July 13th, 2011
Walking The Plank
With the new craze of “planking” becoming popular I just knew our inbox would be filled with people planking at Walmart. What I want to know is what do you guys think of “planking”? Personally I don’t do it because I’m constantly erect so it hurts when I lay down like that.
Arizona
Walking The Plank,
140 Comments, Comment or Ping
I think it’s a little funny… only because I’m lookin at these people like theyre friggin idiots. It’s not a funny picture, or that she’s doing something funny. I just laugh at stupid people. That’s why I like this site
July 13th, 2011
Not cool man, not cool. Just kidding, it is harmless and awesome. Although I would not dare to be face-down on a walmart conveyor belt thing type deal. Soon she might say, “I accidentally syphilis from planking walmart.”
July 13th, 2011
not with a ten foot pole if you paid me…….
July 13th, 2011
Does anyone else here remember when “planking” was slang for “forking?”
July 13th, 2011
I don’t get it. What’s the difference between planking and laying down?
July 13th, 2011
Hmm wonder if she would resist if i pulled Down her Nevermind!
July 13th, 2011
Walmart should ban drinking on the job. Of course, if I worked at Walmart, I’d be shit faced too.
July 13th, 2011
I wish they had those on sale at my Walmart. I would take two
July 13th, 2011
I hope she is comfy laying only halfway on that conveyor belt!
July 13th, 2011
Super boring-I don’t get it. Not even funny..and sometimes dangerous for no reason that I can make out.
July 13th, 2011
So how much does she cost?
July 13th, 2011
what would make this funny is if a fat man walked by and did a belly flop on those legs.
July 13th, 2011
Walmart is having a BOGO on getto trash
July 13th, 2011
It’s f*cking lame – that’s what I think of it.
July 13th, 2011
Plank those planking plankers. Maybe if they got planked they wouldn’t go around planking.
July 13th, 2011
As if those belts weren’t dirty enough already!
July 13th, 2011
Will someone please explain the appeal of planking? I really don’t get it.
July 13th, 2011
FAIL!!!!! Staged and not even funny. You guys need to be a little more selective……………………..
July 13th, 2011
99cent store objects are now sold at Walmart? wow
July 13th, 2011
@ Oh My Goodness .. of course it is stage … it is “planking” … completely intentionally staged
planking was a little funny when it first started and people were spontaneous and creative … now it is annoying and not at all inspired … not to mention dangerous in some cases
July 13th, 2011
Yes, Walmart does sell hoes in the garden department.
July 13th, 2011
My ecstasy finally worked on someone! Get out of my way. She will only be asleep so long.
July 13th, 2011
You must have some crazy fetishes if you are always erect while running this website.
July 13th, 2011
I don’t do it because I’m an adult.
July 13th, 2011
Now why would I want to put my groceries on that belt? Gross. I hope She gets an infection.
July 13th, 2011
Planking is the stupidest fad since the pet rock.
July 13th, 2011
Trashbags: 4.88.
July 13th, 2011
I really hate those last minute items at the check-out that you toss onto the belt..gum, magazine, catatonic walmart worker….
July 13th, 2011
who knew you could buy a slut at walk-mart???
July 13th, 2011
don’t people think about germs whilst planking?!
July 13th, 2011
Planking is stupid. Quit acknowledging their immature, lame behaviour and it’ll go out of fashion like shoulder pads from the ’80s!
July 13th, 2011
Waiting for wally wally world man or willy the pimp
July 13th, 2011
Quick… somebody turn the belt on
July 13th, 2011
I remember when you had to go to the auction to buy slaves.
Thank you Wal-Mart!!
July 13th, 2011
i bet she is priceless
July 13th, 2011
LOL!!! If ‘spooning’ leads to ‘forking’, what does ‘planking’ lead to???
July 13th, 2011
nice ass
July 13th, 2011
Planking is using your core muscles in your stomach with your head and feet lifted!! THIS IS NOT PLANKING!
July 13th, 2011
when did walmart start selling items out of the new john deere catalog?
July 13th, 2011
Planking —- The latest thing to do just because everyone else is.
July 13th, 2011
I don’t have a problem with it. At least they aren’t out causing any trouble.
July 13th, 2011
Wal-mart is now involved in legal prostitution??
July 13th, 2011
when did walmart start selling farm implements?
July 13th, 2011
Looks ready for me to lick her butt!
July 13th, 2011
she just looks like a kid being a kid ! “BOB” — really !!!!
July 13th, 2011
hehe…erect
July 13th, 2011
Plank above your wife and it may not hurt as much.
July 13th, 2011
I sure hope this is the RETURN isle
July 13th, 2011
Ewwwwwwwwww Feiway what if SHE has an infection, do you want your food on that belt?!?!?!?!?!
July 13th, 2011
Yup, planking is just another word for idiot!
