October 12th, 2009
Trick Or Treat

How is it that none of your layers coordinate at all? Also, its October 1st, why are you breaking out the Halloween socks already? I guess its never too early to celebrate.
Connecticut

How is it that none of your layers coordinate at all? Also, its October 1st, why are you breaking out the Halloween socks already? I guess its never too early to celebrate.
Connecticut
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Hahaha.
October 12th, 2009
lmfao!
October 12th, 2009
hey, at least she isn’t dressed for Christmas!
October 12th, 2009
Is she wearing a visor sideways?
Fashion travesty!
October 12th, 2009
I did not know witches ate yoplait!
October 12th, 2009
OK, I draw the line at poking fun at the eccentric old lady trying to survive on her measly Social Security check.
October 12th, 2009
She probably has 31 pair of Halloween sock ……so she is set for the month!
October 12th, 2009
thug life granny – hope her piece doesnt hit the floor when she reaches for her wallet or there’ll be more register leakage
October 12th, 2009
No where near funny and just mean. This site officially reeks and people truly need to figure out what’s funny and what’s just rude and mean spirited.
October 12th, 2009
Awh, all she has is butter napkins and yogurt.
poor ole lady. She does look festive though!
October 12th, 2009
She’s old. She probably wears those socks all the time because they don’t have holes in them yet. And I’ll bet she darns them too. Like the bright colors… keeps her from getting hit while she races across the parking lot.
October 12th, 2009
Hey, I’ll probably dress the same way when I’m that old…What’s scarier yet is I bet she drove there…lol
October 12th, 2009
Ah hell she is an old lady, I can’t make fun of an old lady. She has lived long enough to wear the “I don’t give a damn” clothes and she has that right. I hope that I live long enough to wear the “I don’t give a damn” clothes.
October 12th, 2009
I’d rather have to deal with a witch at Wal*Mart than with B-version.
October 12th, 2009
leave my nana alone lol
October 12th, 2009
Umm? Wow.
October 12th, 2009
I feel like this PoWM is forced. You really can not expect someone to coordinate their attire to go to walmart, and 30 days early is not too bad for wearing halloween socks. As already stated, Christmas socks or Valentines Day socks on Oct. 1 might be worthy of PoWM.
October 12th, 2009
Oh come on, where’d Lady Pisspants go???
October 12th, 2009
Shes old. Leave her alone. Lol.
October 12th, 2009
That could be my Grandma! I can giggle but not make fun of.
October 12th, 2009
At least she is fully covered!
October 12th, 2009
What happened to poopy pants lady?
October 12th, 2009
you dont know if this is a old woman or a 18 yr old retarded girl.
October 12th, 2009
Hey now, the shoes match the check stand?
October 12th, 2009
Move on…Nothing to see here.
There’s nothing wrong with wearing Halloween socks on October 1st. The lady may be a bit eccentric, but she doesn’t look like the trash that we’ve seen in other pictures.
October 12th, 2009
I don’t really think this is all that bad. I don’t think it’s of a high enough caliber of hideousness to be on this site.
October 12th, 2009
Aw I wish she’d be my adoptive Granny, she’s awesome!
October 12th, 2009
This is the upside to living this long……..you can wear whatever you want and people just assume you’re senile. Give small children the finger too, why the hell not.
October 12th, 2009
I love my grandma (and she buys me yogurt)!
October 12th, 2009
Grandma can wear whatever the fuhk she wants!! Shewww, hope I’m sportin the halloweenie socks at her age!
October 12th, 2009
i can’t mess with a grandma….i have a tape on my mouth for this one
October 12th, 2009
The shoes are a little big…and they look like men’s shoes.
October 12th, 2009
Please stop me if I ever do that!
October 12th, 2009
I don’t see any butt crack, any muffin top, any cleavage, any bare midriff, or the outline of any of these things under her clothes. I’m pretty happy with her attire.
October 12th, 2009
Where in the world is Benjamin Piss-Buttons?”
October 12th, 2009
Hmmmm….let’s see…no visible ass crack, no visible ass cheeks, no Lycra stretched so tight that her ass looks like a bag of nickles and no back or side-boobage of any sort; I see nothing wrong w/ this one. Gran is covered up and rockin’ out in her old age; I can only hope to be doing so well myself at that age!
October 12th, 2009
Its a haunting…in Connecticut!
October 12th, 2009
Ha ha I hope I get to that age where I don’t care how I dress and hold everyone in the store up while I push my cart around super slow!!! U rock grandma!!!!
October 12th, 2009
i am more disturbed by the guy sitting down to a three couse meal in the background!
October 12th, 2009
i think she’s actually a cute little old lady!
October 12th, 2009
HEY! Don’t hate- paisley print pants and pumpkin print socks were totally cool in the 1930s when she was young & hip.
