June 29th, 2011
Southern Push Pops
I also once dreamed of having Push Pops as fingers, but then I turned 8 and realized that it’s not a good idea.
Georgia
Southern Push Pops,
I also once dreamed of having Push Pops as fingers, but then I turned 8 and realized that it’s not a good idea.
Georgia
Southern Push Pops,
70 Comments, Comment or Ping
Just back away and leave if you see him in the john
June 29th, 2011
Looks like a guy to me!
June 29th, 2011
I can’t tell if it’s a man or a woman :/
June 29th, 2011
It’s not about esthetics
“give me what I want or I will scratch your eyes out ! “
June 29th, 2011
Well, that just gave me the dry heaves.
June 29th, 2011
How does he/she wipe? Gross.
June 29th, 2011
If that is a guy, he better not be in one of the rural areas of Ga. Being frrom Ga, I am here to tell you now, that if some good ol boys see him dressed like that in the rural areas of Ga, they WILL drag him out kicking and screaming and beat the living hell out of him. And NO, the other folks around will not help him in fear of getting the crap kicked out of themselves as well.
June 29th, 2011
Usually, POWM photos make me gag or throw up a little bit in the back of my throat…..this one makes me giggle and want to scratch myself.
June 29th, 2011
Coming this summer: Edward Scissorhands II – The Gay Blade
June 29th, 2011
As a nail tech, I want to point out to folks… how does it wipe? I’m sorry… super long nails are just NASTY.
June 29th, 2011
Sad thing is, he/she most likely PAID to have those things put on.
June 29th, 2011
Hate to burst bubbles, but I believe that is a chick. If youlook closely you can see ththe hair is done in a french twist and you can see the indentations from a bra on her back.
June 29th, 2011
two thumbs way up for TxLeaguer!
June 29th, 2011
Frederica Krueger.
June 29th, 2011
Prince lives in georgia now?
June 29th, 2011
Nothing says, “Unemployable” like some talons! Any potential boss would cringe…..
June 29th, 2011
Girl. Look at the facial features/bone structure.
June 29th, 2011
Looks like a she to me for some reason..
June 29th, 2011
I can only imagine what kind of funk might be growing underneath those tips. Eewwww!!!!! Somebody get her some hand sanitizer, stat!!!
June 29th, 2011
Those are home grown folks, you can tell by the curl setting on, Some people are raised by wolves, others by raptors.
June 29th, 2011
In response to MAJORTROUBLE: Often times those that are the most homophobic are hiding the secret that they themselves are gay. Your story is just a testament that the “good ol boys” you speak of are severely insecure, radically ignorant, and most likely fear their OWN sexuality therefore projecting their guilt for their repressed feelings (and jealousy that they, too, cannot be so open about it) on innocent people. By engaging in brutal violence over something they can’t understand simply solidifies the evidence that they lack any intelligence or ability to constructively express themselves. Let me break it down for you, sir. They are idiots. And frankly, you are too, for posting that nonsense.
June 29th, 2011
Excellant hemorroid removers!
June 29th, 2011
I’ll bet they are great for mining nose gold
June 29th, 2011
How does anyone do anything with nails that long. I couldn’t even clasp a necklace when I had acrylic nails and they were just normal length. Those are just gross!
June 29th, 2011
How did she dial the phone or answer the phone?
June 29th, 2011
@ MAJORTROUBLE! U sir, need to get off ur hillbilly kick! Ur back woods having ass needs to learn that gay or not! They are still human beings! U obviously can’t see that see u were born in the back woods of GA! Go scoop u up some road kill and tell ur Mom/Sister, wutz for dinner!
June 29th, 2011
Fair warning folks, this is what happens when they start mixing movies together. I think this was supposed to be Freddie Meets the Smurfs….
June 29th, 2011
Don’t shake it’s hand!
June 29th, 2011
I think she’s a woman too – and actually very attractive, but the nails just aren’t working. (Aren’t they so out of style anyway?)
June 29th, 2011
Looks like they’re casting for the syfy channel’s X-Men knock off “Ex-People: The Badger”
June 29th, 2011
I just wonder how she wipes her ass.
June 29th, 2011
That is one ugly it! Those nails real or not definetly display the person as unemployed.
June 29th, 2011
I wonder if her toenails are just as long??
June 29th, 2011
I would venture to say he/she/it is on welfare, it can’t possibly work with nails like that,
June 29th, 2011
cant work or wipe herself. trash human trash
June 29th, 2011
Male or Female, this person is HIGH MAINTENANCE! He/She would need a hairdresser, a tushy wiper, & God knows what other type of help to get through her day without puncturing herself!
June 29th, 2011
“Ahmma hafta call you back. They’s takin’ mah pikcher agin.”
June 29th, 2011
“Hi….I’ll call you back in 20 minutes when I’m finally done dialing your phone number due to the ackwardness of my nails. Bye.”
June 29th, 2011
How do you wipe with those?
