Where are my shoes? Yes, where are my shoes? Have you seen my shoes? F*ck it, i’m going out without shoes. I’m going out shoeless.
127 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Ohio, Walmart Fashion
At least his shorts fit properly??? lol
July 16th, 2011
What a douche nozzle
I hope thats his daughter and not his girlfriend. It maybe just me but from behind she even looks like a child.
No one wants to point out the Godsmack tatoo??? lol
They gonna go make sweet love in the dressin’ room
call the fashion police as there is something wrong here
SERIOUSLY? I just dont understand how anyone can go in public barefoot. Beach, boat, pool maybe…NOT SHOPPING! UGH! GROSS ME OUT!! Shoot..buy some dam flip flops while your there! and how CUTE they are hand in hand! LOL
“I dare you to say something to me…. go ahaed, say something punk.”
No one’s gonna point out the Godsmack tatoo???
Hey,he`s just bringing in the whole man Package for the Ladies.
OMG.. that is so disgusting! I’m always amazed at the photos and it just reinforces my disgust and hatred for anytime I have to go to that cesspool called Walmart!! What happened to Americans!!?? Where is our sense of pride? I mean.. cant we at least put on flip flops? a tshir?t and comb your damned hair!!!!!!!!!!!! ???
HOW DID THEY GET PAST THE GREETER????
Official white trash uniform.
It is a blatant disregard of respecting the rules. People wear clothes that don’t fit, that show too much skin and/or body parts. They wear weird or stupid things but at least they wear SOMETHING. These two are DARING someone to say something to them.
At least she decided to put on a shirt.
some people just believe they are all that an a bag a chip and are above all the rules.
Stupidity sickens me
Daughter…girlfriend…..girlfriend’s daughter….don’t think it would really matter to much to Mr. G.Q…..LMAO
for me to know....
can somebody please start listing the towns and the states where these wal-mart posers are?? I would like to know some what ahead of time before taking my children to a store where people have no respect for others! While this guy’s pants are civilized… God only knows if he has gangreen or any other type of foot fungus… EW!!!!
It looks like the makings of a pick up game. Shirts and Skins.
This site never fails to amaze me! Really people–invest in some flip-flops and pick up a t-shirt from the sale bin!
Now I like Kenny Chesney, but I thought the lyrics were “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Bottoms. I’m glad he knew them better than me
I’m sorry but that guy’s hot!
What does it matter what town or state they live in. This happens in EVERY Wal-Mart. I don’t understand how someone can just walk around in a PUBLIC place with NO shoes on. I’m a MAJOR germaphobe sry, can you IMAGINE what they are walking on? Circle K feet. SERIOUSLY, how hard is it to put some shoes on?
Really? Get dressed before you go to Walmart!
as a walmart associate, i seriously doubt they were allowed to stay in that store for very long. i am surprised the door greeter let them in in the first place. some people are just stupid!
At least he’s the one without the shirt on rather than her.
Going in a Wal Mart dressed like this, with no shirt or shoes, is illegal, THANK GOD!! What states allows going in a public store without shoes or shirt? I don’t want to visit them~!!
It isn’t just the germs it is the other hazards as well. Broken bits of glass or the skids being pulled through the store. The rules were made for a reason not just to restrict our fun.
Life is a beach and then she married him.
Maybe he has a medical issue that prevents him from wearing shoes and shirts, I think it’s called dumbassitous.
I dunno, when I was living in Hawaii this kind of thing was commonplace. Now I get it, they’re in Ohio, no reason to not have your clothes on. But bathing suits, barefoot, whatever else really did fly in stores on the island.
This is how my 4 year old goes to the store. Wonder if this guy threw a fit when she tried to get him dressed.
Hey it’s Britney Spears and her new boyfriend in walmart! At least she is barefoot in Walmart and not in a public bathroom this time.
pretty common in Texas. I rarely wear shoes in the summer. shirt not so much
“Okay, first we’ll hit the Lamasil aisle to find me something for this fungus, then we’ll hit the lady parts aisle to find something to deal with Mother Nature’s gift.”
Don’t need shirts and shoes .
hey that how it is in OHIO thats how we are
I am quite sure there are health ordinances against this. Why didn’t the greeter stop this.
