If I had a beer belly that looked that good, I would never have a shirt on. I may even tattoo a six pack of PBR on there because I like to highlight my strengths.
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I might be mistaken but both these women look like they might be at various stages of pregnancy instead of just beer bellied
July 18th, 2011
That is SERIOUSLY disgusting!! NOBODY wants to see ALL of that!!
Is that her boob hanging out in the pic on the right?
That’s “Mountain Dew Belly” and “Meth Belly”, respectively speaking.
I agree, they both look like they could be pregnant.
At least it’s a Diet Mt. Dew!
Did the woman on the left get dressed in the dark? Blue floral purse, pink floral top, and a red batik skirt? Maybe she’s color blind. (I wish I was!)
I think they’re too old to be pregnant
I believe the one on the left is pregnant…the one on the right is just disgusting.
guess its a gud thing i dont live in Iowa, im that bitch that wud let both of them no that ,that shudnt hav happened…..them is sum grown ass women….self respect ppl….i mean damn really???
Excuse me, but I think either a pregnant or post pregnancy belly sure looks alot better than PBR GUT! . At least they contributed to mankind instead of needing Manny Craig!
that is def a beer belly! at least in the 2nd one, 1st one could just be too much b.king!
But, She is drinking diet dew, she must figure 1 dew for every 6 PBR’S
I know it’s hot out there, but come on people, have some dignity!!!
the one on the left is about to give birth to a keg and the one on the right is going to give birth to a “pony” keg
She has diet pepsi in her cart, too late for that now honey…
The one on the left – I’d hit it.
The one on the right – I’d hit.
yeah not pregnant, just gross….I have had 2 kids and would not ever consider going to the store like this and I dont look like either one!
Pregnant my @ss
@ Wendy…..no you don’t sound tough. You sound stupid. Learn to write in proper english
I apparently come from the Jeff Foxworthy school of thought here. Beastly as they may be, I’d still stare at their tits, hoping they would pop out. We’re out numbered, might as well see what you’re up against.
to Chris, if you hoping they pop out, what do you see in the one on the left. Looks to me like she has a tit hanging out.
OMG…@the men…really? Must you say that? I know your guys and all but to say what you did TODD! WRONG! or should I say SAD! Now as for these gals…hey neither or pregnant and if they feel ok enough about themselves to go out like that then MORE POWER TO THEM! I’ve SEEN ALOT WORSE and i’m in CALIFORNIA! LOL
Left one-pregnant (and no matter how ‘beautiful’ the hollywood stars try to make running around with your pregnant belly hanging out, it does not mean ALL people have the body to do it-check the mirror before you leave the house-especially if you’re at an advanced age with a body that looks it!!)
Right one-definitely an out-of-shape beer guzzling girl who gains all her (beer drinking) weight in her stomach-imagine how hideous she’s going to look with another 10 years of beer drinking and that posture.
Pregnant or not, I still cannot get over the fact that they are wearing their swim suits to walmart. Which I find inappropriate. Save your beer bellies for the beach!
Girl on right just has horrible posture. I want to reach in there and pull her shoulders back – that would eliminate much of the gut!
Please, she’s actually thin – look again, she can’t even cover up the red & white striped blimp behind her.
Does it really matter if they are pregnant or just had a baby that is still disgusting to have your gut hanging out like that… Have some self respect
THE ONE ON THE LEFT IN CLEARLY PREGGO. I THINK IT’S CUTE.
THE RIGHT ONE…WELL…BAD TASTE.
When did it become acceptable to wear bathing suits in public anyway?!
Both remind me of my over/under shotgun… shotgun being sexier of course.
Who cares if they’re pregnant, or not? It’s even worse that they go out looking like this if there’s a bun in the oven.
saw the gal on the right and about barfed in aisle 6 in the grocery area and her sweetie was walking a good 10 fet behind her
the gal on the left looks pregnant
“Cause she’s rockin the beer gut……..”
That is either called Self confidence or complete obliviousness. Either way, if I had to choose, I go with girl on the right. She looks like my ex.
Not even pregnant ladies dress this disgusting! They should just throw a blanket on when they go out because no one cares how much beer they drank Last Thursday!
Pregnant? I hope not because I’d rather not see either of them BREED!
Venus Flytrap Inc.
Okay, I think the girl on the left is pregnant. As far as the girl on the right, I have no words…
I hope the one on the right isn’t pregnant…ewww..
See kids this is what underage drinking gets you…
We all should at least be thankful that the one on the left has the swimsuit cover on. I think that one is pregnant, but that would make her picture look a lot worse
Is that a diet Dew ?
At least the one on the left has a sarong, right? I’m not sure if she’s pregnant, but if she is, she’s ready to deliver.
I agree with Lizzytwo about the one on the right – if she’d stand up straight the gut would mostly go away.
Regardless, WHY do people think it’s appropriate to grocery shop in a bikini, regardless of their shape? If you’re going in a store, throw on a t-shirt, coverup, or something!
