July 13th, 2011
Cotton Eye Joe
By the looks of it, I presume he is proficient in both hippie hacky-sack and moonshine jug band music…that’s talent.
New York
Cotton Eye Joe,
By the looks of it, I presume he is proficient in both hippie hacky-sack and moonshine jug band music…that’s talent.
New York
Cotton Eye Joe,
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Can you imagine how bad that nasty rat’s nest of hair smells. Daaammmn
July 13th, 2011
All of a sudden, I can hear creepy banjo music starting to play in the background….
July 13th, 2011
One can of Mt. Dew too many….
July 13th, 2011
Looks like a turd…LOL!
July 13th, 2011
Looks like he is peeing on the floor!!
July 13th, 2011
Over in haircare, you can find scissors, brushes, and combs! I suggest USING THEM! (in addition to shampoo and soap)
July 13th, 2011
A moment for a prayer of thanks before we enter the produce department?
July 13th, 2011
OMG how much do i wanna grab the scissors !!!!!
July 13th, 2011
hillbilly chic.
July 13th, 2011
I can smell him from here…
July 13th, 2011
Is Phish playing here?
July 13th, 2011
A redneck Bob Marley fan?
July 13th, 2011
Is it me or is he taking a piss?
July 13th, 2011
Just makes me want to run up with a pair of scissors and cut that shit off. Blech!
July 13th, 2011
Wonder what him and that kid are looking down at? I mean I’m shocked the kid isn’t staring at the dude screaming in terror.
July 13th, 2011
I wonder if he flings that shit-lok between his legs and flosses himself dry after his yearly shower
July 13th, 2011
The child seems impressed.
July 13th, 2011
I wonder if he flings that turd-lok between his legs and flosses himself dry after his yearly shower
July 13th, 2011
My god! Why is he carrying a bag of squirrels on his head?!
July 13th, 2011
Looks like he is getting ready to relieve himself right there by the self checkout!!
July 13th, 2011
MOUNTAIN MAN! =O
July 13th, 2011
Rob Zombie’s really let himself go.
July 13th, 2011
New York??? Seriously?
July 13th, 2011
“Hey kid, watch this!”
July 13th, 2011
did a snake eat some of his hair and die half way up?
July 13th, 2011
Must have been visiting relatives in New York, cuz I can’t imagine there are deep enough back woods for him to dwell in!
July 13th, 2011
That’s just nasty! WHY on earth would you allow yourself to go like this? Maybe he doesn’t care but – UGH! How could you stand yourself???????
July 13th, 2011
Daniel Boone was a man, yes a big man, and he fought for America to keep all Americans free… This ain’t him. Daniel Boone wore a coon skin hat, not a squirrels nest on his head. Smell ya later gator!
July 13th, 2011
That little girl is going to be sooo embarrassed when she gets older and someone asks, “who’s your daddy?”
July 13th, 2011
Wow, some of you really don’t think there’s inbred hicks in NY? Hell yeah…
July 13th, 2011
Plenty of woods in upstate New York. This photo was not taken near New York City.
July 13th, 2011
You shore do got a purdy mouth!!!
July 13th, 2011
Looks like he is playing with himself !!
July 13th, 2011
hey granny i think we r n heaven. they have every thing here. for get bevely hills.
July 13th, 2011
“Being “cotton eyed” refers to a person with cataracts. Does this man have any ocular problems I can’t see in this picture? However, I do think he could fit in with the Swedish band Rednex. I can almost hear him wailing “Pop An Old Oak” and “The Way I Mate.”
July 13th, 2011
Cletus: We home school ‘em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.
July 13th, 2011
and he’s got a raccoon in a cage right outside the trailer door
July 13th, 2011
How many quarters does it take to put him through the car wash
July 13th, 2011
Is that something growing out of his head or his ass? I’m confused.
July 13th, 2011
Seriously Dude? every time you have to take a dump you gotta deal with that……..thing hangin from your head, a woman I can see dealing with that shit,but not a guy!…………………….you are a guy right?
If you are………pass your guy card forward, I don’t think you deserve it.
July 13th, 2011
didn’t Aunt Mommy ever tell him to cut his hair?
July 13th, 2011
I think maybe this is a relative of the woman in Ariz. with the same hairdo…
July 13th, 2011
He needs to be tackled and hauled off for a COMPLETE makeover !!!
July 13th, 2011
I don’t think he was purposely trying to grow dreadlocks, I think he just lost his “COMB” for about (thirty) 30 years.
July 13th, 2011
Where did ya come from, please wont ya go? Where did ya come from, cotton eye joe
July 13th, 2011
Cleaned out the gun department for his night of huntin’ coon.
July 13th, 2011
This is why I am always hesitant to buy produce at Walmart…
July 13th, 2011
What the ——- is eating his head?
July 13th, 2011
OMG that is the tackiest shirt ! They don’t even go with those bibs!
July 13th, 2011
that rats nest is so nasty you will need hedge clippers to cut it!!