I bet the cute couple is heading to sporting goods for some fishing bait and supplies…cause they look like they came straight off his boat.
I’m too focused on the woman’s nappy hair and the man’s douchebaggy sun tattoo to notice much else.
Oh, and those filthy feet. Ew.
haha histerical shyt man
hahaha funny funny funny!!
Just be glad that he is wearing pants.
You know if him or his whatever cut their feet or broke a toe while walking the store barefoot…you know he would try and sue walmart. And you know he would say something idiotic to the fact…”well I didn’t know I couldn’t walk around with out shoes, the door greeter saw me and didn’t say a thing” or “I didn’t see anything posted”
This is why I pile the hand sanitizer on my kids as soon as we walk out of Walmart.
What is wrong with the wall mart greeters? what happened to no shirt no shoes no service??
“Let’s sneak in without shoes, we could go to the shoe dept and pretend we’re triyng on those knock off Crocs they sell and walk out in a new pair, people will be too busy looking at my macho chest to notice we’re barefoot.”
I suppose the silver lining in this cloud is that people don’t have to see his ass crack.
I’m one of those nuts who never wears shoes unless I absolutely have to. But there is no way I’d ever go to somewhere like Wally barefoot. Ugh!
I thought you aren’t ALLOWED in a store like that – was the WAL-MART greeter blind or just related to them!
Maybe their both pregnant… ?
Hey, for a Wal-Mart creature that is pretty good. Was it a special day in Wally World, requiring even the most slovenly to adorn their “formal attire” (relatively speaking). Are they in a special roll back wedding?
We all agree this is pure laziness. The real DUMBAZZ here is the Wallyworld greeter or employee who LET THEM INTO THE STORE. No Shirt, No Shoes…no service. PERIOD. Who are the idiots here? Some of them work for Walmart!
Sorry, I think he’s hot! Would love to service a beefy dude like that!
Ick, ick, ick! Just FYI folks, it’s not just puncture wound and trip hazards you have to worry about. You can get VERY sick walking around barefoot in certain places.
Here in Australia, you see this kind of thing all the time…. we refer to this type as ‘bogan’…..
What is the big deal about not wearing shoes? You are more likely to pick up a fungus at the beach than you are at walmart.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, the greeters at walmart are so old, they can’t see anymore – obvious by all the trash they let through the doors. They need to hire younger greeters, someone in their 90′s at least
Tru luv flourishes @ the local Walmart…
Venus Flytrap Inc.
I would rather walk barefoot in the bathroom at Grand Central Station than at a Wal Mart. Yuck.
The guy must think he is a sex ATTRACTION , the girl must think she is a PLAYBOY BUNNY, the joke is on them for sure. You go into a store half dressed, no shirt, no shoes, NO SERVICE. What part of that don’t they understand? And I agree, why didn’t the greeter stop them?
Odds are he has at least a couple of STDs . But he’s a man – he don’t need no stinkin rubbers .
At least they are both wearing pants . . . . . . .
In Florida, that would be normal. Guess it isn’t in Ohio
He’s nearly naked….betcha $100 he has no underpants on if you were to depants him…..
I’ve never seen anything that comes close to the people shown on this site at my local South Jersey Walmart. NJ has a pretty strict policy regarding the no shirt, no shoes, no service policy and it’s strictly enforced in all stores I’ve been into. I’ve also wndoered what city.
I guess they never read the poop stories.
The Walmart greeters are probably old and afraid to confront. I doubt that a Walmart greeter would be able to stop them.
July 17th, 2011
There is no health law against going barefoot in any store, in all 50 States and in Canada.
There is nothing you can’t pick up on your feet that can’t be worse than getting from your hands.
I’m a firm barefooter and go into Walmarts and other stores barefoot.
I wash my feet everyday…do you wash your shoes?
Are all people in the US afraid of feet?!
Since when are people so afraid of feet?
You’d think yins have been getting Nike propoganda pumped into your heads while you’re sleeping.
You’d think yins have been getting Nike propaganda pumped into your heads while you’re sleeping.
