June 12th, 2011
Where Is The Fanny Pack?
You know when your child comes out of his/her room dressed like the kid from Big Daddy and you ask them if they “got dressed in the closet”? That’s cute. This is just sad.
Nebraska
Where Is The Fanny Pack?,
You know when your child comes out of his/her room dressed like the kid from Big Daddy and you ask them if they “got dressed in the closet”? That’s cute. This is just sad.
Nebraska
Where Is The Fanny Pack?,
76 Comments, Comment or Ping
Well if she’s shoplifting it’s not hidden down there.
June 12th, 2011
There are just no words for this mess!
June 12th, 2011
Well…at least the shoes appear to be doing their job…
June 12th, 2011
Looks like Mick Jagger and Rod Stewart had a love child…
June 12th, 2011
Guess she got the wrong idea from her Bunz O’ Steel videos. :/ The Tin man just barfed in his mouth a little.
June 12th, 2011
The only positive thing about this mess is at least she isn’t 300# and wearing skin tight pants.
June 12th, 2011
That’s just plain wrong.
June 12th, 2011
That is not a she.
June 12th, 2011
I think NASA is missing a pair of space pants :*/
June 12th, 2011
Not too long ago we had a person wearing gold pants……..WHERE are they buying these clothes? I don’t blame the people, I blame the store selling these odd articles of clothing!
June 12th, 2011
He’s wearing Shape-Ups. Those pants make it obvious they’re working.
June 12th, 2011
Looks like those shape up sneakers are really working…look at that tight butt.
June 12th, 2011
Oddly dressed, but still not weird/nasty/crude/strange enough to be on the site. This would only be worthy if he/she had the a$$ cut out of the pants.
Really, we need Willie the Pimp back.
June 12th, 2011
Is he trying to make his junk look bigger or prove he doesn’t have any?
June 12th, 2011
Is that a man or a woman? Either way…that’s jacked up right there lol
June 12th, 2011
Who cares? Just throw a blanket over the whole sad mess!
June 12th, 2011
Wearing the Shape Ups to keep that butt firm.
June 12th, 2011
So that’s what happened to the Tin Man and Dorothy’s kid!
June 12th, 2011
Oh Hell to the No!!!
June 12th, 2011
Oh Lord save us…
It’s the Michelin Man’s Aunt Marge.
June 12th, 2011
OMG this is just to sad & wrong for words.
June 12th, 2011
Did Ace Frehley have a yard sale or what?
June 12th, 2011
Look everyone, Richard Simmon’s mother! That’s a female, right?
June 12th, 2011
Hey look, it’s Steven Tyler!
June 12th, 2011
Does she take them to the dry cleaners or just use ArmorAll?
June 12th, 2011
No Camel toe here just the whole hoof
June 12th, 2011
1986: gayer than advertised
June 12th, 2011
the fanny pack is right there. looks like she is tryin to pack something in the right picture.
June 12th, 2011
I agree with redheadedstepchild: WHERE are people buying these metallic tights?!!! Colored tights look bad enough on adults. Let’s work together to pass the legislation to get metallic tights banned forever!!!!
June 12th, 2011
It’s Tin Lizzy.
June 12th, 2011
I like the pants-would def. wear them. I would coordinate them better though. Much nicer shoes, Cami top, Black jacket that falls below the hips, nice jewelry, make up, nice hair style. Yep, I would rock those pants–Most of the time it is not what you wear, but how you wear it that can make or break an outfit. By the way-what’s up with her butt? Looks weird on my screen.
June 12th, 2011
Is that any ugly man, or an even uglier woman?
June 12th, 2011
I’m 50% certain that is a woman.
June 12th, 2011
she would fit well in a reynolds aluminum foil commercial lmao
June 12th, 2011
she did a nice job painting those pants on,,,,,,she even got the wrinkels right
June 12th, 2011
Wait….Is that a guy or girl?
June 12th, 2011
Sad yes, and illegal in all but two Southern states.
June 12th, 2011
is this a man or a woman, even with pants that tight i can’t tell
June 12th, 2011
“WHERE IS THE TRANNY PACK?”
