June 21st, 2011
Mount & Do
That my friends is called Parking Lot Pimpin’! And yes, while technically she may not be a “lot lizard”, I’m still pretty excited at the slop-fest that’s about to go down!
Indiana
Mount & Do,
That my friends is called Parking Lot Pimpin’! And yes, while technically she may not be a “lot lizard”, I’m still pretty excited at the slop-fest that’s about to go down!
Indiana
Mount & Do,
159 Comments, Comment or Ping
“SHE may not be a lot lizard” ?????????? Uh, I do believe that these are both guys. Somebody should have turned a hose on these two.
June 21st, 2011
now THERE`S the perfect couple
June 21st, 2011
Wow, she has no self esteem to even be seen with that SLOTH.
June 21st, 2011
SHE ? ? ?
Are we sure that isn’t his younger cousin Cletus ?
June 21st, 2011
Looks like he missed her(?) and hit the fill pipe instead, and is thinking, damn girl, you get around, don’t ya?!
June 21st, 2011
Cue the “Lowered Expectations” theme.
June 21st, 2011
A lot of people underrate the suspension on those old Pontiacs.
June 21st, 2011
Are we sure the one on the car is a woman?
June 21st, 2011
THIS IS THE SECRET UNAIRED ALTERNATE ENDING OF LOST!
June 21st, 2011
“I’ll lay my fat roll up here and if you spread your legs just a little bit more…..”
June 21st, 2011
Is that Chum Lee?
June 21st, 2011
“AND FAT FUK WINS AGAIN !!”
June 21st, 2011
I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I’m sure it isn’t good.
June 21st, 2011
I think we may be witnessing a rape in progress.
June 21st, 2011
“awww, baby, you are so thoughtful! You brought me back to the first place you proposed to me! You’re so romantic….”
June 21st, 2011
eww. just ewww.
June 21st, 2011
Get a room for everyones sake!
June 21st, 2011
For the love of all things sane…. WHY?
June 21st, 2011
Who knew? Even Snuffaluffagus gets horny.
June 21st, 2011
Dam, I was about to eat lunch. Gonna go hang my head over the toilet.
June 21st, 2011
I haven’t seen a move like that since I use to play donkey kong.
June 21st, 2011
Why can’t I think of the name of that wild animal TV show when I need it?
June 21st, 2011
Wait, wait, wait, is there even a FEMALE in this picture? I can’t tell! There are no distinctive characteristics! :/
June 21st, 2011
the Liceman Cometh ?
June 21st, 2011
beach whale trying to mate the scare crow
June 21st, 2011
she might be pinned…call for help
June 21st, 2011
Jabba the Hut needs lovin’ too.
June 21st, 2011
He’s on her worse than Rush Limbaugh to Oxycontin.
June 21st, 2011
And the scary part is, I think the person on the car is actually a WM employee (uniform colors. Brown or tan pants, navy blue shirt is dress code) So…wooooow! And on another note…EEEEEW!!
June 21st, 2011
Mom?
June 21st, 2011
Did anyone else notice that she’s wearing the walmart uniform?
June 21st, 2011
don’t think the sketcher’s are helping…
June 21st, 2011
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW.
June 21st, 2011
Should have ben called “Mountain Do”
June 21st, 2011
Is that Peter Griffin and Lois?
June 21st, 2011
Nothing good can come of this
June 21st, 2011
Finally! I see where they got the saying “bumping uglies”!
June 21st, 2011
In 9 months they can tell their baby how they made her in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
June 21st, 2011
Gross, Gross and more Gross!
June 21st, 2011
He could have at least taken her/him to some place classy for them.. like to the Burger king bathroom or something! Zeesh!! Or maybe the car wash, then they could have their monthly shower too! it’s a WIN-WIN!!
June 21st, 2011
is hat chumlee lol great comment, i think thats an Indiana plate on the car though
June 21st, 2011
Hey, fat people need love to, but he could at least had some consideration for everyone else and put a shirt on!
June 21st, 2011
@rblackb
Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom
It may be wild, but I reckon you weren’t ever seein’ animals the likes of these with old Marlin Perkins back in the day…
June 21st, 2011
OK I have just one question for the person or persons that take these pix… when you witness something this lewd do you call the cops? I mean for crying out loud THERE ARE KIDS THAT GO TO WAL-MART AND THEY DON’T NEED TO SEE TRAILER OR ANY KIND OF TRASH FOR THAT MATTER LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
June 21st, 2011
Are we witnessing the making of a future POWM? This is like watching the Discover chanel All we need is a whispering announcer with a sight British accent.
