June 29th, 2011
Piece Of Cake
Listen, I don’t need a cardboard sign to point out Strawberry Shortcake’s disturbed sister. She does a fine enough job getting attention on her own. Although, if I were her I’d be a little more careful with that cake purse at Walmart; Someone is bound to snatch that up and try eating it.
Texas
Piece Of Cake,
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Hey, Avril Lavigne has to shop too.
June 29th, 2011
She’s probably a cutie. Some nicer looking shoes wouldn’t hurt though.
June 29th, 2011
I would totally hit that!
Dig the purple, baby!
She’s got a somewhat disjointed outfit, but clothes are just for taking off anyway.
June 29th, 2011
At least she’s wearing clothes. My 4 year old would LOVE that purse.
June 29th, 2011
She can remove all but the stockings…hope she’s wearing a garter belt.
Oh, and the gloves, she can keep them on too.
June 29th, 2011
Actually, I think the purse is cute. The rest of the outfit is an awful mess.
June 29th, 2011
Aww she’s cute. Yay for individuality!
June 29th, 2011
Nom Nom Nom, Good cake.
June 29th, 2011
shes sooooo original….just like everyone else
June 29th, 2011
Yum Yum eat ‘em up!
June 29th, 2011
if this were 1986 she’d fit right in. As it stands, she looks like a reject from Jem and the Holograms. I’ve seen much worse on this site though, so mismatching is not a crime. At least she’s covered.
June 29th, 2011
Not funny … But, why the F is she at a checkout line with an empty cart ?
June 29th, 2011
Rainbow Brite was bound to go goth sooner or later.
June 29th, 2011
THAT’S “HIT GIRL” FROM “KICK ASS” !!
June 29th, 2011
Just a little imagination applied to the cardboard cutout in lower left corner says it all…
June 29th, 2011
1. She is completely covered. 2. She has a nice figure 3. Even though her outfit is a total mess, I am all for individuality. If we were all the same, life would be very boring and we would not have POWM to entertain us….lol
June 29th, 2011
okay i dont see nothin wrong with her i mean the out fit looks weird but thats her style she looks kinda cute from the back
June 29th, 2011
I love how the cardboard cut out is also pointing her out.
June 29th, 2011
I love it!!!!
June 29th, 2011
ummm, was it halloween? trick or treat?
June 29th, 2011
I bet that she’s either a teen or some 60 year old.
June 29th, 2011
Individuality or not – it’s still a weird outfit
June 29th, 2011
Not individuality. She looks like a typical Hot Topic employee/customer.
June 29th, 2011
Cute! If she is old enough, I would enjoy taking her over my kneee and correcting her clothing choices.
June 29th, 2011
Its Miss Swan from mad tv. Ok
June 29th, 2011
wierd yes- but check out the dude in line wearig his wife’s capri pants- HIS WIFE’S CAPRI PANTS!!!
June 29th, 2011
LOL I really like it!!! Just saying!!!
June 29th, 2011
Can you IMAGINE the number of fat broads that chased her down to ask where “dem big ole damn cupcakes is”?
June 30th, 2011
I’d give her cakes some of my creamy filling though.
June 30th, 2011
Dear Shortcake Jr. The Cardboard Gods have sent me to grant you the power to buy matching outfits at WalMart. P.S. Clairol is in Isle #3
June 30th, 2011
Is that Punky Brewster all grown up?
June 30th, 2011
I guess texas is more than just trees.. Miss Swan!!!!!!!!
June 30th, 2011
It’s Little Bo Peep in her summer outfit…
June 30th, 2011
meh id hit it I like her hair and the skirt
June 30th, 2011
I like what I see here. All of it. The shoes are practical for shopping around. Beats sweatshirt/flip flops/sweatshirt standard-issue walcreature uniform any day of the week!
And her purse is a lie.
June 30th, 2011
Someone needs to tell Cyndi Lauper that it’s not 1985 anymore.
June 30th, 2011
The cardboard cutout is the funniest thing in this pic. The girl looks cute – at least she appears young enough to dress silly. I grew up in the 80s and I know I wore some silly things. Your teens are a time to have fun with your clothes. As others said, nothing’s hanging out.
June 30th, 2011
Love the hair. If the skirt didn’t look was made from Miami Vice sofa, & if the shoes didn’t look like she stole them from an old lady playing canasta, the outfit would rock. Although, I still question her choice of purse, very impractical to unzip every time she needs something out of it.
June 30th, 2011
Looks as if she is a little traumatized after that visit from the Grapist.
June 30th, 2011
I actually love her outfit xD
June 30th, 2011
i hate to say it, but as much as i don’t dig this outfit, eclectic is in this year according to the fashion industry…and it has been for a few years with most people in her age range anyway.
June 30th, 2011
I dont see a problem with it…
June 30th, 2011
I bet her bag had all the fatties drooling.
June 30th, 2011
Am I the only one who thought that the cut out card board being pointed at her looks like pedo bear?
June 30th, 2011
The cardboard cut out looks like a peins and balls and it is pointed at her. Nice abstract.
June 30th, 2011
i can tell her mother didnt dress her
June 30th, 2011
sriously i think thats my friend holly lol
July 1st, 2011
Is it me, or does anyone else think you should pay a cover charge to go in walmart for the freak show viewing, thank god that part is an added bonus
July 1st, 2011
It’s a sign of sad times when most of the commenters are cheering on a freak instead of condemning it.
July 1st, 2011
Cute, but she needs to decide on a style. This is like sweet lolita and fairy kei mixed with scene hair and just general gothiness. Kind of a mess.
July 1st, 2011
OMG it’s KATY PERRY!!!!!!!!!
July 2nd, 2011
omg….GROW UP.
July 3rd, 2011
Don’t like the outfit at all, but the purse is cute!
July 5th, 2011
Looks like Strawberry and the Purple Pieman had a brief love affair, and this was the concequence.
July 5th, 2011
I think she looks cute <3
July 5th, 2011
Just another Goth kid…nothin to look at….move on…I SAID MOVE ON DAMMIT!
July 7th, 2011
It looks like she’s going for some kind of lolita style, so unlike the real weirdos on this site she’s making an effort in her appearance- whether you like/approve of the style yourself.
July 9th, 2011
Haha I actually like her outfit. But then again, I went to an art’s school. So I’ve been acclimated to eccentric fashion choices lol
July 11th, 2011
i would wear that but i never match so…..
July 12th, 2011
i love her hair, purse and leggings .
July 14th, 2011
she looks badass
August 2nd, 2011
She’s wearing a mix of Japanese street fashions (lolita,fairy kei,etc) and has “scene” hair so it’s not like she’s the only one wearing this stuff.
Her cake purse is actually VERY expensive and from a popular (luxury priced) lolita brand in Japan.
So to all of you “my little kid would love the purse” snarky type comments, how often do you buy your 5 yr old $200+ purses?
August 8th, 2011
This screams fail Lolita. She tried to mix too many different japanese fashions. Weeabo with money mayhaps? Thinking, ‘If I mix all of these fashions together I’ll be super Kawaii Desu!!’
August 10th, 2011
She’s super cute!
I love her outfit and style. Bet she’s got a pretty face too.
August 28th, 2011
You know how those scene girls try to emulate Audrey Kitching in their facebook tumbler myspace every single hipster social website they can sign up for pictures. Yeah, not for public rainbow bright, looks like hot topic threw up all over you.
October 6th, 2011
hit her in the puss puss
December 3rd, 2011
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