I Just Wanna Race, Daddy



I wonder how many customers were arrested for uncontrollably pleasuring themselves once they walked down the aisle and saw a real life NASCAR car?

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  1. Chris

    WooHoo!!!!!!! Hillbilly heaven. Beer, Nascar, Guns and ammo in one location. Only thing missing is the hound dog.

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    July 7th, 2011

  2. The Captain

    I think there would be a little more uh, “evidence” around then.

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  3. scroti mcboogerballs

    Ricky Bobby pulled into the wal-mart looking for a little shake and bake

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    July 7th, 2011

  4. Amanda

    I don’t think you need to have car after NASCAR. Just… saw a real life NASCAR would do it.

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    July 7th, 2011

  5. mike

    Hell No you can’t drive it Dad! You got your “effin” license at K-Mart :/

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    July 7th, 2011

  6. BJ

    On Sale for $155,700.97

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  7. Jen

    That’s one big ass Hot Wheels car.

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  8. Kerry

    It’s not called a NASCAR – its a stock car. NASCAR is the association that sanctions the races.

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    July 7th, 2011

  9. Eizzil

    What’s really bad is that someone backed away from their shopping cart to take the picture, but failed to move said cart.

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  10. vince

    “NASCAR” is how a redneck says “nice car” There is probably a sea of redneck man seed and vag juice in the walmart from the presence of that car.

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  11. ret

    YEEEHAAAAAAW THEYRE TURNING LEFT!
    INTO LINGERIE!

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    July 7th, 2011

  12. johnnydrama

    THERE’S A GODDAMN COUGAR IN THE CAR!

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  13. johnnydrama

    It’s pretty cool the way the POWM watermark almost looks like a contingency sticker on the nose of the car.

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  14. Vick

    The sad thing about this is that this is possibly the classiest thing that Wal-Mart has ever done.

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  15. FooFooDyke

    Dang, the parking lot was THAT full?

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  16. BadOmen

    So NASCAR really does mean Not A Sport, Centered Around Rednecks!

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  17. WaldoPepper

    No matter where you park at Wal-Mart, your car is never safe from stray shopping carts.

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  18. JOHN JERMEY

    Now we know who knocked over the Coke display (he was tring to make a right)

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    July 8th, 2011

  19. grim reaper

    miller is piss water no wonder no ones by the car and if you think it taste like piss cold try it warm .

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  20. grim reaper

    miller the beer that taste like piss should be on the nose of that car.

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  21. Brookelynn

    HOLY BALLS!!!

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  22. Military in Germany

    @ Grim Reaper, So you are a piss connoisseur? Can you also tell the region and vintage? (From who or at least the state it is from and year?)

    Will drink a locally brewed one later. One of the better benefits of the military is trying the local food and drink. Germany is top for beer and wine. Unfortunately Walmart is no longer here but we can still come to POWM.

    As for the car, all I can say is Autobahn – no speed limit in many areas.

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  23. Normal Dude with a voice

    This pic and commentary are lame, defintely less cool than NASCAR.

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  24. joblo

    “It’s not called a NASCAR – its a stock car. NASCAR is the association that sanctions the races.”

    And if it were a NASCAR car, it would have a NASCAR decal.

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  25. PPLWATCHER

    The cart belongs to the copulating couple that was in an earlier post…

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  26. RED

    BadOmen, Take that intolerant racist shit somewhere else.

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  27. coopster

    $2.50 for a bag of Doritos?!?!?

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  28. Roy

    Really? An effing car? I thought your name was “PEOPLE of WalMart.?

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  29. Mike reiley

    Is it true you have to sleep with at least to realatives to get nascar tickets

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  30. Mork

    @Mike Reiley,

    Doing a spell check would help lend some credibility when you slam others. Unfortunately, the spell check won’t replace an elementary school education regarding usage of “two, too, to”.

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  31. Beth

    Finally someone who knows to put the bread and fruits in the top of the cart!!!! (and not sit on them of course) This might be a first!

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  32. Marc

    “Clean Up on Aisle 7″ takes on a whole new meaning…

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  33. Marc

    Do you know why NASCAR tracks only have left hand turns?

    Because the drivers can’t turn right while picking their noses, dipping Skoal, scratching their asses, and blowing kisses at their sisters.

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  34. Marc

    Otherwise known as “BUBBA RACING” …

    Have you noticed that all of the anti- NASCAR comments here are being tagged “Dislike”

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  35. Marc

    NASCAR draws some of the largest crowds to ever attend a sporting event…at the last race over 30,000 married couples attended…of those 6 couples weren’t blood relatives before marriage.

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  36. Guinastasia

    Dammit, when I was a kid all they had were those dinky little horse rides where you stuck in a quarter and it bounced for like, ten seconds.

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  37. All you need now is to have Jerry Springer there doing autograph signings and you’ll have every rednecks dream event!

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  38. mike reiley

    going in a circle for four or fives hours must be exciting- to inbred assholes

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  39. 2fish

    Ten bucks says the person taking the picture has a mullet and is now wearing pants!

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  40. Heathen

    This is not POWM-worthy. I live near the Indy Motor Speedway and every store has a show car in it or in front of it for most of the months of May and August.

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  41. Mork

    @Mike Reiley,

    Is your spelling capability the product of breeding or education?

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  42. sarsax1

    A woman in Aurora, IN left her 8 kids in a hot van while she was looking at a NASCAR display in a Walmart:

    http://www.fox19.com/story/15047946/babysitter-charged-after-leaving-8-kids-in-hot-car

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  43. s1500

    This is just an average day in Walmart. I swear WalMart is basically a NASCAR merchandise distribution center. The other non-NASCAR items(chips, food, clothing, electronics) are just loss leaders to get customers in.

    Ger r done!

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    July 10th, 2011

  44. Nexus

    Sweet!

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    July 11th, 2011

  45. I want one! If liking NASCAR means being a hillbilly redneck then I’m a California Hillbilly redneck girl!

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  46. Katherine

    I’m pretty sure that’s at my wally world, lol. I live in Indiana, go figure, just about everybody here is a hillbilly and loves NASCAR.

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  47. Michelle

    The closest $ sign to that car shows its going for $12!

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  48. Cynic

    I wonder how many people thought it was the 2nd coming of Dale Earnhardt?

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  49. ufoolish

    my father loves nascar and he owns an oil company.

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    July 13th, 2011

  50. Samantha

    Yes Kathrine that car is in Indiana i wanted to jump on the roof of it cause it seemed like the thing to do but i restrained myself

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  51. Working here sucks

    This was part of some “retailtainment” crap in one of the hillbilly states in southern USA. I read about it in their propaganda magazine they put in the break room >.>

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