June 18th, 2011
When A Monkey Nibbles On A Wenis…
It DOES look like the monkey has been photoshopped into the picture, but if you are a frequent visitor of the site, you have seen about 9 other little banana-eaters in Walmart so there is nothing strange about this situation to you.
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When A Monkey Nibbles On A Wenis...,
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thats a total photoshop job! but funny!
June 18th, 2011
There appears to be 2 monkeys in that pic
June 18th, 2011
Uhhhh,…. what’s a `wenis’ ???
June 18th, 2011
Uhhh, … what’s a `wenis’ ???
June 18th, 2011
F#$$%^ ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THIS MADNESS!!!! IF YOU CANT HAVE CHILDREN ADOPT SOME, BUT LEAVE THE ANIMALS HOME !!!!!!
When will these idiot white trash ppl learn not to bring pets into the stores? And when will Wally World finally get the gut to make them leave? They put some poor old person to the door who wont dare to speak up afraid to loose their jobs.
June 18th, 2011
totally photoshopped…and a wenis at least what my kids call a wenis in that stretchy skin on your elbow..
June 18th, 2011
Yeah whoever photoshopped it did a shitty job if you look closely they cut half the monkeys ass off.
June 18th, 2011
My hair is thinning but I “hair club for men” for my monkey
June 18th, 2011
Laugh now but one day they will rule the world
June 18th, 2011
I dont think its shopped. Not after the lizard and the goat and the coon.
June 18th, 2011
Is that monkey wearing a toupe? Undercover monkey.
June 18th, 2011
It looks like a loaf of Wonder Bread is coming out of that monkeys rear…
June 18th, 2011
everybody needs a monkey with a hat on his butt.
June 18th, 2011
Is that the “hide yo kids, hide yo wife” guy in the background?!?
June 18th, 2011
even an old fart like me can tell this is a cut and paste photo.
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 18th, 2011
What’s the deal with the bowl cut on that monkey?!
June 18th, 2011
The monkey does look like it’s been ‘shopped in. Regardless, that monkey reminds me of that evil little bastard in that old movie “Monkey Shines”.
June 18th, 2011
A wenis is’s real thing. It enables females to urinate while on the go like in a car when no restrooms are available.
June 18th, 2011
Please tell me that she’s not about to “spank the monkey”…Looks like he has assumed the position.
June 18th, 2011
It’s a Donald Trump monkey!
June 18th, 2011
That is a real monkey, it is NOT Photoshopped in. I work with Photoshop everyday.
June 18th, 2011
…A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. The policeman noticed this and stopped her, and sa…id, “Madam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”
“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them.. Thanks for telling me officer.”
“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?” “Oh, no, no”, said the old lady.
“You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, “Why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, “OK., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.”
“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Not everybody pays.”
June 18th, 2011
they say opposites attract
June 18th, 2011
Maybe I’m a sick M*therF**er but I love it when toothless people smile. They dont even open their mouth but you can still tell they’re toothless.
As for the monkey, F*^% YEAH!! If I had a monkey I would totally bring it everwhere I went…Walmart, church, parties, school and train it to throw poo at everyone i don’t like. So watch out, Ryan Seacrest!!!… You’re first!!
June 18th, 2011
Is that the monkeys mother in the background wearing the pink scarf?
June 18th, 2011
WTH…Who needs the circus when you have a local Walmart…When they say WENIS did they mean for the W to be a P referring to Hangover 2???
June 18th, 2011
The monkey looks like Mo from the Three Stooges. AND his partner in crime looks a lot like Curly.
June 18th, 2011
Sure thats not the Monkey from Hangover II? Lol
June 18th, 2011
I ran the picture through errorlevelanalysis.com and if it’s shopped they did a damn good job
June 18th, 2011
Yup…a weenis is the skin on the elbow.
June 18th, 2011
ever notice how people look like their pets?
June 18th, 2011
Heh, there was one time during my shift someone brought a goat to the store.
June 18th, 2011
Nobody in the picture has a shadow. I think it’s a conspiracy!
June 18th, 2011
‘everybody’s got somethin to hide, ‘cept for me and my monkey…”
June 18th, 2011
Bet she will tell you its better than using a vibrator .
June 18th, 2011
@ CRAIG
No Craig – I think it’s your mom. Just sayin’………
June 19th, 2011
The monkey is real but the woman was photo shopped in.
June 19th, 2011
You sure that aint a rapper
June 19th, 2011
Did’nt the monkey have a cheer leader outfit on a few pics back ?
June 19th, 2011
I had to google “wenis”.
June 19th, 2011
Monkeys are appalling – zoo, jungle and espeially Walmart.
@ Wendy – I love that you’re a sick mofo – me too!
June 19th, 2011
Monkey see Monkey doo doo.
June 19th, 2011
at least the monkey is wearning a diaper, i hope she is wearing depends
June 19th, 2011
Oh weird – some monkeying around going on in Wal-mart.
June 19th, 2011
@Steve the monkey is not missing half of his butt, He is wearing a diaper.
June 20th, 2011
what does the title “When A Monkey Nibbles On A Wenis…” mean? that is SO hilarious and I have no idea what it means.
June 21st, 2011
Why is the redbox blue??? A little off topic but just asking??
June 21st, 2011
anyone else notice the redbox is blue?
June 21st, 2011
SPANK MY MONKEY! YEEEEESSS. I LOVE TO SPANK MY MONKEY!
June 22nd, 2011
@mercike Uhh, why you gotta specify “White people?” I have seen plenty of black people tryin’ to bring in their growling pitbulls wanting to fight everything in sight into Walmart and the people at the door have stepped up to their job and made them leave. Please don’t bring this racist sh*t on this site, we already have to deal with it in the world around us and no one wants to come to this site with you spewing your dumb-a** racist crap, okay? (And by the way, judging from all the dislike, no one thinks your smart or funny, they just think you look like a stupid girl/guy trying to act cool and start something.)
June 29th, 2011
Don’t make fun thats her seeing eye Monkey! They are great unless you get them drunk and they find a gun. Then it gets ugly! LMAO
July 28th, 2011
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