy.. it featured girls that worked at Wal-Mart from around the States or something like that.. maybe that’s what this is all about

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  43. dreamara

    ;/ wow im kinda offended …i work at wal-mart…so are u guys saying everyone at walmart is trashy…..and ugly???

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  44. Rick

    Maybe you could publish a book called,

    “Rejected by POWM!”

    You could do something like that. You won’t show us the stuff you guys end up rejecting because it may be too much for our eyes to see. *shrug*

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  45. WildWalmartWomen

    “Girls Gone Walmart”, soon to be released at a Walmart near YOU.

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  46. susie

    I used to work at a video store that rented out Girls of Walmart alongside of Girls of Starbucks and a few others. It was “soft” enough that it didn’t have to be in our back room, so it was right on the shelves.

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    June 9th, 2011

  47. somechick

    What, have they run out of every other possible idea for porn?! Girls of WALMART?

    Do they look like the “girls” on this site? o.O

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  48. Tindy

    Naked Sets of Boobs would be a great band name.

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    June 11th, 2011

  49. Jake

    If it was Target on the other hand, I’d pay about 100 dollars for that shyt

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    June 12th, 2011

  50. me

    And Sadly all you guys on here would really watch that hahahaha

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    June 14th, 2011

  51. Jessica Miller

    And sadly all you guys on here would watch this hahahaha

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  52. Ben

    It may not be a few years back that bad. Playboy actually had some walmart employees pose for them.

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  53. Ben

    It may not be that bad. A few years back playboy had some Walmart employeees pose for them.

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  54. kitty

    @dreamara – yes, you’re a fugly skank and should go top yourself before you use up any more oxygen.

    or you could keep off this site and learn to not take everything literally :/

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  55. Elisa

    Being a Wm employee this just made me crack up :) so going on FB where my dear co-workers can share in my laughter ^^

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    June 18th, 2011

  56. wow

    I actually watched this.
    All they do is talk to one girl at one store, then she does a strip dance. Thats it.
    And no, its not videos of people you see on PoWM.
    Some where good looking, some were decent… but of course you know playboy is not going to get ugly ones :P

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    June 21st, 2011

  57. Lauren

    rule 38. ’nuff said

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    June 24th, 2011

  58. Lauren

    rule 34*

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    June 24th, 2011

  59. Josh

    You guys do realize that having all those photos is a comedy gold mine? I know tons of people that would buy your version purely for the comedic irony.

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    July 3rd, 2011

  60. do you really get 100 dollars for a funny picture????

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    July 12th, 2011

  61. 203

    finally, a show that scars you for life

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