June 9th, 2011
The Belt Collector
I was getting ready to wig out on this gentlemen for not only wearing suspenders with a belt, but wearing suspenders with 2 belts, then I remembered all the ass cracks hanging out on here and figured the extra effort not to subject us to that should be applauded.
Florida
The Belt Collector,
111 Comments, Comment or Ping
The slimming effect of the extra belt is remarkable.
June 9th, 2011
Strange!!
June 9th, 2011
Lamer hosen.
June 9th, 2011
Take a look at his right leg. He’s certainly dealing with some kind of physical problem. He may even have an artificial limb. Not funny at all.
June 9th, 2011
Really you americans… hilarious!!
June 9th, 2011
I don’t know what’s a worse crime, double belt that’s keeping his pants too high or socks with sandals!
June 9th, 2011
muffin top followed by a reverse camel toe
June 9th, 2011
Woah…talk about wearing a girdle! I guess a second belt works just as well!
June 9th, 2011
It’s almost as if he has somebody else’s ass and legs.
June 9th, 2011
It looks like he’s using the second belt to hold his hips together
June 9th, 2011
Maybe he passes them out to people who truly need them (in fact, look at previous photos on this site and there are many who could benefit from his generosity)…or he’s just a loon lol
either way it looks painful!
June 9th, 2011
I can think of a few guys in my neighborhood that I would love to share this fashion tip with!!
June 9th, 2011
Better then seeing asscrack. Still confused as to why the second belts buckle is in the BACK?!
June 9th, 2011
Looks like he just ripped the tag off those pants, too.
Does he own a mirror?
June 9th, 2011
WE ARE PROBABLY LOOKING AT A WOUNDE VET THAT NEEDS ALL THE HELP HE CAN GET AND WE ARE MAKING FUN OF HIM, asa matter of fact it apears he has only one arm by the fall of his shirt
June 9th, 2011
looks like he’s ready for the flood too…
June 9th, 2011
When you have a turtle head poking out, there’s no need to clench your cheeks. Simply use the beltinator 2000…only 19.95 plus 7.95 s/h.
June 9th, 2011
I like that this man had the sense to wear clothes. Granted it’s a bit too many belts, but I don’t think he has a woman in his life to help him dress. The socks with flip flops are funny too.
June 9th, 2011
Don’t have the right curves? Try the belt-o-mattic. You can instantly create curves anywhere!
June 9th, 2011
Give the man credit. He is one of the few People of Walmart who is trying to keep his pants ON…
June 9th, 2011
i’m smelling cat piss again…
June 9th, 2011
What we cant see is that the lowest belt is garnishing a strap on
June 9th, 2011
Even his spare tire is steel belted!
June 9th, 2011
He just want to make his “love handles” more prominent.
June 9th, 2011
He is trying to compensate for those that show ass crack. When you two together, one showing crack and him, they both look normal.
kind of like -4 +4 =0
June 9th, 2011
his stance is so sexy my dog won’t stop licking the monitor…
June 9th, 2011
really don’t think his cat needs more than one chance to say no…
June 9th, 2011
When our esteemed POWM medical staff checks in, can they please spare us the details of his assumed medical issues… Thank you.
June 9th, 2011
At least he is actually trying to keep his pants UP! Unlike most of the other people on this website.
June 9th, 2011
My guess is that he’s stealing a)two belts OR b)suspenders and a belt. He’s going for the crazy look so that none dare question him. It’s kinda genius if you ask me!
June 9th, 2011
Grandpa said never trust a man who wears a belt and suspenders … Wonder what he’d think about this guy?
June 9th, 2011
O’ryan’s belt!
June 9th, 2011
Wow…he’s making damn sure that his pants don’t fall down! Wonder what he’s hiding??
June 9th, 2011
“Dad!?”
June 9th, 2011
Hillbilly chastity belt!
June 9th, 2011
Wearing a fanny pack goes better with his outfit than a man-purse.
June 9th, 2011
Suzy8track, as to your question: I bet it’s more than what Weiner was showing.
June 9th, 2011
I am surprised nobody has thought that the second belt is really a belt-bag, waist pack, butt bag…call it what you will…this guy should win an award for the fashion don’t trifecta.
June 9th, 2011
I can’t tell if his ensemble is to keep his pants up, or his flab up.