June 21st, 2011
Glad to see Hurley got off the island and got himself a galpal.
June 21st, 2011
what makes it even cooler is that she is a Wally World employee!!
June 21st, 2011
That has got to be close to KY because we don’t grow that kinda shit here in central Indy.
June 21st, 2011
AHHHH, yes. Mullet? Check! Work boots w/ shorts? Check!
Bad tattoo? Check! Country music blaring through open car door? Check!
Let country luvin’, begin.
June 21st, 2011
Gitcha sum + 2
June 21st, 2011
I’m guessing he was too big to get it on IN the car?
June 21st, 2011
Barf
June 21st, 2011
Well you know the economy is in really bad shape when these two cannot afford even the cheap hotel rooms and can that guy put a shirt on? I’m going “blind” by how “white” he is
June 21st, 2011
This is a picture from Ke$ha’s conecption.
June 21st, 2011
OMFG, the fat ass looks like a guy that comes to my favorite bar on karaoke night and bellows out the songs like a wounded bull. And hits on anything with boobs
June 21st, 2011
Would everyoe be saying such things about these people if they were models???
June 21st, 2011
There’s more than corn in Indiana!!
June 21st, 2011
The Juliet on the trunk is a DUDE! Check out his sideburns!!!
June 21st, 2011
Isn’t that what the Family Restroom at the back of the store is for????
June 21st, 2011
Her- whens the last time you seen your pecker?
Him- been awhile
Her- why don’t you diet?
Him- why, what color is it?
June 21st, 2011
They are doing it on a car because no bed could hold that action.
June 21st, 2011
It should be illeagal for people like that to reproduce!!!! Lol
June 21st, 2011
I spy with my little eye what appears to be a pair of Shape-ups….ON THE WRONG PERSON!!
June 21st, 2011
Someone get jabba some food before he eats this poor victim
June 21st, 2011
(Shameless free plug for the POWM / 3 Rings folks)
Careful with that spoiler, or that car’s gonna be showing up with some duct tape on White Trash Repairs!
June 21st, 2011
I can understand the confusion Bubba is going through….look at that “sheepish” look on his lover/victims face.
June 21st, 2011
I’m pretty sure this guy is a complete “Hurley-Wannabe.”
Check out the license plate; it looks like it says, “GETLOST.”
June 21st, 2011
Caption title shoud have read ” Roll Back Baby”
June 21st, 2011
Oh God!! That’s my Wal*Mart!!
…I will never be able to take step into that place again…
June 21st, 2011
I can hear her now… “get off me.. your heavy”
June 21st, 2011
If you feel you must be frisky in public, at least do it where kids wont be traumatized for a while.
June 21st, 2011
He looks like the fat guy from Lost.
June 21st, 2011
Never… even in my drinkin’ days.. have I been effed up enough to do it in broad daylight, or do either one of them!
June 21st, 2011
I hope they don’t procreate
June 21st, 2011
aww Gary and Amber from Teen Mom must have made up!!!! Excuse me while I scratch out my eyes!
June 21st, 2011
I had no idea that hagrid was so agressive…
June 21st, 2011
We need to establish a Fat people Island, where fat people can go hump each other without any regulars having to see it. They look like two fat hairy carp goiong for the same piece of food in the Missouri.
June 21st, 2011
i just threw up in my mouth!
June 21st, 2011
Is this the “hot pig sex” that Bill Engvall once talked about?
June 21st, 2011
It’s probably in the gas tank and he can’t tell the difference.
June 21st, 2011
Is that Ron Jeremy?
June 21st, 2011
ok this is just disgusting!!! There are kids who go to walmart. Do people not have any morals about them anymore?? I mean I am 26 years old no where near old but I am also a mother of 2..If I was going through the parking lot and seen this I would tell them exactly what I thought!! There is a time and a place and Walmart is NOT the place and broad daylight is NOT the time!!!
June 21st, 2011
She just needed a quicky on her lunch break……… oooo la la *Barf*
June 21st, 2011
What if her husband happens to frequent this site and today learns his wife is banging the local homeless dude who lives out of his car down by the river and makes his living collecting scrap aluminum ?
