Would you could you with a fro?
Would you could you silly ho?

Where’s Thing 2?

Didn’t last long as Wal Mart’s “mystery shopper.”

Who knew they made sleeves 5 feet long..

Where is his left hand? You could get away with jackin it anywhere with that shirt. I want one!

Bert and Ernie had a love child with the lead singer of Cypress Hill. And dressed him in Shaq’s hand-me-downs.

What an impractical shirt.

If this guy voted it surely had to be for Obama. We are turning into a third world country.

I’ve seen this guy before. He works at Putt-Putt in Webster, Texas just outside of Houston. He wears a huge belt buckle that reads, “Afro.” I always thought, “No kidding?”

I think he got his prosthetic legs put in the wrong place…

They always told him “You can’t match anything with high lighter yellow”, but he showed them all.

They only laugh until they see his arms.

:Ladies and Gentlemen…. may I present the world’s WORST shoplifter!!

This is one way in which nature prevents the propagation of dysfunctional DNA. Simply make the organism send signals that it is unsuitable for reproduction.

I would not hang out with this dude,
I think his smell would be quite crude.

I think he thinks that he is cool,
I think he looks just like a fool.

I bet he never gets some ass,
but wastes his lifetime smoking grass.

…on heroin

I would not hang out with this dude,
I think his smell might be quite crude.

I think he thinks that he is cool,
I think he looks just like a fool.

I bet he never gets some ass,
but wastes his lifetime smoking grass.

Dr. Seuss is rolling in his grave somewhere…
And that fro. Good God I’d hate to sit behind that at the movies!

He looks like a leftover tampon used by a toxic waste dump elephant.

Long sleeves are gonna be all the rage in 2012!

Everyone making fun of this guy on here will be tradding in their Ed Hardy tees 2 years from now for the ‘long-sleeve look’- About a month after it has gone out of style.

I can’t believe people leave the house like this…

Meet the first ever Hogwartz reject..He never could get those spells right..

He really was trying to make “something else” longer…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

His FRO people!!! Get your minds outta the gutter!!! LMAO

Texas………must be Austin, Texas. the wierdest place in the west.

He dimension-traveled here from a cartoony kid’s show. Only explanation.

I’m almost afraid to wonder what’s under those abominations of sleeves…

the long sleeves are to hide his hand while he is grabbing himself *rolls eyes*

The Enquirer reported that the Cat in the Hat had a secret tryst with both Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Legend has it that a litter of these cute little devils was born in Argentina some 18 years ago. There are more. Be afraid.

APOLOGY. I CAN’T TAKE IT BACK. COMPUTER FROZE. SOMETIMES TECHNOLOGY SUCKS.

Actually it’s a tragic accident….he tried to lift a whole pallet of Afro Sheen off the ground……

Don’t worry about those sleeves Sir. They’ll ride up with wear.

“Orange and blue , my sleeves need not be……my judgement it fails , when I partake of the weed ! ”
“In the wind my hair blows, to and fro…..It is now that I see, the drawback of the white man afro !”

Oh my god I know that guy! We went to college together. Well, sort of. He dropped out about mid semester and became a pizza delievery guy.

well they do say everything is bigger in texas!! lol

I guess I’m the only one who finds him attractive, minus the shirt/outfit

One fish, Two Fish
Walmart, doofus

…If Bob Ross and Dr. Suess had a child, this is what he would look like…

I’m soooo cooolllll

What’s that left hand doing?

It’s a shame this guy’s in Texas…he’s definitely ready to work the parking lot for Florida Gator night games.

P.S.: Don’t taze me, bro!

Props to LJ for the ‘Are You Being Served?’ reference!! This kid must be the decoy that attracts attention while his nondescript buddy does the shoplifting 2 aisles over… What an assclown!

this reminds me of way back when I first went to a Walmart… my mom and I thought we’d have a look at what clothes they had – and the first shirt I picked up had one arm sewn together with no hole!! it was as if it were made for an amputee!!

With sleeves like that, the whole county is in imminent danger when he gestures while talking.

OMG he is even grabbing his junk

Low ratings on Dr. Seuss prose parodies ?? Have we gotten That stupid, that even anything even coming close to referencing reading or books is frowned upon in Amorica ???? How could anyone much less 5 people give thumbs down on Baseball Fury’s – “Didn’t last long as Wal Mart’s “mystery shopper.” That was brilliant. Also David’s comment above me is classic…

“We’re thinking it’s not quite eye-popping enough…let’s go with fluorescent yellow on the top half !”