October 12th, 2009
Awww, I think she’s a cutie!
October 12th, 2009
Well, get some use out of those Halloween sock’s. After all why spend the money to wear them only one day?
October 12th, 2009
Now that’s what I call layering!
October 12th, 2009
Just like Wal-Mart, great-aunt Louise started decorating for halloween unnecessarily well in advance.
October 12th, 2009
Poor old soul .She is probably buying all she can afford .
October 12th, 2009
Who put my $%*&&^#ng picture on here? My daughter said someone took my picture but by the time i turned around they wernt taking it..
October 12th, 2009
If she didn’t have the blue and white pants on, this would be funny. But hey, she lives in Connecticut. She has to stay warm! At least she’s all in blue, except for the socks and visor.
October 12th, 2009
the halloween socks are the least of my worries. wtf is that visor?!
October 12th, 2009
Why not halloween socks. The whole damn store has halloween decorations. K-mart took their halloween stuff down. Now its decorated, and has been for a couple of weeks, for Christmas. You go granny. Stay warm
October 12th, 2009
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October 12th, 2009
This isn’t funny at all. She looks fine, she looks more normal than 99.9 percent of the people on here. Whoever had the idea to put this one up is a complete idiot. If this was my gram I’d be super pissed.
October 12th, 2009
Leave Granny alone!! At that age, we can all do what we want.
October 12th, 2009
Awww………leave the little old lady alone…..she just wanted to run to Wal-mart to get some yogurt & spread some Holloween spirit.. Jeez
October 12th, 2009
I agree with everyone else. Leave Granny alone! She’s a cute old lady who is rockin’ the Halloween socks. Go Granny!
October 12th, 2009
this is why she’s hot
October 12th, 2009
haha. go connecticut grandma. lol. <3
Please…there's were already Christmas decorations out on Oct. 1st…besides Oct. 1st is deff when I start celebrating Halloween is the shit. 8)
October 12th, 2009
I’m appalled you didn’t mention the fact that she’s rocking a visor cocked to the side in true pimptastic fashion!
October 12th, 2009
I really don’t see what’s so bad about this picture. Of course, I could just be desensitized from all of the nightmares I’ve seen at my local wal-mart.
If you guys think this is bad, just wait until you see what I’m going to wear when I’m her age…
October 12th, 2009
What’s the problem with the “early” Halloween socks? Walmart had Halloween mods set WAY before this pic was taken!!
October 12th, 2009
Hello! She isn’t unfashionably early for holloween, she dresses like that all year long. I’m just glad this picture isn’t a scratch and sniff.
October 12th, 2009
Getting ready to play bingo at the senior center for candy corn
October 12th, 2009
Certainly doesn’t rank high comedically with most of the pictures on this site. Hell, we ALL have at least one grandmother like this. Love the fact that still out doing her thing. Probably looking through the sock drawer and said, “It’s October, I guess I’ll be seasonal.” I love this site because of the mulleted idiots in spandex driving astroturfed covered cars with deer hanging out of the trunk, not to pick on little old ladies that are probably really nice people who have lots of stories…just my two cents.
October 13th, 2009
Another picture that doesn’t need to be on this site. I see nothing wrong here. Orange socks, big deal. Must have been another slow day, huh guys??
October 13th, 2009
I think this is the only photo I’ve seen on this site so far that I would call funny in an endearing way. If my own grandmother were still living, she would have worn some funky Halloween socks too!
October 13th, 2009
Well, after seeing this pic, this site has gone to the shit…When the morons who created this site finaly wake up and realise the wasted time and effort and money that they put into it, then the joke will be on them. My 2 cents
Play Them Off, PeopleOfWalmart.com!
October 13th, 2009
Its okay, Jennifer, apparently, some people who submit photos think you have to dress up and coordinate perfectly to go to freakin Walmart. Just think this is a nice little old lady. Whoever put this picture up has a really screwed up sense of self or just likes making people feel bad. There’s a line between sporting a 5 foot long mullet with a rat tail at the end and picking on people.
October 13th, 2009
I think she looks groovy! At least everything that needs to be is covered up!!!!!!!
October 13th, 2009
This one, frankly, isn’t funny. I mean, at least she’s fully covered, not 300 lbs trying to squeeze into a size 2, her car isn’t covered in troll dolls, she hasn’t peed or pooped herself, her clothing contains no vulgarities, and she doesn’t have a bratty kid dragging along behind her.
There’s nothing wrong with her. Period.