June 21st, 2011
I’m wondering about the logistics here….
June 21st, 2011
Wow, the greeters in the Vegas store are right friendly!
June 21st, 2011
Damn, I think I caught the clap from just looking at this picture – I shudder to think about what that poor dude caught from Lulu.
June 21st, 2011
@ Tammy— Hell no, then it’d be worth watchin. Pull up a lawn chair, even pay to see that. Just sayin…
June 21st, 2011
First there was Jabba The Hutt
Next was Pizza The Hutt
Now their less famous cousin…….. Bubba The Hutt
June 21st, 2011
I would be willing to bet that judging where the car is parked (the lot perimeter) and the “girls” color coordinated outfit (brown and blue) that is a Wally World employee about to grab some “Afternoon Delight”. After all, you should always have something hot for lunch right?
June 21st, 2011
Is Ron Jeremey slumming that low nowadays?
June 21st, 2011
lol at “the mexican”… that just cracked me up.. it instantly turned fat guy into Chris Farley.. that’s frightening too!
June 21st, 2011
Well he sure did the dew!
June 21st, 2011
Probably couldn’t wait to try out that new box of condoms that they just bought.
June 21st, 2011
Get a room at the No-Tell Motel, people!
June 22nd, 2011
that car is going to need new struts after that ride…luckily they are in the right place to go shopping afterwards!
June 22nd, 2011
That’s just not right…. That is SO horribly wrong… You shouldn’t EVER leave you car door open in a Walmart parking lot.
June 22nd, 2011
I think he is distracting you from the fact that he is filling the gas tank…..LOL
June 21st, 2011
This is how insane clown posse fans are made
June 21st, 2011
We decided to take our relationship to a higher level – on the trunk.
June 22nd, 2011
He’ll never get that gut out of the way unless he turns her over …and maybe not then. Probably for the best. We don’t need those types breeding.
June 22nd, 2011
Well if they are both guys at least they cant reproduce. Hopefully.
June 22nd, 2011
Someone help that poor man/woman!!! He/she/it is being molested by a flubbery Walcreature!!!
June 22nd, 2011
@ Happy Bunny
it instantly turned fat guy into Chris Farley..
Yeah, he was great in that gag
One of the best from that show.
June 21st, 2011
actually it looks like hes going too kick her ass. and i think hes yelling yo ho i heard your working for willy the pimp now.(bitch slap ) rofl
June 22nd, 2011
Oh god. . .I want to move now. Why is the worst always from Indiana?!
June 21st, 2011
There’s more than just corn in Indiana!
June 22nd, 2011
Signguy?
June 22nd, 2011
Could we as the photographer to go back and get a closer shot so we can settle the boy/girl or boy/boy question?
June 22nd, 2011
Get into ma belly!
June 22nd, 2011
Maybe this is actually one of those WM parking lot wrestling matches, and both wrestlers are fighting outside of the ring.
At least that’s better than the alternative explanation.
June 22nd, 2011
that’s Hurley and Sawyer from “Lost.”
June 22nd, 2011
Gotta love Indiana!!!!!!
“Hey, there, Verlinda. Sweet thang, what didya bring me when ya went on break?”
“Easy there, Cletus, let me just pull that box of Krispy Kremes outta ma britches!”
June 22nd, 2011
Pee a little and give me a clue? …really if that other person is a chick…well I dont know what to say lol
June 22nd, 2011
HURLEY!!!
June 22nd, 2011
That’s the most disturbing pair of co-joined twins I’ve ever seen.
June 22nd, 2011
There’s my cashier…. I was wondering where she got off to… or off on?? hmm
June 22nd, 2011
Folks there’s plenty of hotels around the Walmart to do the Mount and Do!!!
June 22nd, 2011
that is definitely a chick on the back of that car, look at her shoes….what dude is going to wear shape ups? You?
June 23rd, 2011
Did that BIG dude just get out of that car?
June 23rd, 2011
WTF???!!!! Are we even sure that’s a woman and not a fat guy with man boobs? Either way, I’m totally grossed out!
June 23rd, 2011
which one is this “SHE” your talkin about??? ummmm i dont see “her”
June 23rd, 2011
well at that size, a back seat hook up is out of the question!
June 23rd, 2011
C’mon, Lboog-Juggalos are much classier than that.