July 13th, 2011
i think it is stupid specially that how they use to lay the slaves dumb as hell i think
July 13th, 2011
When did Walmart start selling crack ho’s?
July 13th, 2011
It’s only okay for hot chicks wearing a bikini
July 13th, 2011
Just goes to show our education system is failing us …. Poor girl had no clue what self check out ment.
July 13th, 2011
Somebody should turn the conveyor belt on… maybe it would rub some of the stupidity off of her.
July 13th, 2011
Stupid IS as stupid does!!!!
July 13th, 2011
I cannot believe she’s putting her mouth that close to the conveyor belt. Did she forget? IT’S WALMART!
July 13th, 2011
I don’t want my food on there anymore. Gross.
July 13th, 2011
it makes me laugh but good to see black folk doing it. must be trying to get in touch with their slave heritage.
July 13th, 2011
“{PRICE CHECK” on register 5!!!!
July 13th, 2011
Walmart sells dummies now?
July 13th, 2011
I think it would be more fun to surf the conveyor belt
July 13th, 2011
oh yeah way to pay respect to how blacks got to the country.
July 13th, 2011
I dont think its that funny but whatever floats her boat lol
July 13th, 2011
So where’s the barcode on this thing then?!!!
July 13th, 2011
That’s actually really gross. All kinds of leaking chicken packages go across those belts. They only clean them with a windex like cleaner too.
Who knew you could get food poisoning from planking!
July 13th, 2011
must be down south, we can’t buy them up north no more
July 13th, 2011
Anybody wanna nail this plank?? Didn’t think so.
July 13th, 2011
“Price check Please!”
July 13th, 2011
I don’t see a bar code anywhere on her. I don’t think that she will make it through the scanner. And besides planking doesn’t do anything for me because it , well, I don’t know.
July 13th, 2011
2 cents when she scans I bet
July 13th, 2011
Watch where you plank – that counter is loaded with Wal-creature bacteria.
July 13th, 2011
I think planking is a riot and this is a good one! People who don’t get it .. well, they just don’t get it.
July 13th, 2011
Planking is a trend that makes wish I could slap the internet!!!!!
July 13th, 2011
i wouldn’t buy it if it were the last iten in stock -_-
July 13th, 2011
She’s on roll back… 5 dolla HOLLA!!
July 13th, 2011
she passed out after slamming her clam with that grocery divider
July 13th, 2011
Honestly, I have seen worse, she isn’t bad looking compared to the freaks that have been posted on here, but to lay down on a nasty conveyor belt… especially face first…now that is gross!
July 13th, 2011
You really CAN buy ANYTHING at Wal Mart!
July 14th, 2011
I would buy her.
July 14th, 2011
“Price check on girl in checkout #7.”
July 14th, 2011
“THE BAGGING AREA IS FULL!”
July 14th, 2011
What in the world is the point to laying down on the belt??? How is this some great thing to do?? She just looks stupid!
July 14th, 2011
She could have at least used the express lane.
July 14th, 2011
@ Bob, thats funny sh*t right there….
July 14th, 2011
She’s obviously ‘checking’ herself out.
July 14th, 2011
BEEP
5 cents.
July 14th, 2011
Isn’t that the same way they’re coming across the border ?
July 14th, 2011
The only thing less entertaining and m0ore stupid than planking is some of these comments.
July 14th, 2011
For all you “it’s racist” crowd. S F U !!!! just because some thug he rhymes says so, you think it’s true. bunch of freaking sheep.
July 14th, 2011
When did they start selling “BabyMomma’s” at Wal-Mart? Does she come with the standard WIC Trading card? What’s the return policy?
July 14th, 2011
5 dolla….
July 14th, 2011
Planking is for retards…. Hence, people at walmart would plank…..I hope she got hit by a car on the way out.
July 14th, 2011
One time I was working at McDonalds and I fell down! This reminded me of that.
July 14th, 2011
they must have found this on the discount isle
July 14th, 2011
Planking is over with. This was made official when Matt Lauer planked on the Today Show.
its like slang… once your grandma started saying “Cool beans”, ‘Cool Beans’ died hard.
Planking is stupid at this point. The only way planking is funny now is you have to out-do whats already been done.
July 14th, 2011
@ Newsitian, “planking” is the fine art of laying down – preferably someplace insanely dangerous – and holding your entire body as stiff as a plank until somebody takes your photo, or you fall off. Folks in Australia have plunged from apartment balcony rails, etc. One enterprizing chap was removed from the gene pool when he “planked” at right angles to a car roof and was knocked off when the car drove under a bridge and his head hit the side wall. I believe the term comes from the expression “thick as a plank”, meaning dumber and dumb.
July 14th, 2011
If you’re constantly ‘erect’, maybe you can start a new trend – ‘kickstanding’….