June 29th, 2011
I love how long nails make you an automatic welfare recipient. I’m not a fan of the nails, but really people? Just saying, i could name a number of possible jobs, including ironically, walmart.
June 29th, 2011
@Ember: Thank you. I’m with you all the way.
@ Angel: With you too, I think. Not sure what you said. :O
June 29th, 2011
Ooooh, MajorTrouble is in maj – ah, wait…..
June 29th, 2011
Ok as far as the backwoods remarks. Not all southern people are ignorant white trash or well trash at all. I am from the south and absolutely LOVE gay people! Now there are some of us who are ignorant and trashy they make it bad for all of us. Now as far as the pic. I think it is a woman and yes the nails are ridiculious, nasty, and trashy just for a few. There is no way that you could do all the things you need to do day to day with nails like that..Just not practical
June 29th, 2011
@ Guadalisa
I love how long nails make you an automatic welfare recipient. I’m not a fan of the nails, but really people? Just saying, i could name a number of possible jobs, including ironically, walmart.
Walmart wouldn’t hire her. Why should they? There are tons of people looking for any sort of job they could choose from. People who look presentable and who are not handicapped by freakishly long nails.
June 29th, 2011
@Ember: Thank you. I’m with you on this.
@Angel: I’m with you too, I think. I’m not sure what you said.
June 29th, 2011
OMG! It’s the live action version of Salad Fingers!! Does she love to touch rusty spoons?
June 29th, 2011
It could be a woman. Looks like there’s a faint outline of a bra strap on the back.
June 30th, 2011
This is a woman. Sadly I think she is a Walmart employee on her break. Makes us all look bad. Those nails are ridiculous and nasty!!!
June 30th, 2011
This is a woman. Sadly I think she is a Walmart employee on her break. Makes us all look bad. Those nails are ridiculous and nasty!!!
June 30th, 2011
Everyone keeps asking, “How does he/she ____”, the answer is HE/SHE DOESN’T…Those finger nails work great for the only thing this person does, other than talk 24/7 on the phone, and that is to pick up her government check. She probably sued her first and only employer for “creating a hostile work environment” when they asked her to do anything…
June 30th, 2011
Can you nail me now?
June 30th, 2011
Can’t be a Walmart employee. There’s not a thing she could do there with those nails. I’m not even sure how she manages to get dressed every day, much less do other things like cook, drive, wipe, fasten that bra, do that hair and tie her shoes. I could go on, but why bother?
June 30th, 2011
Damn! How do you take your contact lenses out?
June 30th, 2011
One of my biggest pet peeves about WM are the people who talk while shopping, ignoring everything and everyone about them. They block the isle, slow down the check out lane, just like drivers who talk while driving! F@ing hang up the phone and talk when you are at home or at least where you will not bother others!
July 2nd, 2011
Yep….Walmart associate…just got it confirmed…sheesh….
July 2nd, 2011
For everyone who keeps asking how this person wipes there is a product they sell called the EZ- wipe that is made for people who have trouble reaching around to wipe. Basically it’s a long handle with a grip on the end that grabs the toilet paper when you
July 5th, 2011
For everyone who keeps asking how this person wipes there is a product they sell called the EZ- wipe that is made for people who have trouble reaching around to wipe. Basically it’s a long handle with a grip on.the end that grabs the toilet paper when you push the button on the handle. I mean no disrespect when I mention that morbidly obese people and those with dwarfism use said device however I don’t know if this person would have one. It’s the only way I can think she could keep her hands and fingers clean
July 5th, 2011
“In the ghetto…in the ghetttooooo…”
July 7th, 2011
How does she wipe her ass?
July 7th, 2011
Holy crap, I saw this picture last week on here, but I didn’t think anything of it being a man or a woman! Now that I am taking a closer look, it could very well be a guy. Those hands look pretty masculine, but I could be wrong. Don’t see any bra lines either.
July 11th, 2011
They must go through a ton of hand soap just to wash under the fingernails after going to the bathroom. Their rear end is probably scratched up like crazy.
July 17th, 2011
Is it a… or is it a… ?
July 19th, 2011
Typical ghetto bitch-cell phone welded to the ear and $200 fake nails more than likely paid for out of this months welfare payment. God Bless America!
July 24th, 2011
What did she dial her phone with, her dick?
July 29th, 2011
Please don’t let her work in the deli!
July 30th, 2011
Way too much! LMAO.!
August 6th, 2011
They can’t be Mormons….
August 12th, 2011
There is a woman who works at my walmart in her 40′s whos nails are even longer then those in this picture and when you see the under side they are yellow and brownish ugh nasty and very unsanitary, her nails are real customers ask how she wipes and it pisses her off, germs hide under fingers ugh makes me shudder and makes me wonder how she does anything with nails that long
August 24th, 2011
i think this is an employee!!!
August 29th, 2011
it is she i worked with her at walmart
September 14th, 2011
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