Going Ratty



At first glance, I thought this guy just had to take a massive dump and was doing his best to hold it in. We have all seen the bathrooms in Walmart and with those short shorts it would be even more of a disaster if he let it slip, so smart move on his part, right? THEN I noticed that cute little rat-tail that he’s rockin’. So, I came to the conclusion that he’s smuggling an animal about the size of a rat in his own tail.

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  1. Lady Anne

    I’ve never seen anyone with such odd posture! Gives an entirely new meaning to the expression “scared stiff”.

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  2. Bebushka

    Omg is a cheerleader pose? O.o

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  3. goose

    He’s ex- military and his pink clad C.O. just yelled ATTT-HUTTT!

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  4. TxLeaguer

    Unless Rob Corddry has a new reality show, I’m getting in another line.

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  5. Blondie

    Wow! Looks like a female from the neck down but the head looks like a man’s…weird! All I can say is..nice figure, for a he/she..

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  6. dave

    Thats the posture of a pu$$& whipped dominated man. He doesnt move without permission from the pink dominatrix.

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  7. TXLEAGUER

    looks like my sister & brother in law

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  8. TheSheriff

    I think he got “cured” by Marcus Bachmann!

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  9. Mike

    Can’t say much for that lady friend of his either. Check out that wardrobe!

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  10. TxLeaguer

    @”Looks like my sister & brother in law” : Get your own username and please do not apply mine to lame comments, I can make my own lame comments.

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  11. Saphyre

    Yes looks like a very well trained submissive/slave to me. It looks like he is tethered to the shopping cart and only moves when it moves. Haven’t seen too many of those on here.

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  12. she`s going to eat away her sorrow of the loss of the family gerbal. wonder where it went?

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  13. HMMMM I think this long hairred maggot was cut off a long time ago at both ends so to speak wonder if his cahonees ever dropped

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  14. Steve

    That woman with him does not need to be in that aisle. Looks like she wears that pants in that relationship, she’s got him scared stiff.

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  15. ted

    not funny

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  16. madz1962

    That dude has a better figure than most women we see on here.

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  17. ItsMissKitty

    Wow… what an odd figure that person has. I feel bad for him.

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  18. GHOST

    I don’t know about being scared stiff… kinda reminds me of a man on the edge. He’s listening to his inner voices: she said we can’t have candy, sheeeeeeee said we can’t have sugar, but when sheeeee goes to sleep tonight weeeeeee tie her to the bed, eat her stash, and we listen to the b*tch squealing. Yesssssssss that what we do.

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    July 11th, 2011

  19. Joe

    Is he in timeout?

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  20. mark

    that guy makes me want to puke as the gal dreesses better than he does

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  21. gina

    This makes me sad.

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  22. stupidtalk

    Just looking at her and his posture I’d have to say he only speaks two words… “Yes Dear”

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  23. teeko

    If you saw this fellow without the rat-tail and in a well-cut suit you would think he looked pretty sharp I bet.
    I think he has a really trim figure and hey, maybe it was a lark that he left that little bit of hair there. Takes 2 secs to lop it off. No bid dealio.

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  24. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!

    Yeeeeessssssss, my Precious. We wonder what it’s got in it’s pocketes?

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  25. Cline

    It’s astounding/Time is fleeting/Madness takes its toll…

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  26. Oh!Lady

    That is one tight ass!!!!!

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  27. tazmom

    What is it with some of these skinny guys and their waaaay to short shorts!?

    Do they REALLY think that is attractive for a grown man? We have a couple of my husband’s co workers who wear these things!’

    Is it some sort of code for some dorky group…? Like the rainbow is to the gay crowd.

    Ewww…just ewww.

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  28. Bob Hope's Ghost

    I wonder if he likes rusty spoons

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  29. Running4Cover

    Maybe he has a hole in his shorts and is doing a butt clench to hide the hole?

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  30. Kittee

    YES!!! I posted this one!! xD

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  31. Running4Cover

    @Cline – Thank you! Oh my god, I couldn’t think of why the guy looked familiar! He’s also a little Lurch from the Addams Family.