Hi mom bought it hoping he will grow

Sideshow Bob taking acid again is he ?

I bet he swings those sleeves around when he dances and probably thinks its badass. What the hell is wrong with people cuz that is retarted. Its like all those vatos that paint their faces like clowns and patol their turf. People are not looking because they think its cool, they are looking because u look like an ass cheese.

hey, i know that guy! he was dressed up like that because it was homecoming week and we had silly themes for each day. he doesn’t normally dress like that! lol

Anyone else notice he’s grabbing/fondling his crotch? O_o uhm…euw?

It’s the ‘Full Magazine’ granny’s (page 3) grandson –she still hasn’t tweaked her meds so her crochet work suffers a bit

That is one funky straight jacket! Maybe his mom REALLY doesn’t want him touching sharp objects.

A truly amazing hair style.

This reminds me a lot of “Yo Gabba Gabba”…

He looks like a glow stick

you guys are mean his grandma made that for him lol

omg!!!!!….i go to skool wit that kid…-lol-

Looks like he’s playing with himself.

This site is going down hill fast. Some of the first pictures uploaded were funny; but they’ve just gotten worse and half of the vehicle pictures are questionable – they’re probably not even in WalMart parking. This pic above, though not the greatest of shirts, should not have be uploaded. It’s not even that bad. Besides, the disclaimer link on this site mentions that it won’t make fun of disabled people, yet there is a pic that makes fun of a lady in a wheel chair. This site is doomed to FAIL

Haha I actually know this guy. I went to school with him. He was really rude, which makes me think why in the world is he doing that and acttracting attention to himself. Also, that is his real hair, not a wig

Man…That is a weird shirt.

Oh my god I know this guy! We went to college together. Well, sort of. He dropped out mid semester and became a pizza delivery guy.

i really want to punch this guy in the face….why? you may be asking…i honestly dont know…just like a lot of the people in weird ass outfits on the site ….its like whhhhy the hell would you go out like that? yea its just walmart you don’t HAVE to be beautiful but damn people…

Its a SNUGGIE Shirt!! LOL

Thing 1 or Thing 2

can’t you see? The small biceps and the huge forearms, That’s Megaman’s shirt!

i remember the day i realized that looking like a freak (i called being differnt back then). Now i have an awesome job, girlfriend, friends, and everything else the world has to offer, before all i had was stares and hole lot of angry towards all these NORMAL looking people. who knew normal was a good thing. not this guy

I find it hard to believe that this many people went to or go to school with him and also just happen to be on this site commenting on his picture, especially when some say he’s in high school and some say he’s in college, some say he was dressed that way for homecoming and some say it was for haunted putt-putt.

P.S. He looks like Chia-Obama

Yo Gabba Gabba…. on crack

Excuse me Sir, you still need to pay for that Halloween costume.

The Wacky Wavy Inflatible Arm Man finally became a real boy!

Dang

Damn what a fag

He’s just pacing around the aisles looking for people trying to reach stuff off the high shelves.

He’s adjusting his junk with his seussical sleeves!

So this is what happened to leg warmers from the 80′s – you just attach them to your neon yellow t-shirts.

I don’t care what anyone says, those sleeves are fucking awesome.

I think I went to high school with that guy. lol

Seriously what people will do for attention.

I apologize for him folks, we really tried keeping him locked up in the nut house, i guess he’s just hard to keep.

i have seen this guy at school. i know its him because we have a putt putt in webster, tx. that is where somebody else said she saw him. kinda cool.
small world moment.

DID HE FALL IN DR. SEUSS’S BOOK

i think this is Tom Terrell from southern illinois

Did anyone notice him sneaking a scratch?

My guess… Shorty from Bust A Groove:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mkhxFdNnk1w/SUDdv8xji8I/AAAAAAAAA3Y/ynDyuf8zUCc/s320/bag_shorty.jpg

All this guy needs are the overalls.

he kinda looks like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man doesnt he?

I guess this makes him Thing 3, huh?

This kid goes to my high school!
He also went to my middle school.
Btw, thats no wig.