June 9th, 2011
Do it yourself “muffin top”. COOL
June 9th, 2011
Most Walmart shoppers have their pants hanging off!! lol
June 9th, 2011
might be a little less conspicuous if you remove all evidence of the new pants tag when ripping them off…
June 9th, 2011
Extra-corporeal codpiece
June 9th, 2011
Good eye. His wife obviously wasn’t with him.
How do you know so much about cats??
June 9th, 2011
80% of the people featured on this site would do well to emulate this.
June 9th, 2011
grampas idea of the lap-band
June 9th, 2011
LOL Jig. Funny!
June 9th, 2011
he may have a hernia. I have heard of older men who wear a second belt to hold in their hernias. I just always thought they wore them under their pants.
June 9th, 2011
Normally I would laugh like crazy. However, he is an old Man and he might not have all of his faculties. It actually makes me kind of sad.
June 9th, 2011
Trying to restrain an assplosion shart!
June 9th, 2011
maybe he’s filled with toothpaste
June 9th, 2011
Is that the child restraint belt for the cart? Has he strapped himself to the cart? My, oh, my, talk about an effect!
June 9th, 2011
How on earth did he buckle the one belt behind him? I could barely do that now and I”m not old.
I can’t wait to get old enough to not give a darn how I look anymore.
June 9th, 2011
He has seen this site before and is under the impression that Wal Mart’s floors have a magnetic device that pulls pants down. He’s just tryin to play it safe so he didn’t end up on here.
June 9th, 2011
I am pretty sure he is buying depends and the extra belt is to hold them up when they are full to the brim you know how a babys diapers sag when wet or full of poo well just imagine that depends when a grown man lets go
June 9th, 2011
LOL Son of Sam’s!
June 9th, 2011
Are you sure that’s not a fanny pack belt?
June 9th, 2011
Might be trying to get extra holding support for an adult diaper?
June 9th, 2011
This may be the author of “Return of the Mac”, and he is prepared for the inevitable craving.
June 9th, 2011
The extra belt is connected to his fanny pac . nothing more nothing less.
June 9th, 2011
The belt is to hold up an external colostomy bag.
they fit you with one like this before you get the more permanent setup
Grandpa had one.
Its easier to tell when they are full, and nobody is gonna mess with you when they see you swing a bag of poo in front of you.
June 9th, 2011
Well, it’s lunchtime. Speaking of cravings, I’m off to MacDonalds.
Ah, the power of suggestion…
June 9th, 2011
I think he’s trying to steal the second belt!
June 9th, 2011
That’s his Chastity Belt.
June 9th, 2011
Just thought of one so bad I won’t even print it.
June 9th, 2011
Wow, a two sport champion. Not only does he qualify for POWM but the style works on White Trash Repairs.
June 9th, 2011
That’s a ‘Roid control belt. . . .
June 9th, 2011
BFD so 2 of his friends asked him to “go out for a belt or two”. . .
June 9th, 2011
all these comments and not one crack about the shirt or the sandal selection ? , , , ,
June 9th, 2011
maybe that’s what people mean by Half Assed . . . . .
June 9th, 2011
With the buckle in the back and he being such a dapper fellow otherwise, I suspect his wife put it there as somehing of a impromptu chasity belt ( he couldn’t get it back on like that) . Could be his habit is to go to Walmart just to pick up young hotties.
June 9th, 2011
showing ass-crack at walmart is almost a requirement for admittance into the store, we should all be thankful that this thoughtful man did not want to participate, and kudos to him for his affirmation of body coverage with multiple support accessories
June 9th, 2011
You know i laugh at alot of pictures posted on this site but this one i dont think i can laugh and make fun of.obviously he has a physical disability and looks like only one arm.Thats not funny
June 9th, 2011
Hats off to this man for going to all extremes to keep his pants up. He would NEVER want to be thought of us as one of those fellas that have sagging pants that show off their undies…I LIKE THIS GUY!!!
June 9th, 2011
I’m thinking its possibly to hold up his colostomy bag. poor guy.
June 9th, 2011
He’s wearing a holster for a medical device?
June 9th, 2011
@fader
Aw, don’t be shy. How bad could it be?
June 9th, 2011
gotta have one belt to keep the “front butt” in check lol
June 9th, 2011
As a some-time hospital worker, I agree with the folks who noticed he may be missing both an arm and a leg. That would explain wearing the sandals; it’s hard to tie shoes with only one hand.
Don’t know about the belt, but even I’ll admit he does look bit odd.
