The New Jersey Viking



You may call these new aged vikings lazy for just scooping up women on their bikes and riding away. I say they are just adapting with the times. You may then say he isn’t a viking because he is black. I would then say you are a racist and point you to nearly 84% of the Minnesota Vikings for proof.

New Jersey

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The New Jersey Viking, 7.9 out of 10 based on 15 ratings

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  1. TxLeaguer

    No hood? No problem.

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  2. nicole peverill

    At least those are aerodynamic!

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  3. Dark Eyes

    If some chicky hops on that I would guess that she would have to be some kinda Viking Hoe!

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  4. Me

    What’s wrong with this? He’s not hurting anyone or showing any disgusting fat parts. He’s having fun. Only another biker would understand this!!

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  5. Jim

    What’s in your wallet?

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  6. Duh

    He’s not black.

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  7. NOLATri

    That’s awesome! If the johnny law says ya gotta wear a helmet you may as well make it like your bike… ALL YOUR OWN! Ride on!

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  8. jagsmcgee

    Nice trekky glasses.

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  9. for me to know.....

    maybe he’s auditioning for the newest J.G. Wentworth opera commercial

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  10. vitreus

    I don’t think the Viking is black … I actually think it’s a RANDY SAVAGE sitting similar to the ELVIS sitting following his death … Ladies & Gentlemen RANDY SAVAGE has left the parking lot …

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  11. Alfster

    FLAVA FLAAAAAAAV!!!!

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  12. Britt

    No, if a chick jumped on it she would be a Vi-Queen (:

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  13. UnblinkingGorn

    He looks white to me…

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  14. FlamingoNut

    I think he looks kind of cool. I’ve seen worse, ALOT worse.

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  15. Buzz Kill

    I say shenanigans! That’s not a WalMart.

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  16. Fly on the Wall

    A biker on a Gold Wing? It just doesn’t look right.

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  17. Biyobe

    Not a Goldwing.. harley does make touring bikes… Hard to fully make out the logo on the tank… But definitely a harley patch on the vest

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  18. Stoney

    You’re a racist if you say Vikings are not black….really?

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  19. TXLEAGUER

    Wonder what it would feel like to sit on that helmet?

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  20. jazwagsalot

    he’s really horny.

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  21. lol rat

    guys with Harleys do some stupid stuff to get attention. Thumbs up if you saw that episode of south park

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  22. ACDEVOS

    are those Levar Burton’s glasses??

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  23. rblackb

    not a biker chick, but that helmet just might change my mind

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  24. Wulf

    @Fly On The Wall — That’s not a Goldwing, it is a Harley Ultra Classic and the anniversary edition as well. And if you look at his patch it is HOG, Harley Owners Group.

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  25. stupidtalk

    Wish I could be that normal…… again.

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  26. Fly on the Wall

    @Wulf: Still, it’s a touring bike and it doesn’t look right.

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  27. SMRTRTHNYOU

    First of all he’s not black. Second of all that’s not a GoldWing, it’s a Harley. Check the badge on the tank AND the H.O.G. patch on his vest. THIRD of all, he’s a combat vet. POW.

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  28. NJgirl

    @ BuzzKill – yes, that IS a Walmart. He’s parked in front of the “Outdoor Living” department.

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  29. jpark

    The Black Angus gang

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  30. nicholas is here

    i ant nothing but a hornd hog

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  31. BOBO

    Holy Shit, Dr. Brown built a time machine out of a Harley Classic. When this thing hits 88, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

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  32. The Mexican

    I think he just likes wearing that helmet around and since it wouldn’t fit in his car …

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  33. Robin

    Black? Who?

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  34. Pam

    Do I make you horny, baby? shagadelic~

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  35. wtfcolorblind

    He’s not black.

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  36. ashley

    he’s not black just really tanned!!

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  37. Jen

    Driving through the Wal-mart parking lot thinking, “ummmm…..I think I took a wrong turn….this doesn’t look at all like Sturgis.”

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  38. Beth

    Hey at least he’s having fun. I’ve seen helmets with broom ends on the top, stickin up like a mohawk. If you have a problem with him having fun, look the other way. Rock on man!

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  39. slart

    TMNT spring to mind with their new word
    ‘COWABIKER!”

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  40. Fly on the Wall

    There are so many poseurs that ride Harleys these days that I can’t tell them apart from real bikers.

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  41. yawn

    *YAWN* Just a biker dude with horns on his helmet; nothing scary, gross or even all that odd…

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  42. Ron McDonald

    I don’t care what color he is, my bumper doesn’t discriminate.

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  43. Richard

    Where’s Philo Beddoe when you need him.

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  44. Bill Smith

    You people are really ignorant. Vikings NEVER had horns on their helmets.

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  45. Beth

    “Ron Mcdonald” – not cool. I’ve known people who got killed on motorcylces because ppl in cars were driving like idiots. I’m all for laughing and having a good time on here, but that’s really a pretty shitty thing to joke about.

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  46. rphinks

    Geordi la Fjord?

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  47. rphinks

    “You people are really ignorant. Vikings NEVER had horns on their helmets.”

    Popular culture disagrees. And even if that is true, it doesn’t really matter does it?

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  48. TLC

    Pretty sure if I saw that I would wreck my car laughing so hard

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  49. Spike Page

    Not black? Well…maybe not, but he’s still badass! Only way he could be any badasser is if that helmet had wings and he had a huge effin’ hammer in tow.

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  50. Tamaya

    “You people are really ignorant. Vikings NEVER had horns on their helmets.”

    “Popular culture disagrees. And even if that is true, it doesn’t really matter does it?”

    But if it was someone elses culture/heritage everyone would be all up in arms if the facts were worng. Everyone would be screaming racism

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  51. BillSmith70

    “Popular culture disagrees. And even if that is true, it doesn’t really matter does it?”

    Reality proves you wrong. And yes, it does matter.

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  52. Pickwick

    If it had been Minnesota, no one would have though twice about this.

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  53. lulabelle

    Hey, we saw that horny rider in Georgia on I-95!

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  54. Imacrazy

    Is that a “blunt” in his mouth????

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  55. nerual

    holy shit its flava flav

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  56. Aramaki

    @ Ron McDonald

    Just because you got busted shoving your big mac into wendy’s hot and juicy doesn’t give you the right to be an ass clown about it :P !

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  57. Mel

    He’s not black.

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  58. Lisa

    I like this guy. What’s wrong with him? Oh no! Have I looked at this site so long that the people are starting to look reasonable? HolY Sh*T!

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  59. Sarah R

    FLAVA FLAV!!!!

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  60. Melissa C

    I’m afraid I know where this Walmart is and that I’m sorry I wasn’t there to see this xD

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  61. Brad in Canada

    Most are simply jealous because his bike is worth more than both the cars they have at home.

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  62. JERSEY

    I actually know which walmart that is and I know the biker. I see him all over bergen and passic county

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  63. Mina

    Heehee you got FLAVA FLAV! up in this bitch!

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  64. Kanuck

    @Brad in Canada

    BAAAAA!!!! BAHAHAHAHA that bike is worth about 9k, they depreciate faster than any bike on the market…they also break down the most. Harley is just a name the bikes themselves are junk and overpriced. LOL. true story. Who is jealous of a bike only my grandpa would ride on….or a fat married couple…that’s who buys touring bikes…retirees! …and probably because they couldn’t afford the Goldwing. ZING!!!!

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