I’m just disappointed that he is sitting down. You should see him flying, it’s so majestic. It’s like a jorts ballet in the sky all for you!
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Tweakerbell, the meth fairy.
For all you folks who keep claiming that meth does not cause potentially irreversible brain damage, check out those wings, my friends. Check out those wings.
July 21st, 2011
I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think fairys kick ass!
What’s with all the old gay men on here? I don’t hate gay people, but hope I don’t become one when I’m old.
I think it’s cool that he’s secure in his fairyinity – he owns it!
When my in-laws played Peter Pan with the grand-kids, my father-in-law always played Tinkerbell. He had better wings, though.
THE TOOTHFERRY ALSO NEEDS BIG SAVING ON ASSORTED ITEMS. BUT ID MAKE SURE THE CHECK HE IS WRITING OUT WILL CLEAR.NOT ONLY DO THEY FLY BUT ALSO LOVE TOO BOUNCE .
All of these staged/dare/hazing photos are getting a bit old! At least give us some hot chick wearing (purportedly) nothing but a box to look at!
He’s applying for a job! Manager’s calling security!
I can’t wait to get old. Then I can be as crazy as I want and have the perfect excuse!!!
redbull…it really does give you wings!
random acts of lunacy
HEY! DUDE! It’s THURSDAY! Fairy wings are ONLY allowed in Walmart on FRIDAYS!!! THUS, THE TERM “FRIDAY FAIRIES AT WALMART”. TAKE THOSE THINGS OFF RIGHT NOW!
Sir Hates Alot
An obvious Red Bull drinker (shameless plug).
BEN H. I think we could get along –he he
They’re upside down.
Oh My Goodness!!!!
I feel pretty, oh so pretty……..
HAHAHAHA, my little sister took this picture. walmart I swear, low prices and free entertainment!
The floor show at the Henderson IHop
Leaves something to be desired !
Now that is one awesome Grandpa!
I’m thinking that maybe it is a Jort-Skirt and a badass Opie style haircut and SHE is rockin’ a hammer holder on the belt. Obviously, a female roofer who doesn’t need a ladder. Sexist pigs.
@ BEN H.: You would know, Ben
@ GRIM REAPER: QUIT YELLIN’ !!
A wild guess – this might be a cancer survivor who has been at an event and the wings are symbolic
Hey Tinkerbelle, take your fairy ass and fly outta here!!
Tinkerbell gone butch!
Last time I saw one of them was after I drank a bottle of Absinthe.
I don’t care how of a hurry you are in to get to work, remember to change after playing dress-up with your 4-year-old.
I think it would be super funny if he was playing ‘fairy’ with his daughter at home and forgot to take off the wings! That’s what I’m going to believe…
Looks like he lost a bet. The World Cup Finals, perhaps?
Is he applying for a job??
As that Black Sabbath song goes !!!!!! Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me. !!!!!!!! I saw it I saw and I tell you no lies
“No amount of hand clapping will bring you back from where I’m going to send you” Hook
What’s sad is that they will probably hire him….
July 22nd, 2011
yet he seems way too tame for Burning Man…
Nigga you gay
Maybe the greeter needs a Wingman?
WONDER IF HIS SISTER IS THE TOOTHFAIRY?
He’s just ordering some celery and bleu cheese.
You aren’t the wind beneath my wings
July 23rd, 2011
NOPE NOPE NOPE He really needs the drugs!!!
July 25th, 2011
The toothfairy is checking in at HQ for a new list of visits.
Applying for Fairy Godmother Greeter position.
July 30th, 2011
Ah security we have a real one here! He were’s wings in case he fall’s off the stool while filling out a job app to be a hostess @wal-mart
September 14th, 2011
anyone else notice that the tag is still on shims jeans?
June 15th, 2012