July 14th, 2011
The New Jersey Viking
You may call these new aged vikings lazy for just scooping up women on their bikes and riding away. I say they are just adapting with the times. You may then say he isn’t a viking because he is black. I would then say you are a racist and point you to nearly 84% of the Minnesota Vikings for proof.
New Jersey
The New Jersey Viking,





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No hood? No problem.
July 14th, 2011
At least those are aerodynamic!
July 14th, 2011
If some chicky hops on that I would guess that she would have to be some kinda Viking Hoe!
July 14th, 2011
What’s wrong with this? He’s not hurting anyone or showing any disgusting fat parts. He’s having fun. Only another biker would understand this!!
July 14th, 2011
What’s in your wallet?
July 14th, 2011
He’s not black.
July 14th, 2011
That’s awesome! If the johnny law says ya gotta wear a helmet you may as well make it like your bike… ALL YOUR OWN! Ride on!
July 14th, 2011
Nice trekky glasses.
July 14th, 2011
maybe he’s auditioning for the newest J.G. Wentworth opera commercial
July 14th, 2011
I don’t think the Viking is black … I actually think it’s a RANDY SAVAGE sitting similar to the ELVIS sitting following his death … Ladies & Gentlemen RANDY SAVAGE has left the parking lot …
July 14th, 2011
FLAVA FLAAAAAAAV!!!!
July 14th, 2011
No, if a chick jumped on it she would be a Vi-Queen (:
July 14th, 2011
He looks white to me…
July 14th, 2011
I think he looks kind of cool. I’ve seen worse, ALOT worse.
July 14th, 2011
I say shenanigans! That’s not a WalMart.
July 14th, 2011
A biker on a Gold Wing? It just doesn’t look right.
July 14th, 2011
Not a Goldwing.. harley does make touring bikes… Hard to fully make out the logo on the tank… But definitely a harley patch on the vest
July 14th, 2011
You’re a racist if you say Vikings are not black….really?
July 14th, 2011
Wonder what it would feel like to sit on that helmet?
July 14th, 2011
he’s really horny.
July 14th, 2011
guys with Harleys do some stupid stuff to get attention. Thumbs up if you saw that episode of south park
July 14th, 2011
are those Levar Burton’s glasses??
July 14th, 2011
not a biker chick, but that helmet just might change my mind
July 14th, 2011
@Fly On The Wall — That’s not a Goldwing, it is a Harley Ultra Classic and the anniversary edition as well. And if you look at his patch it is HOG, Harley Owners Group.
July 14th, 2011
Wish I could be that normal…… again.
July 14th, 2011
@Wulf: Still, it’s a touring bike and it doesn’t look right.
July 14th, 2011
First of all he’s not black. Second of all that’s not a GoldWing, it’s a Harley. Check the badge on the tank AND the H.O.G. patch on his vest. THIRD of all, he’s a combat vet. POW.
July 14th, 2011
@ BuzzKill – yes, that IS a Walmart. He’s parked in front of the “Outdoor Living” department.
July 14th, 2011
The Black Angus gang
July 14th, 2011
i ant nothing but a hornd hog
July 14th, 2011
Holy Shit, Dr. Brown built a time machine out of a Harley Classic. When this thing hits 88, you’re gonna see some serious shit.
July 14th, 2011
I think he just likes wearing that helmet around and since it wouldn’t fit in his car …
July 14th, 2011
Black? Who?
July 14th, 2011
Do I make you horny, baby? shagadelic~
July 14th, 2011
He’s not black.
July 14th, 2011
he’s not black just really tanned!!
July 14th, 2011
Driving through the Wal-mart parking lot thinking, “ummmm…..I think I took a wrong turn….this doesn’t look at all like Sturgis.”
July 14th, 2011
Hey at least he’s having fun. I’ve seen helmets with broom ends on the top, stickin up like a mohawk. If you have a problem with him having fun, look the other way. Rock on man!
July 14th, 2011
TMNT spring to mind with their new word
‘COWABIKER!”
July 14th, 2011
There are so many poseurs that ride Harleys these days that I can’t tell them apart from real bikers.
July 14th, 2011
*YAWN* Just a biker dude with horns on his helmet; nothing scary, gross or even all that odd…
July 14th, 2011
I don’t care what color he is, my bumper doesn’t discriminate.
July 14th, 2011
Where’s Philo Beddoe when you need him.
July 14th, 2011
You people are really ignorant. Vikings NEVER had horns on their helmets.
July 15th, 2011
“Ron Mcdonald” – not cool. I’ve known people who got killed on motorcylces because ppl in cars were driving like idiots. I’m all for laughing and having a good time on here, but that’s really a pretty shitty thing to joke about.
July 15th, 2011
Geordi la Fjord?
July 15th, 2011
“You people are really ignorant. Vikings NEVER had horns on their helmets.”
Popular culture disagrees. And even if that is true, it doesn’t really matter does it?
July 15th, 2011
Pretty sure if I saw that I would wreck my car laughing so hard
July 15th, 2011
Not black? Well…maybe not, but he’s still badass! Only way he could be any badasser is if that helmet had wings and he had a huge effin’ hammer in tow.
July 15th, 2011
“You people are really ignorant. Vikings NEVER had horns on their helmets.”
“Popular culture disagrees. And even if that is true, it doesn’t really matter does it?”
But if it was someone elses culture/heritage everyone would be all up in arms if the facts were worng. Everyone would be screaming racism
July 16th, 2011
“Popular culture disagrees. And even if that is true, it doesn’t really matter does it?”
Reality proves you wrong. And yes, it does matter.
July 18th, 2011
If it had been Minnesota, no one would have though twice about this.
July 18th, 2011
Hey, we saw that horny rider in Georgia on I-95!
July 18th, 2011
Is that a “blunt” in his mouth????
July 19th, 2011
holy shit its flava flav
July 20th, 2011
@ Ron McDonald
Just because you got busted shoving your big mac into wendy’s hot and juicy doesn’t give you the right to be an ass clown about it
!
July 21st, 2011
He’s not black.
July 29th, 2011
I like this guy. What’s wrong with him? Oh no! Have I looked at this site so long that the people are starting to look reasonable? HolY Sh*T!
July 29th, 2011
FLAVA FLAV!!!!
July 31st, 2011
I’m afraid I know where this Walmart is and that I’m sorry I wasn’t there to see this xD
August 7th, 2011
Most are simply jealous because his bike is worth more than both the cars they have at home.
August 9th, 2011
I actually know which walmart that is and I know the biker. I see him all over bergen and passic county
September 29th, 2011
Heehee you got FLAVA FLAV! up in this bitch!
November 30th, 2011
@Brad in Canada
BAAAAA!!!! BAHAHAHAHA that bike is worth about 9k, they depreciate faster than any bike on the market…they also break down the most. Harley is just a name the bikes themselves are junk and overpriced. LOL. true story. Who is jealous of a bike only my grandpa would ride on….or a fat married couple…that’s who buys touring bikes…retirees! …and probably because they couldn’t afford the Goldwing. ZING!!!!
May 7th, 2013
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