October 13th, 2009
awww that outfits a disaster bless her soul!
reminds me of my grandma
October 13th, 2009
Seriously? Okay this site is funny and all and its for the people who honestly just look like fucktards that should never be seen in public again and are just down right hilarious. Hell, I’m rockin out the Halloween socks myself! There is nothing wrong with this picture. I see no ass, boobs, cleavage, legs that look like cottage cheese or anything else that relates to those few words. Anyone who picked fun at this one doesn’t have much of a life. Im speechless when it comes to a joke for this one.
October 13th, 2009
No foul here. She just picked that little ensemble out off a mannequin in the store and is wearing it out.
October 13th, 2009
awee shes a cute old lady!
October 13th, 2009
HEY…LEAVE GRANDMA ALONE!! I think she’s cute and I bet she’s sweet. We are all going to be old one day, hopefully. I like her socks too!
October 13th, 2009
SCORE! I MUST HAVE!!
Seriously, compared to the shit we’ve seen on this site, this is awesome!! This is something i would totally wear……..the pants i mean. Its fitting!! HALLOWEEN!! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!
October 13th, 2009
Little old lady in Walmart, shoppin’
Go Granny, go Granny, go Granny, go!
Aw, leave her alone.
October 13th, 2009
Ok this one is not funny at all. I think you guys are stretching it a lil too far to get content. She is old and probably low income, not someone who doesnt look at themselves before leaving their house.
October 13th, 2009
October 1st is absolutely not too early for Halloween socks! Granted, the execution could be better, but I agree with the above– leave the poor old lady alone.
October 13th, 2009
Granny is dressed outside of the norm for a woman her age but dammit her ass is covered and she is showing no back fat…granted the hair could use a bit of combing down…but she is covered (not matching….)and for this site…BONUS.
October 13th, 2009
doesnt the butter cancel out the yogurt ?
October 13th, 2009
okay, i guess i’m the only one who thinks this is powm worthy. not as bad as others, bt just because she’s old, you people think it’s okay to look like that in public? there are plenty of old people, who’s style i don’t like, that wear perfectly fine outfits for public. this is not. just because you’re old, doesn’t mean you can wear something like that and get away with it.
October 13th, 2009
Hey! She looks clean, covered and not under the influence of drugs. She could be a person of Target! That granny could give makeover tips to most of the people posted on this site – thinking of the lady with her entire butt hanging out…I bet Granny would give her an earful!
October 13th, 2009
I was in W~M Sunday~~~~~They were playing Christmas carols
You should see the color combos I wear..Gives me an advantage,people think I’m senile and don’t give me any static. At my age,I’m the next thing to invisible.
October 13th, 2009
Lame.
October 13th, 2009
Not as bad as most I’ve seen here! A little “loud” with the leggings and socks clashing with everything else, but not NEARLY as obnoxious as some 400-pound woman trying to squeeze into a size 2 or as inappropriate for a “family” establishment as “Grandma Hooters” from other pages on here (although I’ll bet “Grandma Hooters”.turned some heads at the AARP meeting or the Bingo hall after her shopping trip). lol
This one’s worthy of a quick chuckle, but not up to the ROFLMAO level of other pics shown here.
October 13th, 2009
Context and sensitivity are integral. My dad died this last year of Alzheimers. It crushed me to see people imitate him shuffling across the floor where I could see them and express anger that he was slowing them down. Other people were super nice and understanding. However many people are suggesting the posts on this site are mean. Not necessarily so. I see a picture and try to think u a funny phrase. I am not by any means claiming the caption is true. As I have said before I don’t think I am any better than anyone else. Shart happens. What I wonder is if some people even give a shart, and if the did were they even aware they had. I dunno about you but I think if I sharted I would be seeking the quickest most secretive way home. I wouldn’t be stopping at Walmart to see if I could pick up a few groceries before it dried. And i do think that allot of people could hit the tread mill or at least get off the couch every ow and then and maybe seek help in modifying their diet. Not everyone is a victim. Some re just victims of not getting off their ass a little more often. And one word of advice. It might not hurt to pull up your pants every now and then or even invest in a belt or suspenders or the very least undies (preferably with an elastic whose patience isn’t about to snap). Again I think some of the critics of this site may be reading a little too much into it.
October 13th, 2009
it looks like she is trying to squeeze a roll of giftwrap in her purse before checking out.
October 13th, 2009
I’m sure she’s probably buying hard candy, tootsie rolls or the Mary Janes that come in the orange and brown wrappers….you know…they candy all the kids like.
October 13th, 2009
there’s nothing wrong or funny here. just an old lady shopping. i have halloween socks too…big deal! most old people dress similar to this, and they have every right to. leave her alone and find someone funny!
October 13th, 2009
slow picture day? Must have been the holiday.
October 13th, 2009
Grandma, are you still cold, maybe a snuggie for Christmas?
October 13th, 2009
FAIL! PoWM, I mean. Not this rockin’ grandma!
