The Belt Collector



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I was getting ready to wig out on this gentlemen for not only wearing suspenders with a belt, but wearing suspenders with 2 belts, then I remembered all the ass cracks hanging out on here and figured the extra effort not to subject us to that should be applauded.

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The Belt Collector, 9.5 out of 10 based on 26 ratings

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  1. TxLeaguer

    The slimming effect of the extra belt is remarkable.

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  2. Mypooreyes

    Strange!!

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  3. Cline

    Lamer hosen.

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  4. SteveMalachi

    Take a look at his right leg. He’s certainly dealing with some kind of physical problem. He may even have an artificial limb. Not funny at all.

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  5. Eva

    Really you americans… hilarious!!

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  6. Jersey

    I don’t know what’s a worse crime, double belt that’s keeping his pants too high or socks with sandals!

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  7. Leslie

    muffin top followed by a reverse camel toe

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  8. Anna

    Woah…talk about wearing a girdle! I guess a second belt works just as well!

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  9. Scott Haines

    It’s almost as if he has somebody else’s ass and legs.

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  10. April

    It looks like he’s using the second belt to hold his hips together

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  11. MistressT

    Maybe he passes them out to people who truly need them (in fact, look at previous photos on this site and there are many who could benefit from his generosity)…or he’s just a loon lol :) either way it looks painful!

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  12. JoDean Meyer

    I can think of a few guys in my neighborhood that I would love to share this fashion tip with!!

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  13. Messa

    Better then seeing asscrack. Still confused as to why the second belts buckle is in the BACK?!

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  14. SIW

    Looks like he just ripped the tag off those pants, too.

    Does he own a mirror?

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  15. tim

    WE ARE PROBABLY LOOKING AT A WOUNDE VET THAT NEEDS ALL THE HELP HE CAN GET AND WE ARE MAKING FUN OF HIM, asa matter of fact it apears he has only one arm by the fall of his shirt

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  16. stupidtalk

    looks like he’s ready for the flood too…

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  17. Kermit

    When you have a turtle head poking out, there’s no need to clench your cheeks. Simply use the beltinator 2000…only 19.95 plus 7.95 s/h.

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  18. Anna

    I like that this man had the sense to wear clothes. Granted it’s a bit too many belts, but I don’t think he has a woman in his life to help him dress. The socks with flip flops are funny too.

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  19. Angelica

    Don’t have the right curves? Try the belt-o-mattic. You can instantly create curves anywhere!

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  20. Gwen

    Give the man credit. He is one of the few People of Walmart who is trying to keep his pants ON…

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  21. signguy

    i’m smelling cat piss again…

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  22. Strahd

    What we cant see is that the lowest belt is garnishing a strap on

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  23. Cynic

    Even his spare tire is steel belted!

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  24. Bumpkinisluvd

    He just want to make his “love handles” more prominent.

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  25. Wayne

    He is trying to compensate for those that show ass crack. When you two together, one showing crack and him, they both look normal.

    kind of like -4 +4 =0

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  26. notalenthack

    his stance is so sexy my dog won’t stop licking the monitor…

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  27. lovetobebad

    really don’t think his cat needs more than one chance to say no…

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  28. forbidmenot

    When our esteemed POWM medical staff checks in, can they please spare us the details of his assumed medical issues… Thank you.

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  29. Michelle

    At least he is actually trying to keep his pants UP! Unlike most of the other people on this website.

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  30. JustJulie

    My guess is that he’s stealing a)two belts OR b)suspenders and a belt. He’s going for the crazy look so that none dare question him. It’s kinda genius if you ask me!

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  31. No Bet U2

    Grandpa said never trust a man who wears a belt and suspenders … Wonder what he’d think about this guy?

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  32. Jig

    O’ryan’s belt!

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  33. Suzy8track

    Wow…he’s making damn sure that his pants don’t fall down! Wonder what he’s hiding??

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  34. Capt.Jack

    “Dad!?”

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  35. Hillbilly chastity belt!

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  36. MaggieD

    Wearing a fanny pack goes better with his outfit than a man-purse.

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  37. MaggieD

    Suzy8track, as to your question: I bet it’s more than what Weiner was showing.

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  38. clarkybeast

    I am surprised nobody has thought that the second belt is really a belt-bag, waist pack, butt bag…call it what you will…this guy should win an award for the fashion don’t trifecta.

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  39. nano

    I can’t tell if his ensemble is to keep his pants up, or his flab up.

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  40. Treye

    Do it yourself “muffin top”. COOL

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  41. zootsuit711

    Most Walmart shoppers have their pants hanging off!! lol

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  42. busted

    might be a little less conspicuous if you remove all evidence of the new pants tag when ripping them off…

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  43. bleu

    Extra-corporeal codpiece

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  44. verbatim

    Good eye. His wife obviously wasn’t with him.