Hey, Iowa, are you aware of the new invention called the one-piece? Also, I think Wal Mart actually carries swim suit cover-ups. Maybe you should grab one.
The one of the left isn’t pregnant–look at her double chin! That’s definitely chub.
the one on the right wouldn’t look too bad if she did a few stomach crunches and wore something a bit more supportive…the “Bag O’ Marbles” look is out.
Don’t these women know that horizontal stripes make ‘em look fat?!
The one on the left doesnt really look pregnant. It’s a possibility…yes, but HIGHLY unlikely looking. The one on the left is just gross! Come on people!!!! I understand if you feel confident in your body and all, but that doesnt mean everyone else wants to see your fat hanging out!!! Hell…Im a bigger girl and I know that!! Hence the reason why I DONT wear stuff like this!!
The one on the left I’d like to run a batch all over that pregnant belly. The one on the right I’d need to forget bout to get it up for #1.
#1 is prego, her belly is high and looks solid, kudos for her to be comfortable with herself and show off her blessings
Having given birth to 4 kids, I say neither is pregnant. The one on the left looks like she has had a kid or two & needs a body lift to correct the damage (her arms are not fat). The one on the right looks unwell. I don’t know if she is a raging alcoholic or not, but that is what she reminds me of.
That bathing suit is in a Target ad, traitor!
I’ll take “Things that look like Shamu” for $200 please.
The one on the left is pregnant. Beer bellies are lower.
July 19th, 2011
Diet Pepsi…really it’s a little to late…..right try Mic Light……..
Kate Gosselin and Octomom in 10 years
The one on the left may have Diet pop, but I bet she don’t drink Light Beer. Ladies and Gentlemen, your Gold and Silver Medalists in the female Beergut Olympics!
July 20th, 2011
Worst thing about summer is that the layers (clothes that is) come off…
Funny! In the pic on the right, look at the old lady in the red/white shirt standing behind the lady in the pink on pink swim suit…. look at her really close! The way she’s holding her left hand almost looks like a nasty looking boob on the woman in the front! LOL!
I love how the one on the left has DIET Mt. Dew and DIET Pepsi (in the cart)…. don’t think those are gonna help lady. :/
Left picture: Kate Gosslin 5 years from now
July 21st, 2011
I agree def preggers…all because they are pregnant doesn’t mean they can’t wear a bikini!
July 24th, 2011
Pregnant or not, just cover that shit up!
I don’t think either of them are pregnant, i live in IOWA and people do that shit all the time. I think its weird, put a shirt on at least people.
BTW, Iowa isn’t a bad place just because of these two pictures. BUT think what you want.
July 25th, 2011
The one on the right maybe pregnant but I know a lot of small woman like that who has bellies that swell that way during the day. She also has as back problems. You can tell by the way that she stands. I feel for her. Its not her fault that the rest of her body cant keep up with her stomach.
July 27th, 2011
Time for another round of “Pregnant or Just Fat?” I agree, either way, cover it up at least for the store!!!
July 28th, 2011
Don’t care whether they are pregnant or not – they could rent it out as a billboard.
July 30th, 2011
The humor of these pictures is somewhat lessened by the fact that it was over 100 degrees in Iowa during that time period. Shit I just had a baby and I’d go out in a sports bra and a sari too. The pavement was cracking and the heat index was 126 or somewhere around there. In Council Bluffs. Google it.
Oh god I think that might be the store in my town lol.
August 1st, 2011
This makes me never what to go to another Wal-Mart in Iowa ever again. And I live in Iowa.
August 4th, 2011
Brad in Canada
IF the blonde on the left is knocked up it’s because of dollar beer night at the VFW. The other one is just a lazy slouch with a fat gut.
August 9th, 2011
I went to high school with the girl on the right…..lol. PRICELESS and still just as white trashy!!
August 14th, 2011
The one on the left is pregnant. You can see the start of a linea negra going down her belly to her belly button.
August 15th, 2011
I also went to highschool with the one on the right. She’s only 31 or 32. She apparantly IS still as trashy as she was in school. Ugh.
January 19th, 2012
Anonymous from Iowa
Um (hate to admit this) I know the one on the left…NOT pregnant!!
February 3rd, 2012
anonymous from iowa
I know the blond and she is NOT pregnant!
I sadly know the one on the left – DEFINITELY NOT PREGNANT!!!
February 7th, 2012
The one on the rights name is April Steen and she isn’t pregnant but for som reason or another she really enjoys only wearing shorts and her swim suit top in the summer
February 26th, 2012
The one on the left is VERY obviously pregnant. The one on the right, possibly. Or post pregnancy. Belly button’s don’t do that when you’re fat.
May 8th, 2012
Some good posture could help the chic on the right…
June 18th, 2012
The one on the right is my mom fuck u all
January 5th, 2014