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  32. MimWix

    His demeanor screams “on furlough from the nearest mental asylum or half-way house.” She is his “counselor”.

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  33. jpark

    Lurch is going to the beach

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  34. Cline

    Cherishing those moments when the blackness would fill me/and the void would be calling/LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAINN!

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  35. rblackb

    it is a sad picture, but I doubt if he is brainwashed and totally devoid of free will……..

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  36. nicholas is here

    at least put a hat on.

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  37. energizer

    I agree. He is a masochist and gets off on being submissive. Although it seems like hell to us, he’s in his own heaven.

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  38. PPLWATCHER

    No butt crack, no tatts, no cleavage, no personals showing…no show here, people. Please move on.

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  39. Jen

    This little wimp doesn’t dare back-talk to his ol’ lady!

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  40. No way!

    Actually he’s mannorexic.. that pig in pink won’t let him eat anything.

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  41. coopster

    He has to stand straight, or she’ll beat him when they get home.

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  42. BOBO

    From the neck down he’s the perfect shape of GUMBY !

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  43. crystianne

    Jack and Mrs. Spratt

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  44. Alice

    This man may have some type of chromosomal syndrome. For example, Klinefelter’s syndrome. Think about it, people. Do not judge when it’s obvious that he has some genetic problem! This is not funny!

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  45. Calico325

    @Alice: A cromosomal syndrome, maybe. Certainly, NOT Klinefelter’s Syndrome. Not the right body type, if you’re going by appearances, alone. He’d have a more soft, fat-padded appearance…much like a plump woman’s.

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  46. Calico325

    @Alice: Cromosomal Syndrome, maybe…but certainly NOT Klinefelter’s Syndrome. Not the right body type, if you’re judging by appearances. He’d have more of a soft, fat-padded body…much like a plump woman’s. Klinefelter’s Syndrome is the presence of an extra “X” cromosome in the males normal “XY” genetic sex code. That would make him have “XXY”, which would give him more of a chubby female-looking torso, with larger breasts. This guy is sleek, with not an ounce of fat on him.

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  47. Calico325

    @Alice: Cromosomal Syndrome, maybe; but certainly, NOT Klinefelter’s Syndrome. Klinefelter’s Syndrome is the presence of an extra “X” chromosome present in the normal “XY” genetic sex code of a male. This extra female characteristic gives a male more of a “fluffy”, fat-padded body, with enlarged breasts. This fellow is sleek, without an ounce of fat on him. Even with the extra broad shoulders, it’s definitely “All Man”.

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  48. paw

    hes the shape of one of those male silouetted symbols you see on signs

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  49. TxLeaguer

    He looks cute, don’t criticize him!

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  50. Anonymous

    If that’s a dude than his biggest problem is not his rat tail or too short shorts….way too skinny and probably has an eating disorder. Sad.

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  51. Son of Sam's Club

    At Walmart normal people are the freaks.

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    July 13th, 2011

  52. riverbrat

    He’s probably not even with the chick wearing slobby pink. He’s probably pulled up all stilty to avoid getting slobby, pink girl cooties while he waits to buy a gift card. The shorts? Girlfriend, them SHORTS got a mind of they OWN!

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    July 15th, 2011

  53. gail

    You missed it one frame earlier. His GF just smacked the shit out of him for putting some Twix in the cart. She said “You know we don’t eat Twix!!”

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  54. pbunyon

    Marge hurry up! I’ve got to get to therapy!

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  55. kinda creepy

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  56. MWAHAHAHA

    Seriously is he tied to the cart??????
    How was that not mentioned?

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  57. kiki

    Is it just me or does it look like he has on a thong?

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  58. Brad in Canada

    All due respect but I bet tons of fun next to him there is abusive as hell. I’ve seen people stand like that and they were scared shiftless to piss off their partner.

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  59. Grim

    @ Cline

    You were doing so well with your first RHPS comment. You should have just left it at that instead of butchering the second one. :|

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