July 7th, 2011
I Just Wanna Race, Daddy
I wonder how many customers were arrested for uncontrollably pleasuring themselves once they walked down the aisle and saw a real life NASCAR car?
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I Just Wanna Race, Daddy,
I wonder how many customers were arrested for uncontrollably pleasuring themselves once they walked down the aisle and saw a real life NASCAR car?
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I Just Wanna Race, Daddy,
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WooHoo!!!!!!! Hillbilly heaven. Beer, Nascar, Guns and ammo in one location. Only thing missing is the hound dog.
July 7th, 2011
I think there would be a little more uh, “evidence” around then.
July 7th, 2011
Ricky Bobby pulled into the wal-mart looking for a little shake and bake
July 7th, 2011
I don’t think you need to have car after NASCAR. Just… saw a real life NASCAR would do it.
July 7th, 2011
Hell No you can’t drive it Dad! You got your “effin” license at K-Mart :/
July 7th, 2011
On Sale for $155,700.97
July 7th, 2011
That’s one big ass Hot Wheels car.
July 7th, 2011
It’s not called a NASCAR – its a stock car. NASCAR is the association that sanctions the races.
July 7th, 2011
What’s really bad is that someone backed away from their shopping cart to take the picture, but failed to move said cart.
July 7th, 2011
“NASCAR” is how a redneck says “nice car” There is probably a sea of redneck man seed and vag juice in the walmart from the presence of that car.
July 7th, 2011
YEEEHAAAAAAW THEYRE TURNING LEFT!
INTO LINGERIE!
July 7th, 2011
THERE’S A GODDAMN COUGAR IN THE CAR!
July 7th, 2011
It’s pretty cool the way the POWM watermark almost looks like a contingency sticker on the nose of the car.
July 7th, 2011
The sad thing about this is that this is possibly the classiest thing that Wal-Mart has ever done.
July 7th, 2011
Dang, the parking lot was THAT full?
July 7th, 2011
So NASCAR really does mean Not A Sport, Centered Around Rednecks!
July 7th, 2011
No matter where you park at Wal-Mart, your car is never safe from stray shopping carts.
July 7th, 2011
Now we know who knocked over the Coke display (he was tring to make a right)
July 8th, 2011
miller is piss water no wonder no ones by the car and if you think it taste like piss cold try it warm .
July 8th, 2011
miller the beer that taste like piss should be on the nose of that car.
July 8th, 2011
HOLY BALLS!!!
July 8th, 2011
@ Grim Reaper, So you are a piss connoisseur? Can you also tell the region and vintage? (From who or at least the state it is from and year?)
Will drink a locally brewed one later. One of the better benefits of the military is trying the local food and drink. Germany is top for beer and wine. Unfortunately Walmart is no longer here but we can still come to POWM.
As for the car, all I can say is Autobahn – no speed limit in many areas.
July 8th, 2011
This pic and commentary are lame, defintely less cool than NASCAR.
July 8th, 2011
“It’s not called a NASCAR – its a stock car. NASCAR is the association that sanctions the races.”
And if it were a NASCAR car, it would have a NASCAR decal.
July 8th, 2011
The cart belongs to the copulating couple that was in an earlier post…
July 8th, 2011
BadOmen, Take that intolerant racist shit somewhere else.
July 8th, 2011
$2.50 for a bag of Doritos?!?!?
July 8th, 2011
Really? An effing car? I thought your name was “PEOPLE of WalMart.?
July 8th, 2011
Is it true you have to sleep with at least to realatives to get nascar tickets
July 8th, 2011
@Mike Reiley,
Doing a spell check would help lend some credibility when you slam others. Unfortunately, the spell check won’t replace an elementary school education regarding usage of “two, too, to”.
July 8th, 2011
Finally someone who knows to put the bread and fruits in the top of the cart!!!! (and not sit on them of course) This might be a first!
July 8th, 2011
“Clean Up on Aisle 7″ takes on a whole new meaning…
July 8th, 2011
Do you know why NASCAR tracks only have left hand turns?
Because the drivers can’t turn right while picking their noses, dipping Skoal, scratching their asses, and blowing kisses at their sisters.
July 8th, 2011
Otherwise known as “BUBBA RACING” …
Have you noticed that all of the anti- NASCAR comments here are being tagged “Dislike”
July 8th, 2011
NASCAR draws some of the largest crowds to ever attend a sporting event…at the last race over 30,000 married couples attended…of those 6 couples weren’t blood relatives before marriage.
July 8th, 2011
Dammit, when I was a kid all they had were those dinky little horse rides where you stuck in a quarter and it bounced for like, ten seconds.
July 8th, 2011
All you need now is to have Jerry Springer there doing autograph signings and you’ll have every rednecks dream event!
July 8th, 2011
going in a circle for four or fives hours must be exciting- to inbred assholes
July 8th, 2011
Ten bucks says the person taking the picture has a mullet and is now wearing pants!
July 8th, 2011
This is not POWM-worthy. I live near the Indy Motor Speedway and every store has a show car in it or in front of it for most of the months of May and August.
July 8th, 2011
@Mike Reiley,
Is your spelling capability the product of breeding or education?
July 8th, 2011
A woman in Aurora, IN left her 8 kids in a hot van while she was looking at a NASCAR display in a Walmart:
http://www.fox19.com/story/15047946/babysitter-charged-after-leaving-8-kids-in-hot-car
July 9th, 2011
This is just an average day in Walmart. I swear WalMart is basically a NASCAR merchandise distribution center. The other non-NASCAR items(chips, food, clothing, electronics) are just loss leaders to get customers in.
Ger r done!
July 10th, 2011
Sweet!
July 11th, 2011
I want one! If liking NASCAR means being a hillbilly redneck then I’m a California Hillbilly redneck girl!
July 11th, 2011
I’m pretty sure that’s at my wally world, lol. I live in Indiana, go figure, just about everybody here is a hillbilly and loves NASCAR.
July 11th, 2011
The closest $ sign to that car shows its going for $12!
July 11th, 2011
I wonder how many people thought it was the 2nd coming of Dale Earnhardt?
July 12th, 2011
my father loves nascar and he owns an oil company.
July 13th, 2011
Yes Kathrine that car is in Indiana i wanted to jump on the roof of it cause it seemed like the thing to do but i restrained myself
July 13th, 2011
This was part of some “retailtainment” crap in one of the hillbilly states in southern USA. I read about it in their propaganda magazine they put in the break room >.>
July 22nd, 2011
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