Unfortunately both Tweedledee and Tweedledum will be fighting over the girl of their dreams.
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get a few more like that in the store and you could have a game of billards.
doesn’t she look like a pool ball with that white stripe?
June 22nd, 2011
She looks like she could very easily just topple over split open like an overripe tomato.
That has to be the most disturbing female shape I’ve ever seen in my life.
For some reason, I’m suddenly thirsty for Kool-Aid. Oh Yeah!
hey look its mrs claus!
Hmmmm, you know she could be pregnant??? lmao!
Well at least she’s not showing tits, ass or gut!
Regardless of her shape at least she is appropriately dressed and covered. This is just poking fun for no reason other than she’s fat.
It’s too late to convince me that aliens do not exist.
Wow there is a mom at my daughters school…same outfit and look and everything. Even the same ponytail on the top of her head!!! She must have a twin in Texas
I guess it’s ok to look like that if you’re a guy, but women can’t have beer bellies?
For a minute there, I thought it was attack of the killer tomatoes.
It’s their sister Tweedle-Damn!.
tomatoe on a toothpick
She’d be invaluable as the letter “P” when spelling out words at a football game……….
Wonder what she looks like pregnant?
She’s calling the elves at the North Pole to let them know about all the price roll backs Wal-Mart has. The elves can’t possibly build everything ya know.
Weebles wobbly wobble but they don’t fall down!
Cast reject from the original Willy Wonka.
“Take her to the squeezing room straight away”
lets get serious people. thats a human babushka, open her up and there is a smaller version of her inside!
Unfortunately, Edna never got the hang of standing sideways to the mirror to check her appearance before leaving the house.
Can someone call security? The pillow bandit strikes again…
GH in the B-lo
Must be a phone interview for the part of the kool-aid man
thing 1 in the golden age stage?
but they don’t fall down
She looks like a red apostrophe.
How the hell is she able to stand without tipping over????
“Weebles Wabble but they don’t fall down” keeps going through my head…
“Hello? Sorry, I’m running late but I’ll be over to monitor the Blood Mobile in a few minutes! See you soon!”
This isn’t the worst I have seen, however, if you are over-weight, You CAN’ T wear a skin tight sweat suit, especially a color that stands out, and not take some shit for it. Someone get this lady a personal fashion expert, quickly!
She has nice, clean shoes!
The lady does look like a Weeble or a Wobble….but the photo is a fake. It’s a poor job a photo-shopping!
“Weebles Wobble but they dont fall down!”
Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down
I was gonna say something about her being a used feminie.hygeine product for a t-rex, but I didnt want to offend anyone.
Pass the eye bleach please
That is NOT photoshopped lol..just bizarre..dont want to think where you have to stick your fingers when you want to play a game of human bowling ball
“Why, yes, I do have acting experience. I played the ornament that killed Charlie Brown’s christmas tree.”
Rule #1: Just because they make it in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it.
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!
Usually people who have very normal bodies (especially with thinner legs and arms) and a very big belly have a medical issue….most often cushings which would also be the reason her face is so round….just sayin
Gosh, Dave, thanks for not saying it….lmao!
At least she isn’t showing any crack, front or back cleavage, skid marks, butt cheeks, droopy boobs, or rainbow colored hair. And she isn’t dragging a child on the motorized carts, or burying a child under 30 bags of chips and candy, or carrying an animal on her shoulder. Cut her a little slack for all that.
My friend says that once women reach a certain age they start growing an ass on the front.
Candied apple on a stick. Yum!
I had a bad day at work, but y’all made me laugh out loud at your comments.
She looks like the female character “Mary” from the cartoon Wall-E. http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/chars/char_13519.jpg
I think it would be cool if there was only one foot at the bottom because I would like to picture her hopping through the store on that one leg you can see.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call an “apple on toothpicks.”
Somebody got the elves wet again…..they expanded
A non mouse
That, my friend, is the apple shaped woman… and in the next aisle I will show you a yellow, pear shaped woman
Another severe case of ‘Total Lack of Self Awareness’ syndrome
Its a shame when you have to stand on a mirror to see your snatch
Dr. Robotnik fails at blending in.