In Australia A LOT of people walk around barefoot most of the summer. At the petrol station, the subway, in supermarkets, everywhere. It is pretty normal down here. It is surprising really, because in summer it is so hot that the pavement must be like a frying pan to your feet. I agree it is a strange habit…
Walmart does not have a policy forbidding service to those who do not wear shirt or shoes. Funny thing is people seem to be grossed out by the sight of someone barefoot but the fact is fungus and other bacteria thrive or shod feet inside shoes and socks. Also consider these bare soles probably are washed several times a week if not daily, can the same be said of nasty shoes?
It really is just a lack of respect for other people, which is a result of the whole “me first” culture that has been cultivated in the US for the last couple of decades. These people need to grow up and start acting like adults and part of being an adult is dressing appropriately in public.
As I have noted in previous comments on this site, I have absolutely no problem with children walking around Wal-Mart (or most any other public place) barefoot and/or shirtless. Adults, however, really should be properly clothed before being allowed inside.
Looks like she forgot her hairbrush too!
They obviously haven’t visited POWm.com to see the stories about pee and poop on the floor.
Don’t know about everyone elses walmart greater but the ones i’ve seen are senior citizens and I doubt they are paid enough to stop anyone from coming in the store. Can you imagine the crap those old people would catch if they tried to stop every walcreature??
This has got to be Ashtabula, OH walmart……….
Son of Sam's Club
“There’s a guy that hangs out here who likes to give out free back rubs and foot massages. I think his name is Bubbah.”
Trash. Pure white trash at it’s finest. There is no excuse for these two. My greatest hope for mankind at this point is that they can’t procreate.
Walmart actually appreciates barefoot people. They pick up dirt along the way and take it home with them, thereby reducing floor cleaning costs.
@ Chris: Yes! As a matter of fact I do clean my shoes periodically, that and I don’t wear outside shoes in my home. I have a pair of shoes at each exit of my house and I change before I exit or enter.
I can’t believe how many people seem so upset that this guy chose to go shopping barefoot! Big deal. Next!
For those of you saying that shoes are so disgusting, your bare feet are walking where our disgusting shoes have been! The gillion of carts that have gone outside roll on all kinds of environmental and chemical crap and then roll all throughout Wally World and then you step in it. Good lord, evolve from the cro magnon days!
They’re currently in a lawsuit with Wal-mart for giving them athlete’s foot.
He needs to wash his elbows. Just sayin’.
July 18th, 2011
When I worked for Carl’s Jr. in California, my manager told me to tell a customer who was smoking that smoking is not allowed in the restaurant. The customer verbally went off on me. That should have been the manager’s place, not mine. Imagine what some people could do to Walmart greeters!
Glad to see that someone else is all “up in arms” about the fact that Walmart bathing suits are $32! Scandalous!
1. BARE FEET are in the open air. Dry, cool, and with light shining on them. Shod feet are moist and warm and in the dark. (IDEAL CONDITIONS FOR FUNGUS, PARASITES, BACTERIA ETC ETC ALL OF WHICH ARE DESTROYED BY FRESH AIR, DRYNESS AND LIGHT.)
2. those who are saying that shoes are disgusting are talking about the INSIDE most likely. The bottoms of your shoes really have nothing much on them. Yea I know, there’s vomit, semen, spit, glass and bloody needles all over the ground right? Get real. Look around you, I bet there’s nothing of the sort as far as you can see. People sure like to say that stuff is all over the ground but they never can seem to point out WHERE when asked.
3. Do you wear gloves to wal mart to protect you from everyone else’s snot, saliva, fecal matter and such? Do you ever stub, smash, or cut your fingers? Bet you still don’t wear gloves everywhere. Nuff said.
I personally have been barefoot by choice to many stores and public places and have never gotten any kind of injury, illness, fungus, parasite or anything of the sort from being barefoot. You people who criticize others for something that you know NOTHING about, like going barefoot; quite frankly disgust me. Have you ever thought that perhaps it might be HEALTHY and NATURAL to go barefoot?
LOL south dude… Let’s see…if I don’t put shoes/shirt on MY BODY I am being selfish and have a ‘me first’ attitude because I’m not doing what YOU want to MY body. I’m not tracking in anything that you are as bare, dry feet are NOT ideal places for fungus and things to grow like shoes are. So it affects NO ONE physically.
Yet when YOU try to force me to put something on MY body just because YOU do not like the way I dress, you don’t have a ‘me first’ attitude…WHY?