    How do you know so much about cats??

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  45. K-Dog

    80% of the people featured on this site would do well to emulate this.

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  46. wille t

    grampas idea of the lap-band

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  47. verbatim

    LOL Jig. Funny!

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  48. jessi

    he may have a hernia. I have heard of older men who wear a second belt to hold in their hernias. I just always thought they wore them under their pants.

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  49. contiki

    Normally I would laugh like crazy. However, he is an old Man and he might not have all of his faculties. It actually makes me kind of sad. :(

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  50. madz1962

    Trying to restrain an assplosion shart!

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  51. Son of Sam's Club

    maybe he’s filled with toothpaste

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  52. Is that the child restraint belt for the cart? Has he strapped himself to the cart? My, oh, my, talk about an effect!

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  53. Jennifer

    How on earth did he buckle the one belt behind him? I could barely do that now and I”m not old.

    I can’t wait to get old enough to not give a darn how I look anymore.

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  54. Beth

    He has seen this site before and is under the impression that Wal Mart’s floors have a magnetic device that pulls pants down. He’s just tryin to play it safe so he didn’t end up on here.

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  55. johnnnie

    I am pretty sure he is buying depends and the extra belt is to hold them up when they are full to the brim you know how a babys diapers sag when wet or full of poo well just imagine that depends when a grown man lets go

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  56. verbatim

    LOL Son of Sam’s!

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  57. erin

    Are you sure that’s not a fanny pack belt?

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  58. Might be trying to get extra holding support for an adult diaper?

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  59. energizer

    This may be the author of “Return of the Mac”, and he is prepared for the inevitable craving.

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  60. been there, done that

    The extra belt is connected to his fanny pac . nothing more nothing less.

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  61. Mr Brown

    The belt is to hold up an external colostomy bag.

    they fit you with one like this before you get the more permanent setup

    Grandpa had one.

    Its easier to tell when they are full, and nobody is gonna mess with you when they see you swing a bag of poo in front of you.

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  62. energizer

    Well, it’s lunchtime. Speaking of cravings, I’m off to MacDonalds.

    Ah, the power of suggestion…

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  63. Earl

    I think he’s trying to steal the second belt!

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  64. Jen

    That’s his Chastity Belt.

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  65. fader

    Just thought of one so bad I won’t even print it.

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  66. Wraub

    Wow, a two sport champion. Not only does he qualify for POWM but the style works on White Trash Repairs.

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  67. That’s a ‘Roid control belt. . . .

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  68. BFD so 2 of his friends asked him to “go out for a belt or two”. . .

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  69. all these comments and not one crack about the shirt or the sandal selection ? , , , ,

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  70. maybe that’s what people mean by Half Assed . . . . .

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  71. The Mexican

    With the buckle in the back and he being such a dapper fellow otherwise, I suspect his wife put it there as somehing of a impromptu chasity belt ( he couldn’t get it back on like that) . Could be his habit is to go to Walmart just to pick up young hotties.

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  72. Bobert

    showing ass-crack at walmart is almost a requirement for admittance into the store, we should all be thankful that this thoughtful man did not want to participate, and kudos to him for his affirmation of body coverage with multiple support accessories

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  73. Michael

    You know i laugh at alot of pictures posted on this site but this one i dont think i can laugh and make fun of.obviously he has a physical disability and looks like only one arm.Thats not funny

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  74. slodney

    Hats off to this man for going to all extremes to keep his pants up. He would NEVER want to be thought of us as one of those fellas that have sagging pants that show off their undies…I LIKE THIS GUY!!!

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  75. Sockandawe

    I’m thinking its possibly to hold up his colostomy bag. poor guy.

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  76. bleached_hair

    He’s wearing a holster for a medical device?

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  77. energizer

    @fader

    Aw, don’t be shy. How bad could it be?

    :-)

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  78. jeff sayler

    gotta have one belt to keep the “front butt” in check lol

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  79. Lady Anne

    As a some-time hospital worker, I agree with the folks who noticed he may be missing both an arm and a leg. That would explain wearing the sandals; it’s hard to tie shoes with only one hand.

    Don’t know about the belt, but even I’ll admit he does look bit odd.

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  80. GooberPP

    I’m all applause for this guys effort to just say no to crack. Even if he has no physical disability, I have no problem with men keeping their pants on and being sure they stay on.

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  81. This brings all new meaning to “Muffin Top”

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    June 9th, 2011

  82. Shane

    HAHAHAHA

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    June 9th, 2011

  83. Frank

    Looks like someone tied a string around some dough then baked it.

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    June 9th, 2011

  84. fader

    Major.