I’d hate to see the tree that apple fell from!
She could use a tummy tuck, but then her juices might come out!
Wow! Dr. Robotnik shops at walmart too…..
weebles wooble but thy don`t fall down
June 23rd, 2011
at least she is covered up and looks put together. not everyone is so lucky to carry and gain their weight evenly. i was a little overweight before i got pregnant, and now that im almost 9 months along i look huge. pictures like this make me scared to go out in public, hopefully i dont wind up on this site with people poking fun at me…
Ok 1, 2, 3 all together now.
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
i think an airbags blown up in her pants.
If she falls she’s going to need all the king’s horses and all the king’s men.
bless her heart, she’s got more gut than butt …
Please wake me up from my self-induced coma when the current legging fad and/or the obesity “epidemic” is over.
why am i thinking of caramel apples?
looks like a m&m`s
She’s defying the laws of gravity and has not fallen over – give her some credit for that.
Why are her legs so normal!?!?!
She might be shaped weird, but she is COVERED and at Wal-Mart that is all you can really ask.
Son of Sam's Club
Reminds me of a rubber glove blown up like a balloon.
She does have a weird shape, but I agree that at least she is neat, clean and nothing is hanging out! Really, with that shape there is not a whole lot you can wear to cover it up other than a MuMu.
Oh wow, a Red Giant becoming a White Dwarf! We are so fortunate to witness such an astronomical event!
looks like someone is smuggling beachballs.
She looks like the dike P.E. teacher in the Porky’s movie.
June 24th, 2011
I thought you were referring to the Battle of the Bulge
what a sexy beast.
I am ashamed to admit it but I am masturbating to this picture.
Sonic! I found Dr. Eggman!
She’s actually a normal-sized woman with a sleeping toddler or medium-sized dog under her sweater. It was a cold day!
June 25th, 2011
She looks like she could be in Despicable Me
June 26th, 2011
Do these people not have mirror’s???? Really????
June 27th, 2011
It’s Bertha Ballbreaker!
“I’d know that tallywhacker anywhere!”
How is that even possible…
Is this a fishing bobber?!!!
June 28th, 2011
Looks like the most disgusting lollipop ever…
Looks like a Nintendo Mii
June 29th, 2011
She looks Pregnant! Such a crime!
July 2nd, 2011
and y make fun cuz shes fat at least shes coverd aholes
July 3rd, 2011
The Queen of the OompahLoompah Nation awaiting her chariot!
July 5th, 2011
jogs but doesn’t do crunches.
she looks like the apple from those “fruit of the loom” underwear commercials
July 6th, 2011
She needs to wear big long skirts at all times. What is she thinking?
July 7th, 2011
Haha she looks like an apple oomp a loompa or something
A wild Snorlax appeared!
July 8th, 2011
she looks like a tomato with 2 toothpicks stuck in it.
Looks like she’s riding a chicken!
July 9th, 2011
July 10th, 2011
Thats exactly what I was thinking, Kool-Aid or 1 of the Fruit Of The Loom Characters!
July 11th, 2011
Or maybe Veruca Salt’s sister from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!
im thinkin egg man from sonic the hedgehog.
July 12th, 2011
OMG, she ate the ‘willy wonka’ meal gum with the cherry pie desert
July 27th, 2011
BABY GOT FRONT!
July 29th, 2011
HOW is she standing and not rolling
August 2nd, 2011
I can’t decide if she looks more like a Blow-Pop or Violet Boregard’s retarded cousin. Maybe we should vote on it.
August 6th, 2011
Buela Ballbreaker is still searching for Tommy Turner
August 7th, 2011
ya if theyre atracted to the kool aids woman
August 28th, 2011
Santa isn’t the same after his sex-change.
September 15th, 2011
I Think I know this woman. lls
October 27th, 2011
I’m waiting for this lady to bust through a wall and say “OH YEAH!!!” hEY kOOL-AID!!!!
April 12th, 2012
wow… thats an impressive FUPA
May 8th, 2012