Barefoot person: affects only himself with his choice
Shod person bullying/forcing others to put on shoes: affects others with his choice
I don’t get it. How is the barefoot person being selfish and you are not?
I love seeing barefooters, it reminds me that not all of society is stuffy asses with high noses and feet shoved in shoes… Down with NS3!
I’m from TN and I never wore shoes in the summer growing up. Would walk on hot sidewalks and pavement, and go in stores. Nobody ever said anything to me. Wouold develop calluses an inch thick on the bottom of my feet!
I challenge ANY of you folks to name ONE disease that is spread by people going barefoot in ordinary public places. No, athlete’s foot doesn’t count. Wal-Mart doesn’t provide public showers or swimming pools. No fungus can survive on a dry surface. If you think otherwise, please provide us with a link to a reputable medical web site that supports your claim.
I also challenge you to name ONE city in America that has any kind of law or ordinance against bare feet ANYWHERE. OSHA restricts the practice in various places for EMPLOYEES, not CUSTOMERS. OSHA has no authority over the customers of any store or restaurant or other business of any kind.
Don’t like to see people’s feet? Do you propose a law against flip-flops, which cover about 2% of the normally visible part of a person’s foot?
You think bare feet are dirty? I take a shower at least once a day. When was the last time you washed the bottoms of every pair of shoes that you own?
I don’t even get the concern about establishments that serve food or sell groceries. Do you think people are going to walk in the food? And even if they did, would ordinary street shoes be cleaner? Are people going to eat things that have been dropped on the floor? I’m not following your logic here.
Worried about stepping on broken glass or nails? I have a really complex, high-tech solution for you. It’s called “looking down”. Most barefooters have learned how to do this. It works.
Offended by the sight of bare feet? I’m offended by your nasty shoes, which have been God knows where since the last time they were washed, and surely stink like last week’s trash. If you want to be kind and considerate of others, please take them off right away.
Think this post is absurd? Being a control freak is absurd. Other people were not put on earth to please you and make you feel superior. Leave us alone. We are not bothering anyone.
There is a no shoe no shirt policy but obviously its loosely enforced AND there’s nothing we can do if customers barrel past when its really busy OR strip while they are walking around….IF an associate does say something to them….IF the half naked customer complains to management or regional/corporate the associate can be coached or terminated….its sad but true….customers get their way no matter how wrong they are
put me in the pro-barefoot camp. I still wear shoes often but would prefer to be a full time barefooter. everyone who thinks its gross ask yourself this:
1. do you feel better when you take your shoes off (go “ahhhh”? of course you do.
2. bunions? corns?
3. are your toes squished together?
4. do you have shin splints of other injuries.
probably you’d feel better not wearing shoes.
As bad as this seems I worked at large electronics retail chain and we had someone show up to work without shoes. It had been raining and he liked the feeling barefoot… He was let go.
I’m stunned by how many people are defending this guy. Unbelievable that our society and sunk so low. Of course this is tame compared to most of what is seen on this site. I am a firm believer of “No shoes, no shirt, no service” It should be enforced by all rational decent business owners.
1.) Nails and some glass can go through your shoes and still cut you.
2.) Shoes are made with chemicals that are harmful.
3.) Bare feet are 100% hypoallergenic.
4.) Bare feet are 100% eco-friendly.
5.) Bare feet are 100% FREE unlike shoes and socks….
6.) It is possible to walk barefoot in high heat and low cold.
“What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot grasp the fact that
a human foot is more noble than the shoe and human skin more beautiful than the garment with which it is clothed.” -Michelangelo
@Ted C: How much did the shoe police or shoe companies pay you to say that?
Did you ever see a bathtub after a happy barefoot person took a shower? Yuck! I’ll stick to wearing shoes, thank you.
Free the feet
Wearing shoes is the most unhealthy thing for your feet. They cause your feet to stink, bunions, blisters, hammer toe and callouses and worst of all, Athletes foot. Do you wash your shoes every day?
At least bare feet are washed daily and the muscles, bones and tendons get used properly and toned. Go barefoot and ditch the shoes for your health.
At least they both have on PANTS!! Pants are a rarity in Wal-Mart according to at least 25% of the photos on this site.
OH MY GOODNESS!!!!