June 24th, 2011
Amber and Gary got back together!!!!!!!
June 24th, 2011
Considering tub-o-lard’s physical state, he’s really not doin’ too bad!
June 25th, 2011
I LOVE LOT LIZARDS////////////
June 26th, 2011
NO LOT LIZARDS ALOUD!!!!!!////////////
June 26th, 2011
Looks like the walmart employee got horny so she called the michellan man to get laid on her break
June 26th, 2011
And that is why we screen memberships on http://www.intothelifestyle.com WTF!
June 27th, 2011
OH MY GOD!!! “SHE” IS IN DRESS CODE!!! PUKE!!! GAG!! AND THEN PUKE SOME MORE! COULDN’T THEY HAVE WENT TO KMART FOR THAT?
June 27th, 2011
so this is what walmart cart pushers and cashiers do on their spare time hence the blue shirt and brown pants
June 28th, 2011
which ones the woman?!
June 28th, 2011
This is one of my fav people of WalMart pics. Just gross and funny all at the same time. So many unanswered questions. Does he really fit in that car to drive it? Is that WM employee a man or woman? Where is his shirt? If I get a job a WM can I get laid in the parking lot on my lunch break by random shirtless fat dudes?
June 28th, 2011
Oh come on PLEASE….if you absolutely must get some on your lunch at least do it in the back of your boyfriends van….not that I ever did that…
June 29th, 2011
Um… what makes you so sure that is a woman?
June 30th, 2011
When it’s an economy car and you cannot fit into the back seat!
July 2nd, 2011
Yo wal-mart worker dumbass… hope you get written up over your stupid display in the parking lot. Maybe fired… your coworkers would truly appreciate it.
July 4th, 2011
those are both guys. even though fat guys need love too….they shoulda got a room
July 4th, 2011
is that hugo from LOST? LOL
July 5th, 2011
I used to have a car that looked like that.
July 6th, 2011
sadly this looks like a walmrt parking lot and this person is in walmrt dress code………………………..very sad
July 6th, 2011
I bet you anything they are related. This pic was taken in Indiana where the inbreads breed.
July 7th, 2011
you caught my bf n his lover lol
July 7th, 2011
I do believe she is a wal-mart associate.. .. She’s wearing the colors! lmfao!
July 8th, 2011
Bet it’s his sister!!!!
July 8th, 2011
Im pretty sure that is Ron Jeremy
July 9th, 2011
Wait! Is that… Hurley.. From Lost????????!??!?
July 30th, 2011
Wow that looks like Chumlie from Pawn Stars.lol
August 1st, 2011
OMG!!! WHO LET DA DOGS OUT MAN?! BC I WOULD REALLY LIKE TA KNOW WHY MY POODLE IS BEING EATEN BY CHUCK NORRIS?! MY FUTURE CARRER IS A NINJA… LIKE DA DUDE U SEE HERE…WELL TTFN AND GRODY
August 2nd, 2011
Sad thing is, she is most likely a Wal-Mart employee. She either got kidnapped on her way back to the car by some he-beast or is having a lunch time quicky… either way someone call for help!
August 3rd, 2011
All kinds of wrong…
August 6th, 2011
Aww I just love how lovers are different sizes. Ones a small and the others a fatass. How sweet. ♥
September 1st, 2011
Honestly, what is wrong with these people. Don’t they have a home where they can do that without people seeing them? A trailer? A box? Even an overturned dumpster would bet better than OUTSIDE a car, in plain view, possibly to children, at Walmart!
September 19th, 2011
what’s really awesome is that…one of them is in Wal-Mart uniform…nothin like a quickie on ur lunch break
October 4th, 2011
Bigfoot is real!
December 17th, 2011
Oh god no! i think thats in my hometown! oh god! and i seriously think i recognize the shirtless guy…
June 12th, 2012
Am I the only one who noticed that she is wearing the brown bottoms and blue top of the employees?! EEEEWWWWW!!!!!
July 18th, 2012
First of all I love this site. So I am not at all mad. I would like to say that I love how there are so many comments on how the person sitting on the car is a man. Well, the person on the car is me, and I am very much a woman. I would also like to say that I was actually trying to push him off of me but he was too big. While the man in the picture is a dirty, disgusting, white trash, asshole some of the comments were very stereotypical and shallow.
February 16th, 2013
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