June 12th, 2011
This has got to be a made up photo. The shoes are hideous, too.
June 12th, 2011
I think that this person got confused…it is supposed to be Fanny Pack…not Packin’ Fanny…
June 12th, 2011
My 80-year-old mother would wear them. This is a 100% good reason for the rest of the world not to.
BTW: It’s a woman–not even the most supple tranny could hide his junk in those views.
June 12th, 2011
IT has real nice camel toe
June 12th, 2011
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=46816
Same person…check the shoes.
@To Be Me
Mmmm, sounds sexaay!
June 12th, 2011
New! Reynolds Wrap Aluminum Foil Pants.
June 12th, 2011
You did mean to say “where is her ‘granny pack’ instead, right? lol
June 12th, 2011
The Tin Man endorses Sketchers Shape-Ups.
June 13th, 2011
Well, I guess those “Shape-up” shoes she is wearing really work! Her buns of steel look disturbingly tight in those equally disturbing pants!
June 13th, 2011
@Energizer,
You’re right! There can’t be two of them in Nebraska.
June 13th, 2011
But she has her shape-ups! So its all ok! (Not!)
June 12th, 2011
half Tin-Man, half neighbor lady.
June 13th, 2011
She (or possibly he) has a bad case of NOASSATALL
June 13th, 2011
She is not overweight, looks friendly.
June 13th, 2011
If he/she wore jeans in stead of that fiasco it wouldnt have been so hard on the eyes.
June 13th, 2011
Silver
Silver and gold
Silver and gold
Silver and gold
Ev’ryone wishes
For silver and gold
How do you measure
It’s worth?
Just by the pleasure it
Gives here on Earth
June 13th, 2011
Ziggy Stardust Lives!!!!!
June 13th, 2011
slippery when wet… ?
June 13th, 2011
the scary part is:
1. someone went to a store and thought “these will look nice”
2. then, the clothes were in the closet and someone had to affirmatively think “wow, I wanna wear this today”
3. then at some point, they had to have went infront of a mirror or something reflective and they had to have said “I look OK”
June 13th, 2011
Escapee from the wreckage of Area 51.
June 13th, 2011
New….from the company who brought you Pajama Jeans….
June 13th, 2011
Same whatever as June 8th photo. Check the shoes.
June 13th, 2011
She should get together with the Goldmember guy…
June 13th, 2011
PPLWATCHER, it IS the Goldmember guy. Check my comment above for the link.
June 13th, 2011
Not so quicksilver
June 13th, 2011
This is the same person shown a few days ago wearing gold. Has the same pants in gold, the same shape ups and located in Nebraska. That means she owns more than one color. Ugh.
June 13th, 2011
Is she/ he wearing wheelies?
June 13th, 2011
I mean heelys lol, it has been a while since I saw anyone with them
June 13th, 2011
OMG I think my sister had that same jacket when she was a teenager (in the 1980s)…I remember finding it in the basement storage room.
June 13th, 2011
I think this is the SAME PERSON in the gold lame pants in the June 8th POWM photo! It looks like the same shoes and body shape (*gag*). Am I wrong?!?!
June 15th, 2011
MIssed Connection posting:
To the silver legged beauty with the tight ass– You gave me fashion advice that changed me. I want to see you again. Respond with the type of flower that was on your windbreaker so I know it’s you.
June 15th, 2011
The Silver Surfer has had a tough year.
June 16th, 2011
Guess those Shape-Ups are really doing the trick!
June 17th, 2011
You mean this isn’t a Tea Party rally?
June 17th, 2011
If I dress cool, I will be cool.
No!
And don’t mix your metallics with florals and a stupid hat. Jeez!
I take my daughter’s advice on what to wear and not wear. It’s a good system.
June 18th, 2011
Sad thing is is that I know this lady…
June 28th, 2011
This is the same person as the guy who was wearing the gold pants a few pages back. Look at the shape-ups! And they’re both in Nebraska! Omg, can you imagine someone that ends up on PoW on two seperate occasions with two separate offenses?
June 30th, 2011
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