June 9th, 2011
I’m all applause for this guys effort to just say no to crack. Even if he has no physical disability, I have no problem with men keeping their pants on and being sure they stay on.
June 9th, 2011
This brings all new meaning to “Muffin Top”
June 9th, 2011
HAHAHAHA
June 9th, 2011
Looks like someone tied a string around some dough then baked it.
June 9th, 2011
Major.
June 9th, 2011
I’m sure the second belt is something to do with a physical problem. Give him a break. He is decently covered which is more than you can say about a lot of people at Walmart.
June 10th, 2011
Guess he’s earned a double black belt!
June 10th, 2011
The 2nd belt looks like a fanny pack. Doesn’t excuse the belt + suspenders and how much you want to make a bet he’s got garters holding up his socks, too.
June 10th, 2011
My late Uncle used to weat a second belt down low (and cinched real tight) from time to time, the reason was he had a bad back and his sciatic nerve would act up. Apparently, due to whatever was wrong with his back; this would help relieve the pain and he’d be able to get up and about.
Perhaps this guy has the same issue, and should not be made fun of. Sure it looks silly, but it beats being laid up in bed in traction.
June 10th, 2011
tring to make his ass match his head?
June 10th, 2011
C’mon, let’s hear it!!! Don’t make me beg…
June 10th, 2011
On second thought, after reading all the comments, I agree that he may be an amputee. The haircut suggests a possible vet as well.
Let’s let him be (and maybe even say a lil thank you).
June 10th, 2011
At least he has clothes on
Clothes that at least apparently fit him and cover everything
They at least match
and are not rainbow brite bright.
PoWM we are supposed to see the freaks
not the folks who are at least 1/2way decent.
June 10th, 2011
think i’ll go play my violin……
June 10th, 2011
I’d rather see Grandpa’s colostomy belt/muffin top any day than some guys’ pants sagging low to expose ragged see-through underwear forcing us to look at his ass crack through the thin material, even as we try and force our eyes to go elsewhere!!
June 10th, 2011
The first man ever to have 2 different waist sizes at the same time.
June 12th, 2011
It’s pickpocket protection!
June 12th, 2011
His right leg is obviously an artificial limb. NOT funny.
June 13th, 2011
OK, without making fun of a disabled individual, I am still going to marvel at the suspenders. They appear to be looped at the bottom to intentionally go around a belt. Who knew they even make suspenders that are by design supposed to be worn with a belt?!!! Hey, maybe they do as a medical supply for the disabled, and I assume he has a valid need for this, um, arrangement. But I am still marveling at the belt-loop suspenders.
As to the lower belt, maybe it does have something to do with holding a prosthetic leg or other device in place, but… couldn’t it go *under* his pants?
June 13th, 2011
Ok that really really made me laugh… Wow
June 14th, 2011
My guess is the lower belt is being used as a sacro-iliac belt. Another poster above had mentioned something similar. A sacro iliac belt helps to keep the pelvis snug, so there isn’t much movement where the pelvis meets the back. Somefolks can wear them under their clothing, and sometimes they just don’t stay up that way. What ever works. They usually help alot with chronic pain.
June 15th, 2011
Wow. His ass is a lot tinier then i would’ve expected, had he only 1 belt on.
June 16th, 2011
headless ?
June 19th, 2011
This man obviously has a health condition. Making fun of that is wrong.
June 20th, 2011
Here is a hint. . . . Not another belt! How about a lap band?!
June 24th, 2011
In case the first belt failed…he has a back up plan@!
July 3rd, 2011
It’s like Inception: an ass within an ass!
July 14th, 2011
I can feel my intestines being crushed to death just by looking at this.
August 8th, 2011
Love the Site, but you missed two now. First,” you grow it , we will come” shirt. Now this. Look at his right leg and ass, they are atrophied , also his off center stance with toes pointed. He has hip and most likely knee issues, the pressure of the belt across the sciatica relieves pain, from the mis alined spine…He does this so as the old fart can be independent… How do I know, I have the same problem and do the same thing, though I wear a belt across my shrunken ass, under my clothing.
August 18th, 2011
He is trying his damned not to be one of the many buttcracks on PoWm…He ended up here anyway.
August 31st, 2011
I meant damndest if I spelt correctly this time.
August 31st, 2011
Wait I got a better one. I’ll be damned if they get my buttcrack on PoWm haha I’l show them.
August 31st, 2011
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