After reading all the pros and cons posted about barefeet vs shoes, I think I’ll wear shoes to WM. Mainly because I’m more afraid of the little old Granny ladies in mesh shirts running over my toes with their carts!
I heard a noise, so i came out.
Really?!?! NO comments on the Dane Cook refrence?!
There’s a time to go barefoot, and there’s a time to wear footwear. Walking through the dirty aisles of Walmart qualifies as a time for footwear.
July 19th, 2011
You've got to be kidding me!!!
oh come on!! are you people really saying it makes good sense to walk around in ANY store barefoot? It’s called social graces….skills used to interact politely in social situations. They include manners, etiquette, deportment and fashion….Walking into a store without your shirt and no shoes is not only saying “I’m too lazy to get dressed” it shows everyone around you that you are low class and have no respect for others. Do I like going around barefoot? Heck yes! But I was raised with manners and was taught when going out in public you are to be clean and dressed! I swear this is whats wrong with society as a whole…lack of manners and respect for others.
YOu don’t understand. There is, to some people a certain fetish with being barefoot in places where they shouldn’t. For me, yes.
They must be shopping for shoes.
July 20th, 2011
the greeter was napping
LOVE the Dane Cook reference!!!
July 21st, 2011
Really? Has anybody ever heard of hook worms? You know, you get them when you step in a fresh steaming pile of……you know…. with your BARE FEET. And as everyone on here knows, that scenario is not beyond the realm of possibility at a Walmart.
July 22nd, 2011
This couple looks just fine.. compared to most of the FULLY CLOTHED others, I might add.
The no shirt is kind of yucky, but p
Perhaps this is a waterside location? As for the no shoes, I go barefoot whenever I can. It isn’t healthy for your feet to be enclosed in shoes all the time. Im 46, and have never, ever had athlete’s foot, or any type of toenail fungus, bunions, corns..or anything else associated with shoes. I will wear flipflops or loafers when I must in order to protect my feet, from glass, metal, stickers, etc…and in winter, of course. But warm / hot weather? Not so much.
Dane Cook. Priceless.
This is so common in beach towns. Not illegal at all. Really what is the big deal? OMG they are barefoot! Really lighten up people.
July 23rd, 2011
“Has anybody ever heard of hook worms?”
Don’t exist in the USA. They’ve been extinct here for decades.
Funny thing is, I’ve never attempted to go barefoot in Wal-Mart. I just think the choice should be mine.
Wal-Mart thinks it is something that it isn’t. It’s a basic retail store for the masses. The dress code should be whatever the laws on indecent exposure allow. But I have been barefoot in a Macy’s, while wearing a very nice dress. I only got one comment from a saleslady, who thought my fashion statement was cool and amusing.
I don’t really have a problem the feet, i just don’t want to look at a pair of man boobs while grocery shopping
July 28th, 2011
Brad in Canada
I can’t imagine whats on that floor.
August 9th, 2011
Is that Ke$ha?!
August 17th, 2011
Surprised and pleased by the number of commentators who understand that being barefoot is no big deal and even good.
In my fifth decade I researched what was the “best” shoe; I had had to stop a walking program due to ankle pain and foot pain. I discovered that the “best” shoe was *no* shoe and gave it try, starting on a wooded trail. Within two weeks my ankle pain was gone, plantar fasciitis was gone and my upper and lower back pain was improving…and continued to improve until I comfortably dropped all pain pills (I had been taking a lot).
One of the sources of my information was barefooters.org & also the online book “The Barefoot Hiker” at http://www.bhthom.org/hikertxt.htm
I now barefoot almost everywhere except in Winter, and that mostly due my perceptions of other peoples’ perceptions –I could in fact could do it comfortably most of the time even then.
If I shop for even an hour shod I could feel some discomfort, and so I try to shop in stores where I think I won’t be hassled…and I avoid Wal-Mart because I expect the greeter to play shoe police.
I salute the couple for braving the potential harassment by going into Wal-Mart barefoot.
September 4th, 2011
so happy that Dane Cook was quoted here… very proud of the person that captioned this.
April 15th, 2013
i wear hiking boots as those people tend to run over your feet with their shopping carts! Otherwise i would go barefoot.
November 29th, 2013
This is the most opinionated I’ve ever seen a comment section get about something that matters so little.
December 15th, 2013