Someone please explain to me why even though I can see her biscuit bottoms and side titty flap, I can’t take my eyes off her shoes as the worst part of this mess.
53 Comments | In: California, Featured Creature, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
Ewwww. I am trying to buy food here! Too late. Lost my appetite.
June 30th, 2011
just for giggles
She’s a tap dancing show girl!?
WHY DON’T THESE PEOPLE EVER BUY LONG PAIRS OF PANTS?!?!
ok, got my OJ, my gaterade… i’m ready for my tap recital at the nursing home.
Well isn’t it obvious? She just ran into Walmart for a few things after Tap class…
@BEEF, because they have no class and no shame.
But what if she wants to break out into a tap dance in the middle of shopping? With those shoes, she’s prepared to flash mob it all by herself.
speakin’ of tap…oh yeah!
I KNOW WAL MART SELLS LONG PAIRS OF PANTS, WHY WOULDN’T SHE BUY SOME?
Apparently she doesn’t have a long length mirror… Or kids to tell her she looks “nasty”…
I’m not that bothered by the outfit….I like the Lucky Charms, Orange juice and a big purple ball in her cart…sounds like a hot date night to me
Am I the only one that thinks those shorts riding up my crack would be a bit painful? Like dang..pull them out.
How can you not feel, that your shorts are more in your A$$ then Covering your A$$…
Fly on the Wall
Her ass is hanging out and her shoes are the worst part? WTF?
Lets hope she bends at the knees to get all the stuff outta that cart!! EEKKKKK
don’t let your meatloaf…
She has a cart full. Hardly a few things.
Her ass is hanging out and she has back boobs. HURL!!!!
This actually just turned my stomach.
They still have a Micky D’s must be nice
Crack kills . . .
She was at the beach barefoot and those were the only shoes in her car.
Mark the Shark
Looks like she’s getting ready to squeeze one out, faarrrrrrrtttt!
Where are all these grown men and women finding onesies to wear?
where do people find these outfits? and doesn’t she notice her thighs rubbing together, that should be an indication her shorts have ridden up. and no, the shoes don’t class it up
What’s even worse is she probably has camel toe in the front to match the one in the back. :X
Sippin’ on gin and juice, Laid back, got my mind on my booty and my booty online.
Wonder what she would do if somone pinced her on the butt and yell WOO HOOO!!! LOL
25 lbs less and I’ll hit it!! ;D
Wow….Shirley Temple got really big !
They sell long shorts in the big gals section. Perhaps she ran out of space in her cart. Pleeaase stop buying your close in petite teens.
i know what i would do if i were in her shoes ,i would sell them and buy something to cover up my ass
Pinching pennies in her penny loafers.
I’d do her!
Pay The Piper
What should be in her cart:
1 full-length mirror
One pair of sweatpants
July 1st, 2011
I hope this girl sees this and is ashamed at how trashy she looks. I agree, the shoes are more disturbing than her ass cheeks on display. No, the way she is standing is more disturbing. Someone should push her over.
Tap dancer who forgot her tap pants?
I hope the clothing products in the bottom of the buggy are to cover the sag of her ass-strap…FA REAL!!!!
I have the answer to the mystery. You’re more focused on the shoes because that’s the only part of this travesty that merely confuses you and doesn’t make you want to vomit!
Great caption. You nailed it! Hideous shoes. Even more annoying to view than her flat fannie.
July 3rd, 2011
On the good ship lollypop….
July 5th, 2011
Some guy from Chi
Haha! Before even seeing the caption I was srsly hoping the shoe horror would be mentioned!
July 6th, 2011
@MYOB – I have no class or shame, but I know better than to let my buns and my back boobs show in public. There’s definitely something wrong with these folks!
July 8th, 2011
This was probably taken in temecula… where i live… i live in the town with 90,000 rednecks out of 100,000 people..
July 9th, 2011
The Lord of Cheese
I can’t believe you guys are still rockin with the biscuit bottoms. Sweet.
July 11th, 2011
Ok, now 1st of all, her butt cheeks are completely hanging out! Not a sight that even I wanna see! Her shoes are way too casual to be worn with that buming around outfit! Biscuit bottoms? Definitely!
Looks like Lucrecia!!
July 12th, 2011
I think she is rather hot. Ready for that date at McDonalds anyone.
nasty ass hoe
July 24th, 2011
I was going to ask where these people come up with these clothing configurations but I noticed she has clothes in her cart! Someone needs to send these pics to the Walmart clothing buyer to tell them to STOP stocking their stores with these hideous outfits! Might I offer another suggestion? Place full length mirrors at each register so these people can see themselves! And please don’t put voting machines in Walmarts. I just don’t think most of these people are up to making good decisions!
November 8th, 2011