October 13th, 2009
Oh come on… the tennis visor so completes this ensemble! She could rock the cat walk at ANY fashion show!
October 13th, 2009
Sorry about the loss of your dad, Ted.
October 13th, 2009
I think the picture is funny, but that doesn’t mean I’m making fun of the lady. Some of you people need to lighten up. Not every single picture on here has to always be gross, it’s called “PEOPLE of walmart”
October 13th, 2009
It’s hard to get by on a child support payment from Shawn Kemp, but she manages to do it with dignity and style.
October 13th, 2009
wearing crazy grandma clothes is okay but leave grandpa’s shoes on grandpa.
October 13th, 2009
At least her hiney is covered up!!!
October 13th, 2009
Good for you..
picking on an obviously struggling pensioner who probably has to buy her clothes at the local thrift store – how dare she ignore something so important as FASHION? What an old hag she must be! She obviously cannot comprehend what is REALLY important in life – i.e. looking good, and caring what others think of you. What a fool.
to whoever posted/liked this: picture your grandmother in this position, take a moment, and then realise what an asshole you actually are.
October 13th, 2009
I don’t care what you say. You’re wrong on this one. This is one cool granny! Of course I’m biased. I own socks just like that ~ and I’m not afraid to wear them, even in public!
October 13th, 2009
Hey hey, peeps… This is “People of WalMart”… not just “f*cktards who can’t get it together enough to be seen in public”.
I loooove Gramma’s outfit!! And judging from the comments that have gotten the thumbs up, I’d say that the majority of people looking at this site know how to appreciate a good giggle and ALSO how to appreciate an “aww, that’s cute” moment!
October 13th, 2009
Mind your manners, sonny…she’s got flying monkeys & she’s not afraid to use ‘em…
October 13th, 2009
I’d tapp that
October 13th, 2009
I have to admit that there are plenty of pics on this site that make me laugh, but I don’t find this to be funny at all. Most of the elderly in this country live month to month of the measly funds that they get from social security. Grandma is just shopping – and if I saw someone taking a pic of my grandmother like this I would certainly be yelling at them. Making fun of the elderly is like making fun of someone with disabilities. Its just wrong.
October 13th, 2009
I don’t think she is early as much as she never stopped wearing them.
October 13th, 2009
I like men not women.
October 13th, 2009
I like balls to the face.
October 13th, 2009
She’s not just an old lady on social security, she’s wearing expensive shoes with this traverse ensemble.
October 13th, 2009
Haters- she’s just being festive. Poor grandma- leave her alone.
October 13th, 2009
and i bet she gives out treats on halloween even on her little pension:) how sweet
October 13th, 2009
She has earned her “right” to wear any damn thing she pleases! She would be one of the cutest lil witches at any party !!! We are all individuals!Bravo for being fit enough to care and shop for herself! Wishing I could be there to help her!! And I pray I can live to care for myself at that age !!!
October 13th, 2009
It breaks my heart that there are people who make fun of the elderly like this. Poor woman, it looks like she’s just trying to keep warm. This is not funny in the least. Try again, PoW. And lay off the old people just living their lives.
October 13th, 2009
Hey, I wear Halloween socks all year! Not orange ones, though, and not ones that are *obviously* Halloween. Just bats, skulls, and spiders.
October 13th, 2009
I am so impressed with the kind hearts of most of the people blogging on this photo. She looks really sweet and has done nothing to be ridiculed. I gather most of you feel the same and that makes me feel better.
October 14th, 2009
This doesn’t count since it looks like Fred Meyer!
October 14th, 2009
“I can’t trust him, he’s..he’s an arab!”
October 14th, 2009
Hey, what is wrong with the Halloween socks?! Its not like WALMART hasn’t had them on the shelves next to their little trick-or-treat boxes of candy since August!!!
October 14th, 2009
i personally think all of these pics have something in common
there stupid dddddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
October 14th, 2009
It is: it’s, not its.
October 14th, 2009
Yeah…think I’m in the majority on this one….she’s just an old lady and not really People of Walmart material. When I’m old I’ll be rockin my Halloween socks in January and won’t care! Halloween socks are fabulous! Less old people doing old people things, and more fatties in spandex and white trash with the kids on leashes!!
October 16th, 2009
Once again, not funny.
October 16th, 2009
Hey!….It’s MAXINE…LIVE!!
October 17th, 2009
A lot of people will think I’m trolling but I think this is genuinely my grandmother. She’s not poor, she just wears whatever she wants to keep warm. I’d like to meet the poor bastard who thinks this is funny. She’s a slightly eccentric Chinese woman, leave her be.
October 20th, 2009
reminds me of my favorite professor from college, except she used to wear oversized snow boots.
October 21st, 2009
Damn – this looks like it could be my mother!
November 18th, 2009
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