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    June 9th, 2011

  85. Edge

    I’m sure the second belt is something to do with a physical problem. Give him a break. He is decently covered which is more than you can say about a lot of people at Walmart.

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    June 10th, 2011

  86. PPLWATCHER

    Guess he’s earned a double black belt!

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    June 10th, 2011

  87. D.

    The 2nd belt looks like a fanny pack. Doesn’t excuse the belt + suspenders and how much you want to make a bet he’s got garters holding up his socks, too.

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  88. me

    My late Uncle used to weat a second belt down low (and cinched real tight) from time to time, the reason was he had a bad back and his sciatic nerve would act up. Apparently, due to whatever was wrong with his back; this would help relieve the pain and he’d be able to get up and about.

    Perhaps this guy has the same issue, and should not be made fun of. Sure it looks silly, but it beats being laid up in bed in traction.

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    June 10th, 2011

  89. MarkedChanges

    tring to make his ass match his head?

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    June 10th, 2011

  90. energizer

    C’mon, let’s hear it!!! Don’t make me beg…

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    June 10th, 2011

  91. energizer

    On second thought, after reading all the comments, I agree that he may be an amputee. The haircut suggests a possible vet as well.

    Let’s let him be (and maybe even say a lil thank you).

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    June 10th, 2011

  92. BE NICE

    At least he has clothes on
    Clothes that at least apparently fit him and cover everything
    They at least match
    and are not rainbow brite bright.
    PoWM we are supposed to see the freaks
    not the folks who are at least 1/2way decent.

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    June 10th, 2011

  93. marriedbutlooking

    think i’ll go play my violin……

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    June 10th, 2011

  94. BADTATTOOS

    I’d rather see Grandpa’s colostomy belt/muffin top any day than some guys’ pants sagging low to expose ragged see-through underwear forcing us to look at his ass crack through the thin material, even as we try and force our eyes to go elsewhere!!

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    June 10th, 2011

  95. godot

    The first man ever to have 2 different waist sizes at the same time.

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    June 12th, 2011

  96. somechick

    It’s pickpocket protection!

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    June 12th, 2011

  97. whitney pitts

    His right leg is obviously an artificial limb. NOT funny.

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    June 13th, 2011

  98. ConsoleCowboy

    OK, without making fun of a disabled individual, I am still going to marvel at the suspenders. They appear to be looped at the bottom to intentionally go around a belt. Who knew they even make suspenders that are by design supposed to be worn with a belt?!!! Hey, maybe they do as a medical supply for the disabled, and I assume he has a valid need for this, um, arrangement. But I am still marveling at the belt-loop suspenders.

    As to the lower belt, maybe it does have something to do with holding a prosthetic leg or other device in place, but… couldn’t it go *under* his pants?

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  99. Julie

    Ok that really really made me laugh… Wow

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    June 14th, 2011

  100. Connie

    My guess is the lower belt is being used as a sacro-iliac belt. Another poster above had mentioned something similar. A sacro iliac belt helps to keep the pelvis snug, so there isn’t much movement where the pelvis meets the back. Somefolks can wear them under their clothing, and sometimes they just don’t stay up that way. What ever works. They usually help alot with chronic pain.

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    June 15th, 2011

  101. melissa

    Wow. His ass is a lot tinier then i would’ve expected, had he only 1 belt on.

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    June 16th, 2011

  102. ghetto elvis

    headless ?

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    June 19th, 2011

  103. Mandy

    This man obviously has a health condition. Making fun of that is wrong.

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    June 20th, 2011

  104. Here is a hint. . . . Not another belt! How about a lap band?!

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    June 24th, 2011

  105. Us

    In case the first belt failed…he has a back up plan@!

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    July 3rd, 2011

  106. Glenna

    It’s like Inception: an ass within an ass!

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    July 14th, 2011

  107. Mlle Major

    I can feel my intestines being crushed to death just by looking at this.

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    August 8th, 2011

  108. CWR

    Love the Site, but you missed two now. First,” you grow it , we will come” shirt. Now this. Look at his right leg and ass, they are atrophied , also his off center stance with toes pointed. He has hip and most likely knee issues, the pressure of the belt across the sciatica relieves pain, from the mis alined spine…He does this so as the old fart can be independent… How do I know, I have the same problem and do the same thing, though I wear a belt across my shrunken ass, under my clothing.

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    August 18th, 2011

  109. Helga

    He is trying his damned not to be one of the many buttcracks on PoWm…He ended up here anyway.

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    August 31st, 2011

  110. Helga

    I meant damndest if I spelt correctly this time.

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  111. Helga

    Wait I got a better one. I’ll be damned if they get my buttcrack on PoWm haha I’l show them.

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