July 15th, 2011
Getting Some Color
I’ve heard of people cooking food on their car engine, but grilling pork in the parking lot? Seems gross.
Kansas
Getting Some Color,
I’ve heard of people cooking food on their car engine, but grilling pork in the parking lot? Seems gross.
Kansas
Getting Some Color,
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Can you imagine what that sweaty back against the windshield looks like from the driver’s seat? *shudder*
July 15th, 2011
I didn’t think WalCreatures could read.
July 15th, 2011
Like the post before this one… it feels as good as it looks.
July 15th, 2011
Rather have seen a cute lady doing this… but I just want to know, what is that running from his belt to his shoe, over on his right leg area?
July 15th, 2011
why is there a string connecting his belt to his shoes?
July 15th, 2011
Yeah… try doing that in FL. You’d have like 2nd degree burns on your back…
July 15th, 2011
Vehicle is like the owner, or owner is like the vehicle?
Who knows, they both look like a wreck!
July 15th, 2011
By the looks of his car it seems he has failed at “Ghost riding the whip”, and is now reading the “for dummies” manual…
July 15th, 2011
Night manager trying to catch some rays before his shift.
July 15th, 2011
Soooo…is that cord that is running up his leg into his pants some kind of weird sex toy that is powered by car voltage??? WTH is that???
July 15th, 2011
The awkward thing is, that’s not his car.
July 15th, 2011
Looks like there is gonna be another dent in the car and some strange tan lines later! Why didnt he just take the shoes off if he was goin shirtless anyway??
July 15th, 2011
He should have just went with “no tan lines” for $500 Bob…. lol.
July 15th, 2011
If he laid on his belly, he wouldn’t have to hold the magazine up to see it.
July 15th, 2011
<<–thinking that is not soda in that bottle and I bet he is reading porn, just waiting for Dorothy & Toto to return so he can quit humping Auntie M.
July 15th, 2011
Heyyyyyyyyyy… I never thought of that…. genius!
July 15th, 2011
Haa! He’s got all of you fooled…He’s can’t really read that book, he’s just trying to keep his facial skin dewy soft and undamaged from the sun. I can prove it…he still has his mountain dew bottle next to him.
July 15th, 2011
imagine the grease stain they are going to have to look through when the headlights from oncoming cars white it out tonight.
July 15th, 2011
Now that’s a hood ornament I don’t want to buy there. But he’s holding down the hood of the car and is trying to read the manual on how to fix it while his wife is inside buying some rope or bungees.
July 15th, 2011
Orrr…could be we are just seeing our first redneck sunglasses. ummm.
If so, maybe this should be over in White trash Repairs
July 15th, 2011
That’s a hood ornament I won’t be buying at Walmart. Looks like he’s holding down the hood and reading the manual while his wife’s inside buying some rope or bungees.
July 15th, 2011
He hasn’t made it to the part in the owners manual that says to sit BEHIND the wheel. And, by the way, the diet mountain dew isn’t working.
July 15th, 2011
That’s a hood ornament I won’t be buying there. He’s probably holding down the hood and reading the manual while his wife’s inside buying rope or bungees to keep it down.
July 15th, 2011
I doubt the windshield bug wash is gonna remove this residue.
July 15th, 2011
just an employee on his lunch break getting some rays….nothing to see folks, keep moving!
The black socks are a nice touch!
July 15th, 2011
Redneck sunblock…
July 15th, 2011
Extend my benefits another year, heck yes I’m votin for Obama in 2012. Livin’ the dream baby!
July 15th, 2011
Thank you for wearing something. Anything.
July 15th, 2011
Unfortunately the car repair manual doesn’t have a chapter on slothfulness.
July 15th, 2011
You’ve heard of a “farmer’s tan,” well this is called a “Wal-creature’s tan.”
July 15th, 2011
What a set of lily white, vanilla Whammy ice cream sticks he has for legs.
July 15th, 2011
LOL! this one is funny. Maybe he’s on break
July 15th, 2011
I feel a little like a deer in the headlights..the brightness of his pasty white skin has me transfixed in awe
July 15th, 2011
SEXY!!!!
July 15th, 2011
ifin he is gay i’d give him a ride to brokenbackmotain
July 15th, 2011
How does a beached whale end up in Kansas?
July 15th, 2011
I think the rope thing is for hit wallet, you know from about 15 years ago when it was cool to wear a chain wallet. Atleast, Im hoping thats what it is.
July 15th, 2011
Comon’ guys ! There is nothing strange about this picture. It’s a new safety feature available on cars. Drivers side exterior air bag.
July 15th, 2011
I think this man has agreed to be eaten by a cannibal so he is searing his flesh on the hood of his car. This should work because unless this photo was taken in early June, it has been crazy hot and humid in Kansas for weeks. Perfect weather for cooking on the hood of a POS car in the WM parking lot!
July 15th, 2011
The car just hit him
July 16th, 2011
He needs a trip to the body shop worse than the car.
July 16th, 2011
I live in kansas. Its normal to see things like this. Especially at my local walmarts (topeka) its also not odd to see the phelps picket a walmart every now and then here also. In my opinion, hes got the right idea, just gettin his bronze on. Nothing wrong with that
July 16th, 2011
Those are the skinniest leg shanks I’ve seen in a while. Funny cause usually the men at Walmart have better legs than the women!
July 17th, 2011
I am dying to know what he is reading……
July 17th, 2011
That ‘cord’ is an invention he made…this is actually how he drives his car. Don’t be jealous just because you can’t drive around on the hood of your car too. Sure he has a few dents, but it sure beats driving around like all these other hipsters.
July 18th, 2011
Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! Imagine all that in a bikini!!
July 18th, 2011
Something tells me he’s going to need some serious all-weather wiper fluid to get that greasy streak off the window. Also, WTF did he do to that Malibu?
July 19th, 2011
looking at the hood of the car the windshield should go any second…
July 21st, 2011
Me too, Damommy
July 21st, 2011
Dig: The poor f**k has a wife that will shop in WM for FOUR HOURS OR MORE!!!! Who’s the loser here?
July 22nd, 2011
I’m so embarrassed to say I know where this was taken…and I’m not surprised in the least that it would happen at that Walmart!
July 23rd, 2011
Don’t you mean pork belly with chicken legs? Think of all the protein. All that “other white meat.”
July 23rd, 2011
Have you not heard of the Hybrid Cars…..the cord is him add the biofuels.
July 23rd, 2011
Look at the car…….he’s stoned and feelin good…..dont wanna shop with da woman…..”.Ill stay here and read and catch some rays…..got my Mt Dew. You go shop baby, ya know Ill wait on ya FOREVA!”
August 23rd, 2011
You think the driver hit him on the way to Walmart and just decided to leave him up there?
December 6th, 2011
This Pic was taken in Pratt KS…I’ve been to that walmart several times, and I have seen stuff like this every time!
August 2nd, 2012
That’s not in Pratt. That’s Pawnee and Broadway in Wichita. You can tell by the Braum’s in the background.
September 24th, 2012
Its kind of sad when you find a picture on here and you know which wal mart it was taken at.
February 24th, 2013
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