July 13th, 2011
Take a moment to think about what the inside of his shower drain looks like Yep, thought that would make you queasy.
July 13th, 2011
please don’t show me where it tickles when it dangles.
July 13th, 2011
What is he doing with his hands that the kid is so interested in?
July 13th, 2011
That’s Grizzly Adams’ brother, “Gnarrly”.
July 13th, 2011
Is that a coon you threw over your shoulder?
July 13th, 2011
Oh, gee, it’s one of the cast of “Deliverance”!
July 13th, 2011
I wouldnt want to get close enuf to use a scissors. The bugs would get me. Now maybe a.guillotine…..
July 13th, 2011
His hair is beyond nasty and disgusting! He had to have been growing that thing on his head for a long time to get it looking like that! Still nasty! After he uses the scissors, he should just take a straight buzz cutter to it and get rid of it all! I am also guessing that all that stuff weighs down on his neck and probably hurts like hell! Just cut it off!
July 13th, 2011
This pic alone is sufficient to warrant a little visit from CPS. I suspect he is capable of anything.
July 13th, 2011
Is that the guy from Deliverance?
July 13th, 2011
damn i am asshamed for them kids lmao!!!
July 13th, 2011
Gross! A bottle of Nair would do wonders.
July 13th, 2011
OMG!!! It’s eating his head!!
July 13th, 2011
Shopping at Walmart…….Soooooo easy even a caveman can do it !
July 13th, 2011
PLEASE get the hell out of the produce department!!!
July 13th, 2011
Here in California we call hair like that ‘shitlocks’ – especially if you live in or around Santa Cruz.
July 13th, 2011
The guys from Deliverance called – they said they miss you.
July 13th, 2011
That little girl is sure checking out whatever he has in his hands.
July 13th, 2011
Hot damn I want that man!!!!
July 14th, 2011
banjo is a playin and someones yellin squeal like a pig!
July 14th, 2011
Why do I suddenly have the song “Come on Eileen” playing in my head?
July 14th, 2011
I see this comes from NY. Someone who came for Woodstock in ’69 and never left, i bet!
July 14th, 2011
From th elook of it, I presume he’s crawling with fleas…
July 14th, 2011
What if that is not hair, but some sort of alien brain sack? He could be a super intelligent visitor from another world!
July 14th, 2011
“Hellbilly Deluxe”
July 14th, 2011
I’m sorry, y’all.. that’s just NASTY!
July 14th, 2011
Am I the only one who’s noticed that his hairmess has been crafted into living (sort of) macrame?
July 15th, 2011
When they said grow your hair long to donate to “Locks of Love”, this is not what they meant!!!!!!!!
July 15th, 2011
You should see his ass dreads!!!
July 15th, 2011
Is that Joe Dirt’s Dad?
July 16th, 2011
That “Thing” is called a Polish Plait. And yes they are usually infested. I googled it and it is even more gross than it looks. Oh oh that smell, can’t ya smell that smell?
July 19th, 2011
-claps and stomps foot rhythmically-
If it hadn’t been for Cotton Eye Joe, I’d been married a long time ago, where didja come from where didja go? where didja come from Cotton Eye Joe?
July 20th, 2011
I suppose “Locks of Love” would actually reject some folks donations.
July 21st, 2011
DELIVERANCE………..
July 22nd, 2011
Is that hair growing out of his ass to meet his head or the other way around?
July 24th, 2011
Does anyone know this guy or how to contact him??? I work at a daytime talk show and would like to give him a FREE MAKEOVER!!! If anyone knows anything about him or knows any man [Living in NJ, NY, or CT] that needs a makeover please email me!!!
daytimetvbooker@gmail.com
July 25th, 2011
dirty ass white people.
July 26th, 2011
Red Right….. naaaasty
July 27th, 2011
All I can think of is how heavy (and dirty and stinky and nasty) that must be…and then I checked out the hillbilly getup – yoiks.
July 28th, 2011
Please don’t let him squeeze the produce!
July 30th, 2011
@ Madz1962… by the look of it his shower drain probably hasnt had running water in it in a long long time!
@ Cynthia, wow, I had no idea this “hair style”???? had any kind of name for it, but I also looked up “Polish Plait”… & those links look both interesting & smelly!
August 6th, 2011
Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, farting and shopping are all I crave,,,,
August 9th, 2011
another dreadneck @ walmart…lol
August 13th, 2011
I actually know this guy. he sells his produce at the local farmers market in canton NY. he is always covered in dirt and looks as if he never showers. the dred is actually much longer and thicker now, believe it or not. its almost a foot in width and its down to his legs. he doesnt smell bad, really. he is just funny to look at.
October 11th, 2011
didnt know that they had a Wallymart in the Black Hills
October 21st, 2011
Wow, an asshat that grows upward to your head! Hey, bend over, I wanna see the roots!! UGLY Dreadful Locks.
November 18th, 2011
Dear lord should I pick up that penney,and if I do will I look desperate ??
January 3rd, 2012
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