July 14th, 2011
I had to laugh when I was at Wal-Mart with my 14 year old and two of her friends. All three of them just all of a sudden laid down “planking” and I was mortified! Then she told me what it was, etc. They kept doing this all over the store and people would look at me as if I were the mother of three “mentally-challenged” girls! We got some REALLY strange looks!
July 14th, 2011
So I guess there are people out there that would jump off a freaking bridge if someone else did……..
July 14th, 2011
First of all, TMI on the caption. Didn’t your doctor warn you about the possible side effects of that little blue pill? Seek medical help!
Secondly, I think planking is GREAT- it helps future employers know who NOT to hire, leaving more jobs available for the rest of us. Yes a few people do die, but that’s what we call natural selection- survival of the fittest. People who plank are obviously not.
July 14th, 2011
When did it be come ok to buy them agen just saying and how much do they go for now
July 14th, 2011
Apparently not EVERYTHING you buy at Walmart is made in China. On the other hand it does go to show that you really can buy anything at Walmart, even a teenage prostitute.
July 14th, 2011
Stupid, just stupid
But pet rocks weren’t, at least for the guy who invented them, he made a bundle from the stupid people who bought them.
July 14th, 2011
OMG!!! Is it just me or are people getting dumber.??.Doesn’t hold out a lot of hope for generations to come…woweeeeeeeeee..:(
July 14th, 2011
I THINK THAT THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. She’s so funnnyyyyy. She will be famous one day for this picture ohhhhh yahhhhhhhh
July 14th, 2011
Does this planking lead to a woody? If it does, I really hope that some of these idiots cannot reproduce.
July 14th, 2011
Why are human beings so stupid?
July 14th, 2011
Lou S. – I know a champion kickstander…..
July 14th, 2011
Jumping off a cliff because everyone else is doing it.
Boring.
July 14th, 2011
I would plank if she was under me. Although it might not be planking if I am almost a foot off the ground
July 14th, 2011
Well, “planking” is better than “skanking.”
July 14th, 2011
That awkward moment when people make black jokes about this picture and I’m not even black… My life has officially been made by peopleofwalmart.com! <3
July 14th, 2011
Planking is out. Owling is in:
http://www.gamersanon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/demotivational-posters-owling.jpg
July 14th, 2011
Nobody else has commented on that fine apple booty?
I’d “plank” that!
July 15th, 2011
Planking: Parkour for the really slow.
July 15th, 2011
How about a good parody: Either
(a) Planking that people care about (Impossible)
(b) A song parody about planking
(c) A real test, do the same stuff, but with something that takes talent, like a handstand
…or…
(d) Instead of lying on your stomach…have men lie on their backs with someone stomping on their privates…because nut shots are funny when they happen to someone else.
July 15th, 2011
Now I have to put my groceries here? Yuck!
July 15th, 2011
Planking, worse than the flash mob! Damn hipsters…
July 15th, 2011
How about somebody owling on top of somebody planking? LOL
July 15th, 2011
I think it is just a desperate cry for attention because they feel they did not receive the love from home that they deserved.
July 15th, 2011
Planking is just plain dumb
July 18th, 2011
Just out of pure curiosity… where is the barcode? ** snickers** Prolly on her bottom.. since everything else has the barcode n the bottom! Bottoms up!
July 18th, 2011
LAME
July 18th, 2011
Nice ass. I’d buy her.
July 18th, 2011
Stuoid LAZY AZZ Negro!!!
July 19th, 2011
How much do you think she is worth? dont look like much!
July 27th, 2011
She must be greasing the belt.
July 31st, 2011
The only thing more retarded then the concept of planking is the people who do it.
August 1st, 2011
The only thing more retarded than the concept of planking is the people who do it.
August 1st, 2011
Even selllin prostatutes these days huh.
August 1st, 2011
This is just stupid!! I have seen pics of these people “planking” on folded clothing racks and such. I personally wouldnt want to purchase something that someone’s spit,snot or who knows what else is on it cuz they had to be “cool” GROW UP!!
August 5th, 2011
This makes me very furious.
August 6th, 2011
its stupid!!! i dont see why people are doing it! its just a waste of time!
August 11th, 2011
I hope she gets her hair/face caught in the belt
August 18th, 2011
I’ve seen some people planking that was totally disgusting. Like on public trash cans and things. I think if a person’s going to plank, they should be respectful of others when they do so. I hope they disinfected the equipment when she got done since we don’t know where else she’s laid her body.
September 4th, 2011
You know what the worst thing about planking is? Telling your parents your gay.
September 11th, 2011
quick fuk her while she is not looking
December 3rd, 2011
planking is cool as long as they don’t do it some place dangerous like the highway and considering all the fads going around this one is less stupid. the one with the guys pants hanging below their butt, major stupid and guys if you think women are the only ones looking,think again. studies just came out over 40% of Americam\ns are gay.
February 21st, 2012
One of the last places I would ever rest my face…
February 24th, 2012
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