June 23rd, 2011
Hairy Carey
The good news: I think we found your Grandpa here. The bad news: You still look ridiculous, and the only thing worse than a guy with a tramp stamp tattoo is a guy with a tramp stamp of butt hair creeping up!
Ohio
Hairy Carey,





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Look what being EMO does to you.
June 23rd, 2011
Thats just all kinds of wrong!!!
June 23rd, 2011
she needs to go home and change
June 23rd, 2011
People like this need roomates… You know, people who care enough to tell you the brutal truth about what you should definitely NOT wear!
June 23rd, 2011
In the $5 DVD bin….What Not To Wear, Seasons 1-10.
June 23rd, 2011
I don’t know whats worse, the hair on it’s head, or the booty fro creepin outta it’s drawers!!
June 23rd, 2011
I truly thought that was a woman at first. A very.. muscular woman.
June 23rd, 2011
Looking for gay porn.
June 23rd, 2011
Those are chic pants….seriously these types of people that go out in public like that just want attention whether it be negative or positive…in this case negative. I’m assuming he started out wanting positive attention but when he realized that’s not gunna happen he went a lil crazy and started attracting negative attention…who knows. I’m all about different styles & expressing yourself but when you are so desperately crying for attention then….that’s not style or at least a style I don’t like.
June 23rd, 2011
Looks like Clay Aiken to me.
June 23rd, 2011
Aren’t chaps suppose to be worn a LOT lower?
June 23rd, 2011
This is why people need better friends……
June 23rd, 2011
At least he/she is thin enough to wear that outfit !!
June 23rd, 2011
Thats not guy. Eeven if it had a peenie, its not a guy.
June 23rd, 2011
SHE-jeans are not meant to cover HE-GENES…………ie creeping but hair! Wear the SHE-jeans if you must but PLEASE have someone shave that ass crack fuzz……….k?
June 23rd, 2011
This isnt emo this is just tragic!!!!
June 23rd, 2011
Sorry, Bruce, but I don’t think Brokeback Mountain has made it to the $5 bin yet. Now step back, I don’t need any glitter farted on me.
June 23rd, 2011
Yeah…..I think that’s a guy lolz But I do agree, if your showing any body hair that people don’t need to see then you need to shave it XD
June 23rd, 2011
Is it a boy or a girl???? I honestly can’t tell…either way….eeewwwwwwww
June 23rd, 2011
That guy looks better in those capri’s, than half the women who wear them.
June 23rd, 2011
Dude is so Gay he is Flaming!!!
June 23rd, 2011
Looks like an even gayer version of Johnny Weir (figure skater) … didn’t think that was possible
June 23rd, 2011
Boy George reborn!!!!
June 23rd, 2011
half off on wife beaters(tank tops)…..new advertising method by walmart…
June 23rd, 2011
seriously>?…I’m pretty sure Missy Thang is not from rural Ohio or else “its’ kind” would have never made it down the block much less stepping foot into a Wally World…this is why ugly people should never, ever interbreed!!!
June 23rd, 2011
I think this was a dare.
June 23rd, 2011
Look at the person standing beside him in the second pic that is a guy in a skirt. Hey I go to walmart with my better half but then again I am a girl and hes a guy. These are the people with the rainbow bumper sticker who cut you off then wave at you with a smile.
June 23rd, 2011
Two words for ya, baby – WAX IT!!!!
June 23rd, 2011
It’s Clay Aiken’s brother!
June 23rd, 2011
Are you SURE that’s a guy? YIKES!
June 23rd, 2011
well what else can you expect from THOSE KINDS of people…should be watching y’all’s kids right about now….LMFAO!!!!
June 23rd, 2011
I bet he pees sitting bown
June 23rd, 2011
I bet he pees sitting down
June 23rd, 2011
Oh no! Not a butt tuft!
June 23rd, 2011
May I provide Evidence A of why “skinny jeans” should be outlawed. …And, why there really should be “Fashion Police” issuing tickets.
June 23rd, 2011
Welcome to Wal-Mart where t-shirts are always half off!
June 23rd, 2011
He’s bringing sexy back. Don’t hate.
June 23rd, 2011
OH MY!! I wonder if he noticed the back of his shirt is missing??? : O
June 23rd, 2011
The chick has nice legs / feet . ( the one in the dress)
June 23rd, 2011
Probably likes a little rough trade, he is wearing it to remind himself of the large man dressed in leather that tore it off of him.
June 23rd, 2011
Awwww, isn’t that cute. All dressed up and nowhere to go! Ain’t that a shame.
June 23rd, 2011
Dude, you’re already wearing makeup. Why not just cut off the front of that thing and call it a sports bra?
June 23rd, 2011
…do you really wanna hurt me, do you really wanna make me cry….
June 23rd, 2011
Those tight jeans are going to inhibit his production of sperm and he might never be able to have children………….Wait…………Nevermind………
June 23rd, 2011
I think it was an arrow lmao
June 23rd, 2011
It needs to rush home and give back its sister’s jeans before she gets off the grade school bus and kicks its a$$. I do see where Ben H. thinks he looks like a emu its does have some bird legs…..
June 23rd, 2011
Syko, dear, those aren’t skinny jeans. And people who think they should be outlawed are people who don’t feel confident enough to wear them, themselves. This goes for guys and girls.
And yes, this is creepy. But people have a right to dress the way they like. This is America, right? And whether they look good or not doesn’t give anybody any right to correct or give them tickets. Because I’m sure, sense you seem to not like skinny jeans ( which are very in right now and everybody wears them) you’d be getting one yourself. But sense there are no fashion police, you have every right to not like them and not wear them. But please, let’s not try to push what we like/believe on others just because you have strong feelings. He feels beautiful and confident, so let’s just be glad he’s got balls (in a metaphorical sense, at least) enough to do it. I love this website, and yes, people shouldnt walk out of the house this way, but then again, Neither should Lady Gaga. But we all love her for it. So let’s just love that people are themselves. My rant = over.
June 23rd, 2011
Good God, I think those pants would fit my 8 year old daughter…..
June 24th, 2011
It is Mr and Mrs Smith.
June 24th, 2011
Back, Sack and Crack is required I believe….. Some men just don’t know how to groom properly *rolls eyes*.
June 24th, 2011
*coughs* homo
June 24th, 2011
Gurrll..you need to go home and find the rest of that shirt..
June 24th, 2011
I’m sure he’ll find Xanadu in that $5 DVD bin.
June 24th, 2011
Id hit that!
June 24th, 2011
What What up the butt
June 24th, 2011
i could`nt tell his ass from his head
June 24th, 2011
I know he can’t help that his torso to leg ratio is skewed, but why make us . . . never mind. Trying to figure out the fashion “why’s” in this guy’s life would be a crazy maker.
June 24th, 2011
I think I’ve just found Adam Lambert’s soulmate.
June 24th, 2011
lmao! I saw this guy the other day… also at walmart.
he was wearing a bright neon green cut off shirt, and cut off jean shorts…
can’t forget the hot pink flip flops.
June 25th, 2011
So… is this a boy or girl? Honestly can’t tell. I mean some girls can have a bad case of butt hair creeping up but then again it does look like there are side burns shadows too. IDK, too hard to tell.
June 25th, 2011
Johnny Weir?
June 25th, 2011
OMG… This is a kid that goes to my school! Holy crap!!!
I KNOW HIM. (and yes it’s a guy!)
June 25th, 2011
Hey 2good4u, there are more of these in small town Ohio than you think. One that came around our place, was so disgusting, I had to drape a blanket over the back of the chair he was sitting in so I couldn’t see his nasty ass. Being bisexual is all the rage with the kids these days. The AIDS virus is very very happy about that.
June 25th, 2011
Looks like the “Leave Britney Alone” guy.
June 27th, 2011
LOOKS LIKE the ice skater- Johnny Weir
June 27th, 2011
is……. is that a guy?!?!?!
June 28th, 2011
If ever there was a guy who could menstruate, it would be this guy!!! LOL
June 28th, 2011
If it had heels it would probably look way better. Poor thing… lol
June 28th, 2011
I think I have those capris.
June 28th, 2011
i have those pants!! now i dont wanna wear em.
June 29th, 2011
The pants are from the junior section…the shirt is self inflicted because he cannot afford the backless hoodie sweatshirt. This is all because he spent way too much on that haircut! Can I get a Your Bag!!!!!!!
July 3rd, 2011
These pants were purchased in the junior section…and contrary to the wrinkles on the face….he is not 15. That shirt was self inflicted because he spent all his money on the atrocious haircut. Guess he couldn’t afford the backless hoodie sweatshirt. Can I get a “My Bag”!!!!
July 3rd, 2011
wow i went to hs with him. to whoever took the picture – is that a boy or girl standing with him?
July 3rd, 2011
I think his guy friend next to him is wearing a skirt and pretty shoes..
July 3rd, 2011
FAG!!!!!
July 4th, 2011
Might as well get his penis removed, looks like a girl anyways
July 5th, 2011
I honestly think that’s Chris Crocker…
July 5th, 2011
He needs tassels for his nipples.
July 7th, 2011
Queers like that give the good fags a bad name.
July 11th, 2011
I am pretty sure those very tight jeans on him are meant for teenage girls, but to each their own, or his own… I think he is also having issues with his shirt, or whatever that thing is on his upper half.
July 11th, 2011
can we say fag to the max
July 12th, 2011
lol the thing that bothers me is the fact that i have the exact same pair of pants as him
July 17th, 2011
Let me set the record straight, this is a guy. I work at this store >_> I’ve dealt with him a few times over the last 4 years or so….. I grew my hair out after he showed up at the atore with the same haircut I had lol
July 30th, 2011
There was a real cat fight on the eyeliner sale….
October 10th, 2011
Im wondering is that a boy next to him? if it is hes totaly wearing a skirt lol
December 2nd, 2011
I know this dude! Coffman high school. fag
February 1st, 2012
that is a boy. his name is Jacob Combs. spam his facebook with these pictures
- 4chan
February 5th, 2012
Freaking love him were best friends
and I don’t see what the problem is am pretty sure half the people who comment and complain about how he looks don’t look that good eithere
February 10th, 2012
Dude looks like a lady, an ugly one at that.
But man they guy is flaming
March 6th, 2012
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I can never wear those capris that I got on sale at Kohls IN THE JUNIORS SECTIONS again.
